Another Top 10 Dumbest Criminals

  • Published on Jan 21, 2019
  • Another Top 10 Dumbest Criminals
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    Criminal masterminds, these crooks ain’t. For this list, we're looking at even more wanna-be crooks who made police work easy. WatchMojo counts down Another Top 10 Dumbest Criminals.
    Fascinated by criminals? Check out our other lists on the Top 10 International Manhunts:, Top 10 Real Life Gangsters: and Top 10 Dumbest Criminals of All Time:
    10. Tony Van
    9. Trevor Jones
    8. R.C Gaitlin
    7. The Living Dead Burglar
    6. Christopher Kron
    5. Shaquille McKinney
    4. Christopher Koch
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Comments • 381

  • payson terhune
    payson terhune 17 days ago

    now show the dumbest cops

  • BlueCaesar13
    BlueCaesar13 17 days ago

    Omg, there's a name for what Trump has

  • Brittany Bennis
    Brittany Bennis 19 days ago

    Surprised nobody has dragged this dummy for saying (O)pOsSuM while spelling it as possum.

  • There'ssomething Onthewing

    Koch isnt pronounced coke
    It's pronounced cok

  • sammy Tilahun
    sammy Tilahun 24 days ago

    Why black criminale only showin them picturs

  • Kitty137
    Kitty137 Month ago

    make animemojo

  • Jack Jazzhands
    Jack Jazzhands Month ago

    As a German, its funny to hear the word "Koch" (cook) sounding like coke - hidden advertisment!

  • BooDotBoo
    BooDotBoo Month ago

    Number 5 shouldn't even be in jail. He was just starting a delivering dispensary; he was smart as hell. They need to get him out of there and get him working.

  • David Alan
    David Alan 2 months ago

    Three words: DUCT TAPE BANDIT

    • j kewzz
      j kewzz Month ago

      look up the sharpie bandits they literally drew their masks on with sharpie and robbed a house

  • Sunny Alphax
    Sunny Alphax 2 months ago

    This list made me to not to want to live on this planet anymore

  • Alex Kobs
    Alex Kobs 3 months ago

    I'm surprised that you guys didn't mention the two crooks from New Zealand that ran into a pole while trying to get away from the authorities while still handcuffed.

  • wash beezy
    wash beezy 3 months ago

    A couple of weeks ago I read a story about a dude who broke into a garage in Minnesota (I think) and stole a bunch of stuff. He didn't want to carry all of it so he stole a sled and used that for his haul. The tracks led the police straight to his house.

  • Ashalon Francis
    Ashalon Francis 3 months ago

    Some of these ppl should be disposed of so we don't have more future idiots. And include others like them in the disposal. Like the last one especially...damn...I am ashamed of being human with that one claiming to be the same.

  • Mezame9
    Mezame9 3 months ago

    There are a lot of "Christopher"s on this list.

  • Sami Motaghedi
    Sami Motaghedi 3 months ago

    Thank you for the video, it was great😊. Could you make a dumb criminal one showing the identities of the criminals and footage of the arrest or court dates? Those are my favorite.

  • Wolf in Sheep's clothing

    Good list. You just forget to mention that Kron broke out and went back to the same bar to get a drink, but was recognized and arrested...AGAIN.

  • jbzhummerh2gamer
    jbzhummerh2gamer 3 months ago

    It's so funny when people who try to steal cars can't drive stick shift. I saw 1 video where a guy looked like his eyes would pop out of his skull & he couldn't keep his mouth shut, all while trying to figure out how to work the gear shift. The other was a guy who tried to steal a truck, but he didn't even get a chance to escape because he couldn't drive a stick shift, the truck literally lurched forward & backward, then he just ran away from the scene.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly 3 months ago

    I think the Dunning-Kruger Effect explains our president.

  • MegaLucky36
    MegaLucky36 4 months ago

    Note to self never watch Watchmojo again, every time I watch a watchmojo edited vid it makes me actually angry at not only the commentary that ruins the clips but also how bad the correlations to the origins are. Like wtf does terminator 3 have to do with a guy driving a stolen car to a court hearing? 4 real...........F u Watchmojo this is the last time you get a view from me.

  • BGDD27
    BGDD27 4 months ago

    newspaper had a funny one. this girl stole a credit card to buy lottery tickets and won $50G's they arrested her when she went to claim the money. the money was given back to the lottery company. coworkers and I believed the credit card's owner should've gotten that money.

  • BigAlvideos101
    BigAlvideos101 4 months ago

    Here's a couple ideas for a future video- why not do a "Top 10 First-person shooter video games" as well as a "Top 10 Third-person shooter video games"!

  • Bogmire42
    Bogmire42 4 months ago

    These are beautiful. Just beautiful .

  • BetterLifeAhead
    BetterLifeAhead 4 months ago

    Some of those, like the lemon juice, that person had to be developmentally disabled, right?

  • TheInfernapeKing Battletube

    Here's how the arrest, I think should have happened with that guy who rubs lemon in his face thinking his face is hidden.
    Officer: You're under arrest for robbing a bank.
    Criminal: You're not supposed to see my face, I rub lemon to hide it.
    Officer: ..... (dumbfounded on how stupid this guy)

  • Jade Sherry
    Jade Sherry 4 months ago

    All level 1 crooks

  • Haley Faragalli
    Haley Faragalli 4 months ago

    Lol people are stupid

  • Raixor
    Raixor 4 months ago

    Lemon juice on the face? What an idiot. You're s'posed to wear camouflage as well to make sure no one sees you.

  • faisal tariq
    faisal tariq 4 months ago

    goddamn lvl 1 crooks, they cant get the job done like a lvl 35 mafia boss

  • Howard  Wilson
    Howard Wilson 4 months ago +1

    Common sense ain't common.

  • #1 Fragi Fan
    #1 Fragi Fan 4 months ago

    Let's be fair about the #1 guy though. If you drop something in a pool you're never finding it, so the water obviously turns stuff invisible, and he mistakenly thought that concept carried over. That's not TOO stupid, he just didn't research invisibility property translation laws fully. We've all been there...

  • Marc Conradi
    Marc Conradi 4 months ago

    What about the guy who shut of the Dakota access pipeline then sat there haha

  • Metal Fan
    Metal Fan 4 months ago


  • wintertheAmpharos
    wintertheAmpharos 4 months ago

    All these criminals had one job, ONE JOB, and they failed miserably, making themselves laughing stocks in their community of legal delinquents.

  • ReveiwKing999
    ReveiwKing999 4 months ago

    Hi, I'm Daniel Butler, and welcome to another edition of America's Dumbest Criminals.

  • SnappingTurtle801
    SnappingTurtle801 4 months ago

    #1 to this day is probably thinking he didn't use enough lemon juice for it to work......LOL

  • Dutch-Dude12
    Dutch-Dude12 4 months ago

    Number 8, wauw...

  • Zac Smothers
    Zac Smothers 4 months ago

    Ricky from Trailer Park Boys is a criminal mastermind

    I_DO_NOTHING 4 months ago


  • ExperienceLD
    ExperienceLD 4 months ago

    McLovin is a like worth

  • CookDragon
    CookDragon 4 months ago

    Those idiotic criminals will never learn

  • tonyofthenight
    tonyofthenight 4 months ago

    The guys who tried to rob a McDonald's when there was an entire SWAT Team eating there at the time same, would have been a great number 1 !!

  • Eliot Hamilton
    Eliot Hamilton 4 months ago

    To the Question in #4 "what bank closes at noon?" If its a Saturday Most Pennsylvania banks close at 12:00 noon.

  • Queen Starr
    Queen Starr 4 months ago

    I'm not gonna stop ass

  • Si TheBugGuy
    Si TheBugGuy 4 months ago

    ok when the lady took his wallot the cops then had everything before he logged in even.

  • Si TheBugGuy
    Si TheBugGuy 4 months ago

    i must have backed up the trevor one like 9 times now. very confusing narration. so much said in very little time. i need time to think!

  • Peter B porker
    Peter B porker 4 months ago

    Ahhh watchmojo where most titles are ranked horribly and some one making a comment of the saddest anime deaths

  • Aqlndnsh
    Aqlndnsh 4 months ago

    *That's how mafia work*

  • First Buster1999
    First Buster1999 4 months ago

    #1 super Mario Logan

  • h0m3st4r
    h0m3st4r 4 months ago

    How on Earth could #1 be THAT stupid?!?!

  • teababe27
    teababe27 4 months ago

    Funny stuff. I remember a couple of these from Danger Dolan.

  • Carlos Morales
    Carlos Morales 4 months ago

    I miss Smoking Guns Worlds Dumbest

  • Matthew Sadlier
    Matthew Sadlier 4 months ago

    2:52 Why playing Possum was never an evolutionary option. Enter Charles Darwin facepalming.

  • Matthew Sadlier
    Matthew Sadlier 4 months ago

    There should be a special cell for these criminals.

  • Logan malough
    Logan malough 4 months ago

    5:26 no biggie. He’s already dead. Just head a trip down to Cuba to explain more efficiently.
    Or just loot his body. What?! Fidel was a maniac!

  • Joseph Hock
    Joseph Hock 4 months ago

    Honorable mention: Guy in Detroit pays two prostitutes 500 bucks to have sex. The hookers don’t show up. Guy calls the cops to complain about the service and is later arrested....TRUE STORY!! 😂🤣😂

  • Alex Chipman
    Alex Chipman 4 months ago

    "A fake ID is a teenage rite of passage." What a depressing statement that was.

  • Logan malough
    Logan malough 4 months ago +3

    Robber: “yo, man! Gimmie all the money! Now!!”
    Robber:” WHAT?! How the hell did you get here?!”
    Cops: “You robbed a police department, genius!”

  • SFbayKID
    SFbayKID 4 months ago


  • Adam Palmer
    Adam Palmer 4 months ago

    Koch a cola

  • Bernardo Pérez
    Bernardo Pérez 4 months ago +2

    I think first place should go to the 85 gasoline thieves who died while trying to steal gasoline from a broken pipeline

  • hendrix27
    hendrix27 4 months ago

    That "lemon" at 6:30 looks a whole lot like a lime.

    FLUXXEUS 4 months ago +4

    Patrick Star: *Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are*

  • UB productions
    UB productions 4 months ago

    Aren’t all criminals dumb

  • Ward Studio
    Ward Studio 4 months ago

    Who remembers when WatchMojo was "nsfw"

  • Sanchy
    Sanchy 4 months ago +1

    Level 1.Crooks

  • Isaiah Thomas ITSTIME332

    The dislikes are criminals who did this or something like it

  • dementedfurbie
    dementedfurbie 4 months ago

    What bank closes at noon? Maybe it was a Saturday. That's what my bank does.

  • Roberth Pilesund
    Roberth Pilesund 4 months ago
    We are all grateful that only small criminals have this and not important people, like say a president - right ?

  • Abhilash Gregory
    Abhilash Gregory 4 months ago

    Heroes in STUPIDITY!

  • Animate AAron
    Animate AAron 4 months ago

    Ain’t ain’t a word

  • Jamarey Carter
    Jamarey Carter 4 months ago

    You don't pronounce the 'o' in opossum lmao

  • J Leonard
    J Leonard 4 months ago

    #1: The Left.
    -False accusations of sexual assault against Kavanaugh.
    -Riots all around the nation when a Republican won the presidential election fairly.
    -False claims of Russian hacking on before-mentioned election.

  • Nick Ginn
    Nick Ginn 4 months ago

    Who tf says "Oh"possum? Lmao

  • cole fitz
    cole fitz 4 months ago

    3:45 that dudes 14?

  • Ben Rall
    Ben Rall 4 months ago

    Wait, why would a 26 year old woman need a fake ID?

  • Ori Kohav
    Ori Kohav 4 months ago

    Honestly, the Trevor Jones case sounds like it should be much higher on the list.

  • Mujahidul Islam
    Mujahidul Islam 4 months ago


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    Mujahidul Islam 4 months ago


  • Ben Wells
    Ben Wells 4 months ago

    Can I get that top 10 McDonald's weirdest things y'all just took off

  • Erichi Mira
    Erichi Mira 4 months ago

    Dum dum duuuum!

  • fahir aruoba
    fahir aruoba 4 months ago +1

    Join us

  • Patricia Hayman
    Patricia Hayman 4 months ago

    Is this a joke? How many dumb people live in America?

  • עמית יושקביץ'

    more like top 10 level 1 crooks

  • The Goddamn Batman
    The Goddamn Batman 4 months ago

    These guys make inspector gadget look competent!

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    #1 reminded me of Jason from The Good Place.

  • Siyathu III
    Siyathu III 4 months ago

    3:44 That is *NOT* a 14 year old

  • rashiq spencer
    rashiq spencer 4 months ago

    #1 the wet sticky bandit's from home alone

  • Lazurkri
    Lazurkri 4 months ago

    All of these were lolz worthy!

  • Dbonkerz81
    Dbonkerz81 4 months ago

    For watchmojo that was a badly put together video. And boring too.

  • Maxy Lyric
    Maxy Lyric 4 months ago

    i always like watch mojo videos..It make me wanna make a top 10 video too in my channel

  • Orion Parkes
    Orion Parkes 4 months ago

    How can there be another top 10, shouldn’t you combine the lists to make one top 10, because if you have two top 10s than you don’t have a top 10, you have a top 20, you guys are whack

  • David Meyer
    David Meyer 4 months ago +1

    Hope i am Not on the list

  • Alex Amanda
    Alex Amanda 4 months ago

    The Applebees one what the fuck lol

  • Kelvin Wilson
    Kelvin Wilson 4 months ago

    I bet they are all Democrats.

  • prometheus660
    prometheus660 4 months ago +1

    Fun Fact: the United States treasury did produce $500, $1000, $5000, and $100,000 bills in the 20th century. They were mostly used to facilitate transfers between banks.

  • Henrik Eide
    Henrik Eide 4 months ago

    The bank robber on Svalbard? Robbed the bank on a small Island without any way of escaping. Got caught 45 mins after the robbery

  • Jeremy Williams
    Jeremy Williams 4 months ago

    Someone with the last name "Van" steals a "car". 🤔

  • Dave Talbot
    Dave Talbot 4 months ago

    The smoking gun presents:

  • stevan
    stevan 4 months ago

    Why not just call the list "top 11-20 dumbest criminals"

  • M W
    M W 4 months ago

    All Americans...