Cue Cards From Trump's Oval Office Address

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  • Published on Jan 10, 2019
  • Behind every terrible man is an even more terrible cue card guy.
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Comments • 263

  • jalamela Ki
    jalamela Ki 9 months ago

    But the problem with him is He cant READ . . !

  • Julio Campbell
    Julio Campbell 9 months ago

    Theres a cheaper solution for the Honduran caravans, just say you don't support the druglord dictator of Honduras and as the dictatorship crumbles(yes thats all it takes for it to happen)they will see hope in their future and probably will stay

  • V W
    V W 9 months ago

    😂😂😂😂👌

  • MatchstalkMan
    MatchstalkMan 9 months ago

    Those writers… comedy gold!

  • Mike Okkerts
    Mike Okkerts 9 months ago

    Dear USA, grit your teeth, make a cup of tea or ask some garage anaesthesiologist to put you in an induced coma for 2 years. It will all be over soon.

  • neurofire
    neurofire 9 months ago

    Who told Trump he could do legit theatre? That's all this was - acting by an aging C-list soap-opera hack. Fail.

  • Izael M
    Izael M 9 months ago

    Excellent 🤣

  • K Deronimo
    K Deronimo 9 months ago

    Does anyone else catch Heelhigh-Cheeto's "ah-speech" ... "I have a large ah-brain" "my fellow americans, tonight I'm ah-speaking to you"

  • Ashura Dragosani
    Ashura Dragosani 9 months ago

    Hm, cue cards? supposing he can read? That's giving him a lot of credit.

  • Juan Riptide Camacho
    Juan Riptide Camacho 9 months ago

    I was concerned the POTUS was gonna need Hooked on Phonics, Level 1!😂🤣😁😛😜

  • Matthew Roy
    Matthew Roy 9 months ago +1

    Con man

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno 9 months ago

    chump is russia's tool 2 destroy usa making MEXICO great again

  • Oskar Denis Baharudin
    Oskar Denis Baharudin 9 months ago

    There's a good theory that Trump can't read; he's a functional illiterate. He can't read from TelePrompters, so he pooh-poohed Obama using them, for example. The reason he's so low-key during his Oval Office address is because he did the whole speech from memory; he was concentrating on reciting the speech as he memorized it.

  • Melissa Alnardo
    Melissa Alnardo 9 months ago +1

    This is too hilarious !!! 😂

  • Mike Walker
    Mike Walker 9 months ago +1

    That trade deal was made with Mexico and Canada. So I guess Canada is paying for the wall also?

  • Samuel T
    Samuel T 9 months ago

    Great humor.
    But there's also a element of sadness to it...
    Trump doesn't even need cue cards; this kind of thing just comes naturally to him.

  • Sean Inness
    Sean Inness 9 months ago

    trump would read out the stage direction, "not so lie-y. What? Uh... uh... lock her up" Runs away.

  • Rita Hall
    Rita Hall 9 months ago

    Would it be cheaper if US immigration policies strongly incentivized Israeli Zionists to immigrate to our southern border and invest in US by building the wall?

  • Desert Flower
    Desert Flower 9 months ago

    ATTENTION EVERYONE! Read The Federalist Papers, you can find them on Congress.gov.

  • Aditya Tiger
    Aditya Tiger 9 months ago +1

    I need to learn 2 Page worth of Essay to give speech in school
    *Meanwhile POTUS can't remember 1 page worth shit content*

  • Allison Rader
    Allison Rader 9 months ago +1

    He looks like he's about to have a stroke, trying to keep up with all those big words. Reminds me of the time, when I was 7, and had to read a Bible passage for the Christmas Program at church. All those jacked up names and cities. Smh.
    It's very unnerving to read in public when all you've acquired in your life is a First Grade education, isn't it Donnie?
    PS Fuck your wall. Let those people go back to work!! They are going to lose their homes you nutsack!!! Then what?! Ooohhhh let me guess: they might have to apply for aid aaanndd that would make them leeches of the system?? OMG.... what a fucking JOKE this guy is. 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤢🤮
    🦇💩🤪🍊🤡

  • Noel Ryan
    Noel Ryan 9 months ago +3

    "My fellow Americans. I am a puppet named Charlie McCarthy and my Ventriloquist Edgar Bergen AKA Vladimir Putin has his hand up my rear end dictating my every thought, word and action. This broadcast is coming from Vaudeville, not the White House. The Presidency of the USA has been turned into a complete Side Show, way off Broadway. Any resemblance to Good Government and Democracy is purely accidental. Good Night and Good Luck. You're going to need it, Trust Me!"

  • Adrian Osler
    Adrian Osler 9 months ago +1

    the problem is in this day and age leaders must not only be good domestically but globally. trump maybe perceived as great by joe american but he has to be seen as a global player and all he is seen as globally is a spoilt child who cannot get his way and does nothing but hurt americas position as a global player basically he needs to grow a pair and grow up

  • Mike Gill
    Mike Gill 9 months ago +2

    Yeah, if your electorate is dumb enough, this would suffice...

  • Adam West
    Adam West 9 months ago

    Someone do us a favor, someone take colbert down, figuratively of course, we need a real Comedian like Carson or .... ANYONE... His shyte and I mean Shyte is way old. Nothing new...

  • Truong Nguyen
    Truong Nguyen 9 months ago +1

    Wow!my trump can read...You dem nuts are just fake news...lol

  • hatfieldrick
    hatfieldrick 9 months ago

    Which law enforcement professionals are demanding a wall? Deputy Dawg, Quick Draw McGraw, and the Sheriff of Snottingham? Amendment 25 was just MADE for incompetent psychopathic liars like him, and it is waaaaay past time to demand that it be used.

  • Kel Green
    Kel Green 9 months ago

    Am I the only one who heard, "tonite, imma speakin to you. . "

  • Michael ThaArchAngel
    Michael ThaArchAngel 9 months ago

    They should use hexadecimal on this martian😂😂😂😁😜😝🤪

  • rschandran
    rschandran 9 months ago +1

    We have national emergency from January 2016 and that is the man in the WH himself. DT It gives a new context to the old saying, "you can fool some people for some time, fool most for most of the time but you can lie to entire USA all the time.

  • R Z
    R Z 9 months ago +1

    "Lie! Not that much! Whatever I don't give a s***!" - The cue card man

  • chris casey
    chris casey 9 months ago +4

    He's like watching your kids elementary school play.

  • Chunkboi
    Chunkboi 9 months ago +8

    If the cue card holder had just held up the “stop breathing “card for just 15 minutes longer, he would have been a national hero.

    • acct4u
      acct4u 9 months ago +2

      lol good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • Madara Uchiha
    Madara Uchiha 9 months ago +1

    What a outstanding idiot😌

  • Larry Garland
    Larry Garland 9 months ago +3

    "Godfather, I am honored and grateful, that you have invited me to your daughters wedding.......on the day of your daughters wedding...."

  • Town Grouch
    Town Grouch 9 months ago +1

    Proffeshles?

  • SchrodingerIsAlive
    SchrodingerIsAlive 9 months ago

    *money grows on walls actually*

  • Jack O'Neil
    Jack O'Neil 9 months ago +1

    This is so manipulative

  • KLM Hooked Moore
    KLM Hooked Moore 9 months ago +3

    The man is beyond stupid.

  • AThagoras
    AThagoras 9 months ago +2

    Trump can actually read! Who knew?

  • OHFORPEATSAKES
    OHFORPEATSAKES 9 months ago +6

    I guess the 'caravan with thousands of terrorists' turned around...

  • AtheistCitizen
    AtheistCitizen 9 months ago

    he was 'espeaking to you' . I is he eforiegn?

  • Ellis Dee
    Ellis Dee 9 months ago

    I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Alex Scher
    Alex Scher 9 months ago +1

    Trump doesn't need a cue card to lie

  • David Porter
    David Porter 9 months ago

    Make unemployment easier for federal workers

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 9 months ago

    对吧,顺他像人偶,己意无法實现,又怕宅失,不如射电池利百姓和有財,居己所喜宗处,,,。
    鸽子从古至今也是,代代皆如此有事叫唤,没事在地上受娱和工助思,,,?。
    还受研究性向,心理,种种,最後问,要怎样譲动物不怕人,,,?。
    诚實講,殺佬而己为皮靴军装容,殺幼聼消息,卫起後遣外派,,,?。
    居宫享後,,,?。
    以前从不使聖天聖獣聖霝忙,只为商介武器??,不如商介天,取之无盡还有財,不须还天,,,滴。
    对了,可以建基座,取上方物,而集分析出質,然後可知能源質(就是適合母体在贞空中一切作用力),,,。
    基座可先小型研,加入霍金術,为防磁波,可以磁墨粉製外層防漏,,,。
    都可以,,,。

  • hugh jorgan
    hugh jorgan 9 months ago +1

    Dear Mr Colbert...happy new year! You're off to a bad start. I'd hoped you might take a better approach to your comedy in 2019. You've spent the last two years hurting the country with divisive, politically one-sided propaganda. All cleverly disguised as "satire".
    But it's early. In 2019, I hope you show some semblance of personal integrity, stop the lies-by-omission, and have an America-first approach to your comedy.
    And I'll even offer you and your writers a few great topics for 2019 monologues/jokes:
    1. Elizabeth Warren wanting to run for President? Aside from the many possible jokes on her Native American scam, she's a walking funny-quote machine.
    2. Stormy Daniels.? You managed to leave all references to Bill Clinton out of your jokes last year. It's comedy gold to use his impeachment in comparison to Trump's lies.
    3. Speaking of lies..maybe you should use 2019 to remind Americans (using "satire" of course) that Obama's lies on the Affordable Care Act were Politifact's "Lie of the Year" for 2013? And maybe joke about how the Supreme Court recently determined the ACA is unconstitutional? Thus removing the only remaining tangible legacy from 8 years of his globalist leadership? (come, on there's some humor in there, I know it)
    4. Border security? Maybe you could joke how both Obama and Hillary wanted a permanent barrier with Mexico and knew illegal immigration is a massive issue? And the Schumer/Pelosi response (the hallway podium speech) to Trump's address is a Morticia/Gomez joke writing itself! (It was that scary. Particularly for Democrats)
    5. And maybe joke in 2019 how Trump has improved domestic and international security, won trade deals, sustained massive job growth, brought corporate spending back, and implemented historic tax reforms and foreign policies. He's only 2 years into his first term.. and has already corrected many disasters left by the Obama/Hillary era. There's got to be some good jokes in there...right? ..;/
    etc, etc
    I hope you get the point. Please consider 2019 as an opportunity for you to help the country with balanced satire...rather than hurt it with divisive lies-by-omission and propaganda.

  • Guy Mcafee
    Guy Mcafee 9 months ago +2

    Donny is just proof we need to pay closer attention to our education system. Their is obviously a problem when trump is elected. This whole presidency from the start should have been laughed out of the primary. 2020 is almost like turning the 16th birthday with that freedom of a lisence but intead it will be a new president. God im old

  • Rebecca Treeseed
    Rebecca Treeseed 9 months ago +75

    Why did you remind him to breathe?

  • Choo Choo MotherTrucker
    Choo Choo MotherTrucker 9 months ago +1

    Talking is now an exercise?

    • Allison Rader
      Allison Rader 9 months ago

      You'd think. By the pained look on his face.....😬

  • Laurent Bennis
    Laurent Bennis 9 months ago

    ru-clip.com/video/PvYG0t2Mx4Q/video.html

  • lunabranwen
    lunabranwen 9 months ago +4

    He lives in a total fantasy world

  • Tejas Nair
    Tejas Nair 9 months ago +1

    “Tonight I am misspeaking to you”

  • Vince Nguyen
    Vince Nguyen 9 months ago

    This is a national embarrassment for USA. 800,000 workers work no pay. If this goes the opposite then the govt would fine private company for work no pay. Do not trust the government because they will twist in their favor. Hold on to your money my American friends. Trust one one or entity but yourself. I am Chinese and I approved this message.

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 9 months ago +2

    Obviously just a silly joke. Trump doesn't need cue cards to remind him to lie.

  • DanGan808 Ella
    DanGan808 Ella 9 months ago

    What makes this clip even funnier is the thought that this is exactly what is happening for real whenever Trump is on tv giving a speech! 😂

  • spenx09
    spenx09 9 months ago

    Umanitarian, professials, dude, even with a script, the guy can't talk

    • BoojumFed
      BoojumFed 9 months ago

      I've been saying it for years: His dad suffered from Alzheimer's for years before he died, and that shit's hereditary...

  • retnavybrat
    retnavybrat 9 months ago +3

    Trump did seem to be sniffing a lot during this speech.

  • retnavybrat
    retnavybrat 9 months ago +3

    This is fake! 😉 Trump doesn't need cue cards to know when to lie. 😁

  • It is I
    It is I 9 months ago +5

    Basically exactly how it went down

    • retnavybrat
      retnavybrat 9 months ago +1

      Except Trump really doesn't need a card to remind him to lie.