Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL

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  • Published on Mar 31, 2019
  • A college admissions board (Sandra Oh, Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, Chris Redd) decides which candidates to admit.
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Comments • 2 713

  • Federico Pettinicchio

    That is clearly entrapment... Damn she is sneaky!! XD

  • Madison McKenzie
    Madison McKenzie 2 days ago

    "Yeah exactly, so that's a land boat is what we call that" dammit Aidy. Now I'm never going to stop calling horses "land boats"

  • Stalin’s ghost ü x

    Well that was 6 min of my life I won’t get back

  • KC Nham
    KC Nham 8 days ago

    Nothing new, as an alumnus, the myriad of motley scandals at USC have been like that since way before O.J. at the University of Southern Cocksucking Trojan Condoms. There are Jewish Nazis there that will fuckup your life like they did mine. And if you're not White, Aryan, Jew, or Negro then you'd be fucked for life whether you graduate or not.

  • Ronald Deng
    Ronald Deng 8 days ago

    Is that Matt Shea

  • Tropiclemon ___
    Tropiclemon ___ 9 days ago

    I’m very offended , I’m a female rower 😂

  • Altrunchen
    Altrunchen 10 days ago

    U.S.C.
    University of Spoiled Children

  • Hope Dwyer
    Hope Dwyer 11 days ago

    That’s not what happened with the Crew scandal- it was the administration, not the coaches. Also coxswains are short, tiny coaches that fit in the boat. There ARE people who are 5’1 that are are a crucial part of the team, but don’t actually row.

  • Zach Flynn
    Zach Flynn 11 days ago

    Lol is this a trap

  • JRS One
    JRS One 11 days ago

    The one lady has Kristen Schaal face.

  • jason jason
    jason jason 12 days ago

    Good ending

  • xr7fan
    xr7fan 13 days ago

    you know it's a parody when they don't IMMEDIATELY accept the latina.

  • to_the_batmobile_
    to_the_batmobile_ 15 days ago

    It's funny because once they got into the school they did fine

  • BSONE
    BSONE 15 days ago

    I ain't wearing Mossimo no mo - shut the prison 🚪 door - Jail is where she should go -
    No getting away with crimes because of your money flow - or your Hollywood status or your FICO score
    LIGHTS OUT !!! SLAM!!! the Jail 🚪 Door - Like we do The American Working Poor -
    Squeaking jail flip flops on her manicured feet - surrounded by Cold Walls of Concrete - Collect phone calls are the only way you and your daughters get to speak -
    Dirty jail food that dogs wouldn't eat.
    Don't do the crime if you can't do the time she should be walking the yellow line - Justice better not be blind-
    Orange jumpsuit is what she should be wearing -
    Female inmates mugging at her death staring - nobody caring - official Jail number - 9794A - she should be wearing.
    Sneaking your daughters into school under false pretenses let her see what it's like surrounded by electric fences.
    Lori always smiling when she's walking out of court - let her see what it's like to get traded for a box of Newports.
    Orange Is her new Black - let her get the same amount of jail time as some one who just did Crack - trying try not to get shanked - and looking behind her back.
    Let her get out of jail with PTSD - Re playing her horrific life in prison like Full House reruns on TV.
    The same goes for her spouse - Let the jail, be a Full 🏠 House turn Mossimo into a freaking Mouse - with no way out - with his Screaming cellmate - Yelling!! I didn't do it let me the hell out!!!
    Full House Angel has fallen - let's stop Stalin - jail is calling - The only TV show you can do is Scared Straight now that be balling ❇

  • Carson Vandegriffe
    Carson Vandegriffe 16 days ago

    2:35 he shooketh

  • Victor Ortiz
    Victor Ortiz 17 days ago

    This is funny yet oddly realistic.

  • Mel B
    Mel B 19 days ago

    So weird

  • OurlostIsland
    OurlostIsland 20 days ago

    i went to usc; this is too accurate. I once saw a rep for the school of cinematic arts giving a personal tour to lisa kudrow and her son. And on another occasion, a faculty member mentioned she was asked to show another celebrity's kid around to convince them to apply.

  • Rouxie Fleurs
    Rouxie Fleurs 21 day ago

    I'll bet that this is the way USC recruits students.

  • Shama Girlll
    Shama Girlll 21 day ago

    6:28 ah the shade

  • Olivia Blackburn
    Olivia Blackburn 21 day ago

    I mean the coach was already rich off of that count chocula money.😆

  • TanakinSkywalker
    TanakinSkywalker 22 days ago

    Keenan ruined it when he looked at the audience

  • Jacob Rappaport
    Jacob Rappaport 22 days ago

    Great

  • Mango
    Mango 22 days ago

    Cristina Yang? Is that you?

  • Anna Yu
    Anna Yu 24 days ago

    i came here knowing there would be an asian joke because it’s college and there’s an asian

  • Wren Peach
    Wren Peach 26 days ago

    I mentor underprivileged snails after school to teach them the joys of soccer. I love soccer.

  • KillerGrooves
    KillerGrooves 27 days ago

    It says cut for time, but I think it was really cut for making everyone furious.

  • Elevated Traction
    Elevated Traction 27 days ago

    Why didn't she just put soccer as her extracurricular

  • I'm You, You're me
    I'm You, You're me 27 days ago

    Damn. Crazy that the whole time she wasn't even Asian. Sneaky sneaky.

  • fantom58
    fantom58 Month ago

    Cecily is holding an Xfinity remote to move the PowerPoints. But since Comcast owns NBC I guess that makes sense.

  • Zack Zhao
    Zack Zhao Month ago

    I’m Asian and held multiple leadership positions in high school and was also participating in varsity sports teams. My test score was also higher than a lot of my peers, but it was shocking to find out that I was denied admission to a school when my peer with lower score, no extra curricular activity and no leadership position was accepted to the same school. I thank god for being rejected to that school because with a little wait, I was accepted into a better and more prestigious college. But colleges’ bias against Asians are real, and it’s sad to say that Asians work harder to achieve what others do. We weren’t born smarter, we study harder, and devote more time into academic and school activities when some others spend time playing video games. Do I like being called smart? absolutely! But don’t mistake that as we only care about test scores.

  • danpats1
    danpats1 Month ago

    Whew that Asian woman is ugly as shit

  • Neiloch
    Neiloch Month ago

    "Cut for Time" why though? I highly doubt this was worse than every bit of that episode.

  • Charles Scruffy
    Charles Scruffy Month ago

    All current Liberal Democratic Senators children got into Ivies, yet no problem....

  • Rick Tata
    Rick Tata Month ago

    cut for commercials

  • Hi
    Hi Month ago

    Omg I’m 2023

  • JOEL LEONARDO TREVINO VEGA

    JOEL LEONARDO TREVINO VEGA BOWS DOWN TO GOD

  • Zach Wells
    Zach Wells Month ago +1

    “ and are we Confident that that’s not a boy in a wig” sports these days they just say you can be whatever gender you want to be that’s stupid

  • Rigo Jr
    Rigo Jr Month ago

    Should we keep her in the mix no 😂

  • Katie Nepute
    Katie Nepute Month ago

    Cecily is holding an xfinity remote😂

  • Pink Panther
    Pink Panther Month ago +1

    COACH CONCHOUGLIN!!!!!

  • Emre Karaman
    Emre Karaman Month ago

    is 2.5 gpa bad?

    • Natalie Freeman
      Natalie Freeman Month ago

      it's average. so it's not something colleges would be excited by.

  • yoshimickster
    yoshimickster Month ago

    LOVE a good surprise happy ending!

  • Genevieve
    Genevieve Month ago +1

    6:28 _An Aunt Becky Production_ 😂😂

  • MISSed Bandwagon
    MISSed Bandwagon Month ago

    I’m ‘bout to take my land boat to the old town road...

  • Regina Williams
    Regina Williams Month ago

    Lol Keenan is this a trap

  • May Loves Musicals
    May Loves Musicals Month ago +2

    6:24 anyone catch the "Aunt Becky" production at the end there? 😂

  • Michael Gans
    Michael Gans Month ago

    It's amazing this shitty show has been on TV as long as it has

  • Neelesh Gupta
    Neelesh Gupta Month ago +1

    RIP USC

  • Derrick Flyr
    Derrick Flyr Month ago

    They couldnt show this. It makes fun of their peeps.

  • Stop YouTube Censorship

    Once the price of American comedy has become a barbiturate that makes most people look forward to church the next morning.

  • H. Mzougui
    H. Mzougui Month ago

    My dad is count chocula. Dead!!!!!

  • Sean Gregg
    Sean Gregg 2 months ago

    Trust me, Geoffrey was tight with the money

  • Edward Campos
    Edward Campos 2 months ago

    The whole prompt reading really kills a lot of what could be good sketches

  • Jebediah Kerman
    Jebediah Kerman 2 months ago

    Test

  • Cherii Chu
    Cherii Chu 2 months ago

    Poor Louisa......

  • J Blakemore
    J Blakemore 2 months ago

    Why did they cut this one?

  • The Nimble Ninja
    The Nimble Ninja 2 months ago

    Why Kevin at 3:15 look like Watsky. 😂

  • JSMN
    JSMN 2 months ago +16

    Wow I didn't see that ending coming. That was pretty good. Also the bit about the mascot was genius.

  • Darby
    Darby 2 months ago

    They could have made this skit so funny and they killed their own joke

  • Juan Fernando Montes
    Juan Fernando Montes 2 months ago

    The only thing SNL got WRONG are the two black men in the panel. They should all be white.

  • Josh Hannon
    Josh Hannon 2 months ago

    The fat chick isn't good anymore, she messes up way more than anyone else. Guarantee this or next year is her last.

  • James Willmus
    James Willmus 2 months ago

    The ending sold it for me

  • Tommy Burgess
    Tommy Burgess 2 months ago

    Chief Ohnohedidnt

  • fat matt
    fat matt 2 months ago

    Sandra on snl ???

  • Daniel Lin
    Daniel Lin 2 months ago

    Rower? More like a coxswain!

  • Denna Luna
    Denna Luna 2 months ago

    lol i love this skit

  • Terry Quesenberry
    Terry Quesenberry 2 months ago

    The Gay Skins got the Haskins!

  • C Rice
    C Rice 2 months ago

    You mean this whole time she wasn't really Asian?

  • Tonton Macoute
    Tonton Macoute 2 months ago

    Lou Ferrigno graduated from Brooklyn Technical HS ('69). Look it up. I'm just sayin'.

  • Dany S
    Dany S 2 months ago

    Maddison wiggleswortth would actually make a bomb Coxwain

  • Tom Smith
    Tom Smith 2 months ago +1

    This skit could have been funny but it just bombed.Ehh.

  • It's the Mya and Kyra show

    “Would bang” 😭😭😭

  • rachelj16
    rachelj16 2 months ago

    “Ladybird Duane Reade”

  • Seungyeon Im
    Seungyeon Im 2 months ago

    Can anyone tell me how the word at 1:27 is spelled and the definition is?