Every Waiter Ever

  • Published on Jan 20, 2020
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
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    Damien Haas // damienhaas
    Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
    Courtney Miller // co_mill
    Ian Hecox // ianhecox
    Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
    Rachel Jenkins // rachelj7790
    Director: Ryan Todd
    Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
    Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
    Production Manager: Margo McHugh
    1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
    DP: Jonathan Na
    Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
    1st AC: Jacqi Jones
    DIT: Matt Duran
    DIT: Brian Rosenthal
    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
    Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
    Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
    Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
    Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
    Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
    Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
    Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
    Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
    Grip: Angelique Costanza
    Key PA: Austin Barrett
    PA: Patrick Polsin
    PA: Sarah Davis
    PA: Samuel Kaufman
    Editor: Mike Small
    Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
    GFX: Brittany Metz
    Content Manager: Kiana Parker
    IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
    Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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Comments • 3 518

  • Daniel Huynh
    Daniel Huynh 3 hours ago

    Damine is no cap good at singing doe

  • The Corn-Cob
    The Corn-Cob 3 hours ago

    None of this has every happened to me

  • Alyssa Wilkes
    Alyssa Wilkes 3 hours ago

    Umm Damien can sing!?!?

  • Kristina Po
    Kristina Po 3 hours ago

    I'd like Damien to sing me a birthday song on my birthday this Feb! Haha wew!

  • ballz pickle
    ballz pickle 3 hours ago +1

    ian hi

  • Jo Yee
    Jo Yee 3 hours ago

    Dem PIPES Damien. Damn how good 😍

  • H Studios
    H Studios 3 hours ago

    Anyone remember Anthony Padilla he was Ian’s friend (or best friend)

  • Nia Bernadette Lanting

    Damn, Damien's vocals 😍

  • NoahTheBomb77
    NoahTheBomb77 3 hours ago

    when i turn 20 i wanna work at smosh

  • minx 1234
    minx 1234 3 hours ago

    Yayyy my idea 😀😀😀😀😀

  • MsFexcellent
    MsFexcellent 3 hours ago


    On another note, this was delightful

  • April Stanfield
    April Stanfield 3 hours ago

    not gonna lie, Damien killed singing happy birthday like holy shit

  • Fake Betch
    Fake Betch 3 hours ago

    IS THAT RACHEL???!!!!

  • Unknown Person
    Unknown Person 3 hours ago

    damian do u sing or not

  • Mrs Holmes
    Mrs Holmes 3 hours ago

    OMG Damian needs to make a song 😍

  • John Bainivanua
    John Bainivanua 3 hours ago

    Do "Every Olympics ever"... in celebration of


  • MeMe Tiger
    MeMe Tiger 4 hours ago

    Yo can we get a lyric video on the damien song?

  • Lindsey Badge
    Lindsey Badge 4 hours ago

    That's guys singing was brilliant 😎

    IBRAHIM 4 hours ago +1

    *The legends says he's still singing the birthday song*

  • Nada Colić
    Nada Colić 4 hours ago

    Earth sweat... My goodness... My life is changed... I can't look at water the same way ever again

  • Alyssa Alali
    Alyssa Alali 4 hours ago

    thanks for the damien singing content, now please make full versions of everything he sings on smosh and put it on an album for us

  • Pads
    Pads 4 hours ago

    wheres olivia sui

  • Hard rock Cafe
    Hard rock Cafe 4 hours ago

    Seriously a BiG no doesn't happened like that

  • mak attack
    mak attack 4 hours ago

    You guys should do next every commercial ever

  • Atzera
    Atzera 4 hours ago

    Damien sings wonderful😍😂

  • Lion2008 Omba
    Lion2008 Omba 4 hours ago +1

    was Ian ok in the making of this video?

  • ThatMemeMaker
    ThatMemeMaker 4 hours ago

    When they asked “Does the pizza come with cheese?” And Ian said “Yeah. It’s pizza.”
    I found that offensive as an Italian-American due to seeing people eat pizza with just tomato sauce.

  • DaSe Art Alley
    DaSe Art Alley 4 hours ago

    Damien is a great singer!

  • Summer Summer
    Summer Summer 4 hours ago

    i love the birthday song the most!

  • Jonathan Nabil
    Jonathan Nabil 4 hours ago

    Why isn't Damien featured in a Broadway musical already?

  • Shazzle Dazzle
    Shazzle Dazzle 4 hours ago +1

    Why does Damien have such a beautiful voice!? 🤯🤭

  • Seb
    Seb 4 hours ago

    Where's Noah?

  • Brandon Morrow
    Brandon Morrow 4 hours ago

    Damien’s voice... 😎

  • D.T. TS.
    D.T. TS. 4 hours ago +1

    Where is olivia?

  • Fire
    Fire 4 hours ago

    Damien song was awesome, good voice

  • João Vaz
    João Vaz 4 hours ago

    Damien and Ian : Yin and Yang

  • João Vaz
    João Vaz 4 hours ago

    Wow ... Damien can actually sing !

  • Hiro
    Hiro 4 hours ago

    I love these

  • Jenna bleh
    Jenna bleh 4 hours ago

    I don't know who this new girl is, but she's great and I love her. Hope we see more of her! *dabs*

    PUBG AND SONEONE 4 hours ago

    Number 5 trading in UK

  • Franny
    Franny 5 hours ago

    Oh man, that voice tho 😍 Damien my maaan

  • HJMLong
    HJMLong 5 hours ago

    Did someone say Gus Johnson clone

  • meow meow
    meow meow 5 hours ago

    i would like the lyrics of his birthday song

  • Geetha Vani
    Geetha Vani 5 hours ago

    Johnny !!!!!!!!

  • Damon Sparkes
    Damon Sparkes 5 hours ago

    Bro how did i not know Damien could sing like an angel

  • Mohan Mehta
    Mohan Mehta 5 hours ago

    Did Noah leave smosh

  • Glenn Jacobs
    Glenn Jacobs 5 hours ago

    Damn Damien can sing pretty well

  • Baz Doppleganger
    Baz Doppleganger 5 hours ago

    I ate my twin in the womb...

  • Saka Moto
    Saka Moto 5 hours ago +1

    This probably more like...how many people wish Damien could perform a Happy Birthday Routine/Song for them. Alas, only the reality of causal common place waiter/ress BDay songs is all most are ever getting...

  • The Pokemon World
    The Pokemon World 5 hours ago

    Me birthday today

  • Keren icehand
    Keren icehand 5 hours ago

    Ian face in the birthday song🤣🤣🤣🤣💜👍

  • Jevon Jara
    Jevon Jara 5 hours ago +1

    Who knew damien was a great singer

  • Naturalista Nas
    Naturalista Nas 5 hours ago

    When ya boi tries to sound kinda bad and still doesn't even sound that bad

  • murry001
    murry001 5 hours ago

    Who knew Damian was such a good singer

  • J Weeby Nerdy
    J Weeby Nerdy 5 hours ago

    Can you do every tik tok ever

  • jaed
    jaed 5 hours ago

    2:38 holy shit this is exactly Andy from The Office

  • Luna :D
    Luna :D 5 hours ago

    Iaaan yees a lot of waiters act like that T-T

  • alexander bjerregaard
    alexander bjerregaard 5 hours ago

    Who else wanna see a full video of damien singing now because they had no idea that his voice were so heavenly?

  • Jayden Gonsalves
    Jayden Gonsalves 5 hours ago +1

    This is the best f*cking thing I have seen in my life. And I saw a cat with space eyes.

  • TheLindamanga
    TheLindamanga 5 hours ago

    So fun that Rachel from spelling beekini wax, is appearing on few skits now