Star Trek: Space Command

  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2018
  • The USS Enterprise receives a message from an alien curious about this whole Space Command thing.
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Комментарии • 459

  • Norcanex S.G. LLC.
    Norcanex S.G. LLC. 9 дней назад

    Its called "Space farce"!

  • Wajahat Shah
    Wajahat Shah 11 дней назад

    Space command ?

  • Deacon Verter
    Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

    "Ain't a space force kinda dumb?"
    "Not if hostile Martians come."
    "But no life on Mars was found."
    "They are lurking underground."
    "Why the hell would they come here?"
    "To hijack our chips and beer."
    "You are having strange delusions."
    "OK, would you buy Venusians?"

  • Deacon Verter
    Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

    All those E.T. hottie women, when they got with Kirk alone,
    never had to worry he would grab them by their neutral zone!
    They assented to his charms. He would then transport away,
    never having paid a credit, nor required an NDA.

  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump 13 дней назад

    The trouble with Trumples ... watch out for the Cling ons.... when in trouble look for squirrels.

  • The Solar Wolf
    The Solar Wolf 14 дней назад +1

    It's funny until you realize this isn't a skit but an actual real life thing happening. Everything is nothing but one big joke now, and not one that's really that funny.

    • Deacon Verter
      Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

      Solar wolf:
      Be ye not bereft of hope,
      try to shrug it off and smile.
      Here's a way I found to cope:
      contemplating Trump on Trial.

  • Jemppu
    Jemppu 17 дней назад

    Include Trek, get an instant like

  • cro4591
    cro4591 17 дней назад +1

    Now the u.s. can murder people from space.

  • Carolyn Grinberg
    Carolyn Grinberg 18 дней назад +1

    A tribble on his head ROFL.

  • Vanessa Raices
    Vanessa Raices 19 дней назад

    Oh i get it 😂 they is making a space station for #45 so he can go there and be a the leader and his followers.😉🤔

  • asmr is 4nights
    asmr is 4nights 19 дней назад +1

    What's next ? A wall around the solar system

  • elly etc
    elly etc 20 дней назад +1

    “You don’t have any Russians, do you?” and the camera panned to Chekov! 😂😂😂😂

  • Michael Irvine
    Michael Irvine 20 дней назад

    I will never buy Kumho Tires.

  • theGhoulman
    theGhoulman 20 дней назад

    Note, 'Space Command' has existed since the 90s (it's an Air Force division), and was long seen as a betrayal by the USA for militarizing space. Trump's 'Space Force' is... well, no one knows.

  • Cheryl Sibson
    Cheryl Sibson 21 день назад

    Meanwhile, the Canadians lead on an old sitcom show, to go where no man has gone before! God only knows we are only human-beings!видео.html Aimee Nolte sings " God only knows"

  • Michael Newell
    Michael Newell 22 дня назад

    There's a giant Russian blob painted orange in the middle of America.

  • contrafax
    contrafax 22 дня назад


    AWARHERO 22 дня назад

    When a Star Trek Parody is better then the latest STD episode... ;)

  • Armandhammer
    Armandhammer 23 дня назад

    I worked in the Space Command at Peterson AFB 30 years ago, you boob.

  • iMergeAndSee
    iMergeAndSee 24 дня назад +1

    There's already a Space Command, its under the office of the Air Force. Tyson and Stephen spoke about t several episodes ago (see the Rover Episode). Why is this news, are they making the USSC its own thing like when the Air Force became its own thing after being under the office of the Army.

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare 24 дня назад +2

    America has turned into the mine of Jokes

    • Deacon Verter
      Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

      Yeah Aditya. Here's one: What's Trump's favorite dessert? Turnovers! Hyuk.

  • Aditya Waghmare
    Aditya Waghmare 24 дня назад +1

    _oops wrong video_
    *Hello There*

  • nickyc24601
    nickyc24601 24 дня назад +1


  • Henry Gonzalez
    Henry Gonzalez 24 дня назад +1

    Lets face it, Trump and his minions are all Space Cadets. And not in a good way.

    • Henry Gonzalez
      Henry Gonzalez 11 дней назад

      Haha. Good one DV. I’ll give it a try !!

    • Deacon Verter
      Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

      +Henry Gonzalez
      Be ye not bereft of hope.
      Try to shrug it off and smile.
      Here's a way I found to cope:
      contemplating Trump on trial!

    • Henry Gonzalez
      Henry Gonzalez 11 дней назад

      Thank you Deacon. We would all be better off he were in a galaxy far, far away...

    • Deacon Verter
      Deacon Verter 11 дней назад

      Good one Henry.

  • Ignacio Guerrero
    Ignacio Guerrero 24 дня назад


  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno 24 дня назад

    chump is making MEXICO grate again
    Who wants 2 go 2 jail ?= trump's scared he fuckt-up , like a car chase in L.A he ain't stopping.Wants others 2 finish it 4 him but is taking usa with him?
    LOCK IT UP ! ! !?

  • 165Dash
    165Dash 25 дней назад

    Pretty funny bit but the meaning of “space command” versus “space force” makes perfect sense. Just go ahead and read the “Unified Combatant Command” page on Wikipedia which explains how US military assets and chains of command are organized following the Goldwater-Nichols Act of

  • Vance Gilbert
    Vance Gilbert 25 дней назад +1

    And WE think we have leadership tribbles... ...I mean troubles.

  • Mikey McMikeFace
    Mikey McMikeFace 26 дней назад


  • rachadian hadiwibowo
    rachadian hadiwibowo 26 дней назад

    Space command, space force.....whats next....

  • eddiequest4
    eddiequest4 26 дней назад

    LOL. Now THAT's funny.

  • Ratboy2004
    Ratboy2004 26 дней назад

    Sadly only folks over 45 get this.
    "You don't have any Russians do you!?!?"
    Cut to Chekov

  • WindSolarHydroHuman
    WindSolarHydroHuman 27 дней назад

    MUELLER FROM OUTERSPACE: "Attention, Big Baby Space Cadet Bonespurs 🚼💩🐩🗯🚾😷 you have violated *_Space No Crime Zone._* PREPARE TO BE OBLITERATED! COMMENCE FIRING!!!" 😅

  • VinceValentine
    VinceValentine 27 дней назад

    Shaka, when the walls fell... and caused the government to shutdown.

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 27 дней назад


    ALAN LAWRENCE 27 дней назад +1

    "Space Command, what did happen to the scarry commies under your beds?" Captain of the starship Enterprise: "They're all billionaire venture capitalists living in Trump Tower Sir? Aggressive alien: "So why are 2018 Americans acting like hysterical Neo Mccarthyist snowflakes?" Captain of the starship Enterprise: "Could be corporate media propaganda Sir." Alien: "Are Americans stupid as well as gullible?" Captain of the starship Enterprise: "Most of them... And I'm not over acting when I say that."

  • Dean Morrow
    Dean Morrow 27 дней назад +2

    "A President trump ? Illogical, Captain."

  • josie betan
    josie betan 28 дней назад


  • Jan Ooms
    Jan Ooms 28 дней назад

    Very nice star trek references.

  • hawkeye5955
    hawkeye5955 28 дней назад +2

    Hah, I've been saying Trump has a tribble on his head. A dead tribble. 🤣

  • stone1andonly
    stone1andonly 28 дней назад

    It explains everything - Trump is a Tribble-wearing twit from Uranus!

  • Dan Williams
    Dan Williams 28 дней назад

    Bleh. Boring. Cliche. Dumb. Colbert is really gone.

  • Citadel of winds
    Citadel of winds 28 дней назад

    Trump is obsessed with illegal aliens.

  • Andria Marie
    Andria Marie 28 дней назад

    Do killer clowns from outer space next! :-D

  • Rosaroteseinhorn Regenbogen
    Rosaroteseinhorn Regenbogen 28 дней назад

    You guys don't have any Russians do you?
    *Cuts to Chekov

    • Andria Marie
      Andria Marie 28 дней назад

      He wasnt russian, he just played one on tv...

  • owatahfuhlyem
    owatahfuhlyem 28 дней назад +2

    May the Late Show live long and prosper.

  • CAP198462
    CAP198462 28 дней назад

    That’s only one word difference from the fictional United Nations Space Command from the Halo words.

  • dominichokage
    dominichokage 28 дней назад

    YOU HAVE NO- oh wait, not this particular Trek.

  • kristos
    kristos 28 дней назад +2

    1:03 "You guys don't have any Russians, do you?"
    *cuts to Chekov*

  • Lee Maxwell
    Lee Maxwell 28 дней назад +3

    The Troubles With Trumpples

  • Leonard Milcin
    Leonard Milcin 28 дней назад

    "Commence firing!"

  • Greg Worcester
    Greg Worcester 28 дней назад

    Who is that guy? He is brilliant

  • Ken Evanska
    Ken Evanska 28 дней назад +1

    Can anyone command the space between Trumps ears ?

  • Ken Evanska
    Ken Evanska 28 дней назад

    Space command ! Coming to a psychiatric ward near you !

  • Uriel238
    Uriel238 28 дней назад

    It's actually the USAF Space Command, and we've had it for a long time. You can look it up.
    As Neil deGrasse Tyson pointed out, it does some of the space stuff we need that we might transfer to the _Space Force_ umbrella.
    Though, I think _Space Command_ sounds way cooler. Maybe Trump does too.

  • Jeff Harbaugh
    Jeff Harbaugh 28 дней назад

    Most of what Trump does is distract us.

  • agriperma
    agriperma 28 дней назад +1

    Scotty beam the tRump directly to the brig, what's that? a transporter malfunction?

  • clumsiii
    clumsiii 28 дней назад +1

    New segment: Nerd Alert - next up: They Live

  • Jesus Lozada
    Jesus Lozada 28 дней назад

    Hahahaha! I love et!

  • railspony
    railspony 28 дней назад +2

    2019: The Year of Tribble Hat

  • sam newcome
    sam newcome 28 дней назад


  • 4c1dr3fl3x
    4c1dr3fl3x 28 дней назад

    "Whoa whoa, where do you think you're going without your reflective belt, Space Commando?"

  • nickrich56
    nickrich56 28 дней назад +2

    Captains log
    stardate 2019.7 :
    Deep in the neutral zone Captain Orangatrump in his MAGA class spaceforce vessel has been surrounded and is soon to be attacked by insidious forces of the opposition that despise him. His only recourse : Self destruct.

  • InMyHappyPlace
    InMyHappyPlace 28 дней назад +1

    Never should have let him watch Spaceballs

  • Brian Busch
    Brian Busch 28 дней назад

    Before commenting, please review how the United States military works the warfighting function and the organize, train, and equip function. The service (aka the US Space Force) provides the personnel and training while US Space Command does the actual warfighting. Has been in the US Code since the early 80s. Look up the Unified Command structure. I am not justifying the insanity of this administration, but educate yourselves on the issue before commenting.

    • Brian Busch
      Brian Busch 28 дней назад

      It is actually militarily doctrinally sound, shockingly.

    • BlackEpyon
      BlackEpyon 28 дней назад

      I don't think this administration knows either. They're just making shit up as they go along.

  • Blackfalk
    Blackfalk 28 дней назад +2


  • Salil Bhatnagar
    Salil Bhatnagar 28 дней назад +3

    Call a Klingon, they would love to rip that tribble off of his head.

  • FriendlyRambler
    FriendlyRambler 28 дней назад +2

    "Why is your President wearing a Tribble on his head".....I haven't laughed this loud in a long, long time! :)

  • renton9999
    renton9999 28 дней назад +1


  • Yorky Gonzalez
    Yorky Gonzalez 28 дней назад

    was the Trump talking to the star trek enterprises ?

  • MatchstalkMan
    MatchstalkMan 28 дней назад

    “Bones, what do we know about this trump?”
    “He’s dumb, Jim.”

  • Inglorious Basterd
    Inglorious Basterd 28 дней назад

    Guy who over acts a lot?!!!... William Shatner says " I...Don't Know...what you're talking about...SPoCk?!...H eL p...Me!..."

  • Kevin Street
    Kevin Street 29 дней назад

    Very cool! The way he shouted "Commence firing!" really made it feel like Trek.

  • franca deangelis
    franca deangelis 29 дней назад

    That was soooooo funny, more of that please 🤣😂😆😅

  • pat comerford
    pat comerford 29 дней назад

    So you Americans are being ruled by a bunch of 'Spacers'!

  • Philotical
    Philotical 29 дней назад


  • Steven Cahn
    Steven Cahn 29 дней назад +1

    Ok, that was a little forced...

  • Jo G
    Jo G 29 дней назад +1

    Exactly. All this news on the border wall hold out, the troop withdrawl, etc. are all detracting from the fact that the Trump charity organization was nothing but a sham. Trump does this all the time, when something personal comes up he makes some type of headline grabbing act to deflect our attention.

  • aguy654
    aguy654 29 дней назад +1

    Does Trump not realize we have NASA? Of course not, he demanded to defund it for his Wall Street Welfare. Also, don't insult Tribbles like that.

  • Joshua Aragon
    Joshua Aragon 29 дней назад

    Poor Chekhov😂😂

  • SynthgodXXX
    SynthgodXXX 29 дней назад +1

    Awesome! I loved this! A+++++++++++++++++++++++

  • Doug Beachy
    Doug Beachy 29 дней назад

    "Hm? What's that? Oh...COMMENCE FIRING!!" 🤣

  • Thomas Ridley
    Thomas Ridley 29 дней назад

    A tribble for your troubles.

  • Rich Winder
    Rich Winder 29 дней назад

    Trump wants "Forcy Bases" on Mars,
    and big smoky engines for cars.
    But, what he wants the most,
    is a show as the host:
    "Raw Doggin' Hot Porny Stars".

  • Magnetar 117
    Magnetar 117 29 дней назад

    I have a feeling that all the Trek info came from Stephen, or at the very least he help a lot.

  • FSK1138
    FSK1138 29 дней назад +1

    1:03 in russia ..... russia colludes with you

    MAJMTCJ 29 дней назад

    usaf has had a space command for decades peopel are sheeple

  • Derric V.
    Derric V. 29 дней назад

    This is great!

  • Trumpty Dumpty your fall is coming!
    Trumpty Dumpty your fall is coming! 29 дней назад +3


  • Trekkie New Zealand
    Trekkie New Zealand 29 дней назад

    When I think of Trump's Space Command/Space Force, I think of Terran Empire.

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 29 дней назад +6

    can't keep the lies straight. can't stay on brand. Space Force, Space Command, all imaginary television shows from the 1950's when America Was Great! MAGA!!! what else can we throw on the pile, oh yeah, COVFEFE, this shit is getting too deep.

  • Rob Simpson
    Rob Simpson 29 дней назад +2


  • Rawbeard
    Rawbeard 29 дней назад +9

    Space Command was a Canadian children's science fiction television adventure series, broadcast on CBC Television in 1953 and 1954, the first time the network aired its own dramatic series.

    • tamcon72
      tamcon72 19 дней назад

      I don't know why I find this so much more troubling than almost anything else I've heard today.

    • sam newcome
      sam newcome 28 дней назад

      Makes sense Trump watched it and hasn't grown any since. Thank you.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 29 дней назад

      Thanks for the info!

  • Yvonne Myers
    Yvonne Myers 29 дней назад

    Trebble on his head! RIFL!💗😂😂😂💗

  • Grabacr 8492
    Grabacr 8492 29 дней назад +1

    Our future will either be corporations like Aliens or like Warhammer. A Star Trek future is impossible because it’s “communist”

    • imasspeons
      imasspeons 16 дней назад

      +A. Katherine Suetterlin it's a fantastic Trek series!

    • A. Katherine Suetterlin
      A. Katherine Suetterlin 17 дней назад

      +imasspeons Now I'm gonna have to go back and watch DS9 to refresh my memory on that. Thanks for giving me an excuse to procrastinate! LOL!

    • imasspeons
      imasspeons 27 дней назад

      Star Trek is great and all, but the Federation is way too idealistic to actually exist. People were up in arms when DS9 finally introduced a clandestine operations section for Starfleet -- that speaks volumes.

  • Diarmuhnd
    Diarmuhnd 29 дней назад

    LoL ; the Space Command series just got a lot of free advertising. Woot !!

  • Elfin4
    Elfin4 29 дней назад +5

    Perhaps is code word for Trumps new Slush Fund

  • Rios Ricardo
    Rios Ricardo 29 дней назад +3

    Dude Our President has mental issues...... Sad but true......👮🏼‍♀️

  • Dragon50275
    Dragon50275 29 дней назад +6

    It all makes sense now...
    ...Tribbles have seized control of the United States.

    • junglechick13
      junglechick13 17 дней назад +1

      That would be fun to see

    • Atanalo
      Atanalo 25 дней назад

      They can't have. There would be an avalanche of tribbles every time someone opened a door in the White House.

    • Dragon50275
      Dragon50275 28 дней назад

      +sam newcome More than likely that he just thought it was a night time tea-cozy.

    • sam newcome
      sam newcome 28 дней назад +1

      I bet he contracted the Tribbles in that Russian hotel room.

  • Yishai Stonemonger
    Yishai Stonemonger 29 дней назад +3

    The White House Cabinet was stocked full of Redshirts.

    • Lawrence D’Oliveiro
      Lawrence D’Oliveiro 27 дней назад +1

      Red is the US Republican colour.
      See, TOS has a liberal bias!

    • BlackEpyon
      BlackEpyon 28 дней назад +1

      Yep. Every episode.