Paul Manafort Auditions For A Pardon

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
  • The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, are all things Paul Manafort did not provide to Robert Mueller.
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  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
    Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan 12 дней назад

    Please, please, If trump needs to be elected again to get more stephen colbert making fun of him I would vote for him. 🤣

  • Paul J. Burns
    Paul J. Burns 19 дней назад

    Oh, what a tangled web...

  • Vanity Activist/Singer/Dancer/Author
    Vanity Activist/Singer/Dancer/Author Месяц назад

    571 people are embarrassed that they voted for the Chump. HAHAHAHAHA 😂

  • W P
    W P Месяц назад +1

    brb, refilling my popcorn bucket, please continue the stupid Whitehouse

  • Nonplayer Character
    Nonplayer Character Месяц назад

    Orange man bad

  • jerk fudgewater
    jerk fudgewater Месяц назад +1

    I plan two dumps, one before my morning shower & one after i hear tomorrow’s News 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣

  • Noluthando Gosa
    Noluthando Gosa Месяц назад +1

    How can one person be this gifted? Stephen can sing too? Love you Colbert

  • sean mccarthy
    sean mccarthy Месяц назад

    'Open casket American'

  • FlyOnTheWall
    FlyOnTheWall Месяц назад +1

    Is it just my poor eyes getting old, or, does all people involved in Trumps life look...weird?

  • Buford
    Buford Месяц назад

    Jerome Corsi is Alex Jones' real father.

  • A M
    A M Месяц назад

    Leave trump alone, let him live his life

  • A M
    A M Месяц назад

    Are you in love with Trump ?

  • TheTroutkitty
    TheTroutkitty Месяц назад

    So Wikileaks released their first batch of emails on July 22 and Roger Stone is claiming that because they didn't release their first batch in August (It was what, nine days early?) that he didn't collude?

  • Code X
    Code X Месяц назад

    You guys have Trump derangement.

  • Healing Dog
    Healing Dog Месяц назад

    Don T...
    What a trailer trash thug he is.
    Don Corleone at least had a class.

  • bluekeeper12
    bluekeeper12 Месяц назад

    Why is that "imitation" of Manafort so hilarious?? XDXD

  • xbe1971
    xbe1971 Месяц назад

    Is this the John Batiste show?
    Could somebody shut him up? He used to comment once in a while. Now it's like listening to an echo.

  • Terence Fonteh
    Terence Fonteh Месяц назад

    "Trump lawyer and man demonstrating the right way to eat a baby, Rudy Guiliani" hahahahaha

  • Evelyn Holmes
    Evelyn Holmes Месяц назад

    I Don't Like When I Hear "Trump" Talk About "Large" "Numbers". It Leads Me To "Think" He Is Cutting Billions From Every Program. "Frist" "Year" In Office." So All The Billions Trump Is Cutting From "HEALTH CARE" IS GOING TO PUTIN 50 MILLION COND!!!!
    AND TRUMPS POCKETS.

  • artabanus
    artabanus Месяц назад

    All the snowflakes including colbert still hoping that this great president will be kicked out of office smh all u guys still aint tired of losing.

  • Eric Claeyborn
    Eric Claeyborn Месяц назад

    President Trump will pardon everyone, because they were prosecuted for everything but collusion and Russia meddling. Mueller ran off the rails a long time ago.

  • Walter Ontiveros
    Walter Ontiveros Месяц назад

    The corruption in that Whitehouse is undeniable. Right in our face. Lock trump up

  • kikiwest2001
    kikiwest2001 Месяц назад +1

    This administration is going to make a good 2 hour 5 part series.

  • Vella Minter
    Vella Minter Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😊😊

  • Jenny Thatcher
    Jenny Thatcher Месяц назад

    Oh yeah you know what I want to hear. 2404184224

  • Jaguar Rose
    Jaguar Rose Месяц назад

    Open-Casket American! I'm done!!! 😂😂

  • Genius Canyon
    Genius Canyon Месяц назад

    "I am so ready for Khashoggi Manfort!" Putin says...

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson Месяц назад

    40 years in prison
    is all they're asking for
    40 years in prison, for rich Paul Manfort
    40 years in prison
    it ought to go by fast
    unless some bad men rapes him up the {THAT'S NOT FUNNY}.
    Snitches end up with Riches!

  • Delia D.
    Delia D. Месяц назад

    Thank god for Stephen Colbert in these crazy times! Always makes me laugh 'til my stomach hurts. 😂😅😆🙌🏻

  • Tina Coruth
    Tina Coruth Месяц назад

    Colbert is the medicine that keeps me going when I feel trump news fatigue setting in. From paying attention to the news, I know he is correct when he ties it all together, yet the fatigue gets pushed aside with his antidote - served with huge doses of side splitting laughter! Thank you, Stephen, Jon, and the band. Powerful medicine for the trump weary!👍😊🤣

  • House Majority
    House Majority Месяц назад

    Will he last two years in prison? Cause it will not happen before then?

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller Месяц назад

    So this all means the guy behind Wikileaks actively and illegally helped trump get elected? Don’t care how long he has been stuck in Ecuador (their embassy in Britain), lost all sympathy for that guy. He might as well leave the house

  • Jama Thaughn
    Jama Thaughn Месяц назад

    "Word is friend in embassy plans 2 more dumps. One shortly after I'm back. 2nd in October. Impact planned to be very damaging." Obvious explanation - this is simply a colon cleanse program. The extra fiber can indeed cause impact to be very damaging.

  • Tracy P
    Tracy P Месяц назад

    for a president who screams lock her up over clinton's emails, he sure has a lot of people around him using their emails....

  • Noeline Rapley
    Noeline Rapley Месяц назад

    If Manafort is pardoned, can he be charged for other crimes? I hope so.

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens Месяц назад

    Why do _all_ of them look exactly like stereotypical villains? We really are trapped in an alternate reality, aren't we?

    • Angry Kittens
      Angry Kittens Месяц назад

      +Bugler55 Nah. I'm thinking it's the Sith/Jedi effect.

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 Месяц назад

      Self-selection towards views sympathetic to their appearance/lifestyle. Same reason why Colbert and other hosts all tend to look like stereotypical

  • zomaarwat9
    zomaarwat9 Месяц назад

    "Shoot the Piano Player" still from this time?

  • Tom Ripsin
    Tom Ripsin Месяц назад

    "Defrocked Umpa Lumpa" is a winner.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly Месяц назад

    Stephen's English accent has an Australian accent. Funky.

  • kromus1
    kromus1 Месяц назад

    The layers of bullshit and lies are growing so complex and frankly hard to believe that it's making my head spin. Not in a cute owl kind of way, more like a Linda Blair pea-soup explosion kind of way. If this were a pitch for a fictional political thriller it'd be laughed out of the publisher's office for being too far-fetched

  • Sam Downer
    Sam Downer Месяц назад

    LOL The Trump tan is deraield and headed down a steep embankment...what a pack of criminal asswipes.

  • Marcellino Sananto
    Marcellino Sananto Месяц назад +1

    The time for impeachment was yesterday. . . Any Democrat or Republican that does not support impeachment needs to be voted out!

  • Ron Brittany
    Ron Brittany Месяц назад

    Lol, lock them all up together so they can play cards the rest of there lives with the trump clan.

  • Cath' J J
    Cath' J J Месяц назад

    The Guardian story is pretty much debunked. Writers are mythomaniacs.

  • Jacob Cody
    Jacob Cody Месяц назад

    Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, look at Meuller go! Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, over the fields of
    *Guilty pleas!*

  • Julia Burgess
    Julia Burgess Месяц назад

    comment

  • Paul Mutzel
    Paul Mutzel Месяц назад

    don't forget: This is all fake! ;)

  • Funny comment
    Funny comment Месяц назад

    "Friends -of-me get clemency." Rhymes better.

  • Simon Morley
    Simon Morley Месяц назад

    For any Americans out there, the guardian is a very well respected newspaper, slight left wing bias, but very stringent with sources.
    They will not have run the article without a way of confirming it. They employ fact-checkers and are one of the few papers in the UK not to make rash claims.

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 Месяц назад

      Somehow I suspect you don't have many conservative leanings....

  • 61lastchild
    61lastchild Месяц назад

    No body wants Trump gone as much as me...but dont get too aroused by whats coming from Mueller...

  • Lea Nights
    Lea Nights Месяц назад

    Your Aussie accent is terrible, but as an Aussie I FUCKING LOVE IT MATE! Keep it up

  • gmkbelanger
    gmkbelanger Месяц назад

    6:01. Jerome Corsi = Peter Pettigrew??

  • lynks8
    lynks8 Месяц назад

    Holy shit! "Open Casket-American"??? L.O.L. I'm fuckin' dying over here...that's _insanely_ funny.

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg Месяц назад

    Manafort would make a good Gollum.

  • e Vigan
    e Vigan Месяц назад

    3 cannibalism jokes in a row? can we please have some more tasteful social commentary?

  • lulu haki
    lulu haki Месяц назад

    Hahahaha

  • Ida Smart
    Ida Smart Месяц назад

    who would put thumbs down when the evidence is clearly in your face ? What a bunch of docile people. Lol

  • Christopher Lee
    Christopher Lee Месяц назад

    Clemency and Clementina at 3:40 - clever

  • Eku Williams
    Eku Williams Месяц назад

    Did Stephen rhyme "Friend O Me" with "Clemency?" give that Man a rap deal!

  • omgsolikevalleygirl
    omgsolikevalleygirl Месяц назад +1

    don't let anyone dictate language like "liberal lies" to you - we have lost if we buy into Trumptard propaanda language. Of course global neoliberalism needs to be criticized, but intelligently and not as a strategy to split the population.

  • Mariliajenkins Jenkins
    Mariliajenkins Jenkins Месяц назад

    You. Tube. Show. On

  • Jame Martin
    Jame Martin Месяц назад

    Wish he was the special prosecutor #laymentermproficent

  • Mr. fearless
    Mr. fearless Месяц назад +2

    Idiots...all of TRUMPS squad. Amateur clowns.

  • Aggressive Attitude Era
    Aggressive Attitude Era Месяц назад +1

    I think I've found something more annoying than Jon Baptiste:

    People complaining about Jon Baptiste.

    • Andy Clarke
      Andy Clarke Месяц назад

      At last. I was sure there must be something more annoying.

  • osriodore
    osriodore Месяц назад +1

    This video is just a who's-who of the swamp creatures destroying the American republic

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 Месяц назад

      I disagree, Colbert is occasionally funny and builds up our culture.

  • jim
    jim Месяц назад +2

    LMAO~!!! "... the right way to eat a baby..."

  • binarystar300
    binarystar300 Месяц назад

    that black dude constantly interrupting is pretty annoying

  • quant turtle
    quant turtle Месяц назад

    Have a mueller 🎄

  • G Macka
    G Macka Месяц назад

    That second email "word is friend in embassy plans 2 more dumps. One shortly after I'm back. 2nd in Oct. Impact planned to be very damaging..."
    Was probably just explaining how Assange was planning on taking a giant shit from the top of the embassy. "Impact planned to be very damaging". That just means that the roof of the embassy is REALLY high up. I sure wouldn't like to be hit with that from that height!

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Месяц назад +1

    Oh what does it matter? No matter what undeniable proof Muller finds, Hannity and the rest of Trump's lackeys will *still* convince half the country that it's all just an illegitimate conspiracy against Trump.

  • David Soliz
    David Soliz Месяц назад

    is trumpy dumpy grumpy a squatter

  • joebstarsurfer
    joebstarsurfer Месяц назад

    Spasiba Putin

  • vargo hoat
    vargo hoat Месяц назад +2

    jingle bells trump smells mcconnel laid an egg
    the economymobile lost a wheel and the gm execs got away
    hey

  • Albert Ong
    Albert Ong Месяц назад +1

    3:02 Is it just me, or is the colour of Rudy's teeth different between his top and bottom row? :\

  • Ali Alghail
    Ali Alghail Месяц назад

    Hey there, I remember during the 2016 election campaign, I always warned Americans that Wikileaks has been doing a dirty job. I made multiple comments on RT and CNN expecting new Hillary mails revealed. It was completely strange how I stated that Assange has been working for Trump's campaign before Mueller's discoverd that. Please google my name to find those early comments during the times Assange leaked the emails.

  • thegigisupsee
    thegigisupsee Месяц назад

    Does the US execute traitors? Asking for a friend

  • Smoker X
    Smoker X Месяц назад

    all this talk about hacking and emails and not one single mention that the damaging info that russia stole and released through wikkileaks were emails that showed the DNC working against candidates in the 2016 primary in order to make sure that clinton won the nomination. why is it none of you ever mention that? you clearly have a larger and skilled research team and a full grasp of the situation. why leave out that bit?

    • Rukanth
      Rukanth Месяц назад +1

      Hillary is a beaten dead horse at this point.everyone already knows, the next generation will be much better and powerful to charge and revitalize American politics. No more grease bacon monkeys, real change is coming!

  • pillatina1
    pillatina1 Месяц назад

    We need someone like you here in Mexico, we got a lot of material and more that's coming.

  • Bill Freese
    Bill Freese Месяц назад

    Oh, my darlin' Clemencytine.

  • Johnny Shabazz
    Johnny Shabazz Месяц назад +1

    America, NOTHING will happen to Trump. Just like nothing happened to Nixon or Clinton or any other US President. Just as Trump himself did nothing to Hillary despite all his promised threat. People that think anything will come of Mueller's probe that will directly affect DJT are deluded.

  • Ciro Amaya
    Ciro Amaya Месяц назад +1

    I really do wonder what Colbert is going to do for material after the goldmine runs dry but knowing the Colbert Report I'm not too worried.

  • Backpacker One64
    Backpacker One64 Месяц назад +1

    So the true "FAKE NEWS" was the Wikileaks dump of Hillary Clinton.

  • Sandy Koles
    Sandy Koles Месяц назад

    I love how much he dislikes trump good shit love u Colbert

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F Месяц назад +1

    "It's beginning to look a lot like prison."

    • Rukanth
      Rukanth Месяц назад +1

      "Jumpsuits on all the wallssss."

  • Batmanacci
    Batmanacci Месяц назад

    Maybe the worst "band leader" in television history?

  • Batmanacci
    Batmanacci Месяц назад

    Trump 2020 in a landslide victory

    • Aggressive Attitude Era
      Aggressive Attitude Era Месяц назад +1

      +Batmanacci
      Dude just vouched for PENCE and you called him a "liberal".
      You people just don't GET it, DO you?! It's NOT just the "leftists" and "liberals" that's HAD it with Trump!

    • Batmanacci
      Batmanacci Месяц назад

      +Rukanth well you liberals do love losing money.

    • Rukanth
      Rukanth Месяц назад +1

      People are already betting to see whether or not Trump finishes his term ;-) 😆😆😆

    • Batmanacci
      Batmanacci Месяц назад

      +Rukanth it's going to be a long 6 years for you 😂

    • Rukanth
      Rukanth Месяц назад +1

      +Batmanacci I know right??? Getting rid of trump would be Great for America and Jobs, no more trade wars, no more tear gassing children, no more bogging down the congress with collusion debates, just pure progress with a chance for a Not trump to take over! A win win for both Republicans and Democrats alike as we would no longer have to worry about Trump weighing our beautiful party behind and the special ed class as Vice President Pence would take over!

  • orphan200
    orphan200 Месяц назад

    This is funny. I heard that manafort is in protective custody in jail. So if he gets a pardon who is going to protect him?

  • James Harris
    James Harris Месяц назад +2

    "Proper way to eat a baby" "Open-casket American" who comes up with these? :-)

  • D Caz
    D Caz Месяц назад +1

    Cue the applaud signs and laugh tracks.

  • D Caz
    D Caz Месяц назад

    Colbert sux.

  • Lawrence Smith
    Lawrence Smith Месяц назад +1

    So many mislead by a directed narrative that is not intended for your welfare and if you think it is, i feel sorry for not just you, but us.
    The state ruThe media has you on a string and you applaud it...

  • Noslen Nel
    Noslen Nel Месяц назад

    Funny But so true

  • Chris Zealotes
    Chris Zealotes Месяц назад

    Macbeth...Julius Caesar...Hamlet....that’s why we still watch em.

  • justin
    justin Месяц назад

    Poor covert , he will be disappointed when trump get reelected in 2020

  • Ian Scott
    Ian Scott Месяц назад +1

    If there was nothing going on between the Ruskies, wikileaks, and TEAM TRUMP, why would Don the Con say: "Russia, if you're listening, find the 30,000 emails!"... Trumps own statement says it all!!!

  • John Richardson
    John Richardson Месяц назад

    I Hope Mueller has the p|ss tape

  • Dart Creek Farm, LLC
    Dart Creek Farm, LLC Месяц назад

    I’m crying!!!!

  • Sheron Franklyn
    Sheron Franklyn Месяц назад

    A friend o me get Clemency 😂

  • Just a Happy Canadian-American Boy
    Just a Happy Canadian-American Boy Месяц назад +2

    Mueller Claus is comming kids 😁

  • Luke Pivato
    Luke Pivato Месяц назад

    ORANGE MAN BAD