How To Know When Stephen Colbert Enters 'Full Summer Mode'

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  • Published on Jul 16, 2019
  • If the bandana is on, it means our host has achieved his peak summer form. #Colbert #Summer #LSSC
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Comments • 693

  • Les Kelley
    Les Kelley 14 days ago

    I always just assumed your birthday suit was a suit. We need more shirtless picutres of you, preferably riding a horse or sitting next to a tiger.

  • dave d
    dave d 17 days ago

    What will you *BRAINWASHED* fools do when all the truth about the Deep State that Stephen Colbert is a *SHILL FOR* comes out????? How will you face your family and friends and co-workers? More importantly, how will you face YOURSELVES?????????

  • stairs021
    stairs021 22 days ago

    Colbert has lost all my respect since he started to become part of the left. Not sure why RU-clip recommends this. No longer funny.

  • Peter H
    Peter H 22 days ago

    Colbert perpetuates evil

  • BLUE MOXIE
    BLUE MOXIE 24 days ago

    Steven Walks around With the BORAT MANKINIE, With a fake Mustash

  • OtolUMeF
    OtolUMeF 25 days ago

    You worry more about the droopy fig, and left the rest of us to deal with the racist rotten orange! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! Also. ... we love you!

  • A.I
    A.I 29 days ago

    Hey Colbert remember Isaac Kappy..before he died he said..YOU are a pedophile!

  • Ol Rai
    Ol Rai Month ago

    Jean Baptiste is amazing at music but horrendous at talking

  • Semper Fish
    Semper Fish Month ago +1

    Colbert loved his vacation to epstein island and he even picked up fashion tips to impress his child sex slaves.

  • Jakob Peter Raahauge

    Wait a sec - did he *drive* his boat?

  • Temitope Shoniyi
    Temitope Shoniyi Month ago

    I love when Colbert and John interact 🤗

  • William Alexander
    William Alexander Month ago

    I love how Stephen and John seem to really like each other. I hope they are really friends

  • Chris Floyd
    Chris Floyd Month ago

    John is such a great part of the show

  • Thatone Guy
    Thatone Guy Month ago

    John and Steven make a great duet

  • Myles Heneke
    Myles Heneke Month ago

    Steve's got an old man phone cover. Love him

  • Florin Fratica
    Florin Fratica Month ago

    He looks like jeffrey dean morgan with the sunglasses and bandana

  • Lauryn Stewart
    Lauryn Stewart Month ago

    LEMME DRIVE THE BOAT

  • Latriece Williams
    Latriece Williams Month ago

    Bye ugly you and your lamp you sure is ugly bye

  • Fifthelement203
    Fifthelement203 Month ago

    Steven in the bandanna looks like that dude from the walking dead with the baseball bat 😂😂😂

  • Elizabeth Silverio
    Elizabeth Silverio Month ago

    I love him 😍

  • Dragonflame911
    Dragonflame911 Month ago

    Sorry but...the fact that the captions keep calling figs "figures" is driving me crazy...and I try to avoid being a grammar nazi 😿

  • Daniel Dickson
    Daniel Dickson Month ago

    I was waiting through the whole clip for that "droopy figs" joke.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Rosanna Chiang
    Rosanna Chiang Month ago

    Your bandanna is happy to see you!

  • David Bouckley
    David Bouckley Month ago

    #FigNews

  • SWolfmoon
    SWolfmoon Month ago

    I am watching this episode right now on demand and this bit just happened and while watching it I was laughing so hard my stomach hurts now, not only because the story including the picture of Colbert wearing the bandana (#sexybandanaman) was funny but it was the CC subtitles that made it so hilarious. Every single time he would say ‘fig’, the subtitle would use the word ‘figure/s’ and when he says “fig tree” the subtitle said “figure treatment”. I was laughing so hard because I can imagine someone that is hard of hearing or deaf, reading that and watching what is actually happening when Colbert shows the pictures of fig jam and him making the jam, and being so damn confused, then figuring it out, then laughing hard about it. Because it was sounding ridiculous for a second, but then thanks to visual assistance it all suddenly makes sense that the subtitle bot is just being stupid.

  • Noel Down
    Noel Down Month ago

    I don't why it is, but I find it really annoying that a privileged American is bragging to an adulating crowd about owning land which he visits once a year, and about going fishing. It's so quintessentially American yet somehow just not quite right.

  • Fifi Napo
    Fifi Napo Month ago

    Ahhhh taking a break from comedy brainwashing

  • Donald Trump With A Small Loan of a Million Subs

    We need to take away all the summers and deport them so Stephan can't leave anymore.

  • James Stevens
    James Stevens Month ago

    I see all the Liberal snowflake cult followers are here praising and worshiping. Trump winning again in 2020, get you some of that Colbeir ya crying little liberal, man up and grow a pair. You look frail like a Woman. Ah ha ha ha

  • beanie0112
    beanie0112 Month ago

    @ 2:49 is exactly how I pick my women.

  • Buchi Chu
    Buchi Chu Month ago

    Aren’t figs like, full of bug larvae or something? That’s probably why they droop. 🤢

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • lcozzarelli
    lcozzarelli Month ago +2

    I wanted to see a pic of a droopy fig, and then a fig that looks ripe, but is not in fact droopy.

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Marissa Lanza
    Marissa Lanza Month ago

    You look so cute Stephen 🤨☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • Marissa Lanza
    Marissa Lanza Month ago +1

    Droopy balls 🤨😂😂😂😂😂

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Acrylbilder gießen
    Acrylbilder gießen Month ago +1

    Unlike Jesus, you at least know when it's the figs' time..... 😂 😂 😂

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • Sharon Vess
    Sharon Vess Month ago

    This was recommended by RU-clip. Not sure why.

  • KAIJU MECHA
    KAIJU MECHA Month ago

    I need to apply an internship in Colbert show, in fact, I write very dark jokes:)

  • Ricardum
    Ricardum Month ago

    Olha o estrago q o Steve Bannon esta fazendo pelo globo, aqui no Brasil foi o Jair Bolsonaro que endeusa o Trump e abana o rabo pra política norte americana com uma postura entreguista. Pelo menos a luta de vocês é ideológica, aqui além disso o presidente esta prostituindo nos direitos para uma minoria ficar mais rica pra justificar o rombo q esta acontecendo com o governo entregando nossos recursos para a economia de vocês continuar sólida.

  • justalurkr
    justalurkr Month ago

    His stylist is crying and we're loving it

  • Lil Gamer
    Lil Gamer Month ago

    Teach

  • Lil Gamer
    Lil Gamer Month ago

    Sooks

  • Cashmere Funk
    Cashmere Funk Month ago +1

    Woooow so cool at 4.15 lolololo.

  • Weirdunclebob V
    Weirdunclebob V Month ago

    Poor fish. :'( Great apart from that! :D

  • enriqueali
    enriqueali Month ago

    Embarrassing Dad Stories....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • jacksonlady69
    jacksonlady69 Month ago

    I could watch 3 hours of this.

  • Maryana
    Maryana Month ago

    хоспади, да Стивен же как любая бабушка за 55 лет хаха, миленько :Р

  • Richard Christie
    Richard Christie Month ago

    Loving the subtitles. They're convinced he's really into maths "That figure tree really gives up its fruit." "Where are my figures... That's not my figures... You don't have to chant figure, I promise you" - "I get a bunch of figures and I chop them up with a little bit of lemon and sugar and make a figure jam." - "My little tower of figures" - "You never pick a figure before it droops... The droopy figure means it's ripe."

  • Rae Lynn
    Rae Lynn Month ago

    My son was betting some serious money that the beard would make a comeback!

  • Muzikrazy213
    Muzikrazy213 Month ago

    I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔

  • Margo
    Margo Month ago

    I love figs. Yum!

  • Ingrid Wheeler
    Ingrid Wheeler Month ago

    I discovered ripe figs in Virginia.
    As a Northerner, who had only known the dried ones at Xmas, or the Newton variety, I can tell you it was an epiphany i will never forget.

  • José Klash Semedo
    José Klash Semedo 2 months ago +2

    Wow, so that's how oldschool Colbert is... He mentioned "Megaman" referring about "Protoman's" bandana!

  • Wendy Horvath
    Wendy Horvath 2 months ago

    Photos of his figs

    • - Buehmann
      - Buehmann Month ago

      Isn't that what got Anthony Weiner in a lot of trouble?
      When I heard his "droopy figs" joke, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.

  • 3finger10
    3finger10 2 months ago

    I was hoping he would drown. Trump 2020.......

  • hen ko
    hen ko 2 months ago +1

    Droopy Figs. 🤣

  • Truth Dakidgod
    Truth Dakidgod 2 months ago

    Stephen looks like negan on that bandana pic

  • Leopard Bra Brado
    Leopard Bra Brado 2 months ago

    Take a permanent vacation loser

  • P.J.C. jnp
    P.J.C. jnp 2 months ago

    Punk

    • hen ko
      hen ko 2 months ago

      I still miss the old Colbert Report....when Stephen was side splitting funny

  • Marie Temple
    Marie Temple 2 months ago

    you are rocking that bandana StepDylan

  • Ask to seduce Miss
    Ask to seduce Miss 2 months ago

    his beard is as pure white as the fresh driven snow!