Monologue: National Emergency! | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including President Trump's declaration of a "national emergency" in order to build a border wall.
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  • xele fonte
    xele fonte 3 дня назад +1

    I thought Hannity was a submissive bitch... Hannity spreads his behind and legs all the time. He is the most submissive political whore in the game.

  • Che Garcia
    Che Garcia 9 дней назад

    I'm reading Simulation and Simulacrum and what Bill says about creating reality is true.

  • Kathy Jeanmarie
    Kathy Jeanmarie 13 дней назад

    Politics of agenda driven Communist socialist Democrats. .

  • Kathy Jeanmarie
    Kathy Jeanmarie 13 дней назад

    Hitler was a semetic european... A genocidal maniac. Like Boksheviks in Russia a semetic European. Shut up Bill .....Loud mouth obnoxious thug ....

  • Was Left
    Was Left 15 дней назад

    Of course you're kind of socialism doesn't have to be preached... if it's so great why do they lie to us all lying to us dude. You're lying too.... you re talkin about a Utopia concept that will never happen..... just like Santa Claus doesn't drive around the earth and deliver presents on Christmas Eve... there is no Utopia socialism... has one problem it's called humans their greed...... And their lust for power it promises everything and all it delivers is misery..... Besides the Democrats aren't socialist the f****** fascist.. Democrats ain't going to tax fellow Rich elitist 70-80 90% it's another bulshit lie the fascists Democrats spread.. money for not working another lie the Democrats tell you near either going to be institutionalized or reeducated because you're a drag on the state ...If the state does give you any compensation for being lazy they're going to take it back. ,the money to institutionalize and rehabilitate people that don't want to work.. it's for their own good Al They just don't understand what a drag they are on the state😎 that's the Utopia I see with your fascism I mean your socialism Al

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 6 дней назад

      no one is talking abt socialism or communism, moron. it is propaganda talking point by Trumptards and Drumpf, twisting reality. we are only talking abt more universal health care system, it works perfectly in many DEMOCRATIC countries. and Trump promised this too during campaign, you can re-watch the debates - of course he did nothing abt it. STFU

  • Ray jonathan
    Ray jonathan 17 дней назад

    Trail of Tears.

  • Sara S
    Sara S 18 дней назад

    Please invite Rutger Bregman, the Dutch historian and author of Utopia for Realists, to your show ...

  • roger5173
    roger5173 18 дней назад

  • John Doe
    John Doe 19 дней назад

    Should all cops commit suicide?

  • catfish Johnson
    catfish Johnson 19 дней назад

  • rod shearburn
    rod shearburn 19 дней назад

    I hope Bill keeps running his dick holster better for us and I shop at target and also live in a blue fucking state that taxes us into the ground

  • Ryan Lengacher
    Ryan Lengacher 20 дней назад

    Legal immigrants will vote for Trump.. Illegal immigrants will vote for Democrats... Sadly there’s a lot more illegals then legals in our country Thanks to Democrats.

  • marketing pro
    marketing pro 20 дней назад


  • kefkapalazzo1
    kefkapalazzo1 20 дней назад

    We have national emergencies in effect right now

  • Lucky Fisher 72
    Lucky Fisher 72 20 дней назад

    There are 31 National Emergency already in effect the last 10 by Obama you fuhking idiots.

    • Lucky Fisher 72
      Lucky Fisher 72 5 дней назад

      Nat Kam lmfao your hate for Trump makes you ASSume you know who I voted for?! Typical Lefty lunatic, zero facts talking out your ass.

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 6 дней назад

      +Lucky Fisher 72 you are fucking idiot, you voted for the ultimate moron Drumpf, so don't call me an idiot, I didn't vote for con man, 5 year old child in adult body with giant ego and insecurity. and nope, there is no crisis at the border. Official stats confirm this. please write what are your sources - but please, not from Faux News, because Faux News is propaganda for morons. I will wait.

    • Lucky Fisher 72
      Lucky Fisher 72 6 дней назад

      Nat Kam February had the highest number of ILLEGALS crossing our southern border in 12 years. YOU ARE A FUH KING IDIOT

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 6 дней назад

      coz republicans obstructed him 24/7 and those were important issues. Drumpf is a con man. there is no emergency. and Drumpf is ultimate hypocrite, just as all conservatives, because he and his family employs illegal immigrants in their hotels / holiday houses I can't stand this liar. so STFU. And nope, it is a myth - crimes near the border are down, there are official stats. wall won't work.

  • Htx457
    Htx457 20 дней назад

    You're a cheap shot artist Bill

  • Don Lankford
    Don Lankford 21 день назад

    Stupid fuck

  • Don Lankford
    Don Lankford 21 день назад


  • Cameron Cooke
    Cameron Cooke 21 день назад

    The problem with democracy is idiots.

  • Harvey Peever
    Harvey Peever 21 день назад

    You claim to be an atheist and your hatred of the Catholic Church is constant but I’ve never heard you criticize Israeli Jews for their transgressions.
    Fifty years ago, the UN Security Council passed Resolution 242. The resolution is used as a framework for implementing the two-state solution to the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.
    But since its adoption in 1967, Israel has violated the resolution by entrenching its occupation of the Palestinian territories through illegal settlements.

  • CJ Martin
    CJ Martin 21 день назад

    This cracks me up because we gave billions to Iran in hopes that the future generations there would not be radicals like the previous ones. We spent trillions on Obamacare without it helping the majority of people obtain cheap insurance. In fact most people's insurance went up. Then you have a President that wants to build a wall that would at least impede some drug smugglers and human traffickers and the left goes insane. I just don't get how the party that is supposedly humanitarian is fine with kids being smuggled into the country by human traffickers and a lot of times those kids are sexually assaulted. It's all about votes and future Democrats. We shouldn't have a system that rewards people surpassing immigration laws. Trump stopped the Obamacare mandate and liberals lost their mind and now if he does build a wall then liberals lose some future voters. If the wall really didn't work then liberals wouldn't care but they know it will. It's not the money because the government spends 5 billion dollars when it sneezes it's the fact that if the wall gets built then crossing the border in some places isn't going to happen. Spin it how you want if it wasn't a big deal to Dems and didn't make a difference then they wouldn't care.

    • Nat Kam
      Nat Kam 6 дней назад

      +CJ Martin and Drumpf is ultimate hypocrite, just as all conservatives, because he and his family employs illegal immigrants in their hotels / holiday houses I can't stand this liar. so STFU. And nope, it is a myth - crimes near the border are down, there are official stats. wall won't work.

    • mj91212
      mj91212 19 дней назад

      +CJ Martin Proposition 187 was only about denying illegals access to free education, and PUBLICALLY funded non-emergency health care, as well as a number of other locally-funded social services. Those services are not Welfare, Welfare is a service provided by the Federal government. In order to apply for welfare, you need to have a verifiable social security number, and you need to be employed to at least a limited degree, while making so little money that you fall beneath the Federal poverty line. It is physically impossible to receive welfare if you lack either of these things. Illegals don't report their earnings, so as to avoid paying taxes, and they don't have a social security number, so they CAN'T apply for welfare. That being said, I think it was wrong for the involved courts to overturn the will of the people. I also think the Dems were dumb as heck when they said that prop 187 would discriminate against illegals. That's a "Uhm, no duh?" kind of moment, because we SHOULD discriminate against criminals. That's like claiming that laws banning murder discriminate against murderers, it's what they're supposed to do. 😑

    • CJ Martin
      CJ Martin 20 дней назад

      +mj91212 It's not a myth in California because I see it at the stores here all the time. They get free insurance, subsidized housing and EBT cards. This was based on the Supreme Court judgement in 95' that said illegal immigrants can't be denied services because of citizenship status. This was a big issue on the ballot in California back then and passed in a landslide to not allow illegals to have free services. It was called prop 187, it then went to the Supreme Court and was declared "unconstitutional". So people in the country illegally can obtain free services, drivers licenses and so on. In fact if you are a field worker here then you are put ahead of even citizens in the welfare system. This is why I am at my end over all of the "benefits" people receive for exploiting the system. Thank you for a peaceful and civil response in your opinions that is rare on the internet.

    • mj91212
      mj91212 21 день назад

      +CJ Martin I agree with you on many points, however, illegals can't use the welfare system. In order to apply for welfare you need a U.S. social security number, which none of the illegals have. They're still causing harm to our economy and putting themselves in danger, but this idea that they're all using welfare is a myth.

    • CJ Martin
      CJ Martin 21 день назад

      +mj91212 i agree but if Democrats really cared about immigrants they would have passed comprehensive immigration when they had the super majority in 2010. But instead it's the cheap labor they love and the fact that the children of the immigrants will likely vote Democrat. They don't seem to want to find a solution and there is nothing racist if people are kept out that are not abiding laws and many times tap into a welfare system funded by tax payers. Something has to be done. The truth is a lot of people can't fly into this country because of the money it would take, also how is it that Mexico/South America should be able to just break in when the rest of the people in the world have to wait? It's not fair and taxpayers here don't like it.

  • J C
    J C 22 дня назад

    We've had a wall for decades. Finish the wall would be accurate.

  • Thadmotor1044
    Thadmotor1044 22 дня назад +1

    Oscars were all about brotherhood , love over hate , sisterhood , brotherhood , immigrants , immigration , immigrant parents and kindness .

  • Thadmotor1044
    Thadmotor1044 22 дня назад +1

    corrupt , ignorant , bigoted , greedy , broke dick ? , fraud and conman , lying traitor needs to gggoooooo!
    trump in denial , didnt even know iam lying

  • Manisha Sharma
    Manisha Sharma 22 дня назад

    Remember the movie "Idiocracy" ?
    It's reality now.

  • jackie pollard
    jackie pollard 22 дня назад

    Love that last line...get an immigrant in there, bc holding up the constitution is a job Americans 'just don't want to do'. Looking like it has a truthful ring to it...😁

  • The Sprawl
    The Sprawl 22 дня назад

    "the only thing that stopped all the other presidents from declaring a national emergency was that they had some respect for what the country is built on"

    Trump Translation: They were pussies.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous 23 дня назад


  • Raymond Domingo
    Raymond Domingo 23 дня назад

    It's ironic the new"Tin Foil Hat Party" say they will never allow Democrat socialist to exist in America.
    But they are perfectly fine with a Dictatorship,one supreme leader who makes up the law and answers to no one.(Which is the opposite of what America stands for,remember the American Revolution?)If anyone should leave the U.S,it's Republicans who support a Supreme Leader like China or North Korea.

  • Krista Sears
    Krista Sears 23 дня назад

    Bill Maher is one of the most arrogant pompous pieces of s*** I've ever heard is profound ignorance I guess you can call it Bliss

  • John O
    John O 23 дня назад

    VOTE Blue to restore sanity!!

  • Terry Oesch
    Terry Oesch 23 дня назад

    Your sellout president Obama got his break into government on his knees at boys town gay bars in Chicago where he met Michael

  • CrazyLegs
    CrazyLegs 23 дня назад

    Try to remain calm! LMFAO 😂😂

  • Thomas Fletcher
    Thomas Fletcher 23 дня назад

    Bill Maher is getting sued by the minor kids he convicted on national TV ! Funny he brought up fact-checking .

  • Bert Kelly
    Bert Kelly 24 дня назад

    Trump isn't funny anymore, it's just shake your disgust.

  • John D
    John D 24 дня назад

    No wife , no kids, fucks black chicks only. Ya there's where I get my wisdom from. Huh? Eh,😝

  • Kelly Taylor
    Kelly Taylor 24 дня назад

    Maher is anti America. Hopes Karam kicks him in the ass. Wipes that stupid smile off his face.

  • Ralph Johnson
    Ralph Johnson 24 дня назад

    Schedule Tulsi Gabbard.

    OHFORPEATSAKES 24 дня назад

    All of this monologue is so true. Which makes it very serious.
    Vote against trump for God's sake! (more to the point, for your own sake...)

  • Eli Olum
    Eli Olum 24 дня назад

    TRUMP and New York Time ,Pelosi and Schumer Maher all want to invade Venezuela and regime change. what a Phuck.these fake Liberals are owning the Democrats .what a phuck is the Difference between these ppl...Democrats are Dumb Asses..

  • Al B.
    Al B. 24 дня назад +1

    What a moronic view of the world, he says stupider, ask Bill about access to his home. He wants to be Christopher Hitchens without the wit

  • Martin Smith
    Martin Smith 24 дня назад

    Even Ann Coulter said; "The only emergency is
    our President is an idiot !"

  • Vito Wash
    Vito Wash 24 дня назад

    Stupid Republicans.

  • Elie González
    Elie González 24 дня назад

    Is really this guy an antivaxxer?

    • mj91212
      mj91212 21 день назад


  • Artem Bentsionov
    Artem Bentsionov 24 дня назад

    Does anyone even care that a wall would do very little to stop illegal immigration? Most illegal immigration comes from LEGAL immigrants overstaying their visas, and most of them come by AIR. Last I checked, you’d need a pretty high wall to stop airplanes. It’s almost as if the whole “build the wall” BS is nothing but a soundbite used to keep people from actually thinking about the problem.

  • Dale Gervais
    Dale Gervais 24 дня назад

    No, just setting back fascist hateful deamoncrats. Remember oblama created the decade of fascist hate and misery, and then pardoned 1715 violent felons (his racist kkk?). He borrowed Venezuela’s fascist “hope and change” statement. We will never forget oblama’s hate speeches at the murdered police officers funerals. Deamoncrats are the humiliation of the world.

  • ufoengines
    ufoengines 24 дня назад

    Once Trump feels the Treason rap is just hours away been thinking he's going to hold a press conference at his Florida golf course, confess to everything, blow the crowd a raspberry and then he and the first lady will be snatched up in front of the press with the Russian version of this system for his quick trip Cuba and then to Moscow. Hope trumps wearing a Go Pro because that would make one hell of a You Tube post . Wonder if the feds will confiscate all Trump's stuff to cover court costs.

  • jimmy jimmy
    jimmy jimmy 24 дня назад


  • dylan storm trooper der
    dylan storm trooper der 24 дня назад

    open the seed vault because no one is bombing Syrian children before being gassed by fritz haber:)-

  • Bryan Reeme
    Bryan Reeme 25 дней назад

    Things keep going like this Mexico may build the wall, before people start fleeing the other direction

  • Patrick Modell
    Patrick Modell 25 дней назад

    When ya gonna pay Trump the 5milion you owe him?

  • The Ultimate Reductionist
    The Ultimate Reductionist 25 дней назад +2

    Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) caused by fossil fuel addiction, meat consumption/factory farming, & lack of funding for sustainable energy & transportation is the REAL national & international emergency.

  • Alicia Tur
    Alicia Tur 25 дней назад

    LOL Thanks I needed that laugh!

  • Ben Wa Balls
    Ben Wa Balls 25 дней назад

    This Trump talk is beyond tired, I used to watch you all the time Bill but you ruined it, all of you talk show lames talk about the same thing, VERY BORING!!!

  • Dennis Barnes
    Dennis Barnes 25 дней назад

    Why is that peace of shit still in office?...

  • Michael Goss
    Michael Goss 25 дней назад

    Can anyone tell me how many National Emergencies Obama declared?

  • Teshome Vaughn
    Teshome Vaughn 25 дней назад

    Lol bill for president

  • Alexander Stone
    Alexander Stone 25 дней назад

    Hope Bernie uses the same tactic.

  • Julie W.
    Julie W. 25 дней назад

    Why didn't he build the wall when the GOP held Congress? What? They said no? Maybe somebody should mention that.

  • Daniel Marsala
    Daniel Marsala 25 дней назад

    Trump/Pence cannot be truthful.

  • Daniel Marsala
    Daniel Marsala 25 дней назад

    ..& Pence

  • Jon Grubbs
    Jon Grubbs 25 дней назад

    Treason is legal.

  • tim wathen
    tim wathen 26 дней назад


  • Randon Ceccoli
    Randon Ceccoli 26 дней назад

    Everyone's crying about this now.. Just like "trump supporters" will be crying about it when its somebody else in office.
    Bush in to Obama grew an executive branch already way too powerful in to a total juggernaut.
    People on BOTH sides never said a word. If its your guy, you're quiet.
    Does anyone remember Obama making it totally cool for the prez to KILL AMERICAN CITIZENS WITHOUT A TRIAL because I do. That, to an unlearned man like myself, seems unconstitutional.
    The legislative branch gladly gave up power of the years because it removed accountability and increased chance for electability.
    Get consistent and get a clue. Take your anger about Trump and use it for something constructive. Or just keep listening to political hacks to validate what you already think. It IS easier to be happy to be narrow minded but dont pretend like you know something a "trump supporter" doesn't. At least some of them can acknowledge were caught in a loop.
    I voted for trump because I was tired of this insanity. Gasoline to the system vote. Surprisingly, the media, the Bill Mahrs and some of the political hacks in this channel are making it look like (I'm and a gazillion others) are voting Trump again.
    All the anger (ironically demonstrated while calling out others for being stupid) has ensured the democrats will nominate someone totally unelectable or Crazy Bernie.
    Attempts to get the president indited has gotten 98% of their efforts - figuring out why they (the democrats) basically threw an election - a generous 2%

  • Goodwins all access Media service provider

    The Barr Trumpian Fix is in led by Fox Propaganda News Media the Trumps will continue to divide loot and pillage America

  • S l
    S l 26 дней назад

    Can we get the countdown clock in Times Square to countdown Trumps pathetic sorry arse presidency.

  • Brett Williams
    Brett Williams 26 дней назад

    You had me at "Fucko"

  • psycleen
    psycleen 26 дней назад

    ray dalio facials bill maher real long time

  • jase keppler
    jase keppler 26 дней назад

    FINISH THAT WALL? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Alain Montoya
    Alain Montoya 26 дней назад


  • John Smitherson
    John Smitherson 26 дней назад

  • Michael Hood
    Michael Hood 26 дней назад

    Shawn is supposed to tag the illeagal Mexicans with a catch and realease collar with a electric shock collar this is why they only need a billion dollars
    Its. Cheaper to do it that way its eather that or neuter the badtards

  • Michael Hood
    Michael Hood 26 дней назад

    They ran out of TP at the White House and Shawn had to TAKE the helicopter to the plaza to get some

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 26 дней назад

    Brilliant 👌

  • George Hawk
    George Hawk 26 дней назад

    a beautiful mind

  • Jose Fernandes
    Jose Fernandes 26 дней назад

    Orange man bad!!! 😡😡😡😡
    He has small hands haha drumpf 😂

  • Mr Skidog
    Mr Skidog 26 дней назад

    cant wait for one of his family members to get raped and murdered then will see how real he is POS

  • Betty Jackson
    Betty Jackson 26 дней назад


  • Janie Straub
    Janie Straub 26 дней назад

    Just had to go ahead and say I love Mexicans said Shit if it gets any cheaper we might pay for the fucking wall!!!!! 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛O God I fkn loved it 😛😛😛😛😛

  • Øyvind Ødegård
    Øyvind Ødegård 26 дней назад

    I wonder where you guys are gonna flee when yelowstone blows?
    The wall will be fortified by mexicans and Canada will laugh theyr arse of.
    You should get a brandingsystem in US, like in Inglourious basterds, so we europeans know who is republican or not.
    National emergency my arse!!

  • MrFirehouse22
    MrFirehouse22 27 дней назад
    Liberals are blind. There has been a humanitarian crisis on the border since 2006 when cartels took over the Mexican side of the border. 200,000 have been killed including tens of thousands of innocent people. I wish Trump would talk about what they are going through because of addicted American idiots and invade northern Mexico so that lives could be saved, but I guess I'll have to settle for a wall which will at least stop them from having free reign and reduce their incentive to kill innocents there.
    He also said there was no such thing as voter fraud. Since Texas and Pennsylvania have PROVEN 98,000 and 11,000 illegal immigrants voted in those states in 2018 respectively just using the data taken from the IDs provided by illegals themselves. And these were the states that actually took the time to check.

  • Kevin Ferguson
    Kevin Ferguson 27 дней назад

    This guy is a douche bag

  • Who is this?
    Who is this? 27 дней назад +2

    Can someone explain the Melania Joke at 3:35. I didn't get it.

    • Who is this?
      Who is this? 26 дней назад +1

      +Marne O Thank u for telling. Btw I really Respect and Admire your Politeness.

    • Marne O
      Marne O 26 дней назад +1

      Sweetheart, love your innocence. It's a reference to Stormy Daniel describing the very short amount of time Trump required for sex, and how unsatisfying it was for a female. "Just getting started and already moved on to finishing". Most of Bill's jokes have sexual innuendo.

  • Ian B.
    Ian B. 27 дней назад

    Trump supporters would let Donald Trump take a shit in their mouth just as long as black people had to watch...

  • Anthony Blomfield
    Anthony Blomfield 27 дней назад

    PLEASE STOP THE CANNED Laughter I am not a stupid... leave the normal laughter FFS Its so obvious you enhance the laughs... please..

  • bunny fish
    bunny fish 27 дней назад


  • Daniel Funes
    Daniel Funes 27 дней назад

    1:51 Awesome set up...

  • njt002
    njt002 27 дней назад

    Democrats screwed America last time. Vote Bernie 2020!

  • Conner Fields
    Conner Fields 27 дней назад

  • Luis f López r
    Luis f López r 27 дней назад

    The narcisist wants a Wall for people in the future to say its is his Wall, just like people keep talking today about the Wall of china and jerusalem. it is his monument, his legacy for the future...

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +1

    Someone else said this but it bears repeating..... The real national emergency declared a fake national emergency

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +1

    Trump is a traitor !

    • Rex Nemovi
      Rex Nemovi 23 дня назад

      Obama was a traitor !
      Of course, unlike allegations against Trump thus far completely unsupported with any evidence whatsoever, Obama's attempt to secretly communicate with Putin behind American people's back was caught on tape and shown for anybody not afflicted with willful partisan blindness to see.

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +7

    Time to put COUNTRY over PARTY again in america!!!

    • Rex Nemovi
      Rex Nemovi 23 дня назад +1

      It would be great but I don't see the Dems willing to do that any time soon.

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +2

    Fake emergency from a fake president

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +2

    Our national emergency is named Donald John Trump!!

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +1

    There are so many spineless complicit enablers of this "president "... it is pathetic

    • Marne O
      Marne O 26 дней назад

      The spineless complicit enablers were the people who didn't bother to vote

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +8

    The similarities between Trump and Hitler are truly terrifying..... never thought I would see 1930's Germany in 2010's USA

    • Crawpunk
      Crawpunk 4 дня назад

      Cool! Two comparisons to Hitler inside of one page of comments! The intellect here is stunning!

    • Jan Settler
      Jan Settler 25 дней назад

      You retarded americans are no better than your Trump-supporting fellow countrymen. Trump is an idiot and possibly the most entertaining scammer in history, but to compare him to Hitler because they both use nationalist speeches to get to people is insulting. It shows that, just like Trump-tards, you live in a bubble.

    • 0Turbox
      0Turbox 26 дней назад +1

      I say that since day one, and your country wasn't even in that desperate situation with something like the treaty of Versailles. "I make our country great again" is exactly the same rhetoric Hitler used back in the days. He also did build a West-"Wall".

  • Allison
    Allison 27 дней назад +1

    It is Trump's goal to suspend the Constitution .
    1) Declare national emergency/fake war
    2) Suspend the Constitution
    3) Stop all elections
    4) Become Dictator
    5) For life

    • Rex Nemovi
      Rex Nemovi 23 дня назад

      Don't forget, once the Constitution is suspended, he'll start rounding up political enemies and sending them to concentration camps.
      If I were you, I wouldn't wait a second. Run, run, run for your life!
      But then again, you might want to talk to a mental health professional first. I am not sure if delusional paranoia is curable, but why not give it a try?

  • Dupertron
    Dupertron 27 дней назад

    Not his best preamble. He's better when he's abusing kids

  • maxx mabemwe
    maxx mabemwe 27 дней назад

    Mich McConnell has his nose so far up Drumpf's ass that if the orange moron farts it will blow old Mich's brains out.