Casually Explained: Ordering Coffee (Short #2)

  • Published on Oct 8, 2016
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Comments • 771

  • Actine
    Actine 25 days ago

    Went to the highest rated coffee shop in town. Was asked whether I wanted an aeropress, a chemex, a kalita, or a v60. Neither were on your chart, so I apologized and made a quick exit. Thanks for nothing.
    Also now I cannot sleep because I fantasize about that cute waitress all the time.

  • VaaSHARK
    VaaSHARK 28 days ago

    Mother fucker is trying to make some purple drink with that codeine 😂😂😂

  • Chris Young
    Chris Young Month ago

    I believe it is bean tea

  • Nozim Mukhitdinov
    Nozim Mukhitdinov Month ago

    that eye line is relatable af

  • Muhammad Ahmed
    Muhammad Ahmed Month ago

    Gotta keep the order simple, an extra large black coffee

  • TheGreatBritishFarm

    Do love the brown substance in mocha...

  • Watery abyss 7768
    Watery abyss 7768 2 months ago

    “And I can rap about it”-casually explained

  • Drew Rodgers
    Drew Rodgers 2 months ago +1

    “I do add Codeine so...”

  • Yautja Prime
    Yautja Prime 2 months ago

    I have found that the most intelligent people do not drink coffee.

  • Alejandro Zamora
    Alejandro Zamora 2 months ago

    You'll find the girl of your dreams and she'll ask you to plug in her charger 😂😂😂

  • YouGottaMineDeep
    YouGottaMineDeep 3 months ago

    I’m not a fan of that dirty bean water thing

  • Micah Buzan
    Micah Buzan 4 months ago


  • Tiacorn !!!
    Tiacorn !!! 4 months ago

    I like an iced mocha with extra sugar then some whipped cream and sprinkles

  • Twenny1 pde
    Twenny1 pde 5 months ago

    ristretto 4 life

  • Dev Aggarwal
    Dev Aggarwal 5 months ago

    > which means you feel normal for a few hours
    Damn right.

  • Venomous Sloth
    Venomous Sloth 5 months ago

    That ending jumpscared me lol

  • The Steadfast Duelist
    The Steadfast Duelist 6 months ago

    *Coffee's gross*

  • Rohan Barad
    Rohan Barad 6 months ago

    Great work

  • José Dirks
    José Dirks 7 months ago

    Codeine gangsta

  • TheChosenOne
    TheChosenOne 9 months ago

    I thought I was the only one who put lean in their coffee

  • Josh Lawrence
    Josh Lawrence 9 months ago

    What the hell happened to the musical tag at the end

  • Quinex
    Quinex 9 months ago


  • zaryab ali ahmed
    zaryab ali ahmed 10 months ago

    "Bean Water" xD

  • NO ONE
    NO ONE 10 months ago

    qhy all those coffe name are spelled in italian?

  • TheCat_3 !
    TheCat_3 ! 11 months ago

    Bean water

  • chbrules
    chbrules Year ago

    I'm going to call coffee "bean water" from now on

  • yea datboi
    yea datboi Year ago

    Bean water

  • Shinji Food
    Shinji Food Year ago

    Thank you. I just took a screenshot of that chart for future coffee order reference.

  • Normal Font
    Normal Font Year ago


  • Classified
    Classified Year ago

    just like sammonella academy

  • Zoobz
    Zoobz Year ago

    Heads up a Cafe Breve is 1/2 and 1/2 milk

  • HGB 1
    HGB 1 Year ago

    Can you do one on anal sex?

  • Glitchy Glitch
    Glitchy Glitch Year ago

    I need my morning bean water.

  • Charlie Alegranti

    Go out there and enjoy your bean water! Oh my gosh!

  • Samantha Dedenne
    Samantha Dedenne Year ago

    >the little sprinkles on your coffee
    cuteness level over 9000

  • ObnoxiousAgnostic

    I won’t buy from Starbucks anymore because I learned that the CEO gave over half a million dollars to Hillary Clinton’s campaign this past election. No money of mine is going to fund that bitch.

  • Andy Howard
    Andy Howard Year ago

    "bean water"

  • Necy
    Necy Year ago

    If it has more than one word in the name, it's not coffee.

  • TheCamoCaliber
    TheCamoCaliber Year ago


  • TheCamoCaliber
    TheCamoCaliber Year ago


  • TheCamoCaliber
    TheCamoCaliber Year ago


  • Anthony Wilson
    Anthony Wilson Year ago

    how did your channel get so big

  • The Entire Earth
    The Entire Earth Year ago

    > black americano

  • Grely Moly Cremp
    Grely Moly Cremp Year ago

    Casually Explained: How to make an outro double sound!

  • Darko
    Darko Year ago

    Why am I watching this hahahah I never drink coffee

  • TtotheG
    TtotheG Year ago

    You can certainly enjoy whatever you like in your coffee, but if you have to smother it in cream and sugar just to make it palatable you should probably just stick to energy drinks.

  • The Lemon Eater
    The Lemon Eater Year ago

    I only drink coffee black, with a little bit of extra water, or as an espresso, I don't give a crap how other people ruin their coffee, as long as I don't have to make the coffee for them or as long as they don't forget to CLEAN THE GOD DAMN MILK STEAMER!!! er... cough* cough*... I mean they can drink coffee how ever they want, I really don't care >:[

  • Taylor Horton
    Taylor Horton Year ago

    i work in insurance and if I don't have my crack I literally cannot functions.... mr bean water gets me paid...

  • Clyde Clyde
    Clyde Clyde Year ago

    Why are you your own ad

  • Isaiah James
    Isaiah James Year ago

    Dude, you sound like CGP Grey

  • Ivan Servieta
    Ivan Servieta Year ago

    My mans said bean water, I’m so fucking dead💀

  • Kevin Cruz
    Kevin Cruz Year ago

    0:44 I died 💀💀💀

  • Frederick The Great

    M8 I fucking love iced coffee

  • Sam p
    Sam p Year ago

    You get weed at a coffeeshop

  • Judith Janneck
    Judith Janneck Year ago

    So if i order a latte macchiato what do i get?

  • keke mal
    keke mal Year ago +2

    "bean water" LMAO

  • Mobutu Obama
    Mobutu Obama Year ago

    Fuck that bitter shit.

    • fish
      fish Year ago

      If it's bitter you can just add sugar.

  • Chrnan6710
    Chrnan6710 Year ago

    0:59 i thought that eyeball thing only happened to me

  • Les Webster
    Les Webster Year ago

    Might have to try some of this bean water after all.

  • Lien Z
    Lien Z Year ago

    *Takes charging cord* Smoothly asks, "bottom or top?" (Outlet) *wink*

  • uhhhscizo
    uhhhscizo Year ago

    Ni🅱🅱a bean water 😂👌

  • Eric Smith
    Eric Smith Year ago

    I'm sorry, but if you drink coffee in any way other than black and bitter, you are not a real man XD

  • Newfy91
    Newfy91 Year ago

    Listen to your video at 0.5 speed. Sounds funny ;)

  • Leticia Beltran
    Leticia Beltran Year ago Bump this shit

  • ShinraFugitives
    ShinraFugitives Year ago

    I drink tea that has twice the caffeine density as my dad's coffee and all the energy goes straight to my sweat glands

  • juju 00000
    juju 00000 Year ago

    and your eyes look like that too.

  • Andrew Firth
    Andrew Firth Year ago

    yoh! I wish I saw this before adding milk to my first ever shot of espresso 😂, literally thought it was just a gimmick for the restaurant to serve in small cups -_-

  • Coral Wonderly
    Coral Wonderly 2 years ago

    I am so happy I found this channel. You are hilarious!

  • EightySix
    EightySix 2 years ago

    Complete sidebar, so sorry about this... Ford "you're not gonna make it" commercial before the video... I REALLY hoped, when the couple carrying the cake did the 'foot swipey' thing to get the hatch to raise, it knocked the cake out of their hands.

  • Kodak Green
    Kodak Green 2 years ago

    holy fucking shit, coffee is bean tea

  • Noah Tetreault
    Noah Tetreault 2 years ago +1

    Am I the only one who thought about Nichijou when it said Doppio?

  • Sam Franklin
    Sam Franklin 2 years ago


  • Yungkebab
    Yungkebab 2 years ago


  • Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Very new to this channel and did not expect to laugh my ass of at this but I did. The end really got me

  • bruhitsjess
    bruhitsjess 2 years ago

    the outro was drunk

  • Not Lauren
    Not Lauren 2 years ago

    At the end I thought you said 'peen water'...Kill me.

  • Jazz Jackrabbit
    Jazz Jackrabbit 2 years ago

    Silly coffee addicts, I pity you ;)

  • Abu Savage
    Abu Savage 2 years ago

    Does he work at starbucks? Lol cuz i do too

  • left for lionheart
    left for lionheart 2 years ago

    I had coffee on Sunday, for the first time ever. I think this constitutes as offically becoming a man.

  • bruhitsjess
    bruhitsjess 2 years ago


  • angelique eighteen
    angelique eighteen 2 years ago

    I don't feel the affect of caffeine. But I feel the addiction to it. I don't get the high or the low or the withdrawal. But I KEEP SPENDING MY FUCKING MONEY ON COFFEE EVERY CHANCE I GET

  • raccoon soup
    raccoon soup 2 years ago

    Bean water

  • Luka Raphael
    Luka Raphael 2 years ago

    Nice double outro there

  • Aiden G
    Aiden G 2 years ago

    love me some bean water

  • Matteo Bukhgalter
    Matteo Bukhgalter 2 years ago

    "i always add codeine so i can rap about it" lmao

  • Master Chef
    Master Chef 2 years ago

    Coffee makes me extremely sleepy :/ I hate going to a coffee shop cause there's a chance I'll fall asleep

  • Nav Sohanpaul
    Nav Sohanpaul 2 years ago


  • Emperor Of the Universe

    I think you might've goofed up the little jingle at the end. It played once, then partly through it it played it again and started from the beginning while the first one was still playing, and kept doing that like five times. Might've been a glitch, but who knows. Really nice vid tho! You should make more of these shorts, they're not very long yet still filled with a lot of funny jokes.

  • 813
    813 2 years ago

    They call it coffee because nobody can say "Black grounded nut juice with milk/cream"

  • bottle doo
    bottle doo 2 years ago

    Nice man, I'm gonna have to try new coffee soon. # bucket list LoL

  • OfflineDinosaur
    OfflineDinosaur 2 years ago

    Anyone else notice the distinct lag in the outro sequence

  • The Primal Fuckhead
    The Primal Fuckhead 2 years ago

    I like how I can hear the click at 47.5 seconds

  • Orbinado
    Orbinado 2 years ago

    "Bean Water" I'm fucking dead 😂

  • Chris O
    Chris O 2 years ago


  • Seth R.C
    Seth R.C 2 years ago

    You work at Starbucks, don't you.

  • JustSomeGuyOnTheInternet

    Yay!!!! Caffeine addiction and withdrawal.

  • VVarrio
    VVarrio 2 years ago

    coffee does nothing to wake me up

  • Reggae Shark
    Reggae Shark 2 years ago

    no one else laughing at the codeine line? 😂

  • kekSama
    kekSama 2 years ago

    You should add an intro image, somehow. It feels off without it...

  • Magix Cuber
    Magix Cuber 2 years ago

    My parents are 90% bean water.