Jeff Bezos Invents A New Euphemism For Penis

  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2019
  • Jeff Bezos coined a new euphemism for male genitalia in his blog post, 'No Thank You, Mr. Pecker.' And it's not 'pecker.'
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  • nightlightabcd
    nightlightabcd 26 дней назад

    The trump mobster can is everywhere just like the NAZI's in 1930's Germany! If there is crooked and treasonous lies and unethical, you will find Trump, or his mobsters or the GOP or the right wing media behind it! They are a disgrace to everything American!

  • Adya Singh
    Adya Singh 27 дней назад

    When he said "ALEXA MAN!", my freaking Alexa lit up and waited for her orders. Jesus, Stephen really is correct! Bezos is Alexaman!!!

  • The Long Khan
    The Long Khan Месяц назад

    “Peabody please!”
    Ha! Brilliant.

  • Monovan
    Monovan Месяц назад

    If you have an Alexa,
    Ask it:
    What is 100 in Welsh?

  • Jo Miller
    Jo Miller Месяц назад

    The 45 presidents of the USA

  • Macdaddy5539
    Macdaddy5539 Месяц назад

    Broccoli Rob

  • RoseisoutofherTOGA
    RoseisoutofherTOGA Месяц назад


  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal Месяц назад

    We miss you Stephen; I think we all wish your could do both shows

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele Месяц назад

    *THIS* is the world we live in.....

  • Jake
    Jake Месяц назад +6

    The best joke in the entire monologue was missed by all of you... BROCCOLI ROB PEOPLE. Stephen's cameo character on The Office. Stop bitching about politics for ten seconds and just enjoy the musical stylings of Broccoli Rob and Here Comes Treble.

  • Trevor Ho
    Trevor Ho Месяц назад

    He is not Alexaman... he is Lex Luthor.

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai Месяц назад

    While I think people should be faithful to their spouses, I also believe the National Enquirer is an example of the worst kind of media out there. This must be what Trump meant by the enemy of the people.

  • Olav Kokovkin
    Olav Kokovkin Месяц назад


  • d vandam
    d vandam Месяц назад

    Alexa man exellent dude

  • ElectricPickleAttack
    ElectricPickleAttack Месяц назад

    Alexa-man, with his sidekick: Alive-Girl.

  • Amanda B
    Amanda B Месяц назад

    He looks like One Punch man to me

  • owen alioto
    owen alioto Месяц назад +1

    Just thinking about Hamilton. A career was destroyed when a man had an affair, and somebody tried to blackmail him with it, causing him to publish the information himself. Now, we have this, and nobody bats an eye.

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno Месяц назад

    LOCK IT UP ! ! ! like a "STOLEN CAR CHASE" in L.A he ain't stoping.Wants others 2 finish it 4 him but is taking usa with him like a "STOLEN CAR"

  • The Other Side
    The Other Side Месяц назад

    *The enemy is ALWAYS closer than you would want to admit. Lauren Sanchez's own brother is the one behind her ordeal just because he hopes to help Trump take down Bezos. He didn't care if his own sister got caught in the crossfire.*

  • Tracy Allen
    Tracy Allen Месяц назад

    If this all was happening on the Twilight Zone, we would have thought that somebody was on drugs. The things that's happening now... and the names... "Pecker"... "Fuks"... This is all something else LOL!

  • salas7146
    salas7146 Месяц назад

    Donald Trump Love's mr.pecker

  • Page Jenkins
    Page Jenkins Месяц назад

    "caged free egg" lmof

  • MrFantocan
    MrFantocan Месяц назад +1

    I really hope Bezos completelly obliterate all Trump's friends!!!

  • guyrami
    guyrami Месяц назад

    well that depends mr marsh do you want to be 40 yr old virgin aor as an american a 12 yo billionare genius?

  • John O
    John O Месяц назад

    VOTE Blue for real leadership!!

  • L BW
    L BW Месяц назад

    Plot twist: Bezos’ side chick also works for the orange dingleberry & she’s bringing bezos down. 🤔😧

  • jareya
    jareya Месяц назад

    The Alexa Man bit had me screaming with laughter

  • Lelynn Miller
    Lelynn Miller Месяц назад


  • Bethany Clinton
    Bethany Clinton Месяц назад


  • Michael Gardner
    Michael Gardner Месяц назад

    I love all of the Stevie wonder stings that Jon throws into the show. Bien chevere!

  • Kat D. 杜洁
    Kat D. 杜洁 Месяц назад

    Love the Broccoli Rob reference from "The Office."

  • adam redmer
    adam redmer Месяц назад

    Broccoli Rob!!!

  • Maurice OConnor
    Maurice OConnor Месяц назад +1

    Jeff 'marshall applewhite' Bezos

  • oil9vinergar
    oil9vinergar Месяц назад

    Ocasio-Cortez = Chavez rotten-fruit = Venezuela of socialism is slavery, killed off the Amazon hq deal.... NYChitholes are staying NYChitholes.... Marx and Engels are the original social parasites: tuneyadstvo, now joined by NYChitholes..... Why work and pay taxes when NYChitholes get free money from us the taxpayers, who do work and pay taxes eh....

  • sandy roberts-anderson
    sandy roberts-anderson Месяц назад

    You have to admit that David Pecker’s name is perfect for his chosen profession.

  • KTo288
    KTo288 Месяц назад

    The moral of this tale is, don't blackmail someone who is one white Persia cat away from being a Bond villain.

  • Mark Dowse
    Mark Dowse Месяц назад

    ENGLISH is amazing. New weird words keep getting created.
    "learnings" for the old word "lessons", for example.

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn Месяц назад

    Am boycotting V-day. If I can't get candy hearts, then screw it. Plus, doctors are trying to kill me! Beware if you are chronically sick in pain, they are coming for you!

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn Месяц назад

    I hope Bezos shuts down that rag of a paper, it's making people stupid b/c they think it's legit.

  • Nicholas Lupo
    Nicholas Lupo Месяц назад

    Christoper reeves wont stand for this.

  • Sandra J Gobely
    Sandra J Gobely Месяц назад

    It’s Mueller Time... 🍻

  • Dominic Lee
    Dominic Lee Месяц назад

    5:36 "now ordering broccoli rabe and the rest of the monkeys" i didn't get this.

    • Evan The Space Whale
      Evan The Space Whale Месяц назад

      Dominic Lee
      Now Ordering Broccoli Rob and the best of The Monkees.

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails Месяц назад

    Isn't it Cadbury?

  • Marc Milton-Talbot
    Marc Milton-Talbot Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the old English expression.."Keep your pecker up old chap."[I think they mean "chin" in this case?]

  • tyrred
    tyrred Месяц назад

    That's not an orbital rocket. Bezos doesn't have one of those peckers yet.

  • Maryam Dadar
    Maryam Dadar Месяц назад

    “Alive girl”
    I’m deadddd.

  • Jen Kem
    Jen Kem Месяц назад

    Worth it for the rocket joke.

  • Tomas Beblar
    Tomas Beblar Месяц назад

    Not orbital..... yet

  • MetroPCS Phone Unboxxer
    MetroPCS Phone Unboxxer Месяц назад

    5:36 He calls out Broccoli Rob

  • Terry Gibson
    Terry Gibson Месяц назад

    Hahaha. They got him by the weener

  • BionicBeans
    BionicBeans Месяц назад

    Wait.... he IS Broccoli Rob

  • Tianwei Gu
    Tianwei Gu Месяц назад

    "I love you alive girl"
    It makes me wonder what happened between Alexa and Packer.

  • robert perez
    robert perez Месяц назад

    All over the peckerr!! RICH!!

  • Jack
    Jack Месяц назад

    I love Bezos, dont destroy someones image because they succeed.

  • Little Birdy got the worm
    Little Birdy got the worm Месяц назад

    ya gotta pick a pecker or two

  • Peak Hawking
    Peak Hawking Месяц назад

    2:34 angry

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos Месяц назад

    I guess now we get to see if Pecker can stand up to this kind of abuse.

  • Philosophy's Pajamas
    Philosophy's Pajamas Месяц назад

    Broccoli Rob!!

  • R.N V.H
    R.N V.H Месяц назад

    Pay attention. This is to sway you.

  • Non Wilson
    Non Wilson Месяц назад

    I hope I get some complexifiy.yay Alexa man...... hahaha

  • Martin Whalley
    Martin Whalley Месяц назад

    I would demand royalties. Really, you can hide a small Pecker in a large package but who wants to blow the extra...stamps

  • Film Daniel
    Film Daniel Месяц назад

    Lol America has don't it again f*cking idiots

  • Robert Menegazzi
    Robert Menegazzi Месяц назад

    This incident only makes me disgusted in the National Enquirer . . . more so.

  • Alexander Spear
    Alexander Spear Месяц назад

    Get Stephen a Peabody Award for his description of a pee body.

  • MissRollinStone
    MissRollinStone Месяц назад

    Broccoli Rob!! An awesome reference from The Office. But wouldn't "Boner Champ" have been more suitable for this story? (Remember he tried to take the title from Andy...)

  • Scott Jewett
    Scott Jewett Месяц назад

    Broccoli Rob? Did he just name the character he played in a cameo on The Office?

  • Ricanartist
    Ricanartist Месяц назад

    Bravo Bezo

  • angelmcr01
    angelmcr01 Месяц назад

    my favourite part is when he mentioned broccoli rabe ... his character's namesake in The Office .. Broccoli Rob

  • Frances Duty
    Frances Duty Месяц назад


  • Al DeS
    Al DeS Месяц назад

    Bezzos has the money so he has the Right to call the Penis by any name or size he wants. !!!

  • Peter McGlothin
    Peter McGlothin Месяц назад

    I just don't understand why today male genitals are called "junk" and why men are so bothered to see another man naked. why?

  • Hannah Lasher
    Hannah Lasher Месяц назад

    love how he slipped in a Broccoli Rob reference 😂

  • Peking Thom
    Peking Thom Месяц назад

    ..."I would not want a photo of me out there wearing cargo shorts".

  • Razar Campbell
    Razar Campbell Месяц назад

    2:36 I hope someone offered to give him a rub down/ massage so he wouldn't explode over everyone...

  • Jordan Benans-Hillard
    Jordan Benans-Hillard Месяц назад

    Not the best "monologue" about "Pecker" to ask for a"Peabody"... No matter how much a bozo Bezo might be...=)

  • FSM follower
    FSM follower Месяц назад

    Newsflash to all the guys out there who send dicpics:
    Women loathe them. It says a huge amount about the character of a man who sends these photos, none good. A man's genitals look exactly like every other man's genitals, ugly as hell and far more often than not, very unimpressive in the photos you send. It's pathetic and sad you are THAT needy for approval or just plain up to no good.
    But keep sending these pics. You're showing us who you are, a real creep. Thanks for the warning.

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton Месяц назад

    Bezos refused to give in to the black male?? Lol

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton Месяц назад

    Sexotos 😂

  • Larry Guevara
    Larry Guevara Месяц назад +1

    Like spanking the monkey with captain Winkie

  • M Clason
    M Clason Месяц назад


  • Bleepdupdupbloop
    Bleepdupdupbloop Месяц назад

    Shout out to broccoli Rob!

  • jolenealaska
    jolenealaska Месяц назад

    My Kindle is now trying to order broccoli rabe.

  • Dayne Rogers
    Dayne Rogers Месяц назад


  • Aaron Willis
    Aaron Willis Месяц назад

    Boyyyyyyyyyy you so stupid World wealthiest cage free egg then out of uniform nut cracker lol 😂

  • Melody Chest
    Melody Chest Месяц назад

    Juicy Bezo Balls vs Mushroom Frump Pecker.

  • tRonald Dump
    tRonald Dump Месяц назад

    I wouldn't be surprised if the rocket was actually modeled after his pecker.

  • Hi Neil of 'Cidi Al-Masry' Sidi Al-Masri Sandage

    4:40 ~ Original I had that word. "Complex Compound Gravitational Lensing". ~ Recently i "spiced it up" with PaceCar HelioPause Chromatic Aberration.

  • Colleen Forrest
    Colleen Forrest Месяц назад

    Go through all that trouble of setting up the Alive Man persona and DON'T mention that in actuality the man is building inflatable space hotels?

  • Tee Emm
    Tee Emm Месяц назад

    I wonder which agency was used to acquire these photos? Space Force?

  • Rollz 100
    Rollz 100 Месяц назад +1

    A cage free egg ... DEAD

  • William Baker
    William Baker Месяц назад

    Meh, feels slimy to root for Bezos just to stick it to Trump. Instead, can both sides just crash and burn?

  • bill mullarky
    bill mullarky Месяц назад

    no mention of no collusion, lol.

  • greg romero
    greg romero Месяц назад

    whats wrong with the trump voters????? besides liking be lied to and conned?

  • Colt45Caliber
    Colt45Caliber Месяц назад


  • UberNoodleX
    UberNoodleX Месяц назад

    Mr Pecker may have been stiff with rage, but it didn't last schlong. ;)

  • 146agi122
    146agi122 Месяц назад +2

    Please stop saying that BEZOS is the RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD. We already have multiple TRILLIONAIRES AMONG US SUCH AS THE ROTHCHILDS, ROCKEFELLERS, DUPONTS and many others who are under the radar due to being owners of AP, REUTERS and other global news agencies. THUS, ensuring their total privacy.

  • Anne K
    Anne K Месяц назад

    I love you alive girl - is a meme about dumb lyrics ed sheeran would write

  • 83Jude
    83Jude Месяц назад

    Jeff Bezos majorly flexed on National Enquirer.

  • PD Conaway
    PD Conaway Месяц назад

    Just mark him as SPAM

  • Llewellyn Kereiff
    Llewellyn Kereiff Месяц назад

    Finding respect for Bezos... if he would institute a company wide $15 min wage, he could actually be a hero in history books🤔