First Drafts: Holiday Cards 2018

  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2018
  • It's the most wonderful time of the year to highlight imperfections made by holiday greeting card-makers.
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Комментарии • 147

  • Vargha Payandeh
    Vargha Payandeh 18 дней назад

    I dont get this joke, would anyone be able to explain it to me: What did one Christmas tree say to the other: My hall pass is Chris Pine. Thank you!

  • ZdenekLU
    ZdenekLU 28 дней назад

    Tell Chris Pine, who apparently is a really nice guy, to send her something. That would be awesome surprise! :D

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan Месяц назад

    Palm Beach, whoo! I'm also from Florida and now in a cold place. Stay warm this winter, people!

  • Emmy Leah
    Emmy Leah Месяц назад

    young lady

  • Rainna
    Rainna Месяц назад

    Pam was great!

  • Birdsong
    Birdsong Месяц назад +1

    She’s a grown-ass lady, so is it really nice to call her young? Does he refer to older men as”young man”?
    Be more respectful of all of her years lived and life experiences.

    • Lynne Dee Barrett
      Lynne Dee Barrett Месяц назад

      It's different ... kind of a turn of phrase thing ... we don't need to be quite so sensitive, do we?

  • trefrog
    trefrog Месяц назад +1

    this is heartwarming

  • Wubba lubba dub dub
    Wubba lubba dub dub Месяц назад

    I like to say "Happy Human Holiday"; it's kind, it's easy to remember, it includes everyone/anyone & it covers everything.

  • Jn Hln
    Jn Hln Месяц назад +1

    Wow! That was some lightning fast mic'ng of that "random" "volunteer"!

  • Jane Guarnera
    Jane Guarnera Месяц назад

    Todd, wash those dishes boo.

  • Jane Guarnera
    Jane Guarnera Месяц назад

    Put some rum in Pam's milk.

  • gerald willcox
    gerald willcox Месяц назад

    Yes ...Enjoy all the episodes Merry Christmas Stephen,,,....Old guy in Oregon..2018

  • salas7146
    salas7146 Месяц назад

    She kind look's like Cynthia Nixon

  • Joffery Hollsworth
    Joffery Hollsworth Месяц назад +1

    That was suer cute, and it's cool to get audience members involved. Little bit awkward, but I can see this becoming a regular thing, with a bit of fine tuning. Really great way to break the forth wall, get lovers of the show involved, and bring a talk show into a more modern arena.

  • Keith Shannon
    Keith Shannon Месяц назад

    Great interaction! I hope Pam get's something great for Christmas, just as I hope everyone reading this comment get's something great for Christmas. Especially if that something is getting to spend time with someone special.

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann Месяц назад +1

    Good job Pam! Love this segment

  • Maria Julian
    Maria Julian Месяц назад +1

    0:34 his mic plays peek~a~boo. It is there when he stands up, then without any adjustment on his part, his.jacket is covering it by 0:36. hahaha

  • Bubble Gut
    Bubble Gut Месяц назад

    Why only white women?

  • lacey childs
    lacey childs Месяц назад

    Merry Christmas, He's Cooperating With Robert Muller...😂

  • nuwavghost
    nuwavghost Месяц назад +1

    “So you know about St. Patrick’s Day” 😎✌🏽🍀

  • Che M
    Che M Месяц назад

    No such thing as a cold month in South Florida =)

  • Stephen Houltham
    Stephen Houltham Месяц назад

    Would anyone else take the first drafts?

  • Poker Face
    Poker Face Месяц назад

    What an attractive MILF :D

  • Paul Castro
    Paul Castro Месяц назад +1

    Bet she voted for Trump

  • Asashin Daka
    Asashin Daka Месяц назад +1

    Why Colbert always picking women from the audience?

  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Месяц назад +1

    I just love Stephen he’s the best at late night

  • Marie Coppola
    Marie Coppola Месяц назад


  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness Месяц назад +1

    I swear to Cthulhu I thought she said her name was Ham.

  • Jonathan King
    Jonathan King Месяц назад

    I don't really care how we great each other for the holiday's but I would totally buy the first draft of the snowflake card.

  • suzawilo
    suzawilo Месяц назад +3

    What neither touched the milk and cookies...? 😱😱😱😱

  • David Invenio
    David Invenio Месяц назад

    Please PLEASE if anyone with the show is listening... I VOLUNTEER TO PERSONALLY FINANCE A NEW NEW OUTTRO JINGLE!!! :-) I'm actually writing some c# code that shuts my audio off at X seconds before the end of every video of Stephen's I watch! (which is to say, all of them) If that's not acceptable I would start a GoFundMe campaign! Whatever it takes!!!

    • David Invenio
      David Invenio Месяц назад

      +Jonathan Kestler I appreciate the tip! Thanks! I have a rather unfortunate terminal ailment.... I'm a software engineer! So I'm usually tying up my keyboards with remote sessions to god-knows-where trying to figure out what I broke this time! LOL Sadly I am resigned to firing up auto-play starting with Stephen and just letting it rip for an hour or so! Honestly they could blast a 10,000 decibel buzzing noise after every one and I wouldn't give up my daily dose of Stephen! LOL Were it not for him and a couple others forcing me to laugh at what's going on, I might lose my mind.... and take a WH job!!!

    • Jonathan Kestler
      Jonathan Kestler Месяц назад

      Hit the right arrow two or three times real quick at the end of the video. Takes less than a second to get to the next video.

  • Life Of Rina
    Life Of Rina Месяц назад +71

    That's my mother-in-law & I'm Todd's wife 😍
    1. she is even sweeter and cooler in person and I know how excited she must have been! So glad she got the opportunity!!!
    2. she's getting more than 1 gift for x-mas that Todd picked out for her
    3. she always tries to watch what she eats, hence the cookies look 😂😂 (yet she always tries to fatten us up with all her tasty baked goods...and it works)
    4. st.patricks day has been a HUGE family tradition for years (for the partying)
    5. she is one of the funnest and most fun loving people you could ever meet.

    • Natalie Pierson
      Natalie Pierson Месяц назад +1

      Aww, give Pam a hug from all of us who think she's awesome! :)

    • Gwyn Gator-Newt
      Gwyn Gator-Newt Месяц назад +1

      Very cool! She definitely puts out good vibes, it makes me happy to hear what a great person she is!

    • Life Of Rina
      Life Of Rina Месяц назад +4

      +debbiedoodiedandi I remember that every day! She is AMAZING!

    • debbiedoodiedandi
      debbiedoodiedandi Месяц назад +4

      She was delightful! You lucked out in the MIL department!

  • Stacey Kersting
    Stacey Kersting Месяц назад +2

    Rather than tell ppl u don't want anything for Xmas....tell them you'd appreciate a donation to your fave charity!

    • Stacey Kersting
      Stacey Kersting Месяц назад

      +BILL MURRAY Lot more fun than no gift at all.......thinking I've done something that makes someone else happy is the most fun thing of all. I have a blast every day and have everything I want. Lifting others is the best thing ever. If u are a parent, or have a younger sibling, you'll experience this on Xmas morning!

      BILL MURRAY Месяц назад

      Stacey Kersting Where's the fun in THAT?

  • Libni Garcia
    Libni Garcia Месяц назад +1

    The guest who comes on stage is always sitting in the same spot... I think... Bring someone down from the balcony, man!

    • T Electronix
      T Electronix Месяц назад

      Balcony people are animals.
      Animals, I tell ya.

  • Becky
    Becky Месяц назад

    Where’s Todd at!?

  • margoelizabethmiller
    margoelizabethmiller Месяц назад +2

    He's doing that annoying "young lady" thing again.

  • brendan colliander
    brendan colliander Месяц назад +2

    Love the hugging Christmas trees lol

  • Caroline Delbert
    Caroline Delbert Месяц назад

    what a CUTE, GOOD SPORT

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад

    Q: What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
    A: "Why are we both in this living room? This family couldn't content themselves with just _one_ tree?"

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад +12

    "Todd, get her something for Christmas."
    Yeah. Something thoughtful, too. The kind of thing that you know exists in the world but she doesn't, that she would find quite useful.

    • Life Of Rina
      Life Of Rina Месяц назад +6

      don't worry, we got it taken care of 😉 (Todd's wife here)

    • S N
      S N Месяц назад +1

      that's good advice!

  • Alice LeFae
    Alice LeFae Месяц назад

    I would die for Pam

  • Zen Firebird
    Zen Firebird Месяц назад

    I got a bad joke.
    Obama, Trump, and Hilary walk into a bar and order three different drinks. The waiter come back with the drinks and a confuse look on his face. He pull out a piece of paper and look at it. He then hand him their drinks. Confused by this one of them ask what was on paper. The waiter told them that it was list of their traits. They ask to see the list and on it was the following
    Obama- Short hair
    Hilary- flowing hair
    Trump- Bird hair.
    They were outrage, Obama spoke and said "How can you confuse me for them. I'm black. The first black president at that." follow by Hilary saying "and I'm a woman. How can you not tell I'm a woman" and Trump pointed out "while I'm white as well, I'm a man. How can you confuse us?"
    The waiter then said "That because all people who come into this bar complain about how you three were corrupt politician who didn't care about who died or who get sent jail."

  • chemxfan
    chemxfan Месяц назад +2

    Mmph - it looks like even jolly ol' St. Nick is under indictment this year...LOL!

  • Christopher Yee Mon
    Christopher Yee Mon Месяц назад +2

    Pam acts comfortable like she's a real celebrity already

  • G. Cosper
    G. Cosper Месяц назад

    What if we said Super Soltice?

  • Working From The Road
    Working From The Road Месяц назад +2

    I want the liberal snowflake one! hahahaha

  • Glen DeLoid
    Glen DeLoid Месяц назад +5

    Pam was cool

  • Cosmos Runner
    Cosmos Runner Месяц назад +5

    What a great way to start the day, I love this man!!!

  • laalki80
    laalki80 Месяц назад +2

    Such a nice lady. :)

  • Healing Asthma A Case Study
    Healing Asthma A Case Study Месяц назад +6

    Ok she was hilarious

  • Arastoomii
    Arastoomii Месяц назад +5

    RESPECCCCT, This was real cool.

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr Месяц назад +2

    The Hague can’t rule on cases between individuals, only nations.

    • MSc Bijles
      MSc Bijles Месяц назад

      They rule on war crimes, but I believe not necessarily only between nations. I think civil or tribal war crimes have also been seen there.

    • NaN
      NaN Месяц назад

      And the US don't even acknowledge it.

    • Jonathan Schneider
      Jonathan Schneider Месяц назад +3

      What if one nation's head of state sends a glitter card to another nation's head of state as official communique

  • D.M. Conroy
    D.M. Conroy Месяц назад +18

    Merry Christmas!
    Don't Lie to the FBI!

  • Ryan Sawhill Aroha
    Ryan Sawhill Aroha Месяц назад +2

    Pam was great and all, but it seems like this segment is always a white lady.... it's odd.

      BILL MURRAY Месяц назад

      Ryan Sawhill Aroha Let me guess.
      You voted for Donald Trump.

  • PaleGhost69
    PaleGhost69 Месяц назад +3

    What did one Christmas Tree say to the other?
    I can see your balls.

    • margoelizabethmiller
      margoelizabethmiller Месяц назад

      What does a Christmas tree have in common with a man who's had a vasectomy?
      The balls are ornamental.

  • Martingoldfire
    Martingoldfire Месяц назад +24

    Pam had great jokes, but her timing didn't fit the format. With another setup she would've killed!

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy Месяц назад +42

    You can always tell how old someone is by the number of times Colbert refers to them as "Young Lady"

    • Igor Schmidlapp
      Igor Schmidlapp Месяц назад +2

      Yound"? Are you misspelling "Young", or "Round"? ;-P

  • Chris R
    Chris R Месяц назад +53

    She looked VERY disappointed with 'milk and cookies'. I think she was hoping for eggnog at the very least. :-)

      BILL MURRAY Месяц назад

      Priscilla Jimenez best to go with
      VitaminWater or 7up(no caffeine).
      Both safer and non-alcohol.
      Alcoholic 🍸 comes back to bite you in the ass in a bad way.

    • Priscilla Jimenez
      Priscilla Jimenez Месяц назад

      +BILL MURRAY he offers them alcoholic drinks all the time

    • Sheena345 M
      Sheena345 M Месяц назад +1

      I'm sure he had alternative options if she said she was lactose intolerant.

      BILL MURRAY Месяц назад

      Agent Fungus That's more a Bill Cosby thing, get her drunk to have his way with her.
      Colbert is a whole different 🌎.

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus Месяц назад +2

      IKR. I thought for sure Stephen would offer spiked eggnog.

  • Gilda deSousa
    Gilda deSousa Месяц назад


  • s21972012145525
    s21972012145525 Месяц назад +17

    Damn those cookies look really good. Kinda want some. Props to her for not eating them on tv lol

    • Priscilla Jimenez
      Priscilla Jimenez Месяц назад

      I would've lol. And would've been silly with it lol

      BILL MURRAY Месяц назад

      s21972012145525 What flavor were those cookies?
      I'm real fussy about that sort of thing.
      If it's not chocolate fudge or peanut butter, I wouldn't touch them.

    • s21972012145525
      s21972012145525 Месяц назад

      So tempted to go get some Christmas sugar cookies from the grocery store now.

    • Asha Mae
      Asha Mae Месяц назад +7

      Mad props to her for not immediately grabbing as many as she could carry before her mad dash at the end. It's what many (myself included) would have been tempted to do.

  • kenderoz
    kenderoz Месяц назад +37

    "Do you have a favourite place to go in New York?" "I hear the Ed Sullivan theatre is pretty nice."

  • Crunchy Chips
    Crunchy Chips Месяц назад +25

    I know it's you, Dana Carvey, you're not fooling anyone.

    • ZdenekLU
      ZdenekLU 28 дней назад

      Thank you!Your comment made me laugh out loud. :)

    • Jonathan Schneider
      Jonathan Schneider Месяц назад +4

      He's a master of disguise

  • K L
    K L Месяц назад +7

    Love you Lady!! Gotta love someone enjoying life and celebrating St. Patty's regularly:) Very cool woman.

  • Kartoffel Pommes
    Kartoffel Pommes Месяц назад +93

    Aw Pam was great! Merry Christmas and safe travels!

  • Akash Mekal
    Akash Mekal Месяц назад +52

    I swear to God I thought she was Cynthia Nixon

    • Patrick Small
      Patrick Small Месяц назад

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • lazyperfectionist1
      lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад

      As many projects as she is known to juggle, it would not surprise me if she is on pretty soon to announce one of them.

  • Nemesis Zero
    Nemesis Zero Месяц назад +7

    It's happy holidays if you are pagan or when saying it to people that you know are Jewish or Muslim, saying merry Christmas to someone that doesn't celebrate it, is like saying happy birthday to someone when it's not their birthday.......

    • Kasper Joonatan
      Kasper Joonatan Месяц назад

      +Nemesis Zero No. You don't say happy holidays for winter solstice on 24th of December, because that's over then (it's between 20th and 23rd). So it's ok to say merry Christmas then.

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus Месяц назад

      Who cares! It's the sentiment that counts.

    • Igor Schmidlapp
      Igor Schmidlapp Месяц назад +1

      +robert leonard And "Happy Festivus" to you!
      "I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"

    • Igor Schmidlapp
      Igor Schmidlapp Месяц назад

      +robert leonard Happy Saturnalia! ;-P

    • Nemesis Zero
      Nemesis Zero Месяц назад

      +Kasper Joonatan no because it's the winter solstice holiday we celebrate, Christmas is just the name Christians chose when stealing it from the pagans

  • Vardhan Shrivastava
    Vardhan Shrivastava Месяц назад +7

    Pam wam bam.

  • scheepalicious
    scheepalicious Месяц назад +81

    I clicked because I thought it was Cynthia Nixon in the thumbnail ...

    • lacey childs
      lacey childs Месяц назад

      OMG yes

    • T Electronix
      T Electronix Месяц назад +1

      +Michael Gomez No, you were not "click baited".

    • Jowana Bueser
      Jowana Bueser Месяц назад


    • Michael Gomez
      Michael Gomez Месяц назад

      Click baited too lol

    • lazyperfectionist1
      lazyperfectionist1 Месяц назад

      Don't count her out just yet. She wrapped up three big projects in 2017. It probably won't be too long before she's on with _another_ to announce.

  • guy inkognito
    guy inkognito Месяц назад +102

    Pam is delightful

  • New Message
    New Message Месяц назад +52

    What she needs for Xmas is a St. Patrick's day celebration!

    • Adam Freed
      Adam Freed Месяц назад

      Preferably not from her second child though.

    • kishore almaji
      kishore almaji Месяц назад

      with chris pine

  • Crmsnraider
    Crmsnraider Месяц назад +2

    Its in the cards.

  • New Message
    New Message Месяц назад +132

    Pam might be a bit nervous, but she's got a real presence there.

    • Lynne Dee Barrett
      Lynne Dee Barrett Месяц назад +3

      +Life Of Rina ... Please tell Pam Merry Christmas from Oregon!
      A very Merry Christmas to your whole Family🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼🎄🎆🍭🥧🥂

    • Life Of Rina
      Life Of Rina Месяц назад +3

      +wesley rodgers she is 😉, don't worry! BUT, that IS always her response 😂 (Todd's wife here)

    • wesley rodgers
      wesley rodgers Месяц назад +3

      Hope she gets some...real presents. (Sorry)

    • injektileur
      injektileur Месяц назад +8

      Yes. I know I'd be petrified. She did very well !

  • Paul Saxman
    Paul Saxman Месяц назад +4

    first draft