Meanwhile... Losing 'Friends' And Tumblr Nudity

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  • Ian Macky
    Ian Macky 11 days ago

    I haven't LOLed in a lot TIME!

  • Oddly Wired
    Oddly Wired 24 days ago

    Yep, still funny. 😂

  • The King Elessar
    The King Elessar Month ago

    The chips you Americans eat are mediocre at best.

  • Jopper Mijnlieff
    Jopper Mijnlieff Month ago

    dogs should not eat potatos its bad for em

  • MarbleSwan666
    MarbleSwan666 Month ago +1

    Oxford just announced you can only have 6 bottles of vodka

  • pgmorse
    pgmorse Month ago

    Friends is canned garbage

  • mark reed
    mark reed Month ago

    No, he didn't mean six fries per serving, he meant six potatoes .

  • Justin Newton
    Justin Newton Month ago

    Meanwhile.... love this show and this past of the show... Stephen Colbert... I remember him being part of the Daily Show he was really good at it...😎

  • Iain Andersen
    Iain Andersen Month ago

    well it could have been worse he could have stuck a shotgun in his waistband

  • Jayde Dinnoo
    Jayde Dinnoo 2 months ago

    Loved that last bit 😂

  • stickybuds420ish
    stickybuds420ish 2 months ago

    Wait....people still use Tumblr? Weird.

  • Andrew Harris
    Andrew Harris 2 months ago

    Parents are going to get sick of that vacuum always on

  • Pink Freud
    Pink Freud 2 months ago

    Sorry, what!? It is legal...and NORMAL for civilians to walk around carrying A gun??
    Oh sorry, not *a* gun, but a semi-auto? WTF! Are you people serious!?

  • OceanicBloom140
    OceanicBloom140 3 months ago

    Dam now I want fries

  • Mimiron's Head
    Mimiron's Head 3 months ago

    Hello everyone. Hope you all have a good day.

  • Tyler Newman
    Tyler Newman 3 months ago

    I get that this is a joke. Like, really I do.
    But, OH MY GOD, the Harvard professor is not "doing this" to anybody.

  • Thales87 G
    Thales87 G 3 months ago

    An american tradition called FRENCH fries?

  • LarathainStarlight
    LarathainStarlight 3 months ago

    2:38 "So...he shot himself in the meat section"
    If there is a god, he smiled to himself when he orchestrated that. Irony has ever been his most wickedly wonderful sense and source of humor.

  • sublime_ death_
    sublime_ death_ 4 months ago

    Its Feb 17, 2019 and there are still mass amounts of pornography on tumblr and no easy way to report each post or page. Tumblr is not exclusively a porn-site to begin with, and their age restriction option/function is dysfunctional and does not prevent anyone who should not and/or does not want to, watch pornographic content from stumbling across copious amounts of pornography and looking at it anyway. On tumblr people can still find/post underage porn/rape porn/etc. and there is no way tumblr can thoroughly screen such content and/or prevent anyone from watching it. Children/adults do not need to come across extreme anti female/male/... pornography just because tumblr doesn't know how to actually ban such porn content, start a new website, or simply detect who does and does not want to see certain content or know the actual age of the viewer. ...even emails informing tumblr of severely inappropriate content are being ignored by them. Not - even - every page/image has the report button option ¨attached¨ to it. Porn on tumblr was not just being used to celebrate harmless human sexuality; it was being used to pervert, distort and cause harm by means of it... @ @

  • TheFreePantheist
    TheFreePantheist 4 months ago

    Good bless NETFLIX 👼❤

  • Volga Wolfhounds
    Volga Wolfhounds 4 months ago

    it should have been called "White Friends". They were not friends with non-white people. Just sayin.

  • JayCzzzYa
    JayCzzzYa 4 months ago

    Guy who shot himself in the nuts, I guess he had a premature firearm discharge

  • Alix Valerian
    Alix Valerian 4 months ago

    Only idiots Mexican carry.
    Also it's not racist to call it Mexican carry (watch TheYankeeMarshall)

  • bru beck
    bru beck 5 months ago

    The doggie fry thief is why we love our pets so much...….they're like us, sneaky, willful, and we eat the same foods.

  • Magnus Aduro
    Magnus Aduro 5 months ago

    It's gifs, not jifs. Dummy.

  • Geek The Girl
    Geek The Girl 5 months ago

    Holy crap! I just started binge watching Friends late last year. If I don’t get to finish it, that will suck.

  • Gork Skoal
    Gork Skoal 5 months ago

    Soooo wait pictures of people in birthday suits bad. Blowing up people in gross toxic ways OK. Somethings wrong here.

  • Ethereal Jen
    Ethereal Jen 5 months ago

    The dog had six fries on the plate! What a good doggie eating the recommended portion size!

  • Nairguilherme Lopes
    Nairguilherme Lopes 6 months ago

    Lol,even dogs like fries!!!!kkkk

  • Nairguilherme Lopes
    Nairguilherme Lopes 6 months ago

    Thats an irony: meat meets meat!!! Oh but at least one was fresh!!! Kkkkk

  • Cashew Skyline
    Cashew Skyline 6 months ago +1

    As a Muslim, I am glad this ban has happened, I hope more of the nasty parts of the Internet will remain closed off.

  • mirzamay
    mirzamay 6 months ago

    second favorite potato based food vodka 😂. I'd say they are neck and neck.

  • Prior of the Ori
    Prior of the Ori 6 months ago

    Nooooooo tumblr, WHY!

  • Connor Stickels
    Connor Stickels 6 months ago

    If 6 fries is a serving, how many servings am I getting from five guys?

  • R023 G0ld
    R023 G0ld 6 months ago

    Come on tumblr, you've got neo-nazi, death threats to members and art theft yet you choose to go after Porn. Getting off is how we're able to put up with all that sh*t

  • W P
    W P 6 months ago +1

    Anyone else recognize the Absolute bottle ;)

  • Jake Hat
    Jake Hat 6 months ago

    That was hilarious!!!!! Thank you!!!!

  • Jack Applebaum
    Jack Applebaum 6 months ago

    Stephen is a 'jif' person. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

  • Blerdpool
    Blerdpool 6 months ago

    Jiff

  • SunaKokaru
    SunaKokaru 6 months ago

    To everyone person whose saying gif is pronounced giff, if u look it up colberts right, it is jiff, it actually is supposed to b pronounced jiff XD it's amazing, screwed me up when I found out months ago, say to screw others up lol

    • Nemoy
      Nemoy 6 months ago

      Both are considered acceptable.

  • LAzY Gigi
    LAzY Gigi 6 months ago +1

    Welp..trumblr losing porn is like the world ending for artists..

  • womfalcs7
    womfalcs7 6 months ago

    The superior "JIF" race.

  • cannibalbananas
    cannibalbananas 6 months ago

    Dirt Devil already made working toy vacuums. My daughter had one. It didn't clean much, but it still worked

  • WildwoodClaire1
    WildwoodClaire1 6 months ago +1

    I have never seen one second of "Friends" and I feel my life has been enhanced by the experience. In fact, the absence of "Friends" watching has been almost as crucial to my happiness as assiduously avoiding "Seinfeld."

  • MyBrainEatsEverything
    MyBrainEatsEverything 6 months ago

    I HATE Friends. Stupidest show EVER.

  • Elf Craft & Vinyl Swindon

    It's an American right to carry arms!! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

  • Tzisorey Tigerwuf
    Tzisorey Tigerwuf 6 months ago

    I don't know how much of a cleaner that toy vacuum cleaner is - but even if it just picks up legos, my feet will be happy.

  • PetersaberHD
    PetersaberHD 6 months ago +1

    GIF not JIFF

  • Joe Ruth
    Joe Ruth 6 months ago

    They meant 6 ounces, not 6 fries

  • Roger H Werner
    Roger H Werner 6 months ago

    I had a dog do exactly what the video dog did only he ate a 3 pound chateau briand!

  • Lina
    Lina 6 months ago

    I thought it was Gif...like gift, but without the t 🤔🤯

  • Mikael Cronholm
    Mikael Cronholm 6 months ago

    That was a very responsible gun owner. He is not the first to get a Darwin award for shooting his own balls off. I wish NRA would encourage that to all its members (pun intended 😉). Maybe even hold training courses. With live ammo of course.

  • Michael Newell
    Michael Newell 6 months ago

    All My Friends Are Dead who f****** cares. Thumbs down.

  • InsaneLiz
    InsaneLiz 6 months ago

    You'd think tumblr banning tags like chronic pain and safe sex would be a hint that Verizon doesn't give a shit about its users. This coupled with experienced programmers, who could have done something better instead of banning porn, leaving without receiving a counter offer and instead using an algorithm that flags its own post and fucking dunes, you know this is the end of tumblr.

  • sistakia33
    sistakia33 6 months ago

    The vacuum cleaner that actually works! Buying this for your kid feels even crueler than spanking! "Enjoy your childhood in the hospital nursery cause the moment you get home you got chores to do!"

  • BlueEyed Scorpio
    BlueEyed Scorpio 6 months ago

    0:37 😂🤣😂 *Hate that show!!!* 🤣😂🤣

  • Zer0
    Zer0 6 months ago

    Fuuuuuuck now I want fries and the nearest McDonalds is so faaaaar.

  • Ivy J.
    Ivy J. 6 months ago

    tumblr got on late night shows??

  • SoundbytesMusic
    SoundbytesMusic 6 months ago

    Anybody notized that there are exactly six fries on the table? I guess the video was taken in that professors house.

  • Sara Srinivasan
    Sara Srinivasan 6 months ago

    Raising hope came up with the idea of baby mops and now it's actually a thing?!

  • Tonio Music
    Tonio Music 6 months ago +1

    I'm way too stoned for this😂😂😂

  • it's only a dollar you ain't special

    he shot himself in the meat section... in the meat section. ayyyyyyyyyyy

  • MKMonster
    MKMonster 6 months ago +1

    How the hell can you mention Tumblr banning porn without addressing the "Female presenting nipple" thing!? That shit's absurd. XD

  • Cheryl Mendenhall
    Cheryl Mendenhall 6 months ago

    Love the dog and Tyson vacuum!

  • mc st
    mc st 6 months ago

    There is only 6 fries before the 🐕, so he is already counting his food right!

  • Noluthando Gosa
    Noluthando Gosa 6 months ago

    Gosh I love some Stephen Colbert

  • macronencer
    macronencer 6 months ago

    Oh look, it seems a series can 'leave' a streaming service. Oh dear, how sad, never mind. I'm sitting here gazing lovingly at all my DVDS THAT I HAVE BOUGHT! ;-)

  • Philippe Gauvin-Vallée

    3:51 Is it me imagining this or there are EXACTLY six fries here?

  • Renard Leblanc
    Renard Leblanc 6 months ago +1

    For the past couple years, there's been a tremendous influx of spam blogs cropping up on tumblr... mostly blogs posting nothing but cheesecake, if not porn images, and links to camgirl pages. It's basically bot spam to boost google search rankings for the cam-girls. It's a nuisance at most, but the sheer volume of them has been truly staggering, and no one is sad to see *them* go.
    At the same time, plenty of people are just posting cute selfies, or "tasteful nude" type artwork, and tumblr is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton 6 months ago

    if McDonalds' fries were made from 100% potato, the healthy limit wouldn't NEED to be 6!

  • Colin Daniels
    Colin Daniels 6 months ago

    NOOOOOOO MY TUMBLR POOORRRNNNNN =(

  • Kassidy Kotulan
    Kassidy Kotulan 6 months ago

    Female presenting nipples banned?? What kind of flapjack censorship?

  • Tweetyresm
    Tweetyresm 6 months ago

    "Give me back that go gurt Emily!" Been hanging out with John Oliver too much eh?

  • Doc Lewis
    Doc Lewis 6 months ago

    Random suggestion: Buy a DVD or Blu-Ray of the complete series (any series you like a lot). That's what I do with ALL of my favorites. IF they're below $20, I'll be a season, this does cause me to be one to two seasons (years) behind of what's currently still of television but buy the whole series is best when the show is over. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND, EVERYONE. See ya, next week (on-line not in person...don't get freaked out...LOL).

  • jr* T
    jr* T 6 months ago

    Tumblr is pro anti-Semitic and white supremist. Yet it opposes boobs. I suggest advertisers find a more positive online community to support.

  • Turbulent Priest
    Turbulent Priest 6 months ago

    How BIG are the six fries?
    A spiral cutfry that began the day as a 2 pound potato is nothing to sneeze at!

  • Leanne Blake
    Leanne Blake 6 months ago

    In Australia we have Friends playing on mainstream basic TV. . Fuckstik with the Bloody Gun.

  • K1dD3ath
    K1dD3ath 6 months ago

    He's right, only a penis would buy and carry a gun without knowing how to be safe with a gun.
    Millions of people carry. Some shot themselves during practice, we don't want to say this, but that's almost expected. But, while carrying in Walmart, during repositioning the gun? Did this happen in an open carry State?

  • terraingirl
    terraingirl 6 months ago

    Friends was only meant for a few people and its bullshit they spent 100 million to keep this outdated show.

  • ChampOlight 1
    ChampOlight 1 6 months ago

    Videos, Photos, and JIF's*

  • Arthur Dent
    Arthur Dent 6 months ago

    This will be the end of tumblr.

  • Jordan Mondry
    Jordan Mondry 6 months ago

    There’s exactly 6 fries on the dogs plate lol

  • Lemonie Lala
    Lemonie Lala 6 months ago +1

    A man shooting himself with a semiautomatic handgun in the crotch in the meat section of Walmart might be the most american thing I've ever heard.

  • Damian P
    Damian P 6 months ago

    The way he pronounced Gifs, it's Gifs, not Gifs, lmao.

  • Aaron Diamond
    Aaron Diamond 6 months ago

    I got a buddy named Sterling Archer. He's wondering my kid safe vacuum cleaner weren't invent a little sooner.

  • Serena Martin
    Serena Martin 6 months ago

    It's not just porn that tumblr is banning. I mean you know how art students have to study the naked body so sometimes they're fine with sharing art with their friends if it shows barely breasts and shoulders and whatever?
    Well there's a lot of artist there throwing a fit and planning things to get back at tumblr like deleting their accounts when it's banned and watching from the outside as it just falls out of existence.
    Like every website I've ever known besides RU-clip and FaceBook.
    They said female nipples count as porn too. But they'll show male nipples.
    And apparently they'll try to detect any flesh like colors and ban emojis and pictures with those colors. Even some emojis and whatever that they provide.
    And they even got their own announcement flagged.
    Their own announcement that said it was banning all this stuff got flagged!
    Alright, it was fun known' ya while it lasted tumblr, but all the art blogs I follow are deleting their accounts because they aren't gonna deal with their art work being messed with because someone shows their shoulders.
    I'm just gonna stand back and watch the artists riot and the tumblr staff suffer with not knowing what to do.
    Should be fun for a bit.

  • lockergr
    lockergr 6 months ago

    The big problem is is that Tumblr was flagging all kinds of non porn posts, things as simple as a picture of a Batphone and Alex Turner vacuuming a floor, were flagged. Have fun going through all five years of your post to see which ones you need to ask a human to reach act since you don't post porn. Otherwise all your incorrectly flagged posts go bye bye on December 17th. Now do you understand the backlash?

    • lockergr
      lockergr 6 months ago

      Royane E Khalil I gave up on trying to find them because they gave no notification of the ones that they flagged.

    • Royane E Khalil
      Royane E Khalil 6 months ago

      i thought they would only get private?That they flagged ones wd not get deleted...😔 i dont even post nudes or porn bt i might hv some with nfsw rating and how am i supposed to find them now? 😓

  • brujaja Aknot Wrought
    brujaja Aknot Wrought 6 months ago

    I'm kind of glad I don't like french fries much.

  • Joe Jupiter
    Joe Jupiter 6 months ago

    I don't know if it's a good idea to give kids an actual vacuum. Would they check if someone dropped an important key or jewelry before/while using it?

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 6 months ago

    a note to fans of 'Friends' (including my sister): y'know guys, they have these neat little things called "DVDs" that you can buy and just keep forever. you might want to look into that.

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 6 months ago +1

    1- that vacuum idea is genius, seriously it's amazing.
    2- what is this Tumbler thing?

  • Serial Crepeist
    Serial Crepeist 6 months ago

    Stephen pronounced it "jif". End of argument.

  • Toolsquatch
    Toolsquatch 6 months ago

    It's *g* if, not *j* if.

  • Саша Тринин
    Саша Тринин 6 months ago

    hate to break it to you like that but vodka is NOT potato based

  • David Kennedy
    David Kennedy 6 months ago

    You, sir (Stephen) are a troll...that's not how you pronounce "Gif". ru-clip.com/video/9iafa959JvY/video.html

  • Operation FUBAR
    Operation FUBAR 6 months ago +1

    I can’t believe the Staff finally fucked up so badly that Tumblr is being talked about irl. 😒

  • Allison Shockley
    Allison Shockley 6 months ago

    What happened I was too hung up on Stephen saying "jif" to process anything else

  • WolfkinNorthclaw
    WolfkinNorthclaw 6 months ago

    That doggy is adorable.

  • BFKC
    BFKC 6 months ago

    The only healthy number of anything is one bullet in your head - or anywhere. Better stick by it, maybe help others too, especially some really important "geniuses"... So sick of such garbage "studies" by deranged "scientists" playing lifestyle ideologues (rather than at least making any scientific sense). I guess they are only eating what a squirrel brings them... Which can't be completely "healthy" either, like nothing else on the market or anywhere on fucking earth... Even vitamins are "unhealthy", and regardless of dose. (Every shit is "unhealthy" at least by lack, or at least one other thing, and ultimately all of this doesn't matter even the tiniest bit, because it's stupid unlogic and literally everything is more important, even to the fucking body who needs nutrition and will not be "perfect" even for one minute in anyone's life. Much less by lack of basic nutrition.)

  • Tynesha Claiborne
    Tynesha Claiborne 6 months ago

    Only at Wal-Mart