Late Show First Drafts: Mother's Day Cards 2018

  • Published on May 11, 2018
  • Moms never get to take a break from helping others. Including in this segment.
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Comments • 233

  • david black
    david black 4 months ago

    Cool mom

  • Jane Guarnera
    Jane Guarnera Year ago

    My first mama's day uninterrupted day children... get a grip, I'm a human bein'; I've more than earned my personal choice of irresponsibility at 60...once the dementia sets in...stick me in a home; lol, won't remember who ya are and if my elders were any indication, of a mind I won't give a hoot either way....likely be...your know it all attitude will be as much a bane in my old age as it was when you were 13 ...A parents solace, what comes around goes around...hissy fits, diapers...yada, yada, yada. Those lil seed my mama planted, still spoutin' though she's long gone, bless her my beloved babes...Oh my, good luck with those; stand in good stead or not they'll always be there.

  • Jane Guarnera
    Jane Guarnera Year ago

    As a mom, sure would be drinkin' that mimosa.

  • Ash Wendy
    Ash Wendy Year ago

    The sweetest, most thoughtful and most intelligent woman I have ever met. ;)

  • flynavy2222
    flynavy2222 Year ago +1

    I'd pump another kid into her.

  • chinookvalley
    chinookvalley Year ago

    This woman is the next Late Show co-host! Great skit by both of these beautiful people!

  • Soymaid
    Soymaid Year ago

    Thanks for the heads-up Stephen! I had just enough time to take a last-minute trip to visit my parents lol

  • bob See
    bob See Year ago

    Americans lack family value. Stupid culture. Mothers day is for wives. Not their mothers.

  • Erneto Calcano Calcano

    that's good comedy thank you😂

  • Itsalgud1
    Itsalgud1 Year ago

    Hilary is a MILF!😍

  • Anthony Gonzalez
    Anthony Gonzalez Year ago +1

    That is a true milf

  • Justin Merrell
    Justin Merrell Year ago

    Anyone notice that jump smooth transition where she goes from not having the mic to having the mic?

  • Steven Joe
    Steven Joe Year ago

    Where did that mic come from 🤔

  • Larry Aldama
    Larry Aldama Year ago +1

    He is funny and cool

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch Year ago

    Cornholebert no mother for himself he was shoveld off somebody's lawn.

  • Lily Corathers
    Lily Corathers Year ago

    Are all the ladies he picks the same person?

  • Sheetal Maheshwary
    Sheetal Maheshwary Year ago +1

    I like this mom! She’s so nice!!

  • the last of the lemmings

    Stupid yellow paper all ways tricks me too.

  • B R
    B R Year ago

    Hot Milf! 😁

  • BTW
    BTW Year ago

    Mother's day is a sham

  • Corralyn
    Corralyn Year ago +1

    She's simply adorable! The mom I always wished for!

  • XeroFailGames
    XeroFailGames Year ago +1

    Hillary's hot

  • Nathan the Minarchist

    But mom, Amber’s mom lets us smoke weed in the back of her minivan!

  • x x
    x x Year ago +3

    Very classy Steven, as always. Happy mothers day to all the moms.

  • Andy Liu
    Andy Liu Year ago +1

    The captions say "3 beautiful boils"... I'm dying.

  • Elena Eisenhardt
    Elena Eisenhardt Year ago +1

    This was sweet and fun to watch 💕

  • Don Robertson
    Don Robertson Year ago +1

    Because mothers would rather have a card than maternity leave.

  • Kinjiru731
    Kinjiru731 Year ago +1

    Really enjoyed that. Hillary was cool.

  • Richard Patik
    Richard Patik Year ago +1

    Sweet show. Stephen is the best.

  • electric_magnetic
    electric_magnetic Year ago +1

    Hilary is such a mom

  • Little Red Pill
    Little Red Pill Year ago

    Why is he still drinking from the Breast of HilldeBeast?

  • Little Red Pill
    Little Red Pill Year ago

    Colbert is so old!!!!!#!#!

  • Chico Dust-E
    Chico Dust-E Year ago

    I would totally bone that mom not just Xbox trash talk she could get it

  • LeAndra Dozier
    LeAndra Dozier Year ago

    I’m totally Amber’s mom

  • Starkaryen Snow
    Starkaryen Snow Year ago +1

    I had to play it again to find out at what point she got the microphone. Smooth editing!

  • Father Finger
    Father Finger Year ago

    the black guy looks lie a character from spongbob

  • MoonChildinOrbit
    MoonChildinOrbit Year ago +1

    She’s so cute and bubbly ❤️

  • OrionoftheStar
    OrionoftheStar Year ago +1

    The day mothers get chocolate.

  • Dr Richard M
    Dr Richard M Year ago +1

    what a tricky question but with an easy answer! 2:16 she has three beautiful boys and Stephen Colbert ask who is the most beautiful she was huh? don't even think there are no ugly sons for a mother! regardless, by the way happy mothers day! in advance

  • Brown Eagle
    Brown Eagle Year ago

    Jajajaja 6:12 Nobody heard the fart, do not worry, Stephen. You tried to cover but was late to. A good ear, you can not fool lol

  • Dark Tzitzimine
    Dark Tzitzimine Year ago +1

    Dear women: please continue wearing pants that show your underwear like that, it's hot af

  • Ken Ruan
    Ken Ruan Year ago

    That woman came to the Late Show with her own lavalier microphone. So efficient!

  • McShine
    McShine Year ago

    Hillary was really sweet, but honestly, first drafts is the most useless, long-winded and unfunny segment on late night television.

  • Alondra Ricketts
    Alondra Ricketts Year ago +1

    Mother's day

  • Dustin Vinas
    Dustin Vinas Year ago +1

    Collusion is real! Mueller is proving it

  • rampart rod
    rampart rod Year ago +1

    what a nice mama

  • Ichiro Fakename
    Ichiro Fakename Year ago

    Content starts at 2:30

  • Iain MacLennan
    Iain MacLennan Year ago +5

    Hilary was a champ :)

  • sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh Year ago

    5:38 I thought they were going to make a homegrown cannabis joke.

  • stevenreynolds40
    stevenreynolds40 Year ago

    Most definitely would smash without a second thought

  • jung un kim
    jung un kim Year ago

    Unfortunately I am the one who you will recognize until end of Earth as most amazing

  • MrAac2020
    MrAac2020 Year ago

    I'm guessing the show actually knew this lady's name was Hillary
    for the reason she was chosen.
    Sure makes people want to scratch their heads.

  • MrAac2020
    MrAac2020 Year ago

    Mom was great...The cards really sucked bad. Couldn't get even a giggle 😝

  • ivica habijanec
    ivica habijanec Year ago

    Man u are......................great. All love we can send from Croatia is yours man,and for your staff.Noone said a thing who prepare show for U.So i do.Love u all guys
    stay ALIVE under orange LAVA poring from ......hmmmm where aaaah ask TRUMP wheres BARACK born?????? love u ppl

  • Unknown Noises
    Unknown Noises Year ago

    Conviently picked the lady who was already wearing a mic

  • theresbob
    theresbob Year ago +1

    We've decided 24th of May will be designated "Dump the Trump Day". All over the British Commonwealth around the world, there will be parades, parties, fireworks and festivities.

  • Kai Rose
    Kai Rose Year ago

    to bad my mom doesn't deserve me.😁

  • Wallride Park Hyderabad

    lol too edgy for a mothers day segment maybe ?

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  • Nomar Norono
    Nomar Norono Year ago +2

    0:56 1:03 how did they manage to put her mic that fast?!

  • Nomar Norono
    Nomar Norono Year ago

    Random thought: 2:04 Atlanta, uh na na..

  • JoolsGuitar
    JoolsGuitar Year ago

    'Lock her up'

  • lisa koola
    lisa koola Year ago +2

    awwww that’s just so Sweet
    i teared i dunno why

  • Sandra J Gobely
    Sandra J Gobely Year ago


  • Trowa71
    Trowa71 Year ago

    Hillary and Jared. She's working on a bingo.

  • ZdenekLU
    ZdenekLU Year ago

    Stephen likes nice milfs ;)

  • Robert Evans
    Robert Evans Year ago

    The Avengers new movie is full of gratuitous violence, meaningless character walk-ons and very little plot line. The ending leaves​ you feeling hopeless. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS MOVIE.

  • Beth Ann
    Beth Ann Year ago

    I actually liked the first draft of the supermom card better. :)

  • cro4591
    cro4591 Year ago +1

    This wasn't awkward at all.

  • MrRictusGrin
    MrRictusGrin Year ago +2

    Hillary is adorable.

  • 4c1dr3fl3x
    4c1dr3fl3x Year ago

    Anyone want to buy my mom? High miles, but a classic. In need of some restoration, would make a great summer project. I've invested alot of money and effort in her, but just can't get her to work.
    Actually, keep your money, just haul her away. Need to clear out space in my garage

  • Cockney John
    Cockney John Year ago

    Mothers Day is NOT this Sunday.

  • LieV2
    LieV2 Year ago +9

    Woo something not trump!

  • DMiles
    DMiles Year ago

    I love Colbert, but FFS stop with all the white women. You sprinted passed a woman of color to get to yet another white woman.

  • Harry Dickus
    Harry Dickus Year ago

    Isn’t Mother’s Day all of a sudden offensive to SJW’s & Gender Neutral morons?

  • imkazumafearme
    imkazumafearme Year ago

    My mother lives half way across the country and too poor to see each other for years

  • ronic323
    ronic323 Year ago +7

    Seems like he always chooses from the same seat 🤔🤔🤔

  • Robin Raine
    Robin Raine Year ago

    Let's choose a mother randomly, you the one who already has a microphone on.

  • Mr. No B.S.
    Mr. No B.S. Year ago +13

    Beautiful hearty laughter, easy going and truly a real nice lady. Beautiful mom to her 3 handsome kids. Her presence brightened the show even more 👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Happy Mother’s Day 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

  • Ross Parlette
    Ross Parlette Year ago

    Oh dad, poor dad, moma's hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad. (The actual title of a major play I saw in Boston.)

  • wiktoria barecka
    wiktoria barecka Year ago


  • Danielle Spargo
    Danielle Spargo Year ago +21

    Aweee, this was so adorable, how sweet

  • Archie WahWah
    Archie WahWah Year ago

    How was she already wearing a lavalier?

  • E2 M5
    E2 M5 Year ago +6

    The names Hillary and Donald will forever have a negative cognition now.

  • timgraysontv
    timgraysontv Year ago +1

    Butthurt libtards lmao

    • ProjectFlashlight612
      ProjectFlashlight612 Year ago

      timgraysontv Idiot sees politics where there is none

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat Year ago +4

      What was it about this video that showed any sociopolitical bias?

  • VianneyCreates
    VianneyCreates Year ago

    That underwear one is too real! For shame, Stephen.

  • melli fluous
    melli fluous Year ago


  • J Witherspoon
    J Witherspoon Year ago +6

    Hillary's laugh is so cute. I hope the boys treat her well!

  • Jsn Sdx
    Jsn Sdx Year ago +10

    Coulda let her read some of the cards....

  • Helen Martinez
    Helen Martinez Year ago +13

    She is so nice and sociable. I like her

  • Ashley Johnson
    Ashley Johnson Year ago +3

    She is the best

  • Taunter Atwill
    Taunter Atwill Year ago

    Hello 'young' lady ?? Whahaaaa! Steven has gone blind!

  • R_Home8619
    R_Home8619 Year ago +1

    I think the glasses got mixed up. Anyone else think?

  • Sam O'Shea
    Sam O'Shea Year ago +1

    Holy shit, this lady absolutely kills it. A pro on camera!

    • YouMeUsWe
      YouMeUsWe Year ago

      Interesting isn't it! To me, her fake out of timing laughter, was annoying . I was thinking, "too bad Stephen didn't pick a funnier mom "( REAL laugh and timing wize at least). I couldn't watch it all.

  • Martingoldfire
    Martingoldfire Year ago +5

    I so wished her last name to be Clinton, that'd have been gold!

    ELTITOS89 Year ago +13

    WOW WHAT A MILF 😍😍😍😍

  • Rhonda Weber
    Rhonda Weber Year ago +2

    Good job, Hillary!

  • fripszilon
    fripszilon Year ago +7

    What a genuine mom. So fun!

  • Mo A
    Mo A Year ago +7

    Hillary is lovely.

  • mamo 19
    mamo 19 Year ago +1

    it was so weird seeing Stephen go to the Crowd and interacting with them !!!!