Maybe i dont know what a millon looks like but u can see a stack has 20s so it leads you to think this might not be a million but sure was fun to watch
Da crazy part is yeah they say it might be fake money yeah he only got eight items or jewelry and two watches but he told me he can keep the change who the f*** does that that's a raise in it I quit that day
@S t a r z Actually, you don't know anything about me. You are meaningless to me so trust me or not when I say that I am not a native speaker, it doesn't change anything to me.
Imagine walking in with a bunch of fake money and they just let you have all you want because you look legit
Haha you make my day,Sir!
OMG
That's real money
I.agine
😎😎😎😎😎😎❤️❤️❤️❤️😀❤️
This jeweler counted so fast, he managed to count 1 million dollars in a matter of seconds.
At the beginning he literally said he wanted to spend a milly
He did his math wrong.
Walks into a Richard Mille store with 1 million dollars
Salesman:
You cant afford anything here peasant.
@THEY SAID NO MMOOO9 omm
@Twinstar Music Ent Big Fact
They should be slapped for charging a mill for a watch with a rubber band. Might as well get a G-shock
Hi
“How much fake do you want this to be”
Them : yes
As a Russian I can confirm that this is very accurate 👍
Fun fact: he only gave him 100k and the cashier believed he had a million just because he looks like a mafia boss.
Hell I’ll be shitting myself
Yeah If You’re delusional you’ll give fake cash that much value
Loss bro 😂
@Gareth its defintley icebox but ight
Maybe i dont know what a millon looks like but u can see a stack has 20s so it leads you to think this might not be a million but sure was fun to watch
The fact that the shopkeeper realises that the 1 million is actually stolen money from bank😂😂🤣🤣
Man for jewelry made of metal when those chains hit each other it sounded an awful lot like plastic. Also that weapon has no rounds in the mag.
This man Is Real genius plus I respect the Jeweler He must keep the change this is why Lil Baby dropped Freestyle Mahn innit... 💯
I could never spend that much money on a shiny rock even if I had it like that.
The security is actually there for making sure the mob boss does not escape 😂😂😂
😂😂
.😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Lol legit that dude is there to make sure that mill goes nowhere and that jewelry goes nowhere lmao
P0
Producee how unrealistic do you want it to be?
Him: "yes"
Came here for this....am satisfied 10 outta 10
Wnen I watch icebox shorts with the mob boss he makes me feel like I’m poor 😂😂
i love how when he puts on the last chain you can hear the plastic hitting
that isn't plastic my guy
the best part is when he does a full 360 and gives everything back
The guy is so rich, he doesn't need a suitcase to properly secure his money.
Pocket money
what do u mean? money in pocket is the highest level of security 🤨
Bars
Fr just like holding some quarters
@Ronye Mack because is inconvenient, nothing to do with security!
When you are "half rich" and you have to carry your own money (in your hands) and can afford only one bodyguard. 😁
The amount of money he had wasn’t even close to 10K let alone 1 Million…
I can’t imagine spending 1 million dollars on something so useless
Him:YOOOOO THE MOB IS HERE TO PURCHAS OUR MERCHANDISE
Also him: GRAB THE CAMERA THIS WOULD LOOK GREAT ON TIK TOK
The mob: *shoots on sight*
Props to the cameraman for drinking his invisibility portion🔮🔮
@Joshie Boi Kabir is 👾, show understanding!
Portion?
pretty much
Prob an assistant.
The fact that a million dollars can only get you 8 pieces of jewelry is crazy
Marcus, being a millionaire, the first thing that's on my mind in family, then food, and the poor and needy
Da crazy part is yeah they say it might be fake money yeah he only got eight items or jewelry and two watches but he told me he can keep the change who the f*** does that that's a raise in it I quit that day
*7
It's 7 only bruh , he is already wearing one
That is what happens when they mark up jewelry like it cures cancer.
Money doesn't matter, what matters is you're heart ❤️
I guess that extra money went to the camera man's invisibility potions
Lmao
He left the job from that day
He is living his best life
I’m about to turn in a resume I wanna make skits with jewelry too😭😂😂
Mob bosses don’t go to jewelers, they come to him. Get it straight.
🤓
@M. E. I think some people believes this is real 😂😂😂😂😂
@FBI And yes it is used in the east coast
@FBI Yes it means fake
@FBI Well look at the irony, It’s from the movie Donnie Brasco, that FBI agent who went deep undercover in the Bonnano crime family
Mob: I want to spend a million on jewelry
Shopkeeper: ok what would you like?
Mob: I would lik-
Shopkeeper: no I choose
Plot twist.... He comes back 10 years later for the change he left to be kept 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Damn I wish I had that much money
New Achievment unlocked!
Big Spender
Spend 1.000.000 cash in one round
Woman: “you said you had protection”
Mob boss: “What do you mean?? I have my body guards right here standing next to the bed.”
😂
@S t a r z Actually, you don't know anything about me. You are meaningless to me so trust me or not when I say that I am not a native speaker, it doesn't change anything to me.
@BrolyDZ Bro stop lying lmao such a weak excuse
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
If I noticed this situation arise that security guards weapons & the rich guys jewelry would be in my car in no time 🤫🇺🇸👍😎🦭👌
Employee: how fake do you want to be? Him: yes please
He literally walked in there and dropped a bag lol
He’s the only one that buys all this jewellery and always comes in not Wearing any of it.
Each of those stacks are 10K. You only need 100 of them to be a million. At best it’s probably like 250-300k.
i mean ahm its a joke. LMAO NO ONE IS GOING TO WALK WITH 1million in their hands
The videos a joke dummy
Facts
@Jonathan Madrigal ñ
😑😐
I LOVE RUSSIA AND RUSSIAN PEOPLE BUT THIS DUDE IS A GEEK
Imagine having a security guard with no front sights.
and chambered in .22lr :(
Why do I love this so much???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I think you need another watch for your other wrist” Im dying 😂
He’s 100% protected seeing his guard’s “rifle” is actually an air soft
22LR
@jon sno still one of the most dangerous rounds to get hit with
@Timothy Bourne lol a 556 is a hell of a lot more dangerous than .22
But hell who knows I’m probably wrong
@jon sno he’s not going to be shooting you once, lol. you likely won’t walk away after he’s through
Bro the fact that The bodyguard has a police badge is crazy because if he's a mob boss he would be arrested
the camera man now carried he's invisibility potion for 8 minutes
Bro I did the calculations and the total was 960k and he said the total was 950k. The Russian mob gave him 40k as a change not 50k
Damn, he didn't get his security guard anything today😖
*video ends* - "ight now take that shit off before you grease it up, Jeff."
😂😂
yeah, jeff
@I Am The Culture tv LOL😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PEACE AND BLESSINGS FAM 🙌🙏
Lmao 🤣
LOVE FOR THE MILLIONAIRE.
💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💚❤💚
LOVE FROM BANGLADESH.
If you don’t mind me asking where did you get all you money
Him: amazon
I would have just bought a really nice dookie chain and a custom chain with a pendant and a bunch of grills
In a few years your going to be the mob boss
Dude doesn’t even choose his jewelry anymore. Just let’s the jeweler pick it for him lol
@JJ Wrettt it's a joke bro
If you don't gerrit, forget about it...
ight
And Thats how mafia works
That's the act of a BOSS 🙌🙌🙌
Love how all the other displays are empty. Cute little kids radio on the body guard, sporting a 22lr. One million with one body guard 🧐
I like the part that showed all the 1 million dollars together on that table
A million cash isn't going on that table
I spend that much on one sock.
Fun fact thats store security making sure he dont run off with that jewerly after the video is done
Lmao all he needs is a thick coat and can run off with it all that little 22 ain't gonna do shit lol
@chopo yeah it is a .22
@Bond James he looked down. Into the case not turn around
@Pissy Staircase yea.. cause that’s def a .22 😑
Imagine securing an ungodly amount of jewelry with a big ol scary .22 long rifle
Why spend so much on jewelry when you can make your own lego jewelry
Everyone chill till he says “remember, no Russian ”
😂😂😂😂fax bro true og 👑
Did anyone else notice, the bodyguard has a 22lr rifle, packing big guns. 😂😂😂
We all know he returned it after
Plot twist the money isn't his it's the security guards next to him and he's just making sure that he gets it back after the skit
The cashier guy:*stays calm listing the things he could get for 1000000 *
How fake do u want this to be
Him: yes
He should've stopped at the tailor's first and brought himself some new clothes!
He didn't count the 2nd bracelet. Which was 130k. So he actually underpaid.
Mob boss: "Now put it in the bag"
Salesman: "Sir this is custom made jewelry it doesn't go in the bag"
Mob boss: "I was talking about the money."
@kae thé Thank god😂
@JuanWick yes! Of course this is a skit lol!
I was pointing out how awful their whole stupid skit was.
@kae thé Please tell me you’re joking. I genuinely can’t tell. Im 99% sure this is a skit
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣nailed it
That’s quick… got a lot of stuff for just a million 😉👍
They said he give him all the stuff back and said thank you for healping me out
I want to work in a jewelry store
Jewely looks like a prize you find in a cereal box
It looks pretty real to me
This boss don't even think that he need to buy a bag before anything else😂
@NEVER HUNGRY AGAIN 🧤🗣️🧤😂
No need for a bag when u got mark henry with an smg as ur body guard fao
😂😂😂yaaa ..
He is the bag
No need of bag they had a high powered weapon.
"how fake should the money and vid be?"
"yes"
Imagine being this rich and wearing this kinda trousers😃😂
Which jewelry shop gives out stuff without counting the cash or even checking if it's counterfeit?
Dios mío! Te doy gracias porque cada vez que veo "Absurdos" como estos, me alegro de ser bendecida por ti y no tener ese inmenso vacío en mi vida.
You all missed the bigger picture, the vendor is a genius he left out the 50k on purpose .
It’s 500k at most anyways
Genius..... ahhaahha
Who cares b ?
Or maybe there's no ice for 50,all 100+.
At first I didn’t get it .. but I get it now. Genius
That is how we do it💪
He's so rich he don't even need a bank account neither shop keeper need to count the money
Plot twist: He's gonna adjust the change on the next purchase
what mobster has “MOB” on their ring?🤣🤣🤣
Its custom
The guard must be heartbroken that he didn’t spend the change on him. 😂😭
@S t a r z what i thought lol...
@O.G. 1Love He doesn’t know lmao
@General Chilly IF true whats the name of the video???
In another video he does get something for his body guard 😇
The hell he going to do with a 22 LR 😂😂😂
Esse gajo tem dinheiro fodas
My man spent 1m on jewelry and didn’t get a boss suit
You know what I don’t understand, When diamonds rub on each other wouldn’t they scratch?
The jewelry shop worker: Sir we agreed that when you finish filming the video you will give us back the jewelry
😭😭😭😭😭
@lenorteofficial 🤣🤣🤣
And the clothes too.. go back in the backroom and be a janitor again 😂
And the money too 🤣🤣🤣
Isso é luxúria e ambição
“Keep the change”
After video give me my jewelry back
I wonder how much EVERYTHING would cost
the security guard vith the empty magazine😂
Coz bullets cost money.
Err🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not only that he got a .22 😆
As he’s walking away he’s like “Wa-wait what 50 thousand lemme get some of that back”
Hi
Got to call him the tin man from now on lol!!!
The total is only $950,000.....wtf "only" 🤯
That is so much money😵
That guy is rich I love all your bracelets
Imagine making a fake video and "KEEP THE 500,000 CHANGE"
Props for the guard, he kept the finger discipline.
@Michael 909 My personal opinion is it will kill, but a day later. I’d go 556 or 762 on a rifle
On a .22 cal lmao.
There ain’t even any bullets in it😂😂
True
The employee was like “damn”
Thanks for the cameraman for drinking hiis last invisibility potion
The Kid : I should offer my watch if he'd said keep the change in the beginning
Go Ukraine 🇺🇦 💪