r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE ME YOUR FURNITURE OR I'LL SUE!" Funny Reddit Posts

  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2019
  • r/Choosingbeggars think they're entitled to everything you own, including your furniture and your house. So, you'd better hurry up and hand over all of your property... OR ELSE! There will be DIRE consequences for anyone who dares to separate a choosing beggar from "their" property. You can expect to get arrested if you don't give a choosing beggar what they deserve!
    🤑 r/Choosingbeggars "You Expect ME to Pay for MY Vacation???" ru-clip.com/video/8on2kFv_sYI/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE.html
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Комментарии • 5 581

  • rSlash
    rSlash  15 дней назад +3294

    If you're reading this, paypal all of your money to rslashyt@gmail

    • LaggyBoi Trolling
      LaggyBoi Trolling 9 дней назад

      I would love to do that... but I have no money :(

    • pain14 k
      pain14 k 12 дней назад


    • Nils Collin
      Nils Collin 13 дней назад

      Me: I don't have paypal
      rSlash: still waiting for the money

    • OPwolf barker
      OPwolf barker 13 дней назад

      rSlash did you get your 5000$ from each person yet?

    • Albert Tsaplagin
      Albert Tsaplagin 13 дней назад

      hey rslash i tried paypaling but it kept blocking it... any fix?

  • Konstantinos Vantsioulis Tsoukas
    Konstantinos Vantsioulis Tsoukas 11 минут назад


  • Igor Styrna
    Igor Styrna 2 часа назад

    nah,ima stay here in my house and keep my money and laugh at you because there`s no way youre gonna find someone to pay for your vacation
    speech 100 and destruction 100

  • Shadow
    Shadow 2 часа назад

    the best i can do is $5 and an empty kfc box

  • Dustin Barlow
    Dustin Barlow 2 часа назад

    Your $5000 is in the mail. Had to kill a guy to get it but hey..... at least I got out of small claims court!!

  • Nikh K.
    Nikh K. 3 часа назад

    Lol ''namaste'' (''Να 'μαστε'') in greek actually means ''here we are''

  • Maya awesome
    Maya awesome 8 часов назад

    hello i am a bot my name is 427 and your vids are cool

  • Beat Savior
    Beat Savior 12 часов назад


  • YNG Grizzly
    YNG Grizzly 14 часов назад


  • Brigitte Carrier
    Brigitte Carrier 15 часов назад

    Not a robot and I'm LMFO, thank you !

  • Sidharth Basam
    Sidharth Basam 15 часов назад

    I am real subscriber beep boop bop

  • A J Narula
    A J Narula 16 часов назад

    16:47 thats why I dont comment ;)

    Oh wait

  • Dz Player01
    Dz Player01 17 часов назад

    (im retarded ...)

  • TheGolden Spaceman
    TheGolden Spaceman 18 часов назад

    Heres an RSLASH joke NA MA STAY

  • Arbiter and Chara Dreemurr
    Arbiter and Chara Dreemurr 18 часов назад

    "13:22 hahaha"v

    MARIE BRB 20 часов назад

    Choosing beggar *PAYPAL ME MONEY!!!*

    Me *nO YoU PAyPaL mE mOnEY!!!*

  • Nicholas Carrillo
    Nicholas Carrillo 20 часов назад

    6 humans now

  • mind your own business do it
    mind your own business do it 20 часов назад

    i'm not a robot xd

  • TrYhRDN sean
    TrYhRDN sean 21 час назад

    where the other 4 real people at

  • Faux Fox Samurai
    Faux Fox Samurai 21 час назад

    rSlash: All of my subscribers are robots.
    Me: Has identity crisis

  • flaming storm98
    flaming storm98 22 часа назад

    This is just funny

  • George Williams
    George Williams 22 часа назад

    Yes am one of 5 hoomans that watch

  • N.A. VI
    N.A. VI 23 часа назад

    7:52 there are people like this...taking MASTERS Degrees...we are all doomed XD
    (story starts at 5:08)

  • Dante Black
    Dante Black День назад

    u should pay me i give u a lot of exposure to the voices in my head, lol
    beep boop im a robot beep boop, lol
    i will pay u 3 theoretical dollars per comment i make, lol (yes south park reference)

  • Baden John
    Baden John День назад

    Yep I am a robot

  • Mab The Leopard Gecko
    Mab The Leopard Gecko День назад

    Sub botter as heck

  • ChazDragoon
    ChazDragoon День назад

    Man...it's weird... but these beggars all seem to use the same exact tactics (after marathoning these vids)..
    1: "Give Thing!"
    2: Beg
    3: Whine/Beg Moar
    4: Insult Profusely
    5: Slightly raise price/Beg/Insult More
    6: Call police/claim thing is theirs and stolen.
    Starting to wonder if they all live together or there's a "choosybeggars network" or app...like "Beggr"

  • Scott M
    Scott M День назад

    People like this honestly need to kicked in the head by a donkey... I sadly doubt that would even help these wretches of trash

  • BATMAN 360
    BATMAN 360 День назад

    Ha ha ha. This electronic motion picture film is funny. From human subscriber #124,576

  • Sir Catington
    Sir Catington День назад

    He knows were robots

  • AHS_ Shadow
    AHS_ Shadow День назад

    Exposure me!!!

  • Shoe Lacey
    Shoe Lacey День назад +1

    13:13 Love your modesty

  • kkfay videos
    kkfay videos День назад

    I am human

  • Csniperboi740
    Csniperboi740 День назад

    He said dick

  • Walrus
    Walrus День назад

    I'M A BOT

  • Jacob Barid
    Jacob Barid День назад

    I love it when they bring up, “vERbAl coNtRAcT”

  • Kilaromma
    Kilaromma День назад

    Right after the short mcdonalds story on 9:36 i got a fucking mcdonalds ad

  • Jaghatai Kahn
    Jaghatai Kahn День назад


  • Preston Siegler
    Preston Siegler День назад

    Hate the unnecessary commentary, but I do like to listen to these stories on my lunch break though.

  • snowjin
    snowjin День назад

    i really like rslash and watch loads of his videos but I HATE how he will use any opportunity he can to flex his views or subs, annoys me loads

  • Leah Irvine 1745
    Leah Irvine 1745 День назад

    Namaste outta ma DMs

  • FIB 32
    FIB 32 День назад

    What are robots , what is he talking about?

  • benerval7
    benerval7 2 дня назад

    im retired military and can say that there are many that almost demand a discount. It really is sad when we see one so demanding,. or even worse is to see a dependa getting mad over not getting a military discount. I always graciously thank the establishment when they do have a discount, and don't get upset at the ones that don't offer one.

  • tactical_ cerberus
    tactical_ cerberus 2 дня назад

    I'm glad this content shows entitled bitches for what they are

  • tactical_ cerberus
    tactical_ cerberus 2 дня назад


  • Lps music
    Lps music 2 дня назад

    Yeet good video love your content and keeping it kid friendly

  • Mike Rotch
    Mike Rotch 2 дня назад

    Lmao yeah it’s best to outline how you’re going to lie in a text message to the person you are going to lie about. *no one will ever know shhhhh*

  • Mike Rotch
    Mike Rotch 2 дня назад

    Is this person serious with the demands for replies one minute later? Stage five clinger.....who wants to bet they are single? Lol

  • GD Bran
    GD Bran 2 дня назад

    Almost 1m views

  • Joshua Khoo
    Joshua Khoo 2 дня назад


  • doggy destroyer
    doggy destroyer 2 дня назад

    I wonder if nano is fangirling when they saw this

  • Ashton Thorns
    Ashton Thorns 2 дня назад

    Your a stupid grunt!

  • Bananaman 35
    Bananaman 35 2 дня назад


  • Yeet
    Yeet 2 дня назад +1

    Dude these are awesome! I love the r/choosingbegger

  • Giggly Goo
    Giggly Goo 2 дня назад

    I will only pay ten dollars to comment mister

  • Erin Bliss
    Erin Bliss 2 дня назад


  • Zero -
    Zero - 2 дня назад


  • Marie Kodis
    Marie Kodis 2 дня назад

    my fave thing is how often they say "i could find this for way cheaper." like. go find it then.

  • eating cheese
    eating cheese 2 дня назад

    Hey I just watched you vid waiting for you to pay 15 $ asap by monday if not SEE YOU IN COURT

  • Fearless Gameing
    Fearless Gameing 2 дня назад

    What that artist name I will pay him

  • Michael Milillo
    Michael Milillo 2 дня назад +1

    You shall give me an ice cream sandwich

  • Unicorn girl 7231
    Unicorn girl 7231 2 дня назад


  • Urban Edge Auto Detailing
    Urban Edge Auto Detailing 2 дня назад

    Love the content, keep it coming. Watch your vids every day on my lunch break.

  • Urban Edge Auto Detailing
    Urban Edge Auto Detailing 2 дня назад

    With the time and effort it would take me to send you money via PayPal, I expect you to pay me $500 to send $10.00. I expect this money yesterday, if I dont see it in my account last week I will have my attorney deduct it from you paychecks. Then sue your dead relatives.

  • xXtravisplayzXx
    xXtravisplayzXx 2 дня назад

    Quick question can you sue people or can you only sue companys i have always wondered im a kid okay im stupid i wanan know

  • Ændrøx
    Ændrøx 2 дня назад

    Well i knew a girl who did the Nr.1 succesfully. She got a trip to Las Vegas (to the EDC festival) with expensive hotel and all extras. That guy payd about 2,5-3k per person and after they came back home she never talked to him again *facepalm* glad i dont know this girl anymore

  • Galaxy Girl
    Galaxy Girl 2 дня назад +1

    And now you have 6 actual human subscribers.

  • Raymond Jackson
    Raymond Jackson 2 дня назад

    rSlash, I love your videos and if I could I would gladly paypal $100.

  • bedhead1405
    bedhead1405 2 дня назад

    4:52 smh

  • Universe Travel
    Universe Travel 3 дня назад

    0:43 LOL namaste in Greek(να μαστε) means we are here.

  • Eryazo Eri
    Eryazo Eri 3 дня назад

    Welp, there goes my $100

  • Grace Marie
    Grace Marie 3 дня назад


  • Shock N Awe
    Shock N Awe 3 дня назад

    9:18 - When the RU-clipr reveals, indirectly that all he does, is steal other people's stories and profit from them for FREE.
    Funny, eh?

  • Nancy Ferdinand
    Nancy Ferdinand 3 дня назад

    I think they should made r/nicebeggars

  • Ryan Brandt
    Ryan Brandt 3 дня назад

    She did get her music I was there playing the worlds smallest violin

  • jj nix
    jj nix 3 дня назад

    Aw this makes my day

  • Serezel Vey Dawn
    Serezel Vey Dawn 3 дня назад +1

    That first one omg

  • Lynton Fleming
    Lynton Fleming 3 дня назад

    Actual Human #003 calling in!

  • RGCreeper Animation
    RGCreeper Animation 3 дня назад

    696k subscribers!!

  • YourPalHDee
    YourPalHDee 3 дня назад

    Get my comment to 1k likes so I can negotiate payment for exposure from this channel. Thx

  • yo ho ho and a bottle of bleach
    yo ho ho and a bottle of bleach 3 дня назад

    I love how you pronounce all the misspelled words as they are

  • iLostTheGame
    iLostTheGame 3 дня назад

    Heart and Pin!!! OR ILL SUE U!!!!!!

  • elbobbyx
    elbobbyx 3 дня назад

    first of all I love your channel, I just found it and have watched like 10 videos already hahah, but wanted to give you an advice kida, do something about the text cus after 10 videos I can't watch anymore :( I see a bright white line everywhere because of the highlight of the text xD, keep the hard work man!!! P.D sorry for my bad English, I read it well but not good at writing:P

  • KidozyGAME
    KidozyGAME 3 дня назад

    Bitch, you're not getting paypale mons from me

  • Neoprogamer 4041
    Neoprogamer 4041 3 дня назад

    Make it 6 actual humans

  • Dakota Grothe
    Dakota Grothe 3 дня назад

    These videos make me more cynical every second I watch... Why are people SO dumb?

  • xxhalogamer22xx
    xxhalogamer22xx 3 дня назад

    This is an automated message:
    I am a bot

  • angelfacepeanut
    angelfacepeanut 3 дня назад

    Beep Boop I'm a robot

  • Jake Yaklin
    Jake Yaklin 3 дня назад

    Heart my comment or else I’m gonna call the police and say you won’t give me my heart when I should get if for free mostly because I’m a spoiled 13 year old kid that thinks he deserves everything when in reality I’m just sad that I’m lonely

  • Mike Elbow
    Mike Elbow 3 дня назад

    What really causes people to think this way? Insane stuff but funny as hell.

  • Jakes Joubert
    Jakes Joubert 3 дня назад

    Lol I submitted it by accident

  • Piontro Pechetrini
    Piontro Pechetrini 3 дня назад

    Is Not Mamasteh, is MAMASTES ( Spanish for you Sucked )

  • FireBros_
    FireBros_ 3 дня назад

    I am human, I do Human things, totally not a robot, one of five

  • imran saleem
    imran saleem 3 дня назад

    hey buddy binge watched a couple of your videos... yo entertaining as fuck... explains why u hit over 100k subs in under a week... great job!!!

  • Foxknot
    Foxknot 3 дня назад +4

    If somebody told me to kill my self I wouldnt reply and then when they said "REPLY TO ME" I would respond with:
    The person you are trying to contact has killed them self just like you told them to. I hope your day is less than ~KAWAII~ >w

    • Foxknot
      Foxknot 20 часов назад

      +darynu why not? (im nt really killing myself im just gonna say that i did and act like my ghost is typing...or something..)

    • Jesse likes turkey burgers
      Jesse likes turkey burgers 20 часов назад

      What about no u

    • darynu
      darynu 2 дня назад

      dont do that.

    I IZ KITTY 3 дня назад

    I can do 2 weeks, is that ok?

  • Koshikurio
    Koshikurio 3 дня назад

    You should pay illuminaughty for all the exposure she gave you. It's worth a lot I've heard.

  • Casey O
    Casey O 3 дня назад

    I’m not a robot. I’m an Alien trying to watch videos of how to be human! I think I’m getting there pretty fast! 👽👽👽

  • Kait Langtry
    Kait Langtry 3 дня назад

    Hey I'm an actual human

  • nolan linton 07
    nolan linton 07 3 дня назад

    No I’m good