Joe Wong: Building A Wall Didn't Work For China

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2018
  • Take it from Chinese American stand-up comedian Joe Wong. Walls don't work.
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  • Robert Richardson
    Robert Richardson 25 минут назад

    Korean couple gave birth to a Chinese baby and named him Sum Ting Wong😀

  • El Rey
    El Rey 32 минуты назад

    Very Funny!

  • Malcolm Smith
    Malcolm Smith 5 часов назад

    he was funny

  • ray juneau
    ray juneau 7 часов назад

    Wong is Wong again. The wall did work.

  • B Y
    B Y 7 часов назад

    he's not wong, he's right: don't build a wall. It's better to electronically verify worker ID's first, then chip away at the freebie incentives for illegals, and finally start giving out prison labor sentences to border trespassers detected by drone cams and satellites. We could sure use some more natural habitats for wolves and killer bees.

  • HerbSuperb44
    HerbSuperb44 9 часов назад

    Well. This sure is stupid. Colbert has been that way for some time now. It's not the 14th century. It's not the Ming Dynasty. It's not China. It's not the Mongol Empire. It's not the same technology, building materials, or human intellect that's designing and building the US border barrier. NOTHING is the same between these two scenarios. So why is idiot Colbert even bothering to make a comparison? Is he just completely dishonest and morally bankrupt? That's what it seems like.

  • Ronald Krikorian
    Ronald Krikorian 9 часов назад

    Joe. U got it all wong!

  • RitchUK
    RitchUK 11 часов назад

    Well the wall in China did stop the invading armies and now it has made the country billions in tourism. So I would say it has worked.

  • YAJEE'S WORLD
    YAJEE'S WORLD 12 часов назад

    Hu Cares!

  • Dolgoon Namsrai
    Dolgoon Namsrai 12 часов назад

    the wall obviously worked what an idiot he is. if the wall didn't work china would not exist today period. not to mention the billions of them

  • M K
    M K 14 часов назад

    I know..anyway there is a saying "never trust Chinese

  • Ethan Staughton
    Ethan Staughton 16 часов назад +1

    Two wongs dont make a white

  • Shashank Shekhar
    Shashank Shekhar 16 часов назад

    There is one paid person in the audience

  • DocEigen
    DocEigen 19 часов назад +3

    Joe Wong is a total liar, the wall worked for China MANY times, through a number
    of invasions. Just because he looks Chinese doesn't make him an authority.

  • Leland Lewis
    Leland Lewis 20 часов назад

    Great Wall didn't work, Hadrian's wall in Britain didn't work, the Berlin Wall didn't work, the wall in Israel doesn't work {even though Trump claims it does}, walls have never been effective on their own because there are ways around them, under them and through them. Today, with all of the methods of travel and availability of false documents, a wall is only going to have a minor effect on illegal immigration. Most illegals enter legally and then overstay their visas.
    All of the electronic solutions that Trump says don't work are currently being used effectively by Border Patrol and civilian border patrol groups; they just need more of it and more agents to support the system to be more effective.

  • Souriya Phongsavath
    Souriya Phongsavath 20 часов назад

    If the wall became a tourist attraction ill be money well spent thanks trump

  • anthony esparsen
    anthony esparsen 20 часов назад

    No one in their right mind is trying to go to China wake up man

  • Richard Pasquin
    Richard Pasquin 21 час назад

    Nobody wants to cross over communist China or they will shoot you.They don't have caravans.

  • Robert Hill
    Robert Hill 22 часа назад

    Super cringe

  • Mad SUPANOVA
    Mad SUPANOVA 23 часа назад

    Borders: So basically all the wars the bloodshed to establish a new country and the almost extinction of the original people's...WAS FOR NOTHING?
    All the land regions fought over to conquer and established NEW IDEALS was for nothing... if America truly opens it's borders freely to all. That only leads to the start of all different groups of the world wanting to establish their old customs and ideals on American soil and eventually straying away from the established American system. I bet ya'll I can't just go to China illegally and work and stay there hidden. The hiding part will be hard because that country did a good job of keeping other TRIBES of humans out, that don't resemble them. Some regions of America a visitor WILL BELIEVE THE FIRST LANGUAGE IS SPANISH AND ENGLISH THE FOREIGN LANGUAGE. That is the drastic change to a region when a mass group from their own broken country migrate... in this current state ILLEGALLY.
    We all see how Germany is playing out. Changes the original dynamic of a country. Just ask the NATIVE TRUE AMERICANS how their tribes of humans turned out in their original land region.
    All these other tribes of humans crack jokes continually on the white man... BUT YET STILL, IN ALL OF THE WORLD THE MOST ORGANIZED REGIONS TO LIVE IS WHERE WHITE MAN HAS Established THE STRONGEST IMPRINT. PEOPLE ARE SO STUCK ON THEMSELVES, THEIR OWN TRIBE, THAT THEY LOSE THE GRAND PERSPECTIVE OF THE WORLD.
    Example, The skin color pity nonsense that continues to cloud. White people kill white people. Didn't the REVOLUTIONARY war, WW1, WW2 and then the whitest war..whites against whites the American Civil War occur? Caucasians savaged the hell out of each other... different tribes of white (WW1, WW2) BUT STILL white. It is not color of skin.. it is always about a tribe of your own kind, conquering another, so their ways of living is the ruling way of living.
    That is why you feel out of place when your out numbered by a group of humans not resembling you... (your structural characteristics, your color shade, your language your tribe customs)
    It is why so many different tribes of humans are complaining... I DON'T SEE MY KIND ON TV... I WANT TO SEE A HISPANIC...'LIKE MYSELF' WIN the OSCAR. I WANT TO SEE A BLACK PERSON ' LIKE MYSELF' WIN OSCAR. I WANT TO SEE AN ASIAN 'LIKE MYSELF' WIN OSCAR... THEY WANT WHAT THE WHITE MAN ESTABLISHED AND MADE SUCCESSFUL, BUT They WANT TO GET RID OF THE WHITE MAN AND TAKE WHAT THEY CREATED INSTEAD OF MAKING THEIR OWN THING UP. IT'S really a selfish mindset, trying to covet something that is not yours... The only thing other tribes should really try to stop is another ruling or incharge tribe of, pushing constantly stereotypes ALL THE TIME of another group that eventually condones the entire other tribe group... when they put on display or portray them.
    Anyway blah... we all die

  • AfflictionGP
    AfflictionGP День назад

    Wrong, the wall served the very reason it was made hahaha.

  • Dede Yusuf Hamka
    Dede Yusuf Hamka День назад

    I laugh even i dont understand chinese

  • BaldingClamydia
    BaldingClamydia День назад

    I wish we got to thumbs up or down the ad. I hate xfinity ads xD

  • K Rabenaldt
    K Rabenaldt День назад

    Its ALL about keeping the criminals out. Not against immigration, just illegal so we can screen those coming in. Not everyone wanting to come to the US has good intentions. Pure and simple.

  • Nathan James
    Nathan James День назад +1

    I just hate China. I hope this disgusting country would leave our country forever alone or much better if they just sink in the ocean together with atlantis. They are so nasty and they tend to dominate other races they have Superiority Complex which clearly doesn't work bc they are dumb b*tches. Let me tell you some AMAZING works of Chinese people/government.
    1. They kill dogs to eat (Yulin festival) bc apparently they believe its more yummier if they would beat/torture the dogs first before burning and cooking it to eat. This is known worldwide.
    2. They have toxic wastes and chemicals that they use for foods, toys, etc. (almost everything) e.g. Melamine
    3. There's one time in the news that they even ate diapers and use it as an ingridient for selling street foods there (even if you tell me that news aren't reliable, you can't deny that these people are CRAZY so everything is plausible.
    4. In our country they have businesses which they sell general merchandises that has a very cheap quality. The opposite of China when it comes to the word QUALITY is ofc USA
    5. I have met so many Chinese people they are too loud in the public, they even undress in the public, they are lousy and when in line they tend to do more crazy stuffs. Most of them are feelers. They think they know it all.
    6. They always have ABUSIVE CLAIM issues in almost everything.
    7. Theres too many but I'll just leave it here. F*CK YOU CHINA ./.

  • Bilal Ünal
    Bilal Ünal День назад

    Someone among the audience laughs frustratingly

  • The Right Wing Archives
    The Right Wing Archives День назад

    Then why does Israel have a wall?

  • bearingman58
    bearingman58 День назад

    what do you mean walls don't work? did you see what happened when those people went over nancy peelosis wall? didn't take a 1/2 hour before they were gone!

  • Tess Chapeau
    Tess Chapeau День назад

    Love his delivery!

  • John Sheedy
    John Sheedy День назад

    THE WALL will be the greatest boon to pole vaulting, tunneling, high trampoline bouncers, and human cannon balls ! Parachutists ? Scuba swimmers ? Glider pilots ? Spring board champions ?

  • Ryan Cormier
    Ryan Cormier День назад

    Okay that last joke got me rolling

  • Renata Gross
    Renata Gross День назад

    Well said Joe.👏🏾🏆

  • Eko Laksono
    Eko Laksono День назад

    Wall didnt work for china, i watched mulan.

  • Dang Utube
    Dang Utube День назад

    I like his set from the RTCA dinner on C-SPAN

  • Kevin Wellwrought
    Kevin Wellwrought День назад

    Building the wall saved China from invaders for centuries.

  • James Wayne
    James Wayne День назад

    The great wall of China failed because Genghis Khan crossed the part where there was no wall which was across the Gobi desert. The Chinese thought no one would be mad enough to cross the Gobi desert with an army so left it undefended, similar to none of the Romans ever expecting Hannibal Barca to cross the Alps with an army in his invasion of Italy.
    In war it is best to do what is unexpected in order to crush your enemies. The wall did not fail, the imagination of the Chinese failed to comprehend the will of the great Khan, the world conqueror.

  • Sammu Wamm
    Sammu Wamm День назад

    Wall didn't work for Hadrian either. England was just like "you stay on that side of the wall" and Scotland was like "okay fine but you better stay on your side". Then the English decided to jump the wall and basically of about 10,000 English people only 1 made it back alive and the only reason he made it back alive was that that English person looked over the wall and said "there are too many goats here" and went home.

  • El Chapo
    El Chapo День назад

    This guy is funnier than Kevin heart an the rest of those wannabes

  • T Phas
    T Phas День назад

    Hold on hahaha

  • retlcdrusn
    retlcdrusn День назад

    Raiders cross your wall and steal livestock. By the time they reach the wall to get the fractus animals over it, local forces have mobilized and trap them against the wall to destruction.

  • lhbchen
    lhbchen День назад

    It worked. SONG Dynasty never had one in their control so they couldn't defend the Mongolian at the end of it. MING Dynasty had one and kept the manchurian out successfully for the longest while, until a corrupt general opened the gate for the manchurians and lost the wall. Joe Wong is an American who knows no Chinese history. It's a shame that you use his ethnicity to project an uterrly false information of the China's past. You fucking racist!

  • Chi Minh Ho
    Chi Minh Ho День назад

    Because the wall is "made in China"

  • david bartlett
    david bartlett День назад

    really funny guy. look him up on youtube. he has a lot of really funny stuff. great job joe!

  • salvador sierra
    salvador sierra День назад

    The business of the drugs is 300 billon dollars a year a wall is not going to stop one gram of it

  • salvador sierra
    salvador sierra День назад

    The wall is a 30 billion dollar contract ask your self way trump is lifting sanctions to the Russian oligarch of the Aluminum

  • Robert Olivares
    Robert Olivares День назад

    America is not china

  • Zengoki GYH
    Zengoki GYH 2 дня назад

    Trump contributed a lot in health with marches and most importantly laughter. Laughter is the best medicine. A hilarious fact!

  • lili shyta
    lili shyta 2 дня назад

    America needs to learn from China that stole American intellectual property and cheated in trades and wants America down as soon as they can. China wall kept the Mongols out, which headed toward Europe, by mixing and creating new races and new countries in expense and by genocide and replacing natives. China is homogeneous and wants to be great by using westerners industry. Does China has open border policy for illegals, or is it easy for you in America to exercise freedom of speech?

  • Alex Soriano
    Alex Soriano 2 дня назад

    Wow!!! Talk about over exaggerated laugh in the background.... the dude is funny but how much do they pay to laugh that hard.

  • Ronda Macjustice
    Ronda Macjustice 2 дня назад

    That’s true Mexicans come in all shapes and colors

  • Edward Hart
    Edward Hart 2 дня назад

    No Trump does not to build a wall to stop immigration, he wants to build a wall to stop ILLEGAL immigration. Do you understand the difference?

  • Danielle Dunsworth
    Danielle Dunsworth 2 дня назад

    Lol, "making America healthy again" one march at a time!

  • milind gade
    milind gade 2 дня назад

    Aewsome

  • iamawesome678
    iamawesome678 2 дня назад

    China should ask India what Indians lost when they failed to build a wall on Khyber pass.
    India got partitioned with such a diverse demographic due to open borders. But Chinese emperors built wall and protected native Chinese from foreign attacks.. U people are still Chinese and very few diversity.. That wall work indeed.

  • daz6704
    daz6704 2 дня назад

    Not that funny,

  • Luxedivva
    Luxedivva 2 дня назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he is so funny!!!🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏

  • cb108
    cb108 2 дня назад +1

    Joe Wong's wife gave birth to a white baby. Joe told his wife: "Two Wongs don't make a white."

  • bjoy20101
    bjoy20101 2 дня назад

    Read world history not the history of china

  • Pretty Tarot
    Pretty Tarot 2 дня назад

    🤣

  • Brad Oconnor
    Brad Oconnor 2 дня назад

    History teaches that the Chinese walls DID work , and there are multiple overlapping walls over there. Wong. ..... Little humor. Very little humor. Now you got them colbert people walking away thinking you told them the truth and you didn't. Funny as yellow snow.

  • FUZ ZZZEY
    FUZ ZZZEY 2 дня назад

    It sure works for Israel and the Vatican... and don’t forget Nancy Pelosi house?

  • jinslay1
    jinslay1 2 дня назад

    That show must pay for idiots to laugh at the host and comedian leftist audience

  • WXNDYRZR
    WXNDYRZR 2 дня назад

    Refreshing comedy.

  • Yngwie Darrell
    Yngwie Darrell 2 дня назад

    asian tryong to do stand up? lol god he sucks. Learn to speak fluent english at least

  • infowars dotcom
    infowars dotcom 2 дня назад

    These libtards sound like complete cackling nutjobs

  • infowars dotcom
    infowars dotcom 2 дня назад

    Historically the wall did work ummmmmmmmmm no

  • infowars dotcom
    infowars dotcom 2 дня назад

    The wall did work wtf? Libtards go figure

  • Tall-NH
    Tall-NH 2 дня назад +2

    Two Wongs do not make a right.

  • crazykubla
    crazykubla 2 дня назад

    When your so desperate to push the 'orange man bad' narrative that you find yourself having to argue reasons why walls don't work. It's just laughable.

  • still workin
    still workin 2 дня назад

    it worked ,, you can keep china

  • saoud sharkk
    saoud sharkk 2 дня назад

    I have Asian wife too🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Luis P
    Luis P 2 дня назад

    The wall in China didn't work because they never had Trump

  • Beaver Licker
    Beaver Licker 2 дня назад

    Why the worry over this $5 billion? If it won't work why is every news and entertainment talking head so involved? Could it be the ppl who pay you shills know that the wall will work and it will ruin (((Their))) plan to genocide White Americans?? Hmmmmm???

  • Ms Spears
    Ms Spears 2 дня назад

    America help Jordan build it's wall.

  • Yi Wang
    Yi Wang 2 дня назад

    The only problem is ... great wall did work. Not a good joke for someone really studied history.

  • Jason
    Jason 2 дня назад +2

    4:42 "i have a lot in common with white guys, i have an asian wife"

  • Just4FunDslee1
    Just4FunDslee1 2 дня назад

    This isn’t China bitches

  • dobby
    dobby 2 дня назад

    he so wong

  • Anthony White
    Anthony White 2 дня назад

    we have the great Wall of China the Berlin Wall and? what will this Wall name stay out wall y spend money on a wall and A lot people with family will suffer and become home less god bless and save America

  • George Jenkins
    George Jenkins 2 дня назад

    A stupid headline and he does not know a lot about walls. "Several walls were being built as early as the 7th century BC;[2] these, later joined together and made bigger and stronger, are collectively referred to as the Great Wall.[3] Especially famous is the wall built in 220-206 BC by Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China. Little of that wall remains. The Great Wall has been rebuilt, maintained, and enhanced over various dynasties; the majority of the existing wall is from the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644)." If the walls did not work the Chinese were really stupid for over 2,000 years.

  • Conklin Davison
    Conklin Davison 2 дня назад

    He's right, it did not work for China.....On that note, we are not Chinese! That's what they keep telling Americans.....we are Chinese and stop telling us how we should run our country.

  • Dbonejonez ruffrufr
    Dbonejonez ruffrufr 3 дня назад

    So just because this guy said it didn't work for China your gonna believe it? This was a comedy sketch in case most of you idiots didn't know

  • executive coup
    executive coup 3 дня назад

    Go work on your "Social Score" back in your own slave labour communist utopia. Make sure you do everything your kleptocracy demands or you could be shot.

  • A loud Italian
    A loud Italian 3 дня назад

    Wong is Wong. The Great Wall did stop and did what it was supposed to do, but it couldn’t stop large scale invasions. No wall will stop a large scale invasion.

  • Uga
    Uga 3 дня назад

    Great!

  • Philip Longee
    Philip Longee 3 дня назад

    Strong fences make for good neighbors! China's failure was the rot and corruption from within.

  • Aaron Southerland
    Aaron Southerland 3 дня назад

    Guns work a 100% of the time. Build little tiny fence and wait for them to crawl over then pick them off.

  • H Icarus
    H Icarus 3 дня назад

    I got walls and guns at my home. No illegals or intrusions thus far. Build the motherfukking wall Mr. President hahahaha

  • H Icarus
    H Icarus 3 дня назад

    I'm just here to read the butt_hurt comments from the Trump haters. Keep making their lives miserable Mr. President!

  • DeadlyDanDaMan
    DeadlyDanDaMan 3 дня назад

    Man, this dude made me laugh more in 5 minutes than most people can make me laugh in an entire day :D

  • Putin's Poodle
    Putin's Poodle 3 дня назад

    Do 2 Wong's make a White?

  • Bigotes Bigotes
    Bigotes Bigotes 3 дня назад

    Hahahaha, the stuff he says is true

  • Sea Whale
    Sea Whale 3 дня назад

    So politically correct

  • Clarence Flamand
    Clarence Flamand 3 дня назад

    You're wrong Wong, do you speak Mongolian or Chinese.

  • YOUNG D
    YOUNG D 3 дня назад

    Bro illegal immigration is t even a problem... trump is just trying to rile u up

  • Barack Hussein Obama
    Barack Hussein Obama 3 дня назад

    Yes it did! They trapped all the Chinese people in, as intended when built.

  • Allan David
    Allan David 3 дня назад

    He's totally wrong. It did work for a time. However, it was so huge there was never any chance of it being fully manned. Plus it was begun as far back as the 2nd century B. C. Although he's being cute, he has no idea what he's talking about.

  • old53
    old53 3 дня назад

    Yes it did.

  • Candyman
    Candyman 3 дня назад

    I love how the media elite embed propaganda and half truths into comedy and all other media programs. Asia has the most ethnically pure countries on earth. And there are almost NO AFRICANS. Their idea of multiculturalism would be a Korean living in China. Or a Vietnamese living in Korea. LOL! I'm sure this guy wouldn't mention this in his comedy routine.

  • Emile Chen
    Emile Chen 3 дня назад

    Chinese Great Walls didn't work because Han Chinese finally destroyed all nomad Empires like Xiongnu/Hun, Gorturk, Mongol Yuan Dynastu and Dzungur empires,
    annexed Inner Mongolia, Xianjiang and Manchuria,