You're in trouble and we need to talk

  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
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    With love,
    Jemony Cnicket
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Comments • 10 241

  • Spilly Tea
    Spilly Tea 10 hours ago

    I burned my spaghetti in the microwave

  • Itz ArtLife
    Itz ArtLife Day ago

    I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

  • Heen
    Heen 2 days ago

    They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT

    thrice. I could neverrrrr

  • Zoe Nehrer
    Zoe Nehrer 3 days ago

    marry me plz lol

  • Shazmin Kamali
    Shazmin Kamali 3 days ago


  • T. D.
    T. D. 4 days ago

    11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

  • Tearani Wikohika
    Tearani Wikohika 4 days ago

    your hair looks great!!

  • Lily Ferazzi
    Lily Ferazzi 4 days ago +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

  • Carli Cartisser
    Carli Cartisser 4 days ago

    Whats Harry Potter

  • James Barret
    James Barret 4 days ago

    Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

  • Brad Lewis
    Brad Lewis 4 days ago

    We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

  • J M
    J M 4 days ago

    *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*

  • _O_Li_ v_a
    _O_Li_ v_a 4 days ago +4

    “how did you get sick?”
    *”t h e b e e s”*

  • Hiccamo
    Hiccamo 4 days ago

    11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

  • Happy man
    Happy man 4 days ago

    4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera 5 days ago +8

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza 5 days ago


    Small boobs are THE BEST
    I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala 5 days ago

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown 5 days ago +3

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • Van Gogh
    Van Gogh 5 days ago

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

  • Wonder Draw
    Wonder Draw 6 days ago

    God bless.

  • Jasminekim
    Jasminekim 6 days ago +3

    *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

  • Min Yoonji
    Min Yoonji 6 days ago +26

    Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat

  • Pepe's Mama
    Pepe's Mama 7 days ago +1

    Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

  • Gloriaplays
    Gloriaplays 7 days ago +2

    Joana: can RU-clip just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

  • Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis

    Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

  • Titsalina Bumsquash
    Titsalina Bumsquash 7 days ago

    I think the killer bee's got eem...
    I am sorry and also you are welcome.

  • charlotte is tired
    charlotte is tired 8 days ago +2

    4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

  • Arthur Bonicio
    Arthur Bonicio 8 days ago +3

    Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you.
    Tnks. Love your videos.

  • crrluv
    crrluv 8 days ago +3

    omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

  • Fayo Olatunji
    Fayo Olatunji 8 days ago

    what uni does she go to?

  • Rianna The Kirby
    Rianna The Kirby 9 days ago

    Is ur refrigerator running?
    Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?)
    The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes.
    And I have to catch it.


  • Renatta
    Renatta 9 days ago

    Shave your head off lol 💜

  • tea time
    tea time 9 days ago +22

    John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS”
    me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

  • mike dias
    mike dias 9 days ago

    That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

  • Emily Jacobo
    Emily Jacobo 9 days ago

    Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

  • i do stuff
    i do stuff 9 days ago

    joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands"
    no one ...
    absolutely no one ...
    Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • •Mintii Aesthetic•
    •Mintii Aesthetic• 10 days ago +3

    "Catch me with my hair down I dare you"


  • Steph G
    Steph G 10 days ago

    Apply to Google!

  • trixsweatpants
    trixsweatpants 10 days ago

    please. stop peaking that mic

  • Benji Cuyugan
    Benji Cuyugan 10 days ago

    im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

  • Molly Bullock
    Molly Bullock 10 days ago +1

    Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

  • Me Ok
    Me Ok 10 days ago

    Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!

  • Grace Cho
    Grace Cho 11 days ago +1

    I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA

  • vicky russo
    vicky russo 11 days ago

    “shave ur head off”

    A FREAKIN CAT 11 days ago +14

    Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer

  • Carlea Wilson
    Carlea Wilson 11 days ago +2

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Everyone in the comment section: no one:

  • jhon
    jhon 12 days ago

    you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back

  • Zdh Angel
    Zdh Angel 12 days ago +2

    Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil*
    Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL”

    • Zdh Angel
      Zdh Angel 6 days ago

      Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy

    • Sxphiecapel 06
      Sxphiecapel 06 6 days ago +1

      Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited

  • treeland
    treeland 12 days ago

    Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated

  • LadyGandalf
    LadyGandalf 12 days ago

    Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭

  • Wig Snatched
    Wig Snatched 12 days ago

    You could be bob ross joana

  • Mr NI
    Mr NI 12 days ago

    Sre you a fan of taylor swift

  • Kiera Claprood
    Kiera Claprood 13 days ago

    i wish i was with you John cena

  • Dennis Pihlblad
    Dennis Pihlblad 13 days ago

    so pretty

  • ImAHumanAswell
    ImAHumanAswell 13 days ago

    this is really important, I need help

  • Gacha Moonlights
    Gacha Moonlights 13 days ago

    Excuse the people who got mad at u for not liking dont call me angel, i might be an arianator but i still dont like it. Tbh Lana and Miley were kinda left out

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith 14 days ago +1

    Talking about the kid thing. Sounds like you just don’t wanna deal with babies & toddlers. You should adopt an older kid / teen !!!

  • Iggy Igamaro
    Iggy Igamaro 14 days ago

    didn't expect a spoiler for twd
    apart from that 10/10 for this vid

  • Quinnella Tran
    Quinnella Tran 14 days ago

    Pls don’t dye ur hair other color this look so good on u