r/MaliciousCompliance TSA Agent Gets What He Deserves

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Comments • 220

  • Hover pig Comic
    Hover pig Comic 6 days ago

    Imagine if the guy just Casually calls customer shit head over the phone

  • quiche lorraine
    quiche lorraine 11 days ago

    I also work in car service and have a lot of respect for the advisors. We have a lot of nice customers, but I have zero patience for the ones that are rude and entitled for no damn reason. Although I force myself to smile and bite my tongue, I give props to advisors for being patient and nice or standing their ground in a calm manner when needed. 👍

  • CinaRoll
    CinaRoll 13 days ago

    whats the background music-

  • Don Wald
    Don Wald 19 days ago

    Lol, TSA = failed security guards being paid minimum wage, what happens when you put losers in power?

  • Gabriel Lopez
    Gabriel Lopez 21 day ago

    When you hungry so you eat stories

  • SusanBailey AmazingEstate

    Re TSA
    These are low wage employees who know they are useless. It isn't surprising some turn into power tripping assholes. TSA is "security theater" that keeps nobody safe. Two things you might want to look up. First, TSA has an Instagram where they proudly post the stupid items they confiscate, e.g. grenade lighter. You can also look up their scores for the testing they get. They have a fail rate consistently in the 90 percents. Yes, that does mean they never catch anything testers sneak through security.
    It must be an awful job. It's not surprising that the people are sometimes awful.
    I also want to point out, the terrorist attempts we've had since 9-11 were foiled by passengers (underwear bomber, shoe bomber). No government agency or airline did anything to stop them. Their reactions afterward are just more security theater.
    I fly frequently. I tell myself there are other security measures behind the scenes, profiling and stuff that's not politically correct. There must be! I acknowledge I have a hatred for TSA. I don't think it's unreasonable.

  • Moonman Moonman
    Moonman Moonman 26 days ago

    When I was 7 or 8 I was patted down because I set off the alarm thing so this creepy TSA guy had to pat me down and he took longer than normal

  • Joseph Torres
    Joseph Torres 27 days ago

    That kind of theft is just disgusting...

  • vilmarie santos
    vilmarie santos 28 days ago

    so I found this channel about a week ago and now I'm binge watching your vids
    I love it , keep it up

  • Vacant Mind Studio
    Vacant Mind Studio 29 days ago

    the "TSA" one was probably not TSA but cuba's version of them.

  • Commissar Robertson
    Commissar Robertson 29 days ago

    Ist thow thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

  • Foo foo cuddly poops

    I'm not entirely sure if things are different for TSA and CBSA (Canadian equivalent) but it is against the rules for a CBSA officer to take things from travellers for themselves. You can get fined, fired or jail time if you get caught, and the fact that these guys tried to do it is disgusting.

  • NyxErebus
    NyxErebus Month ago +1

    Changing it back to the old tires was gold! Could have changed it to pro revenge by then calling the cops the moment the guy leaves the place.

  • VanGilder Michael
    VanGilder Michael Month ago

    These Compliance stories, are a great thread. These are on par with the pro revenge ones. I feel that, to be a good story. It has to have closure. Closure that supports the protagonist, preferably. But I could live with a story that ends on a bad note. As long as it ENDS. closure. Entitled parrent stories don't, end. They anger me. Compliance stories are soft and sweet and then, they end. I love em.

  • Frawshy 2
    Frawshy 2 Month ago

    Background music?

  • D D
    D D Month ago

    Sorry to offend, but your commentary adds nothing

  • CamelSpyd3r
    CamelSpyd3r Month ago

    When I was flying home after getting my GSC Certification (Ground Security Coordinator) for the airline that I worked for I was lucky and got TSA Pre-Check and was happy because I wouldn't have to take my shoes off and would be expedited through screening. But when I got to the front of the line the TSA Agent working told me I had to take my shoes off. I tried to inform him:
    "According to the AOSSP, since I have Pre-Check I don't have to."
    "What's that?"
    "... nevermind..."
    The AOSSP is the manual that TSA issues out to airlines dictating what they can and cannot do, I even had a copy of it in my bag, but when the guy screening me doesn't know what his own manual is there's just no point in arguing.

  • Tania Bams
    Tania Bams Month ago

    I love the smell of Malicious Compliance in the morning.

  • Kathleen Ellis
    Kathleen Ellis Month ago +2

    That list of demands from the “polite British lady” is honest to god one of the most British things I’ve ever seen. I have family UK and I’m pretty positive I’ve heard of at least one member handling issues in a similar manner 😂😂

  • Cousin Isse
    Cousin Isse Month ago

    2nd favorite subreddit 1st is ProRevenge

  • Gregory Rodriguez
    Gregory Rodriguez Month ago

    Are you Blaire White?

  • KristiChan1
    KristiChan1 Month ago

    My dad works at a dealership and he could tell stories about shithead customers. Could tell a lot about the shithead employees too.

  • ???
    ??? Month ago

    The human body contains more than half its weight in water, which is definitely more than 100ml.
    Therefore, humans should not be allowed on planes.

  • Aislynn Carpenter
    Aislynn Carpenter Month ago

    I don't think the agent wanted the bottle for himself, he just didn't want her to prove him wrong

  • Sebastian Ramos
    Sebastian Ramos Month ago

    You should do a collab with emkay and slazo

  • Steve Treloar
    Steve Treloar Month ago

    This is a copy of an almost word for word identical story, only the sex of one of the people has changed.

  • Pyrotechniss
    Pyrotechniss Month ago

    Just for clarification was the airport security in Cuba and not USA

  • Izzy Reeb
    Izzy Reeb Month ago

    TSA is either hilarious, annoying, or fine.
    I remember when I was ten and my family was headed out somewhere (I think Texas), my black cowboy hat got stuck in the scanner. Someone misheard is as 'a CAT is stuck in the scanner' instead of a hat. A good few workers and my family laughed once we got it out, though a few workers did look a bit embarrassed.
    Also, a good friend of family friends we travel with was leaving with us to hop from Hawaii to California, so she could fly back home to Germany. She gave my friend's dad her carry on bag so it could go ahead of her while she popped into the bathroom. TSA found 4 or 5 bottles of JIF peanut butter in her carry on! They were definitely surprised. Needless to say though, they were taken away. We later found out why she had them was because American peanut butter tastes so much better than German peanut butter.
    TSA can be hilarious if given the right situation.

  • Duckguy13
    Duckguy13 Month ago

    Blair

  • Mama Thomas
    Mama Thomas Month ago

    That last story was amazing. I wish I could have seen the ass holes face. It would have been priceless.

  • Hadlie Rose
    Hadlie Rose Month ago

    TSA are half amazing people and half demons borne straight from the home of a full set of entitled parents.

  • trismotteram
    trismotteram Month ago

    The last one should have called the police, before handing over the keys, and allowed them time to get in to position to pull him over the second he leaves the garage (for the bald tyres). That's how I would have played it. 😁

  • Rapunzel Corona
    Rapunzel Corona Month ago

    I hate the tsa

  • Zephyr Prime
    Zephyr Prime Month ago

    I like that fanart, makes you look dommy >.>

  • dollyspiral / soda mei

    haha hey look mom my arts in the video
    (great as always ❤️ im very flattered)

  • 2 Geeks and a Backpack

    That is messed up about the security guy in Varadero. So many Canadians come through with big huge bubba bottles every day to the resorts in the beach. He just wanted the cute bottle.

  • Kurt E. Clothier
    Kurt E. Clothier Month ago

    First story.. Wtf? I have carried large empty bottles for years, never once had a problem, agents just confirm that it is empty. On that note, why would you regularly fly with a large, empty glass bottle in your bag? That would have a 300% chance of getting broken in your bag. OP mentions checking the bag, but also watching it go through the xray which is not how any airlines I've ever been on work.

  • viktoria k
    viktoria k Month ago

    I'm curious if he also a mechanic could he of just denied returning the car till the guy paid?

  • viktoria k
    viktoria k Month ago +1

    Ok u understand someone being ok with using second hand dishes silverware, and even cups. But they really wanted to put their mouths on a someone else's water bottle (with all there teethmarks on the straw and all)

  • Woodie 2714
    Woodie 2714 Month ago

    that first one i would have thrown the glass bottle at the floor as hard as I could. want to steal my bottle, have fun cleaning a million glass shards off the floor dickhead

  • Anon archist
    Anon archist Month ago +2

    I had a similar call when I was in training for customer service at a bank, guy was trying to scam $10k out of me, I kept telling him how thats not possible and I couldn't even do such a thing if it were. 4 hours. 4 goddamn hours of him yelling the same thing at me and me politely repeating the same thing. the last 2 hours were him sitting in silence and me trying to read the caller disconnect script only for him to say he isnt done before I finished and going silent again. when he finally hung up i was congratulated for my patience and sent to lunch, having already missed my first break.

  • GenuineIntel
    GenuineIntel Month ago +1

    TSA is unconstitutional. Repeal it.

  • Coco Lime
    Coco Lime Month ago

    yeah, airport security check staff confiscating shit so they can have it themselves is a thing.... and it's also not allowed, so don't let them get away with it if it happens to you

  • CoffeePugs
    CoffeePugs Month ago

    The first one. Yeah I had the same issue once. Its really fucking annoying. As if the bottle is gonna do anything.

  • The Noob King
    The Noob King Month ago +1

    You should do r/no sleep

  • Nathaniel Lord
    Nathaniel Lord Month ago +6

    Wait, I didn't want those tires!
    Ok I'll take them off
    WAIT I NEED THOSE TIRES!

  • Jack White
    Jack White Month ago +1

    I have an idea if ur up for it :) you could try a livestream of reddit or dnd? That would be so good as many of us love your channel :D

  • skull doggo or scp
    skull doggo or scp Month ago

    👌UWO👌

  • Stuff152
    Stuff152 Month ago

    0:05 illuminaughti looking like a snack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Mighty T
    Mighty T Month ago +7

    (Brings water to airport)
    Air port security “BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!!!!!”

  • christian natoli
    christian natoli Month ago +1

    love this channel keep it going

  • RedDragoon24
    RedDragoon24 Month ago

    YAY ANOTHER VIDEO!!!!

  • MaliitNaKalabaw
    MaliitNaKalabaw Month ago

    That last one was especially tasty and related.

  • William Gallop
    William Gallop Month ago

    In security desk i was asked of my onethird full plastic 330mL water bottle shall they throw it to garbage or do i want to destroy the evidence aka drink the water and continue with empty bottle. I did the latter and filled the bottle later in secured area from tap (our tapwater is pure everywhere in our country).

  • Maui Randall
    Maui Randall Month ago +2

    I'm sorry that fan art at the beginning looks wrong it's translucent and you can see the lines in the back and it's a triangle base pyramid but you can also see the bottom which is square
    Not to mention that perspective is all off so you can see the base from two angles to begin with

  • Conner Is doing laziness, gaming, and memes

    Could you make a video on r/rarepuppers?

  • Vixen 525
    Vixen 525 Month ago

    Not today shithead! Best way to end the story.

  • OlafttheGreat1998
    OlafttheGreat1998 Month ago +1

    Oooh _a water bottle_
    *TERRORIST*

  • Mad Paddy
    Mad Paddy Month ago

    3:57 My mum once had a lighter (empty) that lights up all pretty like and she bought it for my dad and had it confiscated. And yes it was in her bag not her carryon

  • Avellania
    Avellania Month ago +1

    The reason you aren't allowed tobring large bottles, even if they are empty, is that you could combine the contents of several small containers in them to create something harmfull.

  • HaloSalo
    HaloSalo Month ago +1

    The last story was just perfect!

  • Legion Darkness-Bobulus

    I just came from Misery Box's latest entitled parents video (ep 24) and I have to say it was one of the worst, most abusive, despicable, disgusting, revolting, enraging, infuriating entitled mothers I have ever heard of. It had to be one of the hardest stories I ever read/listened to, i felt so sorry for the daughter and her father. I'm QUIVERING WITH UNBRIDLED RAGE right now and I just need something funny to calm me down. I hope this video helps.

  • Matthew Halo17
    Matthew Halo17 Month ago

    here have some more autofill....
    I just can’t see how people can cut my face off and get away with it because they don’t exist anymore because they do not have a job that they can get to do so I can just hear them because I know they both know they are the best and I’m not sure if I have them because I’m a good mom
    “Composed by a true decomposing goat”
    I have probably started something that will turn out to be my legacy

  • Kevin McLogan
    Kevin McLogan Month ago +1

    This is a great subreddit. Good stories-better with your telling.

  • Korben 2105
    Korben 2105 Month ago

    117st comment, the master chief edition

  • Wasp Stomper
    Wasp Stomper Month ago

    God I hate wasps.

  • TheFuriouswc
    TheFuriouswc Month ago +2

    Border Patrol America's Frontline

  • A name A name
    A name A name Month ago +1

    Once my mom said get a cookie so i ate all of the cookies 3 year olds -dats how its done dab dab some trendy shit

  • Catu Draws
    Catu Draws Month ago

    A TSA lady made my friend’s mom throw away the lighter my dead dad gave her when he was alive.
    She could fucking ship it home but the lady failed to say that.

  • Emma Lindstrom
    Emma Lindstrom Month ago +1

    your videos are so short :( I love your channel tho

  • Bob Ross
    Bob Ross Month ago

    Hello there

  • Turbo Pokey
    Turbo Pokey Month ago

    Could have shut up that last guy with a simple "Gee, sir, it would be a shame if someone were to call DOT (Department Of Transportation, ie lawdogs) on account of those bad tires... Might end up with few hundred in fines."

  • B WantsMuffins
    B WantsMuffins Month ago +1

    Airport security is always an adventure. Good luck with all future travelling, and fly safely!

  • Ali Syed
    Ali Syed Month ago

    Gorgeous stock footage at the end 🤤

  • G.A.M Alexander Dering

    Im in TSA, technology student association, I did nothing to you.

  • Surprise
    Surprise Month ago

    “The bomb has been planted”

  • Emerald Queen
    Emerald Queen Month ago +78

    I had an UNDER 3 OZ snow-globe taken at TSA just because it had liquid in it... I’m still mad to this day... I can’t look at the replacement one without wanting to destroy the TSA B**** who took the first one that I bought with my allowance (I was a kid at the time and had spent 20 minutes looking for the perfect souvenir for the trip...)

    • GummiMuffins
      GummiMuffins 6 days ago +1

      Replacements for items of sentiment are a real stab through the heart whenever you see them. Or think of them, as I now come to remember.

    • xd Mincraft
      xd Mincraft 29 days ago +1

      You can sue that airport. That’s theft.

    • Alma Saon
      Alma Saon Month ago +4

      +Emerald Queen There's typically a stopper on the bottom. Pull it out just enough that water seeps through, but the glitter/whatever remains. Typically do this the night before; set it in a sink and let it drain out.
      When you get home, flip the globe upside-down and shake it to make sure the particulates are on the top; pop open the stopper all the way, and fill it with water.

    • Emerald Queen
      Emerald Queen Month ago +2

      I didn’t know you could drain them...

    • H-to-O
      H-to-O Month ago +1

      Kurt E. Clothier How the hell do you drain a snow globe?

  • FredRated1967
    FredRated1967 Month ago

    TSA is what happens when you unionize airport security.
    Best bet is to privatize security. Far more competent than government drones.

    • FredRated1967
      FredRated1967 Month ago

      +Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira That's due to customers of the aircraft opting out of the fixes to the issue.

    • Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira
      Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira Month ago

      What? Private businesses skimp. See the MAX 8s being grounded.

  • Jon C.
    Jon C. Month ago +2

    Speaking of TSA, this past summer, my dad, brother, and I flew to and from Cleveland (OH) for vacation. For the flight back, we had a departure time of either 2 or 3 in the afternoon. When we got to the airport, there was NO LINE. We were literally in the terminal within 15 minutes of arriving at the airport. The only backup we had was when the tsa agent had to check my dad’s carry-on bag since the fudge looked suspicious on the computer x-ray (they gave it back to us right after they realized it was fudge ).

  • Samantha Jungers
    Samantha Jungers Month ago +4

    Malicious compliance is great because all of the stories are so unique.

  • Panic Wolf
    Panic Wolf Month ago +3

    I tagged you on Instagram. I made some fan art. Love you ❤

  • Mathilde Sarthou
    Mathilde Sarthou Month ago +6

    In China, they have these security checks for buses in some provinces.
    They took the brand new deodorant my boyfriend just bought because there was an inflamable sign on it (and if you've been in China you know how expensive this shit is)
    In a BUS. A bus.

    • Mathilde Sarthou
      Mathilde Sarthou Month ago

      +H-to-O hem, we are clearly not talking about Chinese authorities, but about individuals that sometimes are really happy to find a good reason to be annoying with foreigners.
      Even if, in our case, I think the guy was just doing his job, since there was a dozen of deodorant bottle on his table.
      And if you think China is not concern with SECURITY anytime anywhere, I can tell you you're wrong.

    • H-to-O
      H-to-O Month ago

      Frankly, I feel like that’s the least of China’s authoritarian concerns.

  • bigdogreilly
    bigdogreilly Month ago

    Well I'm early well for me

  • Dirk Strider
    Dirk Strider Month ago +3

    Honestly I haven't traveled by plane much, but when I have the Tsa have been shady towards my brother (he's transgender). It's pretty common for trans people to be grilled tbh.

    • Bi- tch
      Bi- tch Month ago

      Dirk Strider I’m so sorry about how the TSA has been to your brother. Hope he’s being accepted more and more as time goes on.

  • Malchior Folf
    Malchior Folf Month ago +1

    i love malicious compliance its soooooo juicy

  • Yik Long Tay
    Yik Long Tay Month ago +1

    I want to punch that TSA agent because of this. Blatant abuse of authority.

  • Lilac Tiger Animations

    How do I send fanart??

  • Khaeldranis
    Khaeldranis Month ago

    Excuse me while I say absolutely no holds barred fuck the motherfucking TSA and their fucking bullshit treatment of all travelers. Those pieces of shit even harass military service members in fucking uniform. I say this because it happened to me when I was discharged and also when I was first traveling to my duty station. Fuck them and the bullshit they spew

  • Aventuro
    Aventuro Month ago +2

    These stories were SO satisfying, especially the one about the British woman :D
    Edit: Nevermind, the last one was even better! xD

  • mr_afk
    mr_afk Month ago

    HI

  • Killer Crow
    Killer Crow Month ago

    Hoi boi.

  • Kpiozero
    Kpiozero Month ago

    Malicious Compliance is the best form of compliance. Well, I suppose unless you're on the receiving end

  • Maxo11x
    Maxo11x Month ago

    I keep getting worried that iilluminaughtii uploads at 1am my time, thinking "you should be sleeping".... then I remember she's american and I feel better.... dont question why im up at 1am

  • Star
    Star Month ago +3

    Malicious Compliance and Prorevenge are a match made in heaven.

  • Doggo Ruining Art Works

    Hey, this may be an odd comment for you, but here you go.
    I really like the way you read these stories. With some Reddit youtubers, they read so fast that I can't keep up without reading the screen along with them. But with you, I can draw or write while listening and I can still keep up.
    So thank you for that. Keep doin what your doin, boo, I'm proud of you 💕

  • Tori Sleeper
    Tori Sleeper Month ago

    "It's SHI-THEAD!"

  • Galaxy Wolf
    Galaxy Wolf Month ago +1

    I love this channel she says it all straight no bias and the humor is hilarious

  • Doggy Productions
    Doggy Productions Month ago +4

    7:20 ITS A TRAP

  • Void's Gaming Hub Mike

    I actually remember when I was younger my teacher handed me a scavenger hunt list. Find A-Z. You were spouses to find items that started with those letters but instead I just drew a line and arrow right beside the A-Z. I was the only one smart enough to do it so they let me pass by literally just pointing out the alphabet that was already on the paper.