The TV Is Telling The President What To Do

  • Published on Dec 21, 2018
  • The President isn't signing a resolution to fund the government thanks to advice from his top advisor: the television.
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Comments • 4 589

  • Razal Mind
    Razal Mind 19 days ago

    American President in the past is good for US people's , but this Trump more like stupid people who put pant in the head. Who vote this idiot to become power.

  • Razal Mind
    Razal Mind 19 days ago

    Donald WALL J Trump.

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 23 days ago

    Congress should approve his peaches at the border idea, then people have something to eat!

  • proud2bpagan
    proud2bpagan Month ago

    What's 15 inches and hangs between Donald Trump's legs? Answer: Sean Hannity's tie.

  • Alchemic Overdrive
    Alchemic Overdrive Month ago


  • vincentj
    vincentj 2 months ago

    Colbert is praying that Trump gets reelected so he has four more years of material.

  • Steve's Place
    Steve's Place 2 months ago

    Remember when Latenight TV wasn't some old tired hack doing lame Trump jokes for two hours?

  • Shahid A.
    Shahid A. 2 months ago

    What about porn stars on the border instead of a wall...I’m sure trump knows a lot

  • Keith Whiteley
    Keith Whiteley 2 months ago

    If people were trespassing on your property and trashing it what is the first thing you would do. A conservative would build a good fence. Nancy would serve them milk and cookies. Vote conservative.

  • Ashes Mandalay
    Ashes Mandalay 2 months ago

    Jeff Flake is a flake. A wet napkin of a senator. He was an accomplice in rushing Kavanaugh through confirmation.

  • ihatemegatron216
    ihatemegatron216 2 months ago

    By building the wall out of steel he wants to build another iron curtain.

  • Sammy31Dee
    Sammy31Dee 3 months ago

    It's funny how pathetic the left has become..... No strategy and completed outsmarted by Trump everyday but they call him 'stupid'..... Lmfao lunatic left wingers are destroying the dem party everyday with their media and its helping Trump even more..... The constant fake news you leftist have to admit to everyday..... Retraction everyday.... 😂 😂 😂 Pathetic commies can't even be proper commies
    😂 😂 😂 #MAGA 🇺🇸

  • Brenden James Martel
    Brenden James Martel 3 months ago

    Why doesn't Congress just vote him insane and impeach him, lol.

  • marlonious
    marlonious 3 months ago


  • Stalecracker
    Stalecracker 3 months ago

    Your just a lever for the news

  • Rejin Paul
    Rejin Paul 3 months ago

    Stephen, you are not funny.

  • Bionic man
    Bionic man 3 months ago +1

    We should tell president dump we don't need a wall because there is a ........'force field "....... keeping the drugs and illegal aliens back

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips 3 months ago

    Just take a look at these deviates who know nothing tell the President who has an IQ twice the levels of theirs what to do.

  • Amberlance
    Amberlance 3 months ago

    Most illegal immigrants stay on expired visa's
    The wall/steel slats wont stop this - you know that trumptards are just going to blame it on the fact dems didnt want a concrete wall
    Any reason to whine for these snowflakes

  • Hildebeast Clinton
    Hildebeast Clinton 3 months ago +1

    This isn’t free press. This is a left wing organization that operates with overt malice and explicitly bad intentions towards our President.

    • United States of America
      United States of America 3 months ago

      Pssssst... That is a free press. The fact that they can make media denouncing the president proves it. What you should've said is fair press.

  • Jpsurfer P
    Jpsurfer P 3 months ago

    Just say it Stephen, open borders are cool. Sex trafficking is awesome, everyone loves drugs! Time to raise taxes to support more illegals. Why fix the border with a wall, Colbert’s Democrats need those votes! Colbert 2020!

  • bully BONES
    bully BONES 3 months ago


  • guyrami
    guyrami 3 months ago

    jokes and jokes and spghetti¡ lmfao

  • AJ Silver
    AJ Silver 3 months ago

    Duuuuh Ithought you said Russia was telling him what to do??
    Yup..Drrruump is done! Russian collusion!!!!
    Trump took HALF A MILLION dollars from Russian Bank for a brief 20 min speaking appearance in Moscow!
    Oops my bad! THAT was Bill Clinton - while Hillary was secretary of state and oversaw a deal in which Russians would buy 20% of US uranium. lol

  • John Davis
    John Davis 3 months ago

    More fake news open borders propaganda.

  • John MARK
    John MARK 3 months ago

    Hey Steve, on October 30, he will complete that thing for which he was made commander and chief. A mighty king is Trump !

  • courtney jones
    courtney jones 3 months ago


  • Daryl Poe
    Daryl Poe 3 months ago

    I'm a democrat, and I can't believe anyone has ever thought this guy was funny.

  • Larry Underhill
    Larry Underhill 3 months ago

    Substitute "Steel Slats" for "Chain Fence" and the POTUS would have saved Americans 5 billion dollars. THERE YOU GO AMERICA! Elect me as Prez.

  • Conner Fields
    Conner Fields 3 months ago

    Why did I tell him the steel slats thing on Twitter? I need sleep.

  • La La
    La La 3 months ago

    wtf x'D

  • Marion Thomas
    Marion Thomas 3 months ago

    😂😂the TV's mad at me..

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 3 months ago

    Itag big and go take some of those migraines to your house

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 3 months ago

    Come up with some new stuff besides unckle donald

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 3 months ago

    Hundred and 1% better than cleanton

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 3 months ago

    Trump is the best president we have

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 3 months ago

    More senseless and stupid

  • Shawn Smith
    Shawn Smith 3 months ago

    lke Colbert has said before, the FREEDOM TOWER at NYC Ground Zero took 15 YEARS to build and WE WANTED THAT. THat is in ONE athe wall is going to take 2,400 years to build unless Home Depot sponsors it with a rolling supply warehouse.

  • Shawn Smith
    Shawn Smith 3 months ago

    Don Jr and Eric could sell their "lemonade" to the Russians....a new drink called Collud-aide.

  • Marta Martinez
    Marta Martinez 3 months ago

    Trump...🎺🎸🎷🎹🎶🎵 you can’t always get what you want 🎵🎸🎺🎷🎶🤪🥳🤩

  • John Doe
    John Doe 3 months ago

    Stop hating on trump your probably gonna vote for him in 2020 so you can keep your ratings up

  • Walt F.
    Walt F. 3 months ago

    Can't we just put up some Levolor blinds?

  • rockyofusa1
    rockyofusa1 3 months ago

    IF JUST 10 TAXPAYING PEOPLE (that witnessed the taking of the employee agreement statement other wise known as the Oath of office,) GO TO THESE BREAKERS OF THE AGREEMENT OF HIRE (oath breakers,) AND DEMAND THEY LEAVE FEDERAL LAND AND BUILDINGS BY THE LAWS they passed the ex-employee (oath breaker) must leave the building, they CAN take the taxpaying citizens to court but they made the laws and passed them, that make it our (WTP) legal right to kick them out, they lose pay immediately, pensions and any power read about it in labor laws they are employees of the tax paying citizen, nothing more but they want you to be conned into believing they are more, BUT THEY ARE NOTHING M,ORE THAN EMPLOYEES THAT WORK FOR US.
    They passed the very laws that make it legal for us to let them go, there can always be another election to fill the job positions, as their should be

  • J Bern
    J Bern 3 months ago

    Just so he can put his name on this “wall”, that’s all this is about. Nothing he builds does not have his name on it. EGOMANIAC

  • Laxthar Entertainment
    Laxthar Entertainment 3 months ago

    Colbert is a Sith. "...anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the darkside." -Yoda

  • Whaleshrimp
    Whaleshrimp 3 months ago

    Please don't forget, the re elect Trump fund is counting on comedians to keep him in office. Where else can you get this type of material! Look forward to face to face between Nancy and The Donald to keep us laughing. Build a wall around Washington DC!

  • Esoteric Desi
    Esoteric Desi 3 months ago

    LOL! I never liked this show w/ David Letterman... Stephen Colbert's the best... LOL!

  • O Doyle Rules
    O Doyle Rules 3 months ago

    Maga 2020 wall is on it's way people over democraps steve is transgender weasel

  • stheday1
    stheday1 3 months ago +2

    Sad that there are still idiots who support Trump.

  • Ya boy Genghis
    Ya boy Genghis 3 months ago +1

    Orange man bad

  • Mark Maxwell
    Mark Maxwell 3 months ago

    A bit

  • Tiffany Lawrence
    Tiffany Lawrence 3 months ago


  • sirMAXX
    sirMAXX 3 months ago +1

    I'd support a beaded curtain. That might actually look nice.

  • Daniel Alonzo Carranza
    Daniel Alonzo Carranza 3 months ago

    Nice move Jesture. His knife hurts for life 🔪🃏.

  • olivia-J Trans
    olivia-J Trans 3 months ago +1

    The U S regime is a collection of disfunctional juveniles ? ? They don't get anything done ? ?

  • Kalvin Barris
    Kalvin Barris 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert used to be very cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon

  • Kalvin Barris
    Kalvin Barris 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert used to be cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon

  • callistianstar
    callistianstar 3 months ago

    Why aren’t new episodes posting on this channel? Working while not getting paid... this is the time I need some levity.

  • Ryan Walker
    Ryan Walker 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert must have been dropped on his head as a baby

  • Makavelee
    Makavelee 3 months ago

    Steel slats (WALL) bahahaha omg

  • Jarred Kreider
    Jarred Kreider 3 months ago

    You liberals cant stand trump just shut up and deal with it

  • Zeek M
    Zeek M 3 months ago

    It's all a game to you right now colbert but it's not going to be so funny when you're in gitmo.


    Isn't there a tariff on cheap steel?

  • TypicalStoner83
    TypicalStoner83 3 months ago

    Yesterday i believed the lies. Today i haven't watched you in just over 6 months.

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan

    Donald took Nixon’s position as the worst president ever

  • edward woodaqrd
    edward woodaqrd 3 months ago +1

    if the tv is telling trump what to do is it turned on when it is telling him ed

  • Sam Sung
    Sam Sung 3 months ago

    colbert is a clown. a paid idiot. he gets paid to make democrats feel important. you can tell how desperate democrats are by how fast they have to talk to explain their bs position. it's not a indication of intelligence. they are on their last legs for 30 years. lol. bye bye.

  • SAM lleessaa
    SAM lleessaa 3 months ago

    :P Colbert is boring.

  • James N. Phares
    James N. Phares 3 months ago

    Trump needs to build Schrodinger's wall.

  • Brian Amberg
    Brian Amberg 3 months ago

    Trump has found a way to give his wall the initials "SS". You just can't make this up.

  • JMLawson80
    JMLawson80 3 months ago

    If I told people I based my decisions on the voices I hear on TV, they would put me in a padded cell.

  • GREY Wolf
    GREY Wolf 3 months ago

    Never mind that the idiot (Trump) promised over and over that Mexico would pay for his wall.

  • Alex Meyers
    Alex Meyers 3 months ago

    Ugh. Jeff Flake is such a tool. His political career gives hope to all invertebrate-americans.

  • Jason Reese
    Jason Reese 3 months ago

    I'm starting to wonder why RU-clip doesn't have conservative comments on here it's all douche bags like Stephen or idiots from fake news CNN. I might just delete RU-clip from all my devices and encourage others to do so as well if I don't see a change ?????

    • Aloe Anathema
      Aloe Anathema 3 months ago

      I've seen several conservative comments here.......... also his show is more popular with liberals.

  • Bream Linclon
    Bream Linclon 3 months ago

    You are not funny

  • Arleigh Berenguer
    Arleigh Berenguer 3 months ago


  • Richard Tracy
    Richard Tracy 3 months ago

    Wrong the TV is telling the public what to do and you’re part of it

  • C I
    C I 3 months ago

    turn on teletubbies for is age appropriate

  • kissmyaass1
    kissmyaass1 3 months ago

    No, but you Colbert are trying real hard to tell the Amerian public what to shameful on your part.

  • Sam Sung
    Sam Sung 3 months ago

    liberalism is a disease. not like alcoholism, it's a bad one.

  • rafishalom1
    rafishalom1 3 months ago

    This bozo is still in TV?!

  • dr. who
    dr. who 3 months ago

    Keep pushing war and hate lame stream media nobody is Watching. ..

  • Christopher Garland
    Christopher Garland 3 months ago

    This is BS. Mexico is supposed to pay for the wall. Not Congress! Trump you lied to us. Such a fraud! Sad.

  • Jesse Weller
    Jesse Weller 3 months ago

    where going to build Steel Slats, and were going to make mexico pay for it.

  • Park Jeong
    Park Jeong 3 months ago

    I need to make sense of all this. Where is Ja

  • Gérard Lefrançois
    Gérard Lefrançois 3 months ago

    Stephen with all his critics is making President Trump the most popular President in the world. .

  • Marshall Fischer
    Marshall Fischer 3 months ago

    Yeah, yeah we know you hate Trump. Old old old. Come up with something new will ya.

  • Skeleton Champion
    Skeleton Champion 3 months ago

    Trump is the only thing holding America together. Once he’s gone this nation is going down, good luck everyone.

  • Debbie Richardson
    Debbie Richardson 3 months ago

    Well , you have enough nuts in Canada that you don't need more popcorn.

  • j.s s
    j.s s 3 months ago

    Stephen, you got paid off. I am neither dems. Or repub. I know that you all are full of it.

  • evukelectricvehicles
    evukelectricvehicles 3 months ago

    Ha! The TV/media tells the public what to think(about) and what not to think(about).
    If you don't know that yet then what rock have you been sleeping under for the past decade or six ?
    Paul G

  • Roy Joseph
    Roy Joseph 3 months ago

    His whinny ass need to be in Jail, he can’t run his house not a country.! Seriously America among 120M people u have that’s what u find the best.hahaha

  • Richard Knapp
    Richard Knapp 3 months ago

    steel head hammer....

  • Jimmy Gambino
    Jimmy Gambino 3 months ago

    Build That Wall and make the illegal immigrants do it!🖕

  • Cain
    Cain 3 months ago

    It's 99% vs the 1% but 98% don't care.

  • cam
    cam 3 months ago

    There isn't a single Republican willing or able to stand up and do the right thing. Cowards, all of them.

  • Jimy Piha
    Jimy Piha 3 months ago

    Go Trump 🇺🇸
    Go USA 🇺🇸
    Build the Wall and protect the nation.

  • blackbeltbeatdown
    blackbeltbeatdown 3 months ago

    Build the wall and top it with razor electrified sharp barbed wire. Problem solved.

  • Milko Way
    Milko Way 3 months ago

    Well, besides a pathological liar, dangerous narcissist,
    wannabe dictator and treasonous Russia's
    pawn, Drumpy turned out to be a bullheaded wall-o-phile maniac, a rare psycho
    case. Therefore, Dr. Mueller, please
    fence him / wall him in a secure place ASAP,
    to start the US healing.

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 3 months ago