The TV Is Telling The President What To Do

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2018
  • The President isn't signing a resolution to fund the government thanks to advice from his top advisor: the television.
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  • Brenden James Martel
    Brenden James Martel День назад

    Why doesn't Congress just vote him insane and impeach him, lol.

  • marlonious
    marlonious 2 дня назад

    😂😂

  • Stalecracker
    Stalecracker 3 дня назад

    Your just a lever for the news

  • Rejin Paul
    Rejin Paul 5 дней назад

    Stephen, you are not funny.

  • Roland Clavette
    Roland Clavette 6 дней назад +1

    We should tell president dump we don't need a wall because there is a ........'force field "....... keeping the drugs and illegal aliens back

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips 7 дней назад

    Just take a look at these deviates who know nothing tell the President who has an IQ twice the levels of theirs what to do.

  • Amberlance
    Amberlance 8 дней назад

    Most illegal immigrants stay on expired visa's
    The wall/steel slats wont stop this - you know that trumptards are just going to blame it on the fact dems didnt want a concrete wall
    Any reason to whine for these snowflakes

  • Hildebeast Clinton
    Hildebeast Clinton 9 дней назад +1

    This isn’t free press. This is a left wing organization that operates with overt malice and explicitly bad intentions towards our President.

    • United States of America
      United States of America 9 дней назад

      Pssssst... That is a free press. The fact that they can make media denouncing the president proves it. What you should've said is fair press.

  • Jpsurfer P
    Jpsurfer P 9 дней назад

    Just say it Stephen, open borders are cool. Sex trafficking is awesome, everyone loves drugs! Time to raise taxes to support more illegals. Why fix the border with a wall, Colbert’s Democrats need those votes! Colbert 2020!

  • bully BONES
    bully BONES 9 дней назад

    LMAO JAJAJAJA

  • guyrami
    guyrami 9 дней назад

    jokes and jokes and spghetti¡ lmfao

  • AJ Silver
    AJ Silver 9 дней назад

    Duuuuh Ithought you said Russia was telling him what to do??
    Yup..Drrruump is done! Russian collusion!!!!
    Trump took HALF A MILLION dollars from Russian Bank for a brief 20 min speaking appearance in Moscow!
    Oops my bad! THAT was Bill Clinton - while Hillary was secretary of state and oversaw a deal in which Russians would buy 20% of US uranium. lol

  • John Davis
    John Davis 10 дней назад

    More fake news open borders propaganda.

  • John MARK
    John MARK 10 дней назад

    Hey Steve, on October 30, he will complete that thing for which he was made commander and chief. A mighty king is Trump !

  • shirley jones
    shirley jones 10 дней назад

    SO GLAD TO STAND WITH TRUMP TO DEFUND MARXIST LIBERAL BIGOTS. WE WILL DENY PAY TO LIBERAL BIGOTS. YOU ARE NOT THE MASTER. WE ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES. :)

  • Daryl Poe
    Daryl Poe 11 дней назад

    I'm a democrat, and I can't believe anyone has ever thought this guy was funny.

  • Larry Underhill
    Larry Underhill 11 дней назад

    Substitute "Steel Slats" for "Chain Fence" and the POTUS would have saved Americans 5 billion dollars. THERE YOU GO AMERICA! Elect me as Prez.

  • Conner Fields
    Conner Fields 11 дней назад

    Why did I tell him the steel slats thing on Twitter? I need sleep.

  • La La
    La La 11 дней назад

    wtf x'D

  • Marion Thomas
    Marion Thomas 11 дней назад

    😂😂the TV's mad at me..

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 11 дней назад

    Itag big and go take some of those migraines to your house

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 11 дней назад

    Come up with some new stuff besides unckle donald

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 11 дней назад

    Hundred and 1% better than cleanton

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 11 дней назад

    Trump is the best president we have

  • eric ohanian
    eric ohanian 11 дней назад

    More senseless and stupid

  • Shawn Smith
    Shawn Smith 11 дней назад

    lke Colbert has said before, the FREEDOM TOWER at NYC Ground Zero took 15 YEARS to build and WE WANTED THAT. THat is in ONE PLACE...so athe wall is going to take 2,400 years to build unless Home Depot sponsors it with a rolling supply warehouse.

  • Shawn Smith
    Shawn Smith 11 дней назад

    Don Jr and Eric could sell their "lemonade" to the Russians....a new drink called Collud-aide.

  • Marta Martinez
    Marta Martinez 11 дней назад

    Trump...🎺🎸🎷🎹🎶🎵 you can’t always get what you want 🎵🎸🎺🎷🎶🤪🥳🤩

  • John Doe
    John Doe 11 дней назад

    Stop hating on trump your probably gonna vote for him in 2020 so you can keep your ratings up

  • Walt F.
    Walt F. 12 дней назад

    Can't we just put up some Levolor blinds?

  • rockyofusa1
    rockyofusa1 12 дней назад

    IF JUST 10 TAXPAYING PEOPLE (that witnessed the taking of the employee agreement statement other wise known as the Oath of office,) GO TO THESE BREAKERS OF THE AGREEMENT OF HIRE (oath breakers,) AND DEMAND THEY LEAVE FEDERAL LAND AND BUILDINGS BY THE LAWS they passed the ex-employee (oath breaker) must leave the building, they CAN take the taxpaying citizens to court but they made the laws and passed them, that make it our (WTP) legal right to kick them out, they lose pay immediately, pensions and any power read about it in labor laws they are employees of the tax paying citizen, nothing more but they want you to be conned into believing they are more, BUT THEY ARE NOTHING M,ORE THAN EMPLOYEES THAT WORK FOR US.
    They passed the very laws that make it legal for us to let them go, there can always be another election to fill the job positions, as their should be

  • Judy Bernstein
    Judy Bernstein 12 дней назад

    Just so he can put his name on this “wall”, that’s all this is about. Nothing he builds does not have his name on it. EGOMANIAC

  • Rural Comedy
    Rural Comedy 12 дней назад

    Colbert is a Sith. "...anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the darkside." -Yoda

  • Whaleshrimp
    Whaleshrimp 12 дней назад

    Please don't forget, the re elect Trump fund is counting on comedians to keep him in office. Where else can you get this type of material! Look forward to face to face between Nancy and The Donald to keep us laughing. Build a wall around Washington DC!

  • Esoteric Desi
    Esoteric Desi 12 дней назад

    LOL! I never liked this show w/ David Letterman... Stephen Colbert's the best... LOL!

  • O Doyle Rules
    O Doyle Rules 12 дней назад

    Maga 2020 wall is on it's way people over democraps steve is transgender weasel

  • stheday1
    stheday1 12 дней назад +2

    Sad that there are still idiots who support Trump.

  • Meaty C H U N G U S
    Meaty C H U N G U S 12 дней назад +1

    Orange man bad

  • Mark Maxwell
    Mark Maxwell 12 дней назад

    A bit Flaky...lol.....

  • Tiffany Lawrence
    Tiffany Lawrence 13 дней назад

    !!!!see

  • Preston Jones
    Preston Jones 14 дней назад +1

    I'd support a beaded curtain. That might actually look nice.

  • Daniel Alonzo Carranza
    Daniel Alonzo Carranza 14 дней назад

    Nice move Jesture. His knife hurts for life 🔪🃏.

  • olivia-J Trans
    olivia-J Trans 14 дней назад +1

    The U S regime is a collection of disfunctional juveniles ? ? They don't get anything done ? ?

  • Kalvin Barris
    Kalvin Barris 14 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert used to be very cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon

  • Kalvin Barris
    Kalvin Barris 14 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert used to be cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon

  • callistianstar
    callistianstar 14 дней назад

    Why aren’t new episodes posting on this channel? Working while not getting paid... this is the time I need some levity.

  • Ryan Walker
    Ryan Walker 14 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert must have been dropped on his head as a baby

  • Makavelee
    Makavelee 14 дней назад

    Steel slats (WALL) bahahaha omg

  • Jarred Kreider
    Jarred Kreider 14 дней назад

    You liberals cant stand trump just shut up and deal with it

  • Zeek M
    Zeek M 15 дней назад

    It's all a game to you right now colbert but it's not going to be so funny when you're in gitmo.

  • Losaiko RESIST!!! RESISIST! IMPEACH TRUMP - NOW

    Isn't there a tariff on cheap steel?

  • TypicalStoner83
    TypicalStoner83 15 дней назад

    Yesterday i believed the lies. Today i haven't watched you in just over 6 months.

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
    Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan 15 дней назад

    Donald took Nixon’s position as the worst president ever

  • edward woodaqrd
    edward woodaqrd 15 дней назад +1

    if the tv is telling trump what to do is it turned on when it is telling him ed

  • Sam Sung
    Sam Sung 15 дней назад

    colbert is a clown. a paid idiot. he gets paid to make democrats feel important. you can tell how desperate democrats are by how fast they have to talk to explain their bs position. it's not a indication of intelligence. they are on their last legs for 30 years. lol. bye bye.

  • SAM lleessaa
    SAM lleessaa 15 дней назад

    :P Colbert is boring.

  • James N. Phares
    James N. Phares 15 дней назад

    Trump needs to build Schrodinger's wall.

  • Brian Amberg
    Brian Amberg 16 дней назад

    Trump has found a way to give his wall the initials "SS". You just can't make this up.

  • JMLawson80
    JMLawson80 16 дней назад

    If I told people I based my decisions on the voices I hear on TV, they would put me in a padded cell.

  • GREY Wolf
    GREY Wolf 16 дней назад

    Never mind that the idiot (Trump) promised over and over that Mexico would pay for his wall.

  • Alex Meyers
    Alex Meyers 16 дней назад

    Ugh. Jeff Flake is such a tool. His political career gives hope to all invertebrate-americans.

  • Jason Reese
    Jason Reese 16 дней назад

    I'm starting to wonder why RU-clip doesn't have conservative comments on here it's all douche bags like Stephen or idiots from fake news CNN. I might just delete RU-clip from all my devices and encourage others to do so as well if I don't see a change ?????

    • Aloe Anathema
      Aloe Anathema 14 дней назад

      I've seen several conservative comments here.......... also his show is more popular with liberals.

  • Bream Linclon
    Bream Linclon 16 дней назад

    You are not funny

  • Arleigh Berenguer
    Arleigh Berenguer 16 дней назад

    No

  • Richard Tracy
    Richard Tracy 16 дней назад

    Wrong the TV is telling the public what to do and you’re part of it

  • C I
    C I 16 дней назад

    turn on teletubbies for him..it is age appropriate

  • wilbur wright
    wilbur wright 16 дней назад

    hey Jerk Colbert - why do't you try to be President and protect us from sick immigrants and the rest of the world who wants our as like China - your show sucks, you had class and you were funny once

  • kissmyaass1
    kissmyaass1 16 дней назад

    No, but you Colbert are trying real hard to tell the Amerian public what to do.so shameful on your part.

  • Sam Sung
    Sam Sung 17 дней назад

    liberalism is a disease. not like alcoholism, it's a bad one.

  • rafishalom1
    rafishalom1 17 дней назад

    This bozo is still in TV?!

  • dr. who
    dr. who 17 дней назад

    Keep pushing war and hate lame stream media nobody is Watching. ..

  • Christopher Garland
    Christopher Garland 17 дней назад

    This is BS. Mexico is supposed to pay for the wall. Not Congress! Trump you lied to us. Such a fraud! Sad.

  • Jesse Weller
    Jesse Weller 17 дней назад

    where going to build Steel Slats, and were going to make mexico pay for it.

  • Park Jeong
    Park Jeong 17 дней назад

    I need to make sense of all this. Where is Ja

  • Gérard Lefrançois
    Gérard Lefrançois 17 дней назад

    Stephen with all his critics is making President Trump the most popular President in the world. .

  • Marshall Fischer
    Marshall Fischer 17 дней назад

    Yeah, yeah we know you hate Trump. Old old old. Come up with something new will ya.

  • greendragon13
    greendragon13 17 дней назад

    Trump is the only thing holding America together. Once he’s gone this nation is going down, good luck everyone.

  • Debbie Richardson
    Debbie Richardson 17 дней назад

    Well , you have enough nuts in Canada that you don't need more popcorn.

  • j.s s
    j.s s 17 дней назад

    Stephen, you got paid off. I am neither dems. Or repub. I know that you all are full of it.

  • evukelectricvehicles
    evukelectricvehicles 17 дней назад

    Ha! The TV/media tells the public what to think(about) and what not to think(about).
    If you don't know that yet then what rock have you been sleeping under for the past decade or six ?
    Paul G

  • Roy Joseph
    Roy Joseph 17 дней назад

    His whinny ass need to be in Jail, he can’t run his house not a country.! Seriously America among 120M people u have that’s what u find the best.hahaha

  • Richard Knapp
    Richard Knapp 17 дней назад

    steel head hammer....

  • Jimmy Gambino
    Jimmy Gambino 17 дней назад

    Build That Wall and make the illegal immigrants do it!🖕

  • Cain
    Cain 17 дней назад

    It's 99% vs the 1% but 98% don't care.

  • cam
    cam 17 дней назад

    There isn't a single Republican willing or able to stand up and do the right thing. Cowards, all of them.

  • Jimy Piha
    Jimy Piha 18 дней назад

    Go Trump 🇺🇸
    Go USA 🇺🇸
    Build the Wall and protect the nation.

  • blackbeltbeatdown
    blackbeltbeatdown 18 дней назад

    Build the wall and top it with razor electrified sharp barbed wire. Problem solved.

  • Milko Way
    Milko Way 18 дней назад

    Well, besides a pathological liar, dangerous narcissist,
    wannabe dictator and treasonous Russia's
    pawn, Drumpy turned out to be a bullheaded wall-o-phile maniac, a rare psycho
    case. Therefore, Dr. Mueller, please
    fence him / wall him in a secure place ASAP,
    to start the US healing.

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 18 дней назад

    IT IS A HAPPY COHEN NEW YEAR. MUELLER HAS SPANKY BY THE CAT FLAP #JailImpeachmentHanging

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 18 дней назад

    REDUMMICUNTS DUMPING ON EACH OTHER. IT IS BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TREASON OVER REASON. #jail emAll

  • G MinK
    G MinK 18 дней назад

    Can we get Billy Dee Williams to say, "Dolt 45. Worst every time"?

  • Xtoriez Novel
    Xtoriez Novel 18 дней назад +1

    If you hate Trump then you like big government. I HATE government! For example, I just paid off my car. Did Chevy send the car title to me? Heck no! They had to send it to the state first. Why?! What business is it of theirs? I'm still waiting. Did you also know that paying property tax is essentially paying rent to the government, and the government can tell you what to do in your own house, much like a landlord? You do NOT own your own land unless you have a Land Patent. Will the government tell you that? Heck no! Will they let you have one? Even less of a chance! And healthcare is fine, but it's not government's job to force it on us. So, I hope Trump causes the entire government to implode! Every time a Democratic politician sees Trump and gags, or a Republican politician quits, I run around my house singing Joy To The World to the tune of Uptown Funk!

  • Christopher Libby
    Christopher Libby 18 дней назад +3

    To be honest I want Trump to stay true to his word and never reopen the government until he gets his wall money. Im not saying this because I support it, Im saying it because Congress will never give it to him and after being shut down for too long, the government will collapse. I can then waltz in and take over America. Наш Советский союз живет всегда в... Америка?

  • David Browne
    David Browne 18 дней назад

    Hey Drumphf, Mexico called .. they said the wall check is .. 😏
    in the mail.
    Now, Little Donny Tiny Hands will be sitting at the mailbox for the next three. .. umm ..
    YEARS

  • constance royval
    constance royval 18 дней назад

    While I do have a Block wall to keep my dogs IN--not a fence. Two very different products. Try having a block wall installed---at a fence price. Or a solid wood fence--or the price of split rails. Then there is the old stand by of ugly and cheap-barb wire. Could also just sink Americas used tires into the ground along the border--decorate them with paint and some art. OR add drones,more boots on the ground. More surveillance AT the entry stations. Where the NSA states the drugs --as well as humans as being trafficked into this nation. Put more money into the US Coast Guard. They have done everything BUT beg for it. (or set up a "GO FUND US" request). More heroin,fentanyl,cocaine,and OTHER illicit drugs enters the U.S. through America's Ports==than in the back pack of children hoping to walk across the deserts of Americas South West A 2015 campaign slogan--was not/never should have been/ meant more than the lying joke of another politician ==to gain the job--as the leader f the most powerful nation in the free world. Now America is no more than an island--fighting among it's self. With little more than a 12 year old,complaining "momma--they're picking on me"-- "No one likes me". Looking to the Entertainment branch of Fox for guidance. DJT---Mr."I have no need to repent"---Any guesses how THAT statement will go over with the Creator of ALL & EVERYTHING.

  • N Gemmiti
    N Gemmiti 19 дней назад

    FOX News is blocking comments against trump on youtube

  • new Q
    new Q 19 дней назад

    Steve Colbert,
    Why do your suits always look so cheap? ? ?
    Remember Johnny Carson? That dude had style.
    What does Colbert have? Fingernails on the chalkboard just to look at his show. :{

  • Barbara Brinkmeyer
    Barbara Brinkmeyer 19 дней назад

    Wedge. Unfortunatey true. Pay for the wall at taxpayer and Fed'l worker expense. Oh man. It's bad. Let's boot him out of office, but give Mueller time to do so (as this guy doesn't and never has defended criminal types).

  • Wang Ping Poon
    Wang Ping Poon 19 дней назад

    President Trump should do something for the individual instead of trying to win groups and factions. I suggest improving our individual quality of life to reflect the concepts of a civilized nation.