Paul Manafort Auditions For A Pardon

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  • Published on Nov 29, 2018
  • The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, are all things Paul Manafort did not provide to Robert Mueller.
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  • Arun Kumar
    Arun Kumar 2 days ago

    Only if you changed it to newest, you see this....

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan

    Please, please, If trump needs to be elected again to get more stephen colbert making fun of him I would vote for him. 🤣

  • Paul J. Burns
    Paul J. Burns 4 months ago

    Oh, what a tangled web...

  • Vanity Activist/Singer/Dancer/Author

    571 people are embarrassed that they voted for the Chump. HAHAHAHAHA 😂

  • W P
    W P 5 months ago +1

    brb, refilling my popcorn bucket, please continue the stupid Whitehouse

  • Nonplayer Character
    Nonplayer Character 5 months ago

    Orange man bad

  • jerk fudgewater
    jerk fudgewater 5 months ago +1

    I plan two dumps, one before my morning shower & one after i hear tomorrow’s News 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣

  • Noluthando Gosa
    Noluthando Gosa 5 months ago +1

    How can one person be this gifted? Stephen can sing too? Love you Colbert

  • sean mccarthy
    sean mccarthy 5 months ago

    'Open casket American'

  • FlyOnTheWall
    FlyOnTheWall 5 months ago +1

    Is it just my poor eyes getting old, or, does all people involved in Trumps life look...weird?

  • Buford
    Buford 5 months ago

    Jerome Corsi is Alex Jones' real father.

  • A M
    A M 5 months ago

    Leave trump alone, let him live his life

  • A M
    A M 5 months ago

    Are you in love with Trump ?

  • TheTroutkitty
    TheTroutkitty 5 months ago

    So Wikileaks released their first batch of emails on July 22 and Roger Stone is claiming that because they didn't release their first batch in August (It was what, nine days early?) that he didn't collude?

  • Healing Dog
    Healing Dog 5 months ago

    Don T...
    What a trailer trash thug he is.
    Don Corleone at least had a class.

  • bluekeeper12
    bluekeeper12 5 months ago

    Why is that "imitation" of Manafort so hilarious?? XDXD

  • xbe1971
    xbe1971 5 months ago

    Is this the John Batiste show?
    Could somebody shut him up? He used to comment once in a while. Now it's like listening to an echo.

  • Terence Fonteh
    Terence Fonteh 5 months ago

    "Trump lawyer and man demonstrating the right way to eat a baby, Rudy Guiliani" hahahahaha

  • Evelyn Holmes
    Evelyn Holmes 5 months ago

    I Don't Like When I Hear "Trump" Talk About "Large" "Numbers". It Leads Me To "Think" He Is Cutting Billions From Every Program. "Frist" "Year" In Office." So All The Billions Trump Is Cutting From "HEALTH CARE" IS GOING TO PUTIN 50 MILLION COND!!!!
    AND TRUMPS POCKETS.

  • artabanus
    artabanus 5 months ago

    All the snowflakes including colbert still hoping that this great president will be kicked out of office smh all u guys still aint tired of losing.

  • Eric Claeyborn
    Eric Claeyborn 5 months ago

    President Trump will pardon everyone, because they were prosecuted for everything but collusion and Russia meddling. Mueller ran off the rails a long time ago.

  • Walter Ontiveros
    Walter Ontiveros 5 months ago

    The corruption in that Whitehouse is undeniable. Right in our face. Lock trump up

  • kikiwest2001
    kikiwest2001 5 months ago +1

    This administration is going to make a good 2 hour 5 part series.

  • Vella Minter
    Vella Minter 5 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😊😊

  • Jenny Thatcher
    Jenny Thatcher 5 months ago

    Oh yeah you know what I want to hear. 2404184224

  • Jaguar Rose
    Jaguar Rose 5 months ago

    Open-Casket American! I'm done!!! 😂😂

  • Genius Canyon
    Genius Canyon 5 months ago

    "I am so ready for Khashoggi Manfort!" Putin says...

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson 5 months ago

    40 years in prison
    is all they're asking for
    40 years in prison, for rich Paul Manfort
    40 years in prison
    it ought to go by fast
    unless some bad men rapes him up the {THAT'S NOT FUNNY}.
    Snitches end up with Riches!

  • Delia D.
    Delia D. 5 months ago

    Thank god for Stephen Colbert in these crazy times! Always makes me laugh 'til my stomach hurts. 😂😅😆🙌🏻

  • Tina Coruth
    Tina Coruth 5 months ago

    Colbert is the medicine that keeps me going when I feel trump news fatigue setting in. From paying attention to the news, I know he is correct when he ties it all together, yet the fatigue gets pushed aside with his antidote - served with huge doses of side splitting laughter! Thank you, Stephen, Jon, and the band. Powerful medicine for the trump weary!👍😊🤣

  • House Majority
    House Majority 5 months ago

    Will he last two years in prison? Cause it will not happen before then?

  • Tristan Möller
    Tristan Möller 5 months ago

    So this all means the guy behind Wikileaks actively and illegally helped trump get elected? Don’t care how long he has been stuck in Ecuador (their embassy in Britain), lost all sympathy for that guy. He might as well leave the house

  • Jama Thaughn
    Jama Thaughn 5 months ago

    "Word is friend in embassy plans 2 more dumps. One shortly after I'm back. 2nd in October. Impact planned to be very damaging." Obvious explanation - this is simply a colon cleanse program. The extra fiber can indeed cause impact to be very damaging.

  • Tracy P
    Tracy P 5 months ago

    for a president who screams lock her up over clinton's emails, he sure has a lot of people around him using their emails....

  • Noeline Rapley
    Noeline Rapley 5 months ago

    If Manafort is pardoned, can he be charged for other crimes? I hope so.

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens 5 months ago

    Why do _all_ of them look exactly like stereotypical villains? We really are trapped in an alternate reality, aren't we?

    • Angry Kittens
      Angry Kittens 5 months ago

      +Bugler55 Nah. I'm thinking it's the Sith/Jedi effect.

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 5 months ago

      Self-selection towards views sympathetic to their appearance/lifestyle. Same reason why Colbert and other hosts all tend to look like stereotypical

  • zomaarwat9
    zomaarwat9 5 months ago

    "Shoot the Piano Player" still from this time?

  • Tom Ripsin
    Tom Ripsin 5 months ago

    "Defrocked Umpa Lumpa" is a winner.

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly 5 months ago

    Stephen's English accent has an Australian accent. Funky.

  • kromus1
    kromus1 5 months ago

    The layers of bullshit and lies are growing so complex and frankly hard to believe that it's making my head spin. Not in a cute owl kind of way, more like a Linda Blair pea-soup explosion kind of way. If this were a pitch for a fictional political thriller it'd be laughed out of the publisher's office for being too far-fetched

  • Sam Downer
    Sam Downer 5 months ago

    LOL The Trump tan is deraield and headed down a steep embankment...what a pack of criminal asswipes.

  • Marcellino Sananto
    Marcellino Sananto 5 months ago +1

    The time for impeachment was yesterday. . . Any Democrat or Republican that does not support impeachment needs to be voted out!

  • Ron Brittany
    Ron Brittany 5 months ago

    Lol, lock them all up together so they can play cards the rest of there lives with the trump clan.

  • Cath' J J
    Cath' J J 5 months ago

    The Guardian story is pretty much debunked. Writers are mythomaniacs.

  • Jacob Cody
    Jacob Cody 5 months ago

    Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, look at Meuller go! Thumpity thump thump, thumpity thump thump, over the fields of
    *Guilty pleas!*

  • Julia Burgess
    Julia Burgess 5 months ago

    comment

  • Paul Mutzel
    Paul Mutzel 5 months ago

    don't forget: This is all fake! ;)

  • Funny comment
    Funny comment 5 months ago

    "Friends -of-me get clemency." Rhymes better.

  • Simon Morley
    Simon Morley 5 months ago

    For any Americans out there, the guardian is a very well respected newspaper, slight left wing bias, but very stringent with sources.
    They will not have run the article without a way of confirming it. They employ fact-checkers and are one of the few papers in the UK not to make rash claims.

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 5 months ago

      Somehow I suspect you don't have many conservative leanings....

  • 61lastchild
    61lastchild 5 months ago

    No body wants Trump gone as much as me...but dont get too aroused by whats coming from Mueller...

  • Lea Nights
    Lea Nights 5 months ago

    Your Aussie accent is terrible, but as an Aussie I FUCKING LOVE IT MATE! Keep it up

  • gmkbelanger
    gmkbelanger 5 months ago

    6:01. Jerome Corsi = Peter Pettigrew??

  • lynks8
    lynks8 5 months ago

    Holy shit! "Open Casket-American"??? L.O.L. I'm fuckin' dying over here...that's _insanely_ funny.

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg 5 months ago

    Manafort would make a good Gollum.

  • e Vigan
    e Vigan 5 months ago

    3 cannibalism jokes in a row? can we please have some more tasteful social commentary?

  • lulu haki
    lulu haki 5 months ago

    Hahahaha

  • Black Butterfly
    Black Butterfly 5 months ago

    who would put thumbs down when the evidence is clearly in your face ? What a bunch of docile people. Lol

  • Christopher Lee
    Christopher Lee 5 months ago

    Clemency and Clementina at 3:40 - clever

  • Eku Williams
    Eku Williams 5 months ago

    Did Stephen rhyme "Friend O Me" with "Clemency?" give that Man a rap deal!

  • omgsolikevalleygirl
    omgsolikevalleygirl 5 months ago +1

    don't let anyone dictate language like "liberal lies" to you - we have lost if we buy into Trumptard propaanda language. Of course global neoliberalism needs to be criticized, but intelligently and not as a strategy to split the population.

  • Mariliajenkins Jenkins
    Mariliajenkins Jenkins 5 months ago

    You. Tube. Show. On

  • Jame Martin
    Jame Martin 5 months ago

    Wish he was the special prosecutor #laymentermproficent

  • Mr. fearless
    Mr. fearless 5 months ago +2

    Idiots...all of TRUMPS squad. Amateur clowns.

  • Aggressive Attitude Era
    Aggressive Attitude Era 5 months ago +1

    I think I've found something more annoying than Jon Baptiste:

    People complaining about Jon Baptiste.

    • Andy Clarke
      Andy Clarke 5 months ago

      At last. I was sure there must be something more annoying.

  • osriodore
    osriodore 5 months ago +1

    This video is just a who's-who of the swamp creatures destroying the American republic

    • Bugler55
      Bugler55 5 months ago

      I disagree, Colbert is occasionally funny and builds up our culture.

  • jim
    jim 5 months ago +2

    LMAO~!!! "... the right way to eat a baby..."

  • binarystar300
    binarystar300 5 months ago

    that black dude constantly interrupting is pretty annoying

  • quant turtle
    quant turtle 5 months ago

    Have a mueller 🎄

  • G Macka
    G Macka 5 months ago

    That second email "word is friend in embassy plans 2 more dumps. One shortly after I'm back. 2nd in Oct. Impact planned to be very damaging..."
    Was probably just explaining how Assange was planning on taking a giant shit from the top of the embassy. "Impact planned to be very damaging". That just means that the roof of the embassy is REALLY high up. I sure wouldn't like to be hit with that from that height!

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 5 months ago +1

    Oh what does it matter? No matter what undeniable proof Muller finds, Hannity and the rest of Trump's lackeys will *still* convince half the country that it's all just an illegitimate conspiracy against Trump.

  • David Soliz
    David Soliz 5 months ago

    is trumpy dumpy grumpy a squatter

  • joebstarsurfer
    joebstarsurfer 5 months ago

    Spasiba Putin

  • vargo hoat
    vargo hoat 5 months ago +2

    jingle bells trump smells mcconnel laid an egg
    the economymobile lost a wheel and the gm execs got away
    hey

  • Albert Ong
    Albert Ong 5 months ago +1

    3:02 Is it just me, or is the colour of Rudy's teeth different between his top and bottom row? :\

  • Ali Alghail
    Ali Alghail 5 months ago

    Hey there, I remember during the 2016 election campaign, I always warned Americans that Wikileaks has been doing a dirty job. I made multiple comments on RT and CNN expecting new Hillary mails revealed. It was completely strange how I stated that Assange has been working for Trump's campaign before Mueller's discoverd that. Please google my name to find those early comments during the times Assange leaked the emails.

  • thegigisupsee
    thegigisupsee 5 months ago

    Does the US execute traitors? Asking for a friend

  • Smoker X
    Smoker X 5 months ago

    all this talk about hacking and emails and not one single mention that the damaging info that russia stole and released through wikkileaks were emails that showed the DNC working against candidates in the 2016 primary in order to make sure that clinton won the nomination. why is it none of you ever mention that? you clearly have a larger and skilled research team and a full grasp of the situation. why leave out that bit?

  • pillatina1
    pillatina1 5 months ago

    We need someone like you here in Mexico, we got a lot of material and more that's coming.

  • Bill Freese
    Bill Freese 5 months ago

    Oh, my darlin' Clemencytine.

  • Johnny Shabazz
    Johnny Shabazz 5 months ago +1

    America, NOTHING will happen to Trump. Just like nothing happened to Nixon or Clinton or any other US President. Just as Trump himself did nothing to Hillary despite all his promised threat. People that think anything will come of Mueller's probe that will directly affect DJT are deluded.

  • Ciro Amaya
    Ciro Amaya 5 months ago +1

    I really do wonder what Colbert is going to do for material after the goldmine runs dry but knowing the Colbert Report I'm not too worried.

  • Backpacker One64
    Backpacker One64 5 months ago +1

    So the true "FAKE NEWS" was the Wikileaks dump of Hillary Clinton.

  • Sandy Koles
    Sandy Koles 5 months ago

    I love how much he dislikes trump good shit love u Colbert

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F 5 months ago +1

    "It's beginning to look a lot like prison."

    • Alakash
      Alakash 5 months ago +1

      "Jumpsuits on all the wallssss."

  • Joseph
    Joseph 5 months ago

    Maybe the worst "band leader" in television history?

  • Joseph
    Joseph 5 months ago

    Trump 2020 in a landslide victory

    • Aggressive Attitude Era
      Aggressive Attitude Era 5 months ago +1

      +Batmanacci
      Dude just vouched for PENCE and you called him a "liberal".
      You people just don't GET it, DO you?! It's NOT just the "leftists" and "liberals" that's HAD it with Trump!

    • Joseph
      Joseph 5 months ago

      +Alakash well you liberals do love losing money.

    • Alakash
      Alakash 5 months ago +1

      People are already betting to see whether or not Trump finishes his term ;-) 😆😆😆

    • Joseph
      Joseph 5 months ago

      +Alakash it's going to be a long 6 years for you 😂

    • Alakash
      Alakash 5 months ago +1

      +Joseph I know right??? Getting rid of trump would be Great for America and Jobs, no more trade wars, no more tear gassing children, no more bogging down the congress with collusion debates, just pure progress with a chance for a Not trump to take over! A win win for both Republicans and Democrats alike as we would no longer have to worry about Trump weighing our beautiful party behind and the special ed class as Vice President Pence would take over!

  • orphan200
    orphan200 5 months ago

    This is funny. I heard that manafort is in protective custody in jail. So if he gets a pardon who is going to protect him?

  • James Harris
    James Harris 5 months ago +2

    "Proper way to eat a baby" "Open-casket American" who comes up with these? :-)

  • D Caz
    D Caz 5 months ago +1

    Cue the applaud signs and laugh tracks.

  • D Caz
    D Caz 5 months ago

    Colbert sux.

  • Lawrence Smith
    Lawrence Smith 5 months ago +1

    So many mislead by a directed narrative that is not intended for your welfare and if you think it is, i feel sorry for not just you, but us.
    The state ruThe media has you on a string and you applaud it...

  • Noslen Nel
    Noslen Nel 5 months ago

    Funny But so true

  • Chris Zealotes
    Chris Zealotes 5 months ago

    Macbeth...Julius Caesar...Hamlet....that’s why we still watch em.

  • justin
    justin 5 months ago

    Poor covert , he will be disappointed when trump get reelected in 2020

  • Ian Scott
    Ian Scott 5 months ago +1

    If there was nothing going on between the Ruskies, wikileaks, and TEAM TRUMP, why would Don the Con say: "Russia, if you're listening, find the 30,000 emails!"... Trumps own statement says it all!!!

  • John Richardson
    John Richardson 5 months ago

    I Hope Mueller has the p|ss tape

  • Dart Creek Farm, LLC
    Dart Creek Farm, LLC 5 months ago

    I’m crying!!!!

  • Sheron Franklyn
    Sheron Franklyn 5 months ago

    A friend o me get Clemency 😂

  • Just a Happy Canadian-American Boy

    Mueller Claus is comming kids 😁

  • Big Mike
    Big Mike 5 months ago

    ORANGE MAN BAD