Meterstick Jim - The Sims 3: The funniest patch notes

  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2018
  • From the dick kickem guy, a narration of the greatest patch notes ever.
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  • trollface 29
    trollface 29 8 часов назад

    Sims Who are on fire will no longer be forced to á-ttēnd grâ-dü-a-tiõñ

  • Abby Groseclose
    Abby Groseclose 18 часов назад


  • Penguin_ Orange
    Penguin_ Orange День назад

    Holling: Ms. Baker, there is a meteor outside...
    Ms. Baker: Get under your desks, NOW!

    This is for people who have read The Wednesday Wars, by Gary D. Schmidt.

  • Денис Якстерькин
    Денис Якстерькин День назад

    Markiplier was there

  • Anime foxy
    Anime foxy День назад

    Try for baby with the grim reaper

  • DarkSpy76
    DarkSpy76 День назад

    0:32 I am HOWLING I tell you. HOWLING!!!

  • GodBlessYogaPants
    GodBlessYogaPants 2 дня назад

    "Skinny Dip" With A Mummy

  • Lowlife Lin
    Lowlife Lin 2 дня назад


  • Amberthefox
    Amberthefox 3 дня назад

    I swear this guys laugh is funnier than the actual patch notes 😂

  • Angel The Mage
    Angel The Mage 4 дня назад +1

    “Miss there’s a FUCKING METEOR coming at our school, can we please leave?”
    “Excuse me this is silent reading time go back to your seat”

  • Jacob Fernandez
    Jacob Fernandez 5 дней назад +1

    0:31 How is that possible

  • Juz4Fun Vid
    Juz4Fun Vid 5 дней назад


  • PLG-Streams TV
    PLG-Streams TV 5 дней назад

    "But the meteor is..."

  • whattamalawn
    whattamalawn 6 дней назад

    This guys wheeze is infectious

  • NatePlayzYT
    NatePlayzYT 6 дней назад +1

    Literally cried so hard laughing!!!

  • Nathan Gill
    Nathan Gill 6 дней назад +1

    *W I T H T H E G R I M R E A P E R*

    WARRIORS GAME 6 дней назад

    0:29 my favorite part

  • yeet hitter
    yeet hitter 6 дней назад

    0:30 are you okay?

  • Hayleigh Kolbe
    Hayleigh Kolbe 7 дней назад +1

    It is no longer possible to try for baby Wᵢₜₕ ₜₕₑ gᵣᵢₘ ᵣₑₐₚₑᵣ

  • ColdIce Tray
    ColdIce Tray 7 дней назад

    *uhmmmm there a meteo-*
    Teacher: don’t worry it will just get detention

  • TurquoiseSpudd
    TurquoiseSpudd 7 дней назад

    Uhh..Miss, there is a meteor appro-
    Teacher: *SHUT UP AND LEARN*

  • FrostFlame 74
    FrostFlame 74 7 дней назад


  • Eve Sawangansi
    Eve Sawangansi 7 дней назад

    Is this the ‘look at this dude’ guy?

  • The Nubs
    The Nubs 7 дней назад

    0:32 at 0.25 speed 🤣

  • Śhādøw Ęcłīpśę
    Śhādøw Ęcłīpśę 7 дней назад


  • ravi mukerji
    ravi mukerji 7 дней назад

    Um teacher, can I go to the bathroom. teacher: Your just gonna run out of the building sit back down!*everyone dies*

  • Caleb Gepford
    Caleb Gepford 7 дней назад

    I literally almost died laughing because I have a nasty cough and I was coughing so much

  • Chris Schmidt
    Chris Schmidt 7 дней назад


  • Crystal Dip
    Crystal Dip 7 дней назад

    Oh wow children have to die but adults don’t XD UwU

  • Sam Kelly
    Sam Kelly 7 дней назад +2

    its is no longer to try *try for baby* WWWWWWIIIIITH THEEEEEE GRIIM REAPPPPER

  • Mediocre Gamer
    Mediocre Gamer 8 дней назад

    "Fuck them kids"

  • Moon Tea
    Moon Tea 8 дней назад +1

    *W I T H A G R I M R E A P E RRRRR*

  • GD Stormy
    GD Stormy 8 дней назад

    *t r y 4 b a b i*

  • IffyProjects
    IffyProjects 8 дней назад +2

    0:31 is the best

  • grace calis
    grace calis 8 дней назад

    "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, *I DO"*

  • Johnny Torres
    Johnny Torres 8 дней назад

    It's sad hes just a week so no more of these

  • *_Animal Animator of Random_*
    *_Animal Animator of Random_* 8 дней назад

    *When you find someone who sounds a little bit like Cr1tical*

  • Mo Ro
    Mo Ro 8 дней назад

    0:32 U're my god

  • Dominicgaming 3
    Dominicgaming 3 8 дней назад

    Hey Teacher there is a meteo-


  • Thomas Madison
    Thomas Madison 8 дней назад

    *Damn my pregnant sims arena was making money.*

  • Mr Fiasco
    Mr Fiasco 8 дней назад

    1 year later and this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • Alexandre, Joao 2021 Student HS
    Alexandre, Joao 2021 Student HS 8 дней назад

    I want someone write patch notes like this

  • Kimberly Welsh
    Kimberly Welsh 8 дней назад


  • Erik Szalárdy
    Erik Szalárdy 8 дней назад

    To summarize this video in one word *wheeze*

  • Yeeter
    Yeeter 8 дней назад

    This is still funny to this day

  • The Real Rat
    The Real Rat 8 дней назад +1


  • Nervous Scribble
    Nervous Scribble 8 дней назад +1

    It is no longer possible to try for baby w I T H tH E gR I M R E A P E R

  • UnRooLy the Unruly
    UnRooLy the Unruly 9 дней назад

    ᗯITᕼ TᕼE GᖇIᗰ ᖇEᗩᑭEᖇ

  • CAPT CT2626-34
    CAPT CT2626-34 9 дней назад +1

    this video is my heaven!

  • Banana Boi
    Banana Boi 9 дней назад


  • PyramidOfGiza
    PyramidOfGiza 9 дней назад +3

    It is no longer possible to "try for baby" ₩1th th3 gr34m r34p3r

  • SuperGamer TV
    SuperGamer TV 9 дней назад


  • Chloe ?
    Chloe ? 9 дней назад +3

    I tried saying "with the grim reaper" how he says it and I choked on a cookie I had and my spit which made me go red and blue😂

  • TerraBite 76
    TerraBite 76 9 дней назад

    *If a meteor is approaching all sims will leave the building, those who dont will die, unless it is a school in which case the children are not allowed to leave and will always **_Die_*
    Me: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

  • Thatrandomanimeman 12
    Thatrandomanimeman 12 10 дней назад

    That last one tho

  • colin gibson
    colin gibson 10 дней назад

    “Vomit at acceptable levels” is there an acceptable limit?

  • Sandra Fuller
    Sandra Fuller 10 дней назад +2

    Baby Sims will no longer become **wheeze** stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a **wheezing** car **wheeze**

  • Sandra Fuller
    Sandra Fuller 10 дней назад

    Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to **wheeze** attend graduation **wheeze** before they can put themselves out.

  • DerpyGuy3333
    DerpyGuy3333 10 дней назад +3

    It is no longer possible to 'try for baby' wℹTh ThE gRiMm ReEpUrR

  • Carnage GMD
    Carnage GMD 10 дней назад +7

    It is no longer possible to "Try for Baby" *wiTh A **_ghRiM ReEPuR_*

  • Emily Sanders
    Emily Sanders 10 дней назад

    The meteor doesn’t dismiss you, I do.

  • The Ethannator
    The Ethannator 10 дней назад +1

    0:32 Finally someone pronounces "Grim Reaper" correctly.

  • Missymoo 895
    Missymoo 895 10 дней назад

    I wheezed so hard that my cat ran away

  • Cheepsterman Games
    Cheepsterman Games 11 дней назад +2


  • RainbowGerbil The Cat
    RainbowGerbil The Cat 11 дней назад

    Who's driving the car, the baby or the sim?

  • Sploady Cat
    Sploady Cat 11 дней назад

    That be school man we can’t leave even if Jesus Christ is outside

  • Crisis for Deppreso Expresso
    Crisis for Deppreso Expresso 11 дней назад

    Toho player randomly found again.

  • ChickenPanda129
    ChickenPanda129 11 дней назад +2

    P R E G N A N T S I M S C A N N O L O N G E R B R A W L

  • DrDalek
    DrDalek 12 дней назад

    It is no longer possible to try for baby wノイん イん乇 g尺ノᄊ 尺乇ムア乇尺

  • Hawkeye TV
    Hawkeye TV 12 дней назад

    I genuinely died laughing at 1:17-1:27

  • Brenton Taylor
    Brenton Taylor 12 дней назад

    *_W H E E Z E !_*

  • Snowball Frost Berry
    Snowball Frost Berry 12 дней назад

    Poor reaper....

  • Rice Krisbees
    Rice Krisbees 12 дней назад

    *_It isn't the same without it being vocoded..._*

  • OceKat3
    OceKat3 13 дней назад +1

    *W H E E Z I N G*

  • Smack's Gaming
    Smack's Gaming 13 дней назад

    This is why I’m awake at 1:42 A.M.

  • sweetcinnamonpnchkin
    sweetcinnamonpnchkin 13 дней назад

    Why was it that this randomly popped into my head as I was teaching? Kids thought I was having a problem

  • SoulZ _XZ
    SoulZ _XZ 13 дней назад

    0:31 I think the grim reaper took his soul

  • Annabelle Chadbourne
    Annabelle Chadbourne 13 дней назад +1

    Way to go Sims 3, condemning children too death

  • KO and TKOs chanel
    KO and TKOs chanel 14 дней назад

    Why does the guy sound. Like Markiplier

  • Nebulous
    Nebulous 14 дней назад

    Does anyone have more funny videos like this

  • Ender Xanderion
    Ender Xanderion 14 дней назад

    They must really hate children

  • Madailein McGuire
    Madailein McGuire 15 дней назад

    What it's an acceptable level of vomit?

  • OmegaChase1002
    OmegaChase1002 15 дней назад

    the sad thing is the school system is even worse than that in real life.

  • i changed my name lol
    i changed my name lol 15 дней назад

    Kleptomaniac sims can no longer steal subway station-- you had me at subway station

  • Highley Watson
    Highley Watson 15 дней назад


  • checkmiioutchannel
    checkmiioutchannel 15 дней назад

    it is no longer possible to try for baby 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝒾𝓂 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓅𝑒𝓇

  • Synde Animates
    Synde Animates 16 дней назад

    Wait this is on SoundCloud?? YES!

  • TheDubstePigeon
    TheDubstePigeon 16 дней назад


  • Stefino1105
    Stefino1105 16 дней назад


  • spice
    spice 16 дней назад

    i dare you to search sims 3 patch notes and watch every single video.

  • Mr RPG
    Mr RPG 16 дней назад

    One of the funniest things ever 😂😂😂

  • Ryan Helm
    Ryan Helm 16 дней назад

    This gets me every time😂😂😂

  • Mr. Kuroon
    Mr. Kuroon 17 дней назад

    *Wheeze: The video*

    WESLEY HUNT 17 дней назад

    *Genuine wheeze*

    JONZILLA21_YT C. 17 дней назад +1

    His wheezing when he says grim reaper 😂

  • gideon hesh
    gideon hesh 18 дней назад +1

    That got me 0:30

  • KubloxJakub
    KubloxJakub 18 дней назад


  • TARINunit9
    TARINunit9 18 дней назад +1

    Other real patch notes:
    -Sometimes the ocean would reset when Sims woohooed in the underwater cave, because it was just THAT good! This has been fixed.
    -Fixed two occurrences where a houseboat could be created on top of another houseboat thus causing both houseboats to be stuck for eternity…which is a very long time.

  • Nicole
    Nicole 18 дней назад +1

    my school when there’s a bombing threat: 1:20

  • o Y U N G G R A V Y o
    o Y U N G G R A V Y o 18 дней назад