John Crist on Baby Names

  • Published on Aug 15, 2016
  • John Crist, Standup comedian, on baby names. Taken from his comedy special "I Got Questions"
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Comments • 456

  • Bob A Linx
    Bob A Linx 5 days ago

    1:51 “John is also a synonym for the toilet, what’s your point?”

  • Christy N
    Christy N 7 days ago


  • Caleb bernhard
    Caleb bernhard 9 days ago

    My parents named me off of Caleb from the Bible

  • Amber Cadance
    Amber Cadance 10 days ago

    I’m Amber 😂

  • Don’t mind me. I’m just afraid of everything.

    0:47 “Everybody knows a white girl named Amber that’s crazy.”
    *Laughs in Andi Mack*

  • D L
    D L 17 days ago

    *several Ambers are typing*

  • Semeri Siamese
    Semeri Siamese 17 days ago

    My cousin Cody will chase you down the halls of his house with a nerf gun.

  • Xeno Foxx
    Xeno Foxx 18 days ago

    Lmao I know a black Cody and he’d fuck anyone up while eating a rack of ribs 😂

  • Jae Boy
    Jae Boy 18 days ago


  • Caleb Larsen
    Caleb Larsen 19 days ago

    I know an amber and she is crazy

  • Rinate Meto
    Rinate Meto 21 day ago

    Soooo Jesus took the wheel?

  • Emily Wong
    Emily Wong 21 day ago

    I love how he laughs at his own jokes LMAOO

  • HeyJey Official
    HeyJey Official 21 day ago

    I don't believe in God but he's funny and I enjoy this.

  • Cali Sportsman
    Cali Sportsman 21 day ago

    I've never heard of anyone named Lucifer. The bible totally ruined that perfectly good name for everyone.

  • Nina Talamo
    Nina Talamo 21 day ago

    I deadass thought the title said “Jesus Christ on baby names”

  • B R I C K.
    B R I C K. 21 day ago

    Oh my God he’s right about the Amber thing

  • Aliejha Cullick
    Aliejha Cullick 22 days ago

    I want to name my daughter Sigrid which is the name of my favorite singer, if it’s a boy i could name him Sigala which is a neutral norwegian name

  • Destiny Love
    Destiny Love 23 days ago

    Oh my soul!!! This comment section got me ded

  • Luna_Lovegood_ Wannabe

    So, will my kid be good if I name him Genesis Exodus Leviticus numbers Deuteronomy Joshua Judges Ruth first and second Samuel first second kings first and second Chronicles Ezra Nehemiah Esther Job psalms proverbs ecclesiastics song of Solomon Isaiah Jeremiah Lemetetoin Ezekiel Daniel Hosea Joel Amos Obadiah Jonah Micah Nahem Hebbeccama Zappaniah Haggi Zachariah Malakai
    I don’t think that was correct spelling, but I got fourth place in my Catholic spelling bee without studying so...

  • Amber Crombie
    Amber Crombie 26 days ago

    As a white girl named Amber, how dare you say that I am are revealing my secret. Now my friends and family know😉

  • Hailey Jarman
    Hailey Jarman 26 days ago

    i know an amber who broke her wrist in a fight lmao

  • varg7878
    varg7878 26 days ago

    Amber's are always crazy

  • Tommy Totem
    Tommy Totem 26 days ago

    Every girl I know who’s name is Amber is smoking hot. Now girls named Amanda...I know 4 of them and they are all crazy!

  • r i l e y
    r i l e y 27 days ago

    ambers are c r a z y

  • EmmaLove 14
    EmmaLove 14 Month ago

    I do, in fact, know a crazy white girl named Amber

  • rhithecat Queen
    rhithecat Queen Month ago

    I know a girl named amber she's mean

  • Amber Heimbach
    Amber Heimbach Month ago

    Ew i don't stab people

  • Mercedes Bourne
    Mercedes Bourne Month ago +1

    My moms name is Amber and she’s half Mexican and half Puerto Rican......she’s insane

  • Gamer Fury
    Gamer Fury Month ago

    Jesus stole my bike too rode it into Jerusalem

  • Amber Crosland
    Amber Crosland Month ago

    Hey my name is Amber I'm only crazy when I need to be 😂❤

  • ajasioux bea
    ajasioux bea Month ago +1

    amber heard and her lying self

  • Nicci di Angelo daughter of Hades

    I have a girl in my grade named Dylinattea, my younger brother is friends with a girl who is named Braile, yes it's pronounced like the type of reading don't ask why, and my sister dated a guy named Eilic😂

  • Maddie Koester
    Maddie Koester Month ago +1

    Esmeralda will take you to Paris. And then a creepy religious judge will stalk her the entire time.

  • Cody King
    Cody King Month ago

    I’m offended

  • HyperGenixx
    HyperGenixx Month ago

    Omg the Jesus one, In my class, there’s a kid named Jesus and he always touches peoples shit without asking

  • DD Nicole
    DD Nicole Month ago

    “Everyone knows a white girl name Amber whose crazy”
    Shit I do.

  • Keli Shae
    Keli Shae Month ago

    He’s’s 10:30 at night he’s out of energy 😂😭😂😭

  • Nicole Loves Jesus God

    275 people names Cody 👎🏼

  • I love Jesus
    I love Jesus Month ago


  • Danielle Eby
    Danielle Eby Month ago

    he looks like taika waititi

  • Rachel Thompson
    Rachel Thompson 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who thought of Cody from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody? I thought it fit him to T.

  • Milkop Milkop
    Milkop Milkop 2 months ago +1

    My name is Cody Lynn. I am a very large, violent and unforgiving man.

  • Nancy Scott
    Nancy Scott 2 months ago

    My brothers name is Cody and I don't think that was very funny

  • Ava _ they’renotchinesemom

    I know a Cody, he’s a crackhead and a playboy

  • Manuela Williams
    Manuela Williams 2 months ago

    I have a Amber in my math class who is the devil's child

  • Aaron Brown
    Aaron Brown 2 months ago

    Amber alert!

  • Cody Kole
    Cody Kole 2 months ago

    All us Cody's just hit the floor laughing.

  • Amber Boxing
    Amber Boxing 2 months ago +1

    Ok I’m not that crazy thanks tho

  • Kamari Davis
    Kamari Davis 2 months ago +1

    Amber *cough cough* "Andi Mack"
    I remember that show

  • Cody Lee
    Cody Lee 2 months ago


  • Classic mustang Garage
    Classic mustang Garage 2 months ago +1

    My friend Cody drives a Prius lol never laughed so hard

  • DurpyRainbow :P
    DurpyRainbow :P 2 months ago

    Cody= tall white dude. Birkenstocks and beach vibes. Also a skater and vegan. 😂

  • NgapakDiLuar
    NgapakDiLuar 3 months ago

    Hesus stole your bike

  • Turquoise Snowflake
    Turquoise Snowflake 3 months ago

    I once pointed out in my life I had never met a guy named Keven who was normal, and I had never dated a guy named Dean that was worth the effort.

  • Adorabilis Chronicles
    Adorabilis Chronicles 3 months ago +3

    I do in fact know a crazy white chick named Amber...

  • Lance Elliott
    Lance Elliott 3 months ago

    I read *Jesus Christ on baby names*

  • Livie It Up
    Livie It Up 3 months ago

    0:48 "Everybody knows a white girl named Amber that's crazy"

  • L.A.Sharp
    L.A.Sharp 3 months ago

    I wanted to name my son Nathaniel and i was told its a "black" name. So i named him Destyn and people assume he's a stripper girl named

  • Amber Weber
    Amber Weber 3 months ago

    I’m an Amber but I know other Ambers like that😂

  • Maame Efia
    Maame Efia 3 months ago

    The Amber i know is my youth pastor and she's pretty cool😂😂😂😂😂

  • CivilWarWashington
    CivilWarWashington 3 months ago

    My mom's name is Amber. She goes sicko mode all the time on me and my bro

  • Symaira Bolden
    Symaira Bolden 3 months ago

    I am literally one of the whitest people you will meet. I mean like translucent but I was mentoring some incoming freshman this year at university and they received an email from me and ALL 34 OF THEM THOUGHT I WAS AFRICAN AMERICAN! I was like really?

  • spacefrog 712
    spacefrog 712 3 months ago

    i actually DO know an Amber
    Everyone thinks she’s pretty crazy

  • Sophie Thompson
    Sophie Thompson 3 months ago

    My fav part: Esmeralda will take you to a nice restaurant. Amber will stab you in the back. 😂

  • Jordan Turner
    Jordan Turner 4 months ago

    my sadly that's my life my name is Jordan and I'm a bad man when it comes to my family

  • Cupcake Queen
    Cupcake Queen 4 months ago

    I immediately thought of Amber Liu when he mentioned that all Amber’s are crazy.😂

  • Nathaniel riesterer
    Nathaniel riesterer 4 months ago

    Shannon's are trouble too.

  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    When your pastors name is John

    And your old pastors name was Dave

    And your old youth directors name was Mark


  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    All of me and my siblings have bible names
    My name is Hannah
    My brothers name is David
    And my sisters name is Sarah

  • JonatasAdoM
    JonatasAdoM 4 months ago

    Isn't there a girl on house M.D. called Amber that is crazy?

  • Schy Bux
    Schy Bux 4 months ago

    What’s he gonna do slap me with a sandal? Lmao

  • Christian Thomas
    Christian Thomas 4 months ago +1

    Kids named Braeden are the worst. I did an after-school program for 4 years. Never met a Braeden that could behave himself.

  • Marisa Suangka
    Marisa Suangka 4 months ago +1

    I know 3 Amber's, all insane

    • Marisa Suangka
      Marisa Suangka 4 months ago +1

      @R. Whitaker yes. Agreed

    • R. Whitaker
      R. Whitaker 4 months ago

      Right? And girls named Crystal are always batshit crazy.

  • Kayla McMe
    Kayla McMe 4 months ago

    Ambers are crazy