Monologue: National Emergency! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Todd Foglia
    Todd Foglia 10 days ago

    Democratic clown

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick 13 days ago

    He can build a wall around himself.

  • J K
    J K Month ago

    Another worthless Trump bashing asshole. Your adolescent “poop jokes” are fucking lame Bill. Go smoke a joint you lousy excuse for a liberal toilet.

  • J K
    J K Month ago

    THIS IS THE PLACE YOU GET YOUR POLITICAL NEWS, you fricking morons?!?! OMG

  • J K
    J K Month ago

    BILL CAN KISS MY ASS, go smoke some more pot. Liberal morons. Is that how we debate? With comedians?

  • J K
    J K Month ago

    SO YOU LIB ASSHOLES THINK BILL IS FUNNY!?!? He has become a Colbert with nothing but Trump slams.
    FUCK YOU MORON MILLENNIALS.

  • Terry Oesch
    Terry Oesch 2 months ago

    There is a new getmo for funny comedians and we can look at them in cages and laugh and laugh at them and throw them food and they can throw poop at you and each other laugh their butts off

  • miwa
    miwa 2 months ago

    Bill, of all the late night show hosts, you are my favourite.

  • ailpaysthebills
    ailpaysthebills 3 months ago

    I wonder what this moron thinks now that his shit party is admitting that it is an emergency

  • Andrew Christopher
    Andrew Christopher 3 months ago

    Bill Maher has sold out to the totalitarian Left. This is a betrayal of the first order. Comedy historically has been anti-establishment, but Maher, evidently to get and keep his lucrative show, has sold his soul, and therefore has become an ESTABLISHMENT PET-COMEDIAN. Like the establishment propaganda pseudo-comedians, Trevor Noah, and Samantha Bee. However, those two hacks were never very funny, so their selling out is not surprising -- it is their only route to wealth.
    Bill Maher, on the other hand, does have an honorable history in comedy, and is very funny when he hasn't given in to the fascists on the Left. Maher behaves with the same lack of integrity that Jim Jefferies showed in his interview with Avi Yemeni, an Australian Jewish man. There is VIDEO FOOTAGE of how Jefferies and his people cut and pasted the interview to misrepresent Yemeni and cast him as an evil bigot. This is a betrayal not only of decency and honor as a human being, but a betrayal of the TRUTH principle of comedy itself.
    Bill Maher, worst of all, giving in to his support of Leftist propaganda hate, is no longer very funny. Truth is the currency of comedy and Maher no longer follows that.

  • Billy
    Billy 3 months ago

    Trump is a complete fraud. In an interview a decade ago he said that he was a democrat and pro choice. Look at him now as the savior of the evangelical morons. It's hilarious. He's won't get a second term.

  • Andrew Christopher
    Andrew Christopher 3 months ago

    Bill Maher openly encouraged an economic depression just so Trump can be got rid of. This is not a responsible American citizen; this is a member of the media elite who indulges in personal prejudice to the point of falsehood, and is not a friend of Americans.
    Trump, despite his vulgarities and big mouth, is saving America. Migration should be legal only. Most Americans agree to this. The consequence of illegal migration is a population that does not respect American law. This is bad for everyone, including Bill Maher.
    You can bet that Maher has his own gun-carrying security people. This is how the elite among the Radical Left are "protected" from empathizing with ordinary Americans, who must deal with the increasing gang violence and lawless behavior generally.
    Maher is not a good spokesperson for Americans. His is not a moral or honest man, not decent at all. He is self-indulgent, and uses humor to say many untrue and hateful things. Such individuals should be the first casualties of the civil war they encourage.

    • Billy
      Billy 3 months ago

      Complete bullshit, pure ad homimen.

  • gemcan54
    gemcan54 3 months ago

    Bill thinks he has fans like Rachel Maddow, a bunch of stupid teleprompter readers. Go hide under your rock when the illegals take over your studio. No collusion, no reality, no Bill soon.

  • Helen Campbell
    Helen Campbell 3 months ago

    HEY MAHER , HOPE ALL THE NO EMERGENCIES FIND YOUR FUCKENBACKYARD TO LIVE IN & ALLTHE GREEN DEAL LITTLE WOMEN FIND ALL YOUR GRRENBACKS TO SHARE WITH ALL , WOULDNT THAT BE A REAL HA HA ASSHOLE

    • Billy
      Billy 3 months ago

      LOL people are super triggered. How anybody can still support trump at this point is laughable.

  • MAGA GRR
    MAGA GRR 3 months ago

    We have this guys in our sights..
    Cant wait to see him going to jail. For all the trash he has done. Trust me that day will come. and still is all fun and games cuz the media cover for this trash show. We need to dismantle the media first cuz that is what is covering for them. Pedifile mother fuckers. Remember the red shoes? We are coming for you Q. Trust me we are bringing in you down.

  • xele fonte
    xele fonte 4 months ago +1

    I thought Hannity was a submissive bitch... Hannity spreads his behind and legs all the time. He is the most submissive political whore in the game.

  • Che Garcia
    Che Garcia 4 months ago

    I'm reading Simulation and Simulacrum and what Bill says about creating reality is true.

  • Kathy Jeanmarie
    Kathy Jeanmarie 4 months ago

    Politics of agenda driven Communist socialist Democrats. .

  • LEFT THE LEFT
    LEFT THE LEFT 4 months ago

    Of course you're kind of socialism doesn't have to be preached... if it's so great why do they lie to us all lying to us dude. You're lying too.... you re talkin about a Utopia concept that will never happen..... just like Santa Claus doesn't drive around the earth and deliver presents on Christmas Eve... there is no Utopia socialism... has one problem it's called humans their greed...... And their lust for power it promises everything and all it delivers is misery..... Besides the Democrats aren't socialist the f****** fascist.. Democrats ain't going to tax fellow Rich elitist 70-80 90% it's another bulshit lie the fascists Democrats spread.. money for not working another lie the Democrats tell you near either going to be institutionalized or reeducated because you're a drag on the state ...If the state does give you any compensation for being lazy they're going to take it back. ,the money to institutionalize and rehabilitate people that don't want to work.. it's for their own good Al They just don't understand what a drag they are on the state😎 that's the Utopia I see with your fascism I mean your socialism Al

    • LEFT THE LEFT
      LEFT THE LEFT 2 months ago

      @Nat Kam really no one's talking about Socialism or communism yet you Democrats want to take away the the Cornerstone of any democracy the presumption of innocence should your true colors during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings whatever you want to call yourself what others may call you you have one true thing you're communist anti-democratic pieces of shit.. floating around the toilet bowl of democracy

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 4 months ago

      no one is talking abt socialism or communism, moron. it is propaganda talking point by Trumptards and Drumpf, twisting reality. we are only talking abt more universal health care system, it works perfectly in many DEMOCRATIC countries. and Trump promised this too during campaign, you can re-watch the debates - of course he did nothing abt it. STFU

  • Ray jonathan
    Ray jonathan 4 months ago

    Trail of Tears.

  • Sara S
    Sara S 4 months ago

    Please invite Rutger Bregman, the Dutch historian and author of Utopia for Realists, to your show ...

  • roger5173
    roger5173 4 months ago

    ru-clip.com/video/Cb1EDmVtg5M/video.html

  • John Doe
    John Doe 4 months ago

    Should all cops commit suicide?

  • rod shearburn
    rod shearburn 4 months ago

    I hope Bill keeps running his dick holster better for us and I shop at target and also live in a blue fucking state that taxes us into the ground

  • Ryan Lengacher
    Ryan Lengacher 4 months ago

    Legal immigrants will vote for Trump.. Illegal immigrants will vote for Democrats... Sadly there’s a lot more illegals then legals in our country Thanks to Democrats.

  • marketing pro
    marketing pro 4 months ago

    HEY LIBTARDS MAGA!!!RULES

  • kefkapalazzo1
    kefkapalazzo1 4 months ago

    We have national emergencies in effect right now

  • Lucky Fisher 72
    Lucky Fisher 72 4 months ago

    There are 31 National Emergency already in effect the last 10 by Obama you fuhking idiots.

    • Lucky Fisher 72
      Lucky Fisher 72 4 months ago

      Nat Kam lmfao your hate for Trump makes you ASSume you know who I voted for?! Typical Lefty lunatic, zero facts talking out your ass.

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 4 months ago

      @Lucky Fisher 72 you are fucking idiot, you voted for the ultimate moron Drumpf, so don't call me an idiot, I didn't vote for con man, 5 year old child in adult body with giant ego and insecurity. and nope, there is no crisis at the border. Official stats confirm this. please write what are your sources - but please, not from Faux News, because Faux News is propaganda for morons. I will wait.

    • Lucky Fisher 72
      Lucky Fisher 72 4 months ago

      Nat Kam February had the highest number of ILLEGALS crossing our southern border in 12 years. YOU ARE A FUH KING IDIOT

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 4 months ago

      coz republicans obstructed him 24/7 and those were important issues. Drumpf is a con man. there is no emergency. and Drumpf is ultimate hypocrite, just as all conservatives, because he and his family employs illegal immigrants in their hotels / holiday houses edition.cnn.com/2019/03/06/politics/trump-sons-undocumented-immigrant-hunting-retreat/index.html?utm_source=twCNN&utm_medium=social&utm_content=2019-03-07T15%3A10%3A05&utm_term=image www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2018/12/06/president-trump-uses-undocumented-immigrant-labor-is-anyone-surprised/?utm_term=.981d4c4761c4 I can't stand this liar. so STFU. And nope, it is a myth - crimes near the border are down, there are official stats. wall won't work.

  • Htx457
    Htx457 4 months ago

    You're a cheap shot artist Bill

  • Don Lankford
    Don Lankford 4 months ago

    Stupid fuck

  • Don Lankford
    Don Lankford 4 months ago

    Idiot

  • Cameron Cooke
    Cameron Cooke 4 months ago

    The problem with democracy is idiots.

  • Harvey Peever
    Harvey Peever 4 months ago

    You claim to be an atheist and your hatred of the Catholic Church is constant but I’ve never heard you criticize Israeli Jews for their transgressions.
    Fifty years ago, the UN Security Council passed Resolution 242. The resolution is used as a framework for implementing the two-state solution to the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.
    But since its adoption in 1967, Israel has violated the resolution by entrenching its occupation of the Palestinian territories through illegal settlements.

  • CJ Martin
    CJ Martin 4 months ago

    This cracks me up because we gave billions to Iran in hopes that the future generations there would not be radicals like the previous ones. We spent trillions on Obamacare without it helping the majority of people obtain cheap insurance. In fact most people's insurance went up. Then you have a President that wants to build a wall that would at least impede some drug smugglers and human traffickers and the left goes insane. I just don't get how the party that is supposedly humanitarian is fine with kids being smuggled into the country by human traffickers and a lot of times those kids are sexually assaulted. It's all about votes and future Democrats. We shouldn't have a system that rewards people surpassing immigration laws. Trump stopped the Obamacare mandate and liberals lost their mind and now if he does build a wall then liberals lose some future voters. If the wall really didn't work then liberals wouldn't care but they know it will. It's not the money because the government spends 5 billion dollars when it sneezes it's the fact that if the wall gets built then crossing the border in some places isn't going to happen. Spin it how you want if it wasn't a big deal to Dems and didn't make a difference then they wouldn't care.

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 4 months ago

      @CJ Martin and Drumpf is ultimate hypocrite, just as all conservatives, because he and his family employs illegal immigrants in their hotels / holiday houses edition.cnn.com/2019/03/06/politics/trump-sons-undocumented-immigrant-hunting-retreat/index.html?utm_source=twCNN&utm_medium=social&utm_content=2019-03-07T15%3A10%3A05&utm_term=image www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2018/12/06/president-trump-uses-undocumented-immigrant-labor-is-anyone-surprised/?utm_term=.981d4c4761c4 I can't stand this liar. so STFU. And nope, it is a myth - crimes near the border are down, there are official stats. wall won't work.

    • mj91212
      mj91212 4 months ago

      @CJ Martin Proposition 187 was only about denying illegals access to free education, and PUBLICALLY funded non-emergency health care, as well as a number of other locally-funded social services. Those services are not Welfare, Welfare is a service provided by the Federal government. In order to apply for welfare, you need to have a verifiable social security number, and you need to be employed to at least a limited degree, while making so little money that you fall beneath the Federal poverty line. It is physically impossible to receive welfare if you lack either of these things. Illegals don't report their earnings, so as to avoid paying taxes, and they don't have a social security number, so they CAN'T apply for welfare. That being said, I think it was wrong for the involved courts to overturn the will of the people. I also think the Dems were dumb as heck when they said that prop 187 would discriminate against illegals. That's a "Uhm, no duh?" kind of moment, because we SHOULD discriminate against criminals. That's like claiming that laws banning murder discriminate against murderers, it's what they're supposed to do. 😑

    • CJ Martin
      CJ Martin 4 months ago

      @mj91212 It's not a myth in California because I see it at the stores here all the time. They get free insurance, subsidized housing and EBT cards. This was based on the Supreme Court judgement in 95' that said illegal immigrants can't be denied services because of citizenship status. This was a big issue on the ballot in California back then and passed in a landslide to not allow illegals to have free services. It was called prop 187, it then went to the Supreme Court and was declared "unconstitutional". So people in the country illegally can obtain free services, drivers licenses and so on. In fact if you are a field worker here then you are put ahead of even citizens in the welfare system. This is why I am at my end over all of the "benefits" people receive for exploiting the system. Thank you for a peaceful and civil response in your opinions that is rare on the internet.

    • mj91212
      mj91212 4 months ago

      @CJ Martin I agree with you on many points, however, illegals can't use the welfare system. In order to apply for welfare you need a U.S. social security number, which none of the illegals have. They're still causing harm to our economy and putting themselves in danger, but this idea that they're all using welfare is a myth.

    • CJ Martin
      CJ Martin 4 months ago

      @mj91212 i agree but if Democrats really cared about immigrants they would have passed comprehensive immigration when they had the super majority in 2010. But instead it's the cheap labor they love and the fact that the children of the immigrants will likely vote Democrat. They don't seem to want to find a solution and there is nothing racist if people are kept out that are not abiding laws and many times tap into a welfare system funded by tax payers. Something has to be done. The truth is a lot of people can't fly into this country because of the money it would take, also how is it that Mexico/South America should be able to just break in when the rest of the people in the world have to wait? It's not fair and taxpayers here don't like it.

  • J C
    J C 4 months ago

    We've had a wall for decades. Finish the wall would be accurate.

  • Thadmotor1044
    Thadmotor1044 4 months ago +1

    Oscars were all about brotherhood , love over hate , sisterhood , brotherhood , immigrants , immigration , immigrant parents and kindness .

  • Thadmotor1044
    Thadmotor1044 4 months ago +1

    corrupt , ignorant , bigoted , greedy , broke dick ? , fraud and conman , lying traitor needs to gggoooooo!
    trump in denial , didnt even know iam lying

  • Manisha Sharma
    Manisha Sharma 4 months ago

    Remember the movie "Idiocracy" ?
    It's reality now.

  • jackie pollard
    jackie pollard 4 months ago

    Love that last line...get an immigrant in there, bc holding up the constitution is a job Americans 'just don't want to do'. Looking like it has a truthful ring to it...😁

  • The Sprawl
    The Sprawl 4 months ago

    "the only thing that stopped all the other presidents from declaring a national emergency was that they had some respect for what the country is built on"

    Trump Translation: They were pussies.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous 4 months ago

    Lolol

  • Raymond Domingo
    Raymond Domingo 4 months ago

    It's ironic the new"Tin Foil Hat Party" say they will never allow Democrat socialist to exist in America.
    But they are perfectly fine with a Dictatorship,one supreme leader who makes up the law and answers to no one.(Which is the opposite of what America stands for,remember the American Revolution?)If anyone should leave the U.S,it's Republicans who support a Supreme Leader like China or North Korea.

  • Krista Sears
    Krista Sears 4 months ago

    Bill Maher is one of the most arrogant pompous pieces of s*** I've ever heard is profound ignorance I guess you can call it Bliss

  • John O
    John O 4 months ago

    VOTE Blue to restore sanity!!

  • Terry Oesch
    Terry Oesch 4 months ago

    Your sellout president Obama got his break into government on his knees at boys town gay bars in Chicago where he met Michael

  • CrazyLegs
    CrazyLegs 4 months ago

    Try to remain calm! LMFAO 😂😂

  • Thomas Fletcher
    Thomas Fletcher 4 months ago

    Bill Maher is getting sued by the minor kids he convicted on national TV ! Funny he brought up fact-checking .

  • Bert Kelly
    Bert Kelly 4 months ago

    Trump isn't funny anymore, it's just shake your head.....in disgust.

  • John D
    John D 4 months ago

    No wife , no kids, fucks black chicks only. Ya there's where I get my wisdom from. Huh? Eh,😝

  • Kelly Taylor
    Kelly Taylor 4 months ago

    Maher is anti America. Hopes Karam kicks him in the ass. Wipes that stupid smile off his face.

  • Ralph Johnson
    Ralph Johnson 4 months ago

    Schedule Tulsi Gabbard.

  • OHFORPEATSAKES
    OHFORPEATSAKES 4 months ago

    All of this monologue is so true. Which makes it very serious.
    Vote against trump for God's sake! (more to the point, for your own sake...)

  • E. O.
    E. O. 4 months ago

    TRUMP and New York Time ,Pelosi and Schumer Maher all want to invade Venezuela and regime change. what a Phuck.these fake Liberals are owning the Democrats .what a phuck is the Difference between these ppl...Democrats are Dumb Asses..

  • Al B.
    Al B. 4 months ago +1

    What a moronic view of the world, he says stupider, ask Bill about access to his home. He wants to be Christopher Hitchens without the wit

  • Martin Smith
    Martin Smith 4 months ago

    Even Ann Coulter said; "The only emergency is
    our President is an idiot !"

  • Vito Wash
    Vito Wash 4 months ago

    Stupid Republicans.

  • Elie González
    Elie González 4 months ago

    Is really this guy an antivaxxer?

  • Artem Bentsionov
    Artem Bentsionov 4 months ago

    Does anyone even care that a wall would do very little to stop illegal immigration? Most illegal immigration comes from LEGAL immigrants overstaying their visas, and most of them come by AIR. Last I checked, you’d need a pretty high wall to stop airplanes. It’s almost as if the whole “build the wall” BS is nothing but a soundbite used to keep people from actually thinking about the problem.

  • Dale Gervais
    Dale Gervais 4 months ago

    No, just setting back fascist hateful deamoncrats. Remember oblama created the decade of fascist hate and misery, and then pardoned 1715 violent felons (his racist kkk?). He borrowed Venezuela’s fascist “hope and change” statement. We will never forget oblama’s hate speeches at the murdered police officers funerals. Deamoncrats are the humiliation of the world.

  • ufoengines
    ufoengines 4 months ago

    Once Trump feels the Treason rap is just hours away been thinking he's going to hold a press conference at his Florida golf course, confess to everything, blow the crowd a raspberry and then he and the first lady will be snatched up in front of the press with the Russian version of this system ru-clip.com/video/dxkUL8GoPQo/video.html for his quick trip Cuba and then to Moscow. Hope trumps wearing a Go Pro because that would make one hell of a You Tube post . Wonder if the feds will confiscate all Trump's stuff to cover court costs.

  • jimmy jimmy
    jimmy jimmy 4 months ago

    Queerbait

  • dylan storm trooper der

    open the seed vault because no one is bombing Syrian children before being gassed by fritz haber:)-

  • Bryan Reeme
    Bryan Reeme 4 months ago

    Things keep going like this Mexico may build the wall, before people start fleeing the other direction

  • Patrick Modell
    Patrick Modell 4 months ago

    When ya gonna pay Trump the 5milion you owe him?

  • The Ultimate Reductionist
    The Ultimate Reductionist 4 months ago +3

    Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) caused by fossil fuel addiction, meat consumption/factory farming, & lack of funding for sustainable energy & transportation is the REAL national & international emergency.

  • Alicia Tur
    Alicia Tur 4 months ago

    LOL Thanks I needed that laugh!

  • Ben Wa Balls
    Ben Wa Balls 4 months ago

    This Trump talk is beyond tired, I used to watch you all the time Bill but you ruined it, all of you talk show lames talk about the same thing, VERY BORING!!!

  • Dennis Barnes
    Dennis Barnes 4 months ago

    Why is that peace of shit still in office?...

  • Michael Goss
    Michael Goss 4 months ago

    Can anyone tell me how many National Emergencies Obama declared?

  • Teshome Vaughn
    Teshome Vaughn 4 months ago

    Lol bill for president

  • Alexander Stone
    Alexander Stone 4 months ago

    Hope Bernie uses the same tactic.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 4 months ago

    Why didn't he build the wall when the GOP held Congress? What? They said no? Maybe somebody should mention that.

  • Daniel Marsala
    Daniel Marsala 4 months ago

    Trump/Pence cannot be truthful.

  • Daniel Marsala
    Daniel Marsala 4 months ago

    ..& Pence

  • Jon Grubbs
    Jon Grubbs 4 months ago

    Treason is legal.

  • Randon Ceccoli
    Randon Ceccoli 4 months ago

    Everyone's crying about this now.. Just like "trump supporters" will be crying about it when its somebody else in office.
    Bush in to Obama grew an executive branch already way too powerful in to a total juggernaut.
    People on BOTH sides never said a word. If its your guy, you're quiet.
    Does anyone remember Obama making it totally cool for the prez to KILL AMERICAN CITIZENS WITHOUT A TRIAL because I do. That, to an unlearned man like myself, seems unconstitutional.
    The legislative branch gladly gave up power of the years because it removed accountability and increased chance for electability.
    Get consistent and get a clue. Take your anger about Trump and use it for something constructive. Or just keep listening to political hacks to validate what you already think. It IS easier to be happy to be narrow minded but dont pretend like you know something a "trump supporter" doesn't. At least some of them can acknowledge were caught in a loop.
    I voted for trump because I was tired of this insanity. Gasoline to the system vote. Surprisingly, the media, the Bill Mahrs and some of the political hacks in this channel are making it look like (I'm and a gazillion others) are voting Trump again.
    All the anger (ironically demonstrated while calling out others for being stupid) has ensured the democrats will nominate someone totally unelectable or Crazy Bernie.
    Attempts to get the president indited has gotten 98% of their efforts - figuring out why they (the democrats) basically threw an election - a generous 2%

  • Goodwins all access Media service provider

    The Barr Trumpian Fix is in led by Fox Propaganda News Media the Trumps will continue to divide loot and pillage America

  • Steve Said
    Steve Said 4 months ago

    Can we get the countdown clock in Times Square to countdown Trumps pathetic sorry arse presidency.

  • Brett Williams
    Brett Williams 4 months ago

    You had me at "Fucko"

  • psycleen
    psycleen 4 months ago

    ray dalio facials bill maher real long time

  • jase keppler
    jase keppler 4 months ago

    FINISH THAT WALL? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Alain Montoya
    Alain Montoya 4 months ago

    KID LOVE PRODUCTIONS = PEDOHILE LINGO,CONNECTION

  • John Smitherson
    John Smitherson 4 months ago

    Fucko...lol.

  • Michael Hood
    Michael Hood 4 months ago

    Shawn is supposed to tag the illeagal Mexicans with a catch and realease collar with a electric shock collar this is why they only need a billion dollars
    Its. Cheaper to do it that way its eather that or neuter the badtards

  • Michael Hood
    Michael Hood 5 months ago

    They ran out of TP at the White House and Shawn had to TAKE the helicopter to the plaza to get some

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 5 months ago

    Brilliant 👌

  • George Hawk
    George Hawk 5 months ago

    a beautiful mind

  • José Miguel
    José Miguel 5 months ago

    Orange man bad!!! 😡😡😡😡
    He has small hands haha drumpf 😂

  • Mr Skidog
    Mr Skidog 5 months ago

    cant wait for one of his family members to get raped and murdered then will see how real he is POS

  • Betty Jackson
    Betty Jackson 5 months ago

    (9

  • Janie Straub
    Janie Straub 5 months ago

    Just had to go ahead and say I love Mexicans said Shit if it gets any cheaper we might pay for the fucking wall!!!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛O God I fkn loved it 😛😛😛😛😛

  • Øyvind Ødegård
    Øyvind Ødegård 5 months ago

    I wonder where you guys are gonna flee when yelowstone blows?
    The wall will be fortified by mexicans and Canada will laugh theyr arse of.
    You should get a brandingsystem in US, like in Inglourious basterds, so we europeans know who is republican or not.
    National emergency my arse!!

  • MrFirehouse22
    MrFirehouse22 5 months ago

    www.wsj.com/articles/its-a-crisis-of-civilization-in-mexico-250-000-dead-37-400-missing-1542213374
    www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/the-staggering-death-toll-of-mexicos-drug-war/
    finance.yahoo.com/news/entire-police-force-detained-mexico-town-where-mayoral-214643267.html
    Liberals are blind. There has been a humanitarian crisis on the border since 2006 when cartels took over the Mexican side of the border. 200,000 have been killed including tens of thousands of innocent people. I wish Trump would talk about what they are going through because of addicted American idiots and invade northern Mexico so that lives could be saved, but I guess I'll have to settle for a wall which will at least stop them from having free reign and reduce their incentive to kill innocents there.
    He also said there was no such thing as voter fraud. Since Texas and Pennsylvania have PROVEN 98,000 and 11,000 illegal immigrants voted in those states in 2018 respectively just using the data taken from the IDs provided by illegals themselves. And these were the states that actually took the time to check.

  • Kevin Ferguson
    Kevin Ferguson 5 months ago

    This guy is a douche bag

  • Who is this?
    Who is this? 5 months ago +2

    Can someone explain the Melania Joke at 3:35. I didn't get it.

    • Who is this?
      Who is this? 4 months ago +1

      @Marne O Thank u for telling. Btw I really Respect and Admire your Politeness.

    • Marne O
      Marne O 4 months ago +1

      Sweetheart, love your innocence. It's a reference to Stormy Daniel describing the very short amount of time Trump required for sex, and how unsatisfying it was for a female. "Just getting started and already moved on to finishing". Most of Bill's jokes have sexual innuendo.

  • Ian B
    Ian B 5 months ago

    Trump supporters would let Donald Trump take a shit in their mouth just as long as black people had to watch...

  • Anthony Blomfield
    Anthony Blomfield 5 months ago

    PLEASE STOP THE CANNED Laughter I am not a stupid... leave the normal laughter FFS Its so obvious you enhance the laughs... please..

  • bunny fish
    bunny fish 5 months ago

    Brilliant

  • Katherine Kaye and Ringo

    1:51 Awesome set up...

  • njt002
    njt002 5 months ago

    Democrats screwed America last time. Vote Bernie 2020!