Casually Explained: First Dates

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  • Punit Goswami
    Punit Goswami 5 hours ago


  • Nicanor Núñez
    Nicanor Núñez Day ago

    But your mom it's word the dinner.

    OK. I'm sorry man.

  • Jeffrey Mbelu
    Jeffrey Mbelu Day ago +1

    Dawg you were there!!😦

  • Akemedis
    Akemedis Day ago

    Holding hands is like romantically indicative of you both being together, so sex always comes first

  • George Dasso
    George Dasso Day ago

    Went on date she talked with her friends about some thing bad I said are you on your period it was over quick

  • Joaquín Barragan
    Joaquín Barragan Day ago +1

    Nice list for not being yourself btw

  • GetCake DieYoung

    I've been with this girl for 8 years, living together for 5. Do you guys think she's into me I'm not sure =/

  • Nick Orr
    Nick Orr Day ago

    lol is your mum from straya?

  • purplemonkeyelephant

    Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.

  • Telli45
    Telli45 2 days ago +1

    The fact he is laughing after saying the joke with the dimes makes it 10x funnier

  • bamischijfje123
    bamischijfje123 2 days ago

    Man, I feel the awkwardness of a date through this video. It's not that hard. Just go chill with a girl. Don't overthink stuff. Let her pay the bill for all I care. It's not about the bill

  • bamischijfje123
    bamischijfje123 2 days ago

    I love the list. I love it

  • Curlzforlife77
    Curlzforlife77 2 days ago +4

    yeah that's why I only date femmenists- always get a free meal

  • Ewa Cameron-Gawor
    Ewa Cameron-Gawor 3 days ago

    you are my favourite

  • filthy
    filthy 3 days ago

    Your mom wears nice hats.

  • Rafael
    Rafael 3 days ago

    married before 22? i’m 22 and never even had a gf 😭

  • iamagi
    iamagi 3 days ago

    Challenge accepted: sleep with someone before holding hands.

  • Ice
    Ice 3 days ago

    2:36 like he tries to not laugh haha

  • Kaizou
    Kaizou 3 days ago

    It's not a vacant spot, it's dinner time.

  • ahri
    ahri 4 days ago

    “Just be yourself” means tell them part of the truth, but not the whole truth, yet.

  • AsoftDolphin
    AsoftDolphin 4 days ago

    First date on this coming saturday “you want to go have a picnic goose?” “we dont need food but sure” sounds good to me i wonder what shes serving

  • Maya Tripathi
    Maya Tripathi 4 days ago

    2:09 is that a dunkey reference ?!

  • Ben W
    Ben W 4 days ago

    2+2 thats 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick maths 3:11

  • Kutukov Kutukovicoglou

    I'm confused

  • ファクシFakushi
    ファクシFakushi 4 days ago

    *Don't call them daddy, call them father.*

  • DrakenSk
    DrakenSk 4 days ago

    My finger magically gravitated towards the Subscribe button after I viewed this. Weird.

  • Marjorie Arpon
    Marjorie Arpon 4 days ago +1

    Wow thank you for this recommendation youtube. Rub it in, will you? 😐😂

    • Marjorie Arpon
      Marjorie Arpon 4 days ago

      +cdh79 its like a harsh friend you need even if you don't want it😂

    • cdh79
      cdh79 4 days ago

      RU-clip can be pretty harsh, i know..

  • Julian
    Julian 4 days ago

    drunk lego worked out for me 2 times no shit

    But my feet btw died cause i stepped drunk on like 1000 legos

  • kotkotgod
    kotkotgod 4 days ago

    Idk how that ice-cream joke went pass me the first time. So simple yet so good.

  • Cookie Eater
    Cookie Eater 5 days ago +1

    Why does he sound like Jacksfilms

  • Alex Mertens
    Alex Mertens 5 days ago +17

    The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.

  • Droza
    Droza 5 days ago

    2:33 caught yourself from laughing lmfao that exhale

  • Kim Jong-un
    Kim Jong-un 5 days ago

    3:27 perfect Aussie accent I’m shook

  • Oof
    Oof 5 days ago

    0:58 really hit me in the feels

  • Dr Salt
    Dr Salt 6 days ago

    That last line 😂

  • thegobe
    thegobe 6 days ago

    Listen 1.5 speed

  • Dominik Ahrens
    Dominik Ahrens 6 days ago

    On the first date me and my gf met at her and just talked and talked over hours about us and things we were interested in, so we could find out we had almost everything in common

  • appLez
    appLez 7 days ago +8

    Your Australian accent is really good! You did well to pull that back from your childhood!

  • The Real Mitsu
    The Real Mitsu 7 days ago

    My boy Sigmund Freud !

  • Ron Ray
    Ron Ray 8 days ago

    Great Aussie accent

  • Spanish Moustache
    Spanish Moustache 8 days ago +1

    I feel personally attacked.

  • Simple Fly
    Simple Fly 8 days ago +2

    Your videos give me hope for humanity.

  • David Salley
    David Salley 8 days ago +2

    That's a perfect Australian accent

    • Taifuun
      Taifuun 8 days ago

      I think he was Australian before moving to Canads

  • Marcus Dagostino
    Marcus Dagostino 10 days ago

    1:00 killed me😂

  • LowerTheBoom
    LowerTheBoom 17 days ago +1

    What does "emotionally vulnerable" mean?

  • Chipped
    Chipped 21 day ago

    Lmao 0:56

  • Muhammad Ahmed
    Muhammad Ahmed 22 days ago

    I wish I was a veteran :(

  • Blue/Two Paint/Hands
    Blue/Two Paint/Hands 22 days ago

    The redhead is 16? Ewwww

  • Kelsey Sullivan
    Kelsey Sullivan Month ago

    I lost it at 2:29 😂

  • Joshua Kirkpatrick
    Joshua Kirkpatrick Month ago

    This makes my day every time I break up

  • Adam Pandit
    Adam Pandit Month ago +39

    First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far

  • Owen Likely
    Owen Likely Month ago

    *Sorry Jan you asked for this*

  • burgerpatty
    burgerpatty Month ago

    First dates are the worst. I love being in a relationship

  • Biological Failures

    Never been nervous at a first date, probably because I was drunk when I met them and the touch barrier was already passed, also I never asked them out.

  • TTH_ WaCa
    TTH_ WaCa Month ago

    3:27 “Wow, umm he was great. But didn’t pay for dinner. So... that’s a no”

  • Baldy
    Baldy Month ago

    I LOST IT @ 2:30 😂

  • Magemo
    Magemo Month ago

    I paused the video ...

  • ABaked Bean
    ABaked Bean Month ago

    Yo i love this guy

  • Ivan Gambino
    Ivan Gambino Month ago

    I made out with this girl on the first date and we’re dating now life is good

  • volgg
    volgg Month ago

    From my experience personally, being able to self control your emotions and not get too attached will save you SOOOOOOOO many heart breaks and bullshit. You never want to come across as a psycho who can never let go. SO yeah, never force someone to like you OR if you're already with someone and they want to break up, never argue and let them go gracefully.

  • Starlite
    Starlite Month ago

    lol, you think exactly like me XD

  • Air Bear
    Air Bear Month ago

    Drunk Smash bros !

  • Kenny Pineapple
    Kenny Pineapple Month ago +1

    I loved that Big Shaq reference. Very nice Mr. Casually Explained

  • Sparrow Ariamis
    Sparrow Ariamis Month ago +24

    I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke

  • Jiren
    Jiren Month ago

    Dinner and a "movie"

    Aww yeah bring out the baby oil and swing 😎

  • Rachael L
    Rachael L Month ago

    1:56 Why did you have to do me like that

  • Kavon Jones
    Kavon Jones Month ago +4

    I broke out in laughter when he said get a new haircut and think you have a shot at your 5 year plutonic friend.

  • G-tbo tecktrdr
    G-tbo tecktrdr Month ago

    glad im not the only one who goes thru this

  • DeanRendar84
    DeanRendar84 Month ago

    im on ur side abundance validation checks are crucial

  • Elizabeth B
    Elizabeth B Month ago

    fuckin perfect aussie accent m8

  • SNOWFlak
    SNOWFlak Month ago

    3:00 every hour of my life

  • Tanner Wooldridge
    Tanner Wooldridge Month ago +1

    "I only date dimes"
    took me a while lol

  • zerou24
    zerou24 Month ago

    for me its always first dare make out alot 2nd date is minor kissing and date 3 never relly happens lol

  • RaSH NisH
    RaSH NisH Month ago

    But if they say yes to a date but then make an excuse not being able to go out everytime it just means I can’t tell if she’s into me. I’ve given up. Spam F

  • Subscribe to Pewdiepie
    Subscribe to Pewdiepie 2 months ago

    you have a nice face

  • Jedi Scum
    Jedi Scum 2 months ago +115

    Which basically explains everything

  • Makichika
    Makichika 2 months ago

    2+2=4-1=3 It was hard

  • J C
    J C 2 months ago +1

    You actually speak truth when you said it's not what you say, rather it's how you say it.

  • Sebastian Bancroft
    Sebastian Bancroft 2 months ago +2

    Damn you got me at 1:56 with the second to last point on the list. So true it’s funny.

  • yeTz
    yeTz 2 months ago

    i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao

  • Tatianya ford
    Tatianya ford 2 months ago +12

    Damn the, "Oh shit he thinks this is a date" one really killed me😭💯

  • Brijan Vierhout
    Brijan Vierhout 2 months ago

    Who paused at the list?
    Cause I did... fml

  • sleepyBear
    sleepyBear 2 months ago +1

    Non-american here... can someone explain the dime joke?

    • sleepyBear
      sleepyBear 2 months ago

      +Vincent ohhhhhhhhhhh...... finally got it. Nah I don't need more brain. I used too much brain and I overthought the hidden meaning of the joke.

    • Vincent
      Vincent 2 months ago

      1. You don’t need to be American, you need a brain
      2. dimes are 10 cent coins, he only “dates dimes” meaning he dates girls that are 10/10, and he can only date the year of dimes.

  • Smack Sothem
    Smack Sothem 2 months ago

    Going on a date later....I needed this more than you know.

  • WalkerBrosFilms
    WalkerBrosFilms 2 months ago

    How’d he know our phones are cracked?

  • Arnaud J.
    Arnaud J. 2 months ago +3

    0:57 .
    *Thats exactly me.*
    *My whole life in 10sec..*

  • iiBloodHunter
    iiBloodHunter 2 months ago +8

    "Cause I only date dimes" the awkward silence I was dying 🤣😂

  • RiNO
    RiNO 2 months ago

    Nice url.

  • Juan Alvarado
    Juan Alvarado 2 months ago


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    InkLink 2 months ago

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  • Nice Meme
    Nice Meme 2 months ago

    Paying is the best thing you amateur, you can say you pay and if they say they want to pay or to split or whatever, say they can pay the next time and wink, setting you up for a second date

  • iMoRtaL
    iMoRtaL 2 months ago +1

    This shit is great. Subbed

  • Peetu
    Peetu 2 months ago

    when you ask her ”whos your daddy” during sex and she says ”yeah you”

    _big wheels keep on turning_

  • Comrade Normie
    Comrade Normie 2 months ago


  • Foriarez
    Foriarez 2 months ago

    Thanks for this explanation, i don't actually know how a first date is like so this was very interesting to watch.

  • Inebriatd
    Inebriatd 2 months ago +1

    Duct tape, zip ties, black hood, chloroform, tinted windows for the van, mattress aaaaaaand shovel.

    Okay, I'm ready.

    • Adog312
      Adog312 2 months ago

      ditch the chloroform and shovel and do it consensually and you might have something interesting.

  • Vendetta
    Vendetta 2 months ago


  • Kaleb Bruwer
    Kaleb Bruwer 2 months ago

    Tell her a joke? Okay
    Show her my youtube -channel- comment that once got a lot of likes? Okay
    So apparently she doesn't know who Soviet Womble is and even showing her that that joke got a thousand likes on one of his videos didn't convince her it's funny. Am I missing something? Is 2k the new minimum?

  • Katsuki Bakugou
    Katsuki Bakugou 2 months ago

    I love how you try to stop yourself from laughing at your own jokes.
    Makes me lose my shit Everytime

  • LittleNages
    LittleNages 2 months ago

    this is actually some solid advice