Very Legal, Very Cool, And Very Interesting To Mueller

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  • Published on Dec 1, 2018
  • Donald Trump's story has come a long way, from claiming no business dealings in Russia to allegedly offering Vladimir Putin a $50 million penthouse in Trump Tower Moscow.
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  • ptavangar
    ptavangar 3 hours ago

    Actually he LIED about it on the campaign trail...

  • Frank Castle
    Frank Castle Month ago

    Ok, that part about Putin torturing people in his apartment was just uncalled for - everyone knows that you don’t torture and kill people in the same place that you eat! That’s just not sanitary...

  • smittykins
    smittykins Month ago

    I love how every time Stephen mentions jail/prison, the band plays the opening notes of “Jailhouse Rock.”

  • Harry Ertai
    Harry Ertai Month ago

    Mad Skillz bruh

  • Maureen Marquez
    Maureen Marquez Month ago

    You've got that right. No sleep because Trump's bringing on ww3. Lol lol. Operators are standing by. These are difficult and trying days. Where men are sifted like wheat. I try to hold on. Climbing a slippery metal ladder with greasy dirt on my hands. Life in the last days ! Hard to deal with. Being wise as a serpent , but harmless a dove. Mueller forte .

  • Maureen Marquez
    Maureen Marquez Month ago

    Lol lol

  • julie taron
    julie taron 3 months ago

    #nineintheafternoon
    #vivaP!ATD

  • linda brown
    linda brown 4 months ago

    I will not watch another "I'M SO GREAT" speech by Stump. Predict we'll hear about beautiful border wall, how we completely annihilated ISIS, bedtime stories about Putin and Kim, how much we depend on our friends the Saudi's, and how unreal his reality truly is. Puke. I WILL watch followup coverage by real journalists, more Colbert and Reuters.com. Go, S.C.!!!

  • Amanda Wyllis
    Amanda Wyllis 4 months ago

    I bet Michelle's dying backstage LOL 😂 🤣

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 5 months ago

    "very legal very cool" wtf 😂😂😂

  • Kinky
    Kinky 5 months ago

    Wow! Way to be a Joseph McCarthyite HATER Stephen! Bravo??

  • Spinks
    Spinks 5 months ago

    absolutely Legal human being. Law thinks everyone is a Criminal....

  • Inna Malchenko
    Inna Malchenko 5 months ago

    I'm Ukrainian and I wouldn't recommend anyone to be a neighbor of Putin. Not fun at all.

  • Discerning Troll
    Discerning Troll 6 months ago

    Sorry I can't laugh anymore. As an Australian we are tired of the morons on both sides of Politics in the USA. The stupid polarization. It does not reflect well on the people of the USA. The truth is Trump is an idiot. Hillary was simply evil. The problem lies with the people of the USA itself. Trump and Hillary and two faced Obama and Bush before him are a reflection on the USA. A Senate that lives 50 years in the past full of Geriatrics if not in body but in Mind is the problem. A reflection on the People of the USA.
    The sooner it falls the better.

  • Audra Maxwell
    Audra Maxwell 6 months ago

    So he admits to still running his business while still in the position of 45. Oh....ok dem.

  • Renmiri
    Renmiri 6 months ago

    Linn Manuel Miranda should get right on that musical!

  • TheVidMonster
    TheVidMonster 6 months ago

    It’s only fair he gave him a White 🏠😂😂😂😂

  • Vedran
    Vedran 6 months ago

    This is my hand, hahahahahaha.

  • Joseph Marsh
    Joseph Marsh 6 months ago

    Never liked the term "skirmish". It sounds like a fun little game between friends but It usually means people died...

  • Jm ZZ
    Jm ZZ 6 months ago

    one question, why are Michael Cohen and Felix Sater and everyone else who seems to be involved with this is Jewish!!

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 6 months ago

    "Very legal - & very cool." Uhhhmmm....whatTF?!

  • Molly Spurgeon
    Molly Spurgeon 6 months ago

    "The Mueller investigation is closing in." Rinse. Repeat. C'mon! I don't know how much more you can introduce every show with that same line day after day! It feels like when your mom would say you could get a dog "when you're a little older," for 12 years straight lol.

    • dev ham
      dev ham 3 months ago

      lmao this comment didn't age very well after Mueller stated that there would be no indictments. Typical libtard believing a huge lie for two straight years.

  • Shannon Wiggins
    Shannon Wiggins 6 months ago

    Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 6 months ago

    叔叔,奇實鸽子不会飞到海中央,大多是在海岸,而沈船可能是美人鱼或鲨鱼,但,,,美人鱼群善良琤豎琴笛族,所以應該可能大慨是鲨鱼撞铁而沈,然後美人鱼笛族救走了,,,。
    所以和鸽子无关,,,但,是鋼铁人蝙蝠俠和特朗普叔叔众的世界,,,机械人会捉鸽子嗎?。

  • Tenacious One
    Tenacious One 6 months ago +1

    Stephen and his writers are so funny! I love him.

  • Ken Cormier
    Ken Cormier 6 months ago

    The NSA Prism program in Utah can verify all of this. Why isn’t that being mentioned as “we” Americans spent how much on that useless program? Build the wall but now “we” Americans can dump more money into a useless wall as Mexico stated they will never pay for it. Does Don’s base remember that? This short term memory failure is why Trump tweets to his base multiple times a day “there’s no collusion”. “Ignorance is bliss - The Matrix

  • Eva Bukhryakova
    Eva Bukhryakova 6 months ago

    Does this guy get his money by posting fake comedy? Oh wow, sounds impressing for a guy who doesnt know obvious facts and is obviously not educated..........Honestly what the hell is he doing with his life, posting this trash. Cant imajine how hard it was for him to find a job when hes only able to hate on presidents.

  • Hildebeast Clinton
    Hildebeast Clinton 6 months ago +1

    This is the same man who said that socialism is no different than sharing your halloween candy.
    Somebody needs to educate this dolt on what Socialism is - it's when the State owns everything - you included. Besides, a socialist is just another moron who doesn't realize he's really communist.

  • Jake David
    Jake David 6 months ago

    I remember when Steven was funny. Why is the late show Trump hating 24/7 wtf I don't like Trump but dang its like a fetish with these guys

  • GiusPy Stardust
    GiusPy Stardust 6 months ago

    Jhuspt_legal

  • dborg56
    dborg56 6 months ago

    What ever happened to the Ivanka email scandal?

  • marisotoserna
    marisotoserna 6 months ago

    hahaha it's only fair Putin gave trump a white house XD ruthless

  • chucku00
    chucku00 6 months ago

    I fear the super colluder will create a black hole some day...

  • Anthony Acri
    Anthony Acri 6 months ago

    Oh I love when I’m proven tight about my Romansims and love of the fiascos and fandangos of mother Italianata, as wasn’t shocked as maybe you were, when like brother Bill wearing Monica’s tie like something out of Ovid, well the barbarians again have been wearing Roman drag for least 1000 years. And with angers and disdain, the remaining Sonnys boys who aren't devastated called CNN and demanded that their imperial mean girls at the cafeteria be on hold as a pope had died,and so attention must be paid. Sorry, Trump is her enemy, not his. Cosmo is dead, and in that club, ouch, a codicil read like in Cornelius Tacitus, know yer place as a clown, twerp, I’ve known it all along. Come dancing….
    antoniusradiocomix.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-vanities-of-bonfire.html

  • John Francis Doe
    John Francis Doe 6 months ago

    Few things not that bad:
    - If Trump gets no sleep, or was just on the phone with someone in Europe, 9AM feels like the afternoon.
    - If trump _gave_ Putin a flat, the gifts are going the wrong way for the accusations against Trump.

  • Troy Wag
    Troy Wag 6 months ago

    Putin gave trump the White House 😂😂🤔🤔🖖

    • dev ham
      dev ham 3 months ago

      This comment didn't age too well....

  • gridsleep
    gridsleep 6 months ago

    The Dan Aykroyd School of Richard Nixon Impersonation.

  • C Lockett
    C Lockett 6 months ago

    7:05 literally looks like he just said that to Batman and he's about to run away.

  • Hnx
    Hnx 6 months ago

    Colbert's Bombshell Comment:
    "Trump Organization was planning on giving a $50mil penthouse to Putin...It's only fair, as Putin gave Trump The White House"!!!!!!!!!!

  • mickey morgan
    mickey morgan 6 months ago

    This may never get to you, Stephen, but (dot dot dot). I am so intrigued by the skillful way in which you move in the 3-D space and work with the camera as if you were a photographer yourself. I'm an old dancer and taught for many years. My eyes are keen to a person's bodily expression . . . at least I enjoy the "looking" (as opposed to looking). That verbal play in tone and timing are so well suited to your expert work. YOU'RE HILARIOUS! And your range of impersonation seems unendingly belly-laughable loosening of a difficult day. Thanks for the refreshment. C'mon, can't we all have a little peace? dot dot dot dumb. peaceout, bro (I'm an old girl though micks are commonly old boys)

  • no1nestandsalone
    no1nestandsalone 6 months ago

    6:04 there’s Micheal Cohens proof of One example of collusion! Or working towards that

  • no1nestandsalone
    no1nestandsalone 6 months ago

    Anyone outside of the USA watching... just know that us Americans don’t accept any of this bullshit that’s going on. And the handshake between the Prince and Putin.. well we are pissed about that.. and the fact that they now have control over us!
    *Again.. Trump doesn’t represent us and we don’t accept him as President! He will go down soon.. just watch.

  • polite critique
    polite critique 6 months ago

    Build the wall quickly before trump tries to come back in from argentina

  • Gloopdawg
    Gloopdawg 6 months ago +1

    "Fugue for Douchebags" ... LOL! Frank Loesser is cracking up in his grave!

  • Jill Walker
    Jill Walker 6 months ago

    It’s beginning to look a lot like redaction .... ever where you go ..
    Jill

  • Whiteowl
    Whiteowl 6 months ago

    Trump makes Nixon look like a good guy.

  • justsaying
    justsaying 6 months ago

    Roger Stone looks like Egor.

  • Bert Hoffman
    Bert Hoffman 6 months ago

    Great writing.

  • Au Tara
    Au Tara 6 months ago

    Yay it is the time to punish my asss!

  • halodoomplayer
    halodoomplayer 6 months ago

    "Guys & Dolls" reference - priceless!

  • Jens B.
    Jens B. 6 months ago

    What is Jon Batiste always chanting when Stephen makes a Joke? For example at 2:38? I am not a native speaker.

  • Weatherly Family
    Weatherly Family 6 months ago

    Stephen Colbert if you make the production a musical of trumps administration, I am playing Omarose.

  • A Somku
    A Somku 6 months ago

    Trump sounds thirrrrsty hahaaaha

  • Justin Thyme
    Justin Thyme 6 months ago

    are those emails authentic???? if so the Mueller investigation outcome should be revolutionary - which ever way it ends or even if the coin would decide to stand on the side!

  • A Anddone
    A Anddone 6 months ago

    Hmmm... Trump being thirsty & no sleep? That would explain some.

  • A Anddone
    A Anddone 6 months ago

    Ooo yeah Buddy Our Boy lol

  • A Anddone
    A Anddone 6 months ago

    WHAT? A Tiger pit? When can I move in?

  • B S
    B S 6 months ago

    President Trump is by far the best President in U.S. history.

  • L A
    L A 6 months ago

    This was brilliant!

  • 72Yonatan
    72Yonatan 6 months ago

    Even a millionaire worth 45 million can be wrong. Maybe he is jealous of the Trump billions?

  • A horse with No Name
    A horse with No Name 6 months ago

    The “Guys and Dolls” bit was gold!

  • srbnst
    srbnst 6 months ago

    Nice ad!

  • Bhagwat Shah
    Bhagwat Shah 6 months ago

    Treason is a terrible thing!

  • MrElder
    MrElder 6 months ago

    You really need to stop with pushing the Russian scandal your hurting the country if your truely a good man that wants best for the people stop pushing Russia and watch tyt it's the home of true progressives like myself

  • j r
    j r 6 months ago

    everyone knows trump's a crook. the issue is that half of the population just do not give a shit.

  • AubreySciFi
    AubreySciFi 6 months ago

    "...Hello?...Hello? Oh, This is my hand." Hehe.

  • The Triggering
    The Triggering 6 months ago

    True or False: Obama was the worst President in your lifetime.

  • Tynesha Claiborne
    Tynesha Claiborne 6 months ago

    I love how he imitates Trump, and especially that "dot dot dot"

  • Trent Mcgready
    Trent Mcgready 6 months ago +1

    Stephen Colbert in a recent interview recalled Les Moonves his former boss on CBS exposed himself to Colbert and said-"Be my girlfriend and I'll put you on any show" he then grabbed him by his catholic balls and pushed him to his knees and forced Colbert to perform a sex act shortly they were interrupted by a phone call and Colbert says he used his tie to wipe off the remaining jizz he couldn't swallow...

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness 6 months ago

    "Don't cry for Trump Argentinaaaaa!"

  • Julian Carranza
    Julian Carranza 6 months ago +5

    "Continue to run my business"? Isn't that against the law or emoluments clause?

  • babloki tansmania
    babloki tansmania 6 months ago

    I sayed ones i will say 100 times .. Trump ist in love with Putin!

  • OneLoveInc
    OneLoveInc 6 months ago

    I love you Stephen Colbert.

  • seand67
    seand67 6 months ago

    LMAO

  • Sara Weymouth
    Sara Weymouth 6 months ago

    "Zero money, zero guarantees, and didn't do the project." Well, he is honest, transparent and consistent.

  • AbyssGnasher
    AbyssGnasher 6 months ago

    Was he serious with the layout of the penthouse? I wouldnt doubt it in my opinion

  • slothfulcobra
    slothfulcobra 6 months ago +5

    Very, very illegal, and 100% putting personal profit ahead of country, just like most republicans. Just like regular embezzlement but the entire world suffers instead of just stockholders

  • Hcdoitsu Smith
    Hcdoitsu Smith 6 months ago

    Just want to share a bit of history that I find of tremendous comic value. Everybody knows of the Illuminati, a gentleman's club devoted to the creation of an ideal state. The creator of the club was "George?' Whitehouse. The conspiracy nuts will go crazy. And trump is the perfect punchline.

  • keijee
    keijee 6 months ago

    He’s not very good comic

  • Anita Smith
    Anita Smith 6 months ago

    Died laughing at 1:40!

  • Wolfgang H
    Wolfgang H 6 months ago

    Stephen Colbert has genius in him.

  • Acts 2:38
    Acts 2:38 6 months ago

    A coin has two sides!
    See. "It's over! Here's the vidio Mueller wants to hide"

  • Clark Norris
    Clark Norris 6 months ago

    Mike Obama. Cool! He's lookin' good.

  • Jean-Marie Boucherit
    Jean-Marie Boucherit 6 months ago

    Lock him up

  • Paloma Healing
    Paloma Healing 6 months ago

    You're Brilliant....

  • Paloma Healing
    Paloma Healing 6 months ago

    I cant stop laughing.....😂😂😂

  • Acts 2:38
    Acts 2:38 6 months ago

    See. "Putin just exposed the plot to distroy America." ??

  • Tenzin Nordron
    Tenzin Nordron 6 months ago

    Think you used torture joke script drafted for Brennan & nee CIA Director.

  • Michael Koonin
    Michael Koonin 6 months ago +1

    For Herr. Von Trump, going to Argentina is akin to a Pilgrimage. Muslims to Mecca, rump to the 4th Reich in Argentina..

  • Glottis-3D
    Glottis-3D 6 months ago

    "We kill people" will nicely portray also all of USA recent presidents - Trump, Obama, Bush(alive one), Clinton, Bush(dead one) etc.

  • Ronald Matthews
    Ronald Matthews 6 months ago

    I think liberals set the world record for having the largest temper tantrum in the world.

  • Dennis Prm
    Dennis Prm 6 months ago

    Same jokes over and over and over and over again and again.. trump, trump, trump, nixon, trump, trump, nixon, nixon, trump.. oh mueller? Really?

  • the Hamster
    the Hamster 6 months ago

    Lol, it's so easy to roast Trump that it's almost sad.

  • Pradyumna KV
    Pradyumna KV 6 months ago

    It's 9: 25 ast ( Atlantic standard time) , so it's 11: 25 in Buenos Aires

    • Pradyumna KV
      Pradyumna KV 6 months ago

      as much as I hate to say it "Trump wasn't wrong"

  • Marla Hill
    Marla Hill 6 months ago

    Steve Colbert You're the best!🤣🤣

  • Beezly Adams
    Beezly Adams 6 months ago

    Lmfao they dapped it up like homies getting ready to play a 🏀⛹️of 21 😂

  • جب فغن
    جب فغن 6 months ago

    Used to love Colbert. He’s just gotten stupider and losing me every time I watch. No substance to the comedy anymore.

  • john mullikin
    john mullikin 6 months ago +2

    Trump is so dumb, he blabs about collusion but the investigation is about obstruction of justice which he has never really explained but does hint to his nervous outburst.

  • thecatfishrod
    thecatfishrod 6 months ago

    TRUMPS ACCOMPLISHMENTS in 18 months VS. OBAMAS ACCOMPLISHMENTS in 8 years. “ I DARE YOU TO DO THE RESEARCH “

  • thomas medeiros
    thomas medeiros 6 months ago +4

    Colbert is still in top form. Always followed his Colbert Report before he got his new gig. People should appreciate how intelligent and talented he is!