The Most Canadian Marijuana Story Ever

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  • Published on Sep 15, 2018
  • A Canadian pot dispensary is robbed at "bear-spray-point" and old people are hitting new highs.
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  • Typical RockHound
    Typical RockHound 5 days ago

    Can't go a day without saying Eh !

  • Kevin L
    Kevin L 4 months ago

    That made me sad when the bong broke

  • Meaghan Veen
    Meaghan Veen 4 months ago

    I know the guys who robbed that store. Lol they've always been idiots 🤣🤣

  • waas vlogs
    waas vlogs 6 months ago

    This literally happens about 100 yards from my house 😂

  • Jesse McPherson
    Jesse McPherson 6 months ago

    Yes Indians in Canada think they are gangsters with their cans of bear mace

  • Christophe Beckers
    Christophe Beckers 7 months ago

    They played the "forgot about dre" melody at the end. No1 caught that ?

  • I Macey
    I Macey 7 months ago

    I’m loving IT

  • Jake loeppky
    Jake loeppky 7 months ago

    Ill tell you now. Bear mace does not feel nice.Would prefer a couple bottles of pepper spray any day. Like an imitation of fire not cool at all.

  • Triton Geeves
    Triton Geeves 7 months ago

    The bear spray is because for whatever reason pepper spray is illegal in canada but bear spray isn’t so for self-defense and robbery purposes it’s used instead (also it’s usually stronger)

  • Jake
    Jake 7 months ago

    RIP bong

  • Evan Watson
    Evan Watson 8 months ago

    Bear spray is pepper spray on drugs. Don’t make fun of this poor guy with the bong


    Even if it is a little funny not gonna lie

  • CanadianBangEH
    CanadianBangEH 8 months ago

    YO I'm from that area, and im just watching this video 1 month from now lmao

  • Blaze Ottawa
    Blaze Ottawa 8 months ago

    your musican didn't seem to stoked with that punchline and the black teenagers.

  • paul babuik
    paul babuik 8 months ago

    Never bring bear spray to a bong fight

  • Ol Scoots
    Ol Scoots 8 months ago

    Please respect Native territory Stephen - this was Mohawk land and not Canada. Probably also shouldn't make fun of an attempted robbery regardless of the method. As someone who's been to this particular store on multiple occasions I will finish by saying that the store and the employees are all awesome and I am happy that they are alright.

    • martin joseph
      martin joseph 7 months ago

      well. smoke some weed and chill. never mind the natives.

    • Ol Scoots
      Ol Scoots 7 months ago

      @martin joseph I'm not native..

    • martin joseph
      martin joseph 7 months ago

      shut up injun

  • Brandon Hunsinger
    Brandon Hunsinger 8 months ago

    Bears!? Holy cow!!!!

  • Fire Ball
    Fire Ball 8 months ago

    Mace is illegal in Canada. Bear Spray is legal but only for use on bears. You literally cannot get mace in Canada. That's why they were using bear spray.

  • Zach C
    Zach C 8 months ago

    They used bear spray because, unlike the wild west states, we DON'T have guns absolutely everywhere. We also have a LOT less gun deaths, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence....

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn 8 months ago

    Nah, older people didn't start smoking pot. Young people who used to smoke pot just grew older.

  • Wrong Turn
    Wrong Turn 8 months ago

    Well, that's the difference between US and Canada. Even in a showdown with robbers, the worst thing that happened was that a bong was smashed and we get a major laugh out of it. Meanwhile in US, kids go to school to study and get shot. When the police respond to a report, they shoot unarmed kids to death. Families are destroyed. People shoot others in robberies every single day and US's answer to all of this - more people should have guns.

  • Babybop Kidsrock
    Babybop Kidsrock 8 months ago

    High Pot In Use

  • Vivian Stimpson
    Vivian Stimpson 8 months ago

    Sad part is, I've probably thrown out more pot than that store has in stock.

  • Vivian Stimpson
    Vivian Stimpson 8 months ago

    There is a difference between getting a hit FROM a bong and getting a hit BY a bong.

  • Baz Edmeades
    Baz Edmeades 8 months ago

    Dude you too will get old. But then again, maybe not...

  • Myrriah Rivera-Cortes
    Myrriah Rivera-Cortes 8 months ago

    Well, 4:30 would just make sense, Stephen!!! I mean, it's 10 minutes after the culturally chosen optimal dose time!!!

  • Alice Evonic
    Alice Evonic 8 months ago

    OMG I know that store !

  • Bip Nop
    Bip Nop 8 months ago

    Just for the record, we have lots of armed gun robberies. Just not as many as the U.S.

  • Bip Nop
    Bip Nop 8 months ago

    Just really not funny.. nope

  • VegasLowBlower
    VegasLowBlower 8 months ago

    This is what happens when you shave with crazy glue and go down on santas wife shortly after

  • Foamer 44
    Foamer 44 8 months ago

    Some insight from the Great White North. I'm not so sure any involved in the clip are Canadian by berth. As any true born Canadian in that situation would instinctively yell at the would be thieves, "Take off, eh!?" And the three aggressors would all leave peacefully saying "Sorry".
    If things had gotten really physical somebody would have been jerseyed.

  • Mysty333
    Mysty333 9 months ago

    Cole Porter - most of those fans are dead.

  • smoothlyez
    smoothlyez 9 months ago

    Haha.

  • Alex Rangel
    Alex Rangel 9 months ago +1

    these are old hippies that never quit smoking it yay

  • GaultSilber
    GaultSilber 9 months ago

    He may not be a real doctor, but I would trust Dr.Dre for medical advice over that fool that gave Trump a clean bill of health when he took office.

  • 000 000
    000 000 9 months ago

    Marijuana is better then any doctors medicine. I flush everything I get from a doctor

  • Roguishly Handsome
    Roguishly Handsome 9 months ago

    How old do you think 70s hippies are today? How is that surprising?

  • m Drizzle
    m Drizzle 9 months ago

    They probably should have used guns, sorry I like my guns and weed

  • Roguishly Handsome
    Roguishly Handsome 9 months ago

    You should see what happens in Canadian sex shops

  • John Schwerer
    John Schwerer 9 months ago

    Does he realize that HE is part of that "older" generation?

  • J Sharp
    J Sharp 9 months ago

    "Older Americans" are from the 1960s and 70s now. Not from the 1930s.

  • Sandy MacDonald
    Sandy MacDonald 9 months ago

    Buddy's clearly well-trained in lacrosse: lacrosse stance; handles bong - both one-handed and two-handed - like a lacrosse stick.
    And he's from Tyendinaga, so probably has played with folks from the Iroquois National team. Folks in New York should have a good memory of Haudenosaunee stick-handling skills.

  • Line upon Line Precept upon Precept

    Canada rocks! I would gladly be a victim of crime up there. sweetest most polite citizens anywhere.

  • Mitch Gold
    Mitch Gold 9 months ago

    Maricann Group Inc. (OTCQB: MRRCF) is also listed on the Canadian Securities Exchange under the ticker (CSE: MARI). Yesterday, through its wholly-owned subsidiary Maricann Inc., the Company announced, "the launch of Kiwi - a straightforward, modern approach to cannabis and the first from the Company's House of Brands - available to Canadian consumers of legal age on October 17, 2018.

  • Mekilo1994
    Mekilo1994 9 months ago

    This was actually in my area I live in Belleville Ontario which is like 15 minutes from the reservation !!! I can't believe Stephen Colbert is reporting on it that is epic

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    the beard looks out of place for your face.

  • daniel job
    daniel job 9 months ago

    "Increasing numbers of old people are using marijuana."
    You do realise that everyone turning 65 in 2018 was born in 1953, right?
    They were 16yo during the Summer of Love (1969)!?
    I'm surprised that More of them aren't Potheads chillin' to Hippie music!
    Sings: 'All the leaves are brown - and the sky is grey...'

  • ÂfullmoonGtr
    ÂfullmoonGtr 9 months ago

    Washington's exceptional logic - laws should be applied equally, except to Americans: Neil Macdonald
    www.cbc.ca/news/opinion/american-exceptionalism-1.4828756

  • OrasundSozosha
    OrasundSozosha 9 months ago

    4:30? really? man i was expacting a 420 joke.

    • Canadian Hobo
      Canadian Hobo 9 months ago

      He was baked so he was ten minutes too late like Homer

  • Shawn Begley
    Shawn Begley 9 months ago +1

    Actually it's being scientifically proven that the effects of marijuana and THC can reverse Alzheimers and improve your quality and longevity of life not to mention creating jobs and giving Americans a reason to feel proud of their country "!? Something we have felt in "! Fuck I can't ever remember being proud of my country now that I think about it !!!,,,, Lol go fuck yourself Steven you little bitch !!!,,,,,😎👑👽💀

  • Shawn Begley
    Shawn Begley 9 months ago +1

    Legalized Recreational Marijuana Today !!!,,,, 😎👑👽💀

  • TheLoneCabbage
    TheLoneCabbage 9 months ago

    Could have been just a bit more Canadian if he had a hockey stick behind the counter.

  • geno007able
    geno007able 9 months ago

    diet coke pot, the next big thing

  • Benji
    Benji 9 months ago

    That picture of a doctor should be snoop dog (or what ever he´s called now).

  • Bod
    Bod 9 months ago

    If the old people had the munchies that bad then they would be eating dinner at 4:20 NOT 4:30. Joke missed by Stephen! Shame on you.

  • Patrick Foster
    Patrick Foster 9 months ago

    I love so much how Colbert always mimes setting objects down after he mimes having it in his hands.. with piano accompaniment! lmao

  • Storyspren
    Storyspren 9 months ago

    Really shouldn't have brought bear spray to a bong fight

  • John Johansen
    John Johansen 9 months ago

    "The only thing that can stop a bad man with bear spray is a good man with a bong." - Wayne Lapierre, President NRA

  • A Prokopie
    A Prokopie 9 months ago

    ru-clip.com/video/8rxWvlumz0c/video.htmlm47s I feel personally attacked.

  • Alfie Phillips
    Alfie Phillips 9 months ago

    Potato wood door create investor less county arrange radical why.

  • BigBadBob 70
    BigBadBob 70 9 months ago

    Anyone else feel weird about seeing Stephen Colbert with a gray beard? It looks like he’s trying to copy Jon Stewart’s look.

  • damnaclyes
    damnaclyes 9 months ago

    Wow, finally a funny bit that doesn't involve Trump.

  • Red Hunteur
    Red Hunteur 9 months ago

    Eating dinner at 4:30? Damn, Stephen. You missed an easy 420 joke right thar.

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 9 months ago

    That suit must be loaded with artificially intelligent nerdishness, scooby dooby (Ha, no pun intended) One of these days, you have to light up on camera. One of these days Alice. (No pun intended) Ouch I can't stop myself.............

  • DiamondsOf2
    DiamondsOf2 9 months ago

    "Police responded to the news by arresting some black teenagers.

  • basilrose
    basilrose 9 months ago

    Dinner at 4-30? Not true-- it's dinner at 4-20, sonny :-)

  • Phone User
    Phone User 9 months ago

    Never break a bong. - Grandma's Boy

  • Jessi
    Jessi 9 months ago

    This happened 20 minutes away from me 😂

  • Jubilee Chambers
    Jubilee Chambers 9 months ago

    Stephen I request you shave the beard I'm so distracted by it lol

  • Alice Wolfe
    Alice Wolfe 9 months ago

    lol its true about the elder potheads. my mom just turned 65. shes the favorite 4th grade teacher at a little christian school and i got her to smoke weed with me this summer listening to canned heat!

  • AlextheWormKing
    AlextheWormKing 9 months ago

    In other marijuana news... Weed is now legal for private recreational use and cultivation here in South Africa 🙌🏻🇿🇦

  • Kegan Mitchell
    Kegan Mitchell 9 months ago

    I bet you knell to piss. Love you New York. 💧

  • jim ford
    jim ford 9 months ago

    I resemble that remark.

  • Charlie Thompson
    Charlie Thompson 9 months ago

    If those old people got their pot from Dr. Dre, they must be some serious old heads.

  • Graham Burrows
    Graham Burrows 9 months ago

    Apparently, in Japan, the chance of being shot and killed with a firearm is equal to being struck by lightning and killed.. Statistically

  • Tacy Geneau
    Tacy Geneau 9 months ago +1

    Trump and Doug ford brother

  • Tacy Geneau
    Tacy Geneau 9 months ago

    Doug ford and trump

  • Steve C.
    Steve C. 9 months ago

    Dude! I didn’t see any bears....
    Wait, what were we talking about?

  • Rich the Drone Guy
    Rich the Drone Guy 9 months ago

    Whenever someone makes a Canadian joke at me I tell them I'm going to the hospital to get my feelings checked for free.

  • Crystal Mantle
    Crystal Mantle 9 months ago

    My husband tried to stop a shop lifter at his job, got punched in the face then got fired!

  • St. O'Ned
    St. O'Ned 9 months ago

    Did he stereotype Canada or bears?
    Sizzlechest mic killer.....would really hate to smoke with this dweeb....isn't HE Canadian?

  • Carlito Nati
    Carlito Nati 9 months ago

    Store saved by B O N G

  • Lance Gow
    Lance Gow 9 months ago

    Colbert sucks, I can't believe his show is still on.

  • mary dupree
    mary dupree 9 months ago

    luv all comments

  • Usman Qadir
    Usman Qadir 9 months ago +1

    You had one job; ONE DAMN JOB! And you blew it! The jokes were so bad; so lame! You could have made any joke around a bong, but 2 days from retirement!? YOU'RE 2 DAYS AWAY FROM YOUR RETIREMENT IF YOU KEEP MAKING JOKES THIS BAD! Boo!

    • Usman Qadir
      Usman Qadir 9 months ago +1

      If you are at a point where you can't make good jokes, just consult the comment section of this video; the comments on this video are funnier than the jokes you attempted! Just stick to roasting Trump and leave Canada to professionals! SHEESH!

  • Watch City
    Watch City 9 months ago

    That is hysterical! I love it "robbery foiled by bong hit", ha ha ah. Here's one for you. We should legalize marijuana in all 50 states and use the tax revenue to fix our streets and roads and call it Operation
    POT HOLE", ha ha ah ah ah a..older folks smelling weird for a "cool reason"

  • Patrick Pin
    Patrick Pin 9 months ago

    I knew bare spray was bullshit, three cans couldn’t hold back a pot head at a head shop let alone a 800 pound bear

  • Kofi Mills' Videos
    Kofi Mills' Videos 9 months ago

    2:20 - The whole joke set up for Stephen to ask Jon, "Did you forget about Dre?"

  • Makkushimu
    Makkushimu 9 months ago

    Bear spray is fucking painful, dude... It's worse than pepper spray

  • Sir Arliss Feathergill
    Sir Arliss Feathergill 9 months ago

    So you're saying the older I get the less I have to smoke to get stoned. So there are benefits to getting older!

  • Little Birdy got the worm

    I am disappointed in Stephen for nasty jokes about another country and also senior citizens. He does know the alternative to being old is dead, doesn't he.
    Lets hope he makes it to the 'stinky stage'! With that gray beard he is half there....does he dye his hair black?

  • EternalDensity
    EternalDensity 9 months ago

    It's as if you've taken over from LoadingReadyRun's Feed Dump show.

  • moe joe
    moe joe 9 months ago

    , stephen is crazy lol I think I am addicted to his show ❤💕😁

  • msreddick81
    msreddick81 9 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Jon R
    Jon R 9 months ago +1

    Bear spray will outright kill you in close quarters.

  • Josh Walter
    Josh Walter 9 months ago

    you know how REPUBLICANS say u need a good guy with a gun to stop a bad one. yeah well, this is how robberies go if NO ONE has a gun at all. notice how no one got hurt. take guns away from criminals not give them to em

  • William Baldwin
    William Baldwin 9 months ago

    pot news should replace fake news for many many reasons

  • n3m37h
    n3m37h 9 months ago

    Don't worry about the bong, their glass is such low quality I shattered one by gently hitting the bottom of it off another bong I live 15 min away from the dump

  • newzealandlol
    newzealandlol 9 months ago

    Cobert "you forget about Dre?" 😉

  • Amy Phalon
    Amy Phalon 9 months ago

    You forget that today’s old people were yesterday’s hippies.

  • Nellie K. Adaba
    Nellie K. Adaba 9 months ago

    I like this.