John Crist on Baby Names

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  • Опубликовано: 15 авг 2016
  • John Crist, Standup comedian, on baby names. Taken from his comedy special "I Got Questions"
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Комментарии • 322

  • joe doe
    joe doe 6 дней назад

    You would get more laughs if you stood in one place more and kept a straight face instead of laughing.

  • David J
    David J 10 дней назад

    Sorry, this dude ain't funny. Boring and annoying. The name thing, done a millions times already STOP!!!

  • Andrew Yarbrough
    Andrew Yarbrough 18 дней назад +1

    My sister's name is Amber. 😶

  • Faithfully Bold Adornments
    Faithfully Bold Adornments 20 дней назад

    Guilty as charged 😉 (Amber)

  • Damien Hine
    Damien Hine 22 дня назад

    Hey! My wife is called Amber 😉

  • Caleb C
    Caleb C 25 дней назад

    Oh....




    I guess I didn't make the team.

  • Gabrielle Harrell
    Gabrielle Harrell 28 дней назад

    I know somebody from school named Caleb and a RU-clipr named Cody Johns!

  • Wise Cajun
    Wise Cajun Месяц назад

    Ambers are crazy

  • Hue Jaynus
    Hue Jaynus Месяц назад

    No joke I went to high school with a kid named Kingdom Sonagod. And his sister’s name was Paradise Sonagod

  • Jordan Sweet
    Jordan Sweet Месяц назад

    Fair point about the race,actually.

  • IluvJesus Christ
    IluvJesus Christ Месяц назад

    I know a Amber who is crazy! Lol

    • IluvJesus Christ
      IluvJesus Christ Месяц назад

      In a mean way not the sweet sad kind of way

  • Awkward Allison
    Awkward Allison Месяц назад

    My name is Allison (basic white girl name) I'm socially awkward and I love jesus

  • Caleb Nutting
    Caleb Nutting Месяц назад

    Got me messed up 😂

  • Letty Boo
    Letty Boo Месяц назад

    Esmeralda is my mom's name 😄

  • Caren Northcutt
    Caren Northcutt Месяц назад

    Lucifer is a Biblical name. So is Ahab.

  • WhatTheFridge 1o1
    WhatTheFridge 1o1 Месяц назад

    I know some pretty fucked up Cody's idk what hes talking about😂😂

  • @becca_jayy_1212 (Twitter)
    @becca_jayy_1212 (Twitter) Месяц назад

    Yup I knew a crazy Amber lived with us for a bit left year later cops show up looking for her yeek

  • Austin Kelly
    Austin Kelly Месяц назад

    All he is saying: if you name your kid a white sounding name they aren't threatening

  • Brooke hycie
    Brooke hycie Месяц назад

    70 percent of the comment section are offended ambers

  • Sweet Tee
    Sweet Tee Месяц назад

    "Esmerelda will take you to a restaurant you don't know about. Amber will stab you in the parking lot." 😂😂😂😂

  • Ava
    Ava Месяц назад

    Lol my sisters name is amber and she’s the sweetest person ever

  • Justin Sherman
    Justin Sherman Месяц назад

    I got a 2 cousins, cody and his sister amber😂

  • Anapaula Seidel
    Anapaula Seidel 2 месяца назад

    "in 6th grade, a kid named jesus stole my bike" best thing said in this video. I LOVE IT!

  • Aemiliea Rhodes
    Aemiliea Rhodes 2 месяца назад

    My brother got his left eye stabbed out by an Amber.

  • David Cheater
    David Cheater 2 месяца назад

    I just know one Amber, she's a Muslim who lived in Pakistan.

  • Abigale Richard
    Abigale Richard 2 месяца назад

    😂😂

  • Pandora Lupin
    Pandora Lupin 2 месяца назад

    The only amber I know is black...

  • Jenna chastain
    Jenna chastain 2 месяца назад

    2 Amber's for everyone Esmeralda

  • Long Hair, Don't Care
    Long Hair, Don't Care 2 месяца назад

    That last joke is so racist.

  • Small Cilantro
    Small Cilantro 2 месяца назад

    All the Ambers and Cody’s our there being triggered.

  • DeAndre Elliott
    DeAndre Elliott 2 месяца назад

    My name is DeAndre IDK how I got on the basketball team Im short *wacthes video* yeah that makes sense now

  • Erin Esser
    Erin Esser 2 месяца назад +1

    My names CHAKAOOFKA AND MY DAD KNOWS GOD

  • Caleb Atkinson
    Caleb Atkinson 2 месяца назад

    wo wo wo wo

  • Cody Meadows
    Cody Meadows 2 месяца назад

    Darn it how'd he know.

  • Deborah L
    Deborah L 3 месяца назад

    I’ll kill him, I’ll kill him right now

  • Celeste Noire
    Celeste Noire 3 месяца назад

    Omg the point about the bible names was spot on my name in Hebrew means "glory of God" and everyone who knows me can agree that I'm a little shit

  • Amber S
    Amber S 3 месяца назад

    As an Amber I agree with his statement, I approve

  • Mari
    Mari 4 месяца назад

    heh. Christian or not, I think anyone could find him funny. He isn't using offensive jokes to get the crowd going, he's just naturally hilarious, yk?

  • Musical Kitty
    Musical Kitty 4 месяца назад

    There was this one girl I used to go to school with and her name was joshwhala.

  • Drone_Lordx
    Drone_Lordx 4 месяца назад

    Nobody's gonna say it?.....This is racist!

  • vickikendricks
    vickikendricks 4 месяца назад +1

    Wow, my mother actually named me my name to keep from being stereotyped in this world. It actually worked.😁

  • AGcrafterlmt
    AGcrafterlmt 4 месяца назад +1

    There's a kid in my school named DeAndre who is on the basketball team 😂

  • Esmeralda De Los Reyes
    Esmeralda De Los Reyes 5 месяцев назад

    I’m Esmeralda 😂

  • Kaleb Welhouse
    Kaleb Welhouse 5 месяцев назад

    I think I would make it

  • Toni Allen
    Toni Allen 5 месяцев назад

    My husband's ex-girlfriend from high school! www.paulsvalleydailydemocrat.com/news/local_news/max-sentence-given-in-murder-case-victim-s-mother-calls/article_2cb48e25-eb13-5ac8-a27d-ac6318174a19.html

  • Amber A.
    Amber A. 5 месяцев назад +2

    I am a white girl. My name is Amber....and yes, I am crazy 😂😆

  • Chan _101
    Chan _101 5 месяцев назад

    Oh hey i heard my name

  • Annika Svenningsen
    Annika Svenningsen 6 месяцев назад

    lol

  • Moonlitshadow0929
    Moonlitshadow0929 6 месяцев назад +1

    My mom's name is amber! 😂😂

  • Old Crow
    Old Crow 6 месяцев назад

    Ha, ex's name.

  • Amber Nye
    Amber Nye 6 месяцев назад

    My friend sent me this, cause my name is Amber, and I died laughing. I am the Crazy Amber, I admit it.

  • Cody Franklin
    Cody Franklin 6 месяцев назад

    Really bro... really?

  • Wilma Lister
    Wilma Lister 6 месяцев назад

    So so cool!!!!! Love it 😍 😂

  • BlankCanvas88
    BlankCanvas88 6 месяцев назад

    Yeah well, John Gacy had a Biblical name too. :/

  • pollly pocket,🧚🏾‍♀️
    pollly pocket,🧚🏾‍♀️ 7 месяцев назад +1

    😭😭😭😂😂😂Amber

  • k. rich
    k. rich 7 месяцев назад +1

    Race based jokes are tricky....stay away

  • Sam Huff22
    Sam Huff22 7 месяцев назад

    My brother has a bible name and so do I!!!!!

  • Jayson Cabrera
    Jayson Cabrera 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lmao that Amber joke 😂 so true

  • Caitlin Kerr
    Caitlin Kerr 7 месяцев назад +1

    My midddle name is amber

  • Emily Wulf Studios
    Emily Wulf Studios 7 месяцев назад

    My sister's a white crazy chick named Amber

  • Hannah Banana
    Hannah Banana 7 месяцев назад +2

    the Jesus one. DOES HE WATCH DAVID LOPEZ TOO?? I want to know...

  • Lightwood Films
    Lightwood Films 7 месяцев назад

    I knew a white girl named Amber. We were in elementary school together. And she was always the crazy one. She once flipped out at the teacher because she broke her nail writing something on a chalkboard and this was in second grade she threw books at his face.

  • Ava Lewis
    Ava Lewis 7 месяцев назад

    The cody thing is true😂😂😂

  • 🌻sunflower🌻
    🌻sunflower🌻 7 месяцев назад +6

    I accidentally volume up all the way and my phone screamed "I AIn'T WorRIeD AbOuT nO DuDE NaMEd CoDY" and it was so loud it woke up my mom!!!!

  • Laura Mallory
    Laura Mallory 7 месяцев назад

    This guy was really funny .....until i saw THIS video! This is really fucked up! Just because you throw in a crazy white girl dont make it okay to be racial profiling!

  • Sarah Blackwood
    Sarah Blackwood 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ambers are always crazy! I've been saying this for YEARS!

  • Mikayla Stephenson
    Mikayla Stephenson 7 месяцев назад

    He said he was walking out of a bar lol

  • Love On fire!
    Love On fire! 7 месяцев назад

    "Esmeralda will take you to a restaurant that you never heard of; Amber will stab you in the parking lot!" That part will NEVER get old to me!!

  • Amber Chase
    Amber Chase 7 месяцев назад

    Yup...

  • Secundus
    Secundus 7 месяцев назад

    He should've done a joke about muhammad for that last bit.

  • Noname Someone
    Noname Someone 7 месяцев назад +1

    ...my wife's name is Amber....and I love her lol

  • Noname Someone
    Noname Someone 7 месяцев назад +1

    My name is Amber....😳 lol

  • Caleb Camero
    Caleb Camero 7 месяцев назад +1

    My name is Caleb.... xD


    And I love to play basketball...
    Have a wonderful day. =)

  • b l a k e
    b l a k e 7 месяцев назад +15

    I have a brother named Cody, and his wife is named Amber

  • Kimberly Adigwe
    Kimberly Adigwe 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the laughs

  • Emily McCall
    Emily McCall 7 месяцев назад +1

    the Amber joke was spot on XD

  • Grace Adams
    Grace Adams 7 месяцев назад

    I know a Cody who is a black belt...

  • Madeline W.
    Madeline W. 7 месяцев назад +1

    My mom is named Amber and I can definitely say she is slightly crazy.

  • IDontKnowWhatToNameMyChannel
    IDontKnowWhatToNameMyChannel 7 месяцев назад +3

    “A kid named Jesus stole my bike in 6th Grade”

  • Timmy Hodges
    Timmy Hodges 7 месяцев назад +1

    "What's he gonna do chase me in his Prius?" 😂

  • Jon3.0
    Jon3.0 7 месяцев назад

    Lmao ive been working at a summer camp this summer and theres a girl named amber that seems fine when she talks to the kids but to the other leaders and staff shes weird and creepy af lol

  • AtarahDerek
    AtarahDerek 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cain is also a Bible name. Just saying.

  • Brandon Dasen
    Brandon Dasen 8 месяцев назад

    Whats funny is that i know 2 mma fighters names Cody

  • MiChelle1968
    MiChelle1968 8 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ocareening
    Ocareening 8 месяцев назад +1

    The only Amber I know isn't white...

  • Kaitlyn Skidmore
    Kaitlyn Skidmore 8 месяцев назад

    My best friend is named Christian and he almost ended up in a gang..

  • ur mum
    ur mum 8 месяцев назад

    He looks like Christian Billie Joe Armstrong (might've spelled his name wrong)

  • Matilda Bean
    Matilda Bean 8 месяцев назад

    My friend Amber laughed her ass off when he was going over her name 😂😂😂

  • CreasyBear
    CreasyBear 8 месяцев назад +1

    I know a crazy white girl named amber lmao

  • Amber Herrera
    Amber Herrera 8 месяцев назад +10

    I wouldn’t call myself crazy. I am just full of character.

  • Darth Veedy
    Darth Veedy 8 месяцев назад

    Im named after a mermaid. Guess which one, and my name isn’t Ariel

  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza
    purplecatlover1825 randompizza 8 месяцев назад

    Me and my siblings are named Hannah, Sarah, and David lol you can't get much more Christian named than that 😂

  • NerdyEmi
    NerdyEmi 8 месяцев назад

    2:10 brings a whole new meaning to Jesus took the wheel.

  • Miłka Chromińska
    Miłka Chromińska 8 месяцев назад

    Brilliant stuff :D

  • Frances Jones
    Frances Jones 8 месяцев назад

    I definitely know an amber who’s crazy.

  • Alice Lee
    Alice Lee 8 месяцев назад +3

    Im Amber...I feel attacked but like...hes got a point

  • Jennifer Gates
    Jennifer Gates 8 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Odie Way
    Odie Way 8 месяцев назад

    I've been called Amber. And all of my siblings have Bible names.

  • Jessica Leach
    Jessica Leach 8 месяцев назад +24

    I love the fact that he laughs at his own jokes

  • Destiny LauraJo
    Destiny LauraJo 8 месяцев назад +3

    He’s so adorable