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- Published on Jan 24, 2022
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The food was just okay 👌
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Ok, I understand now.. I shouldn't over talk nor over chat. Thank you. I felt that.
Dude whenever I saw the pants of you I thought it was a Woman
@SteveRodgers The most important thing
Awwww mike you’re so cute in this video your little smile and your cute little lawyer jokes. Idk something about this video was adorable
I bet he reads the Terms and Conditions fully, and then a second time to make sure he didn’t miss anything lmao
@Vietnam For wanting to know what hes agreeing to?
And dissagree with it
Lmao awww 🥰
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
7.1K lmao wow.
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" Best Line. Ever.
Demon time attorney 🥴😈
Evil attorney ☹
then he's an uncivil attorney
This would actually get me hahaha
I love that line lmfaoooo
Lol I died when he asked if you should be driving and proceeded to pull out paper from under his jacket 😂😂😂😂
Lmaoooo!! Me too!
@NUTTY BOOTY 🤣🤣🤣
Only for fans over 18 years old bigasschubby.com
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
@A but you wouldn’t have known that Michelle died from that
no really it’s almost like we watched the video
“Remember, you are under oath”. Also, his face when he said that he was keeping minutes of the meeting. Priceless.
He rlly went 😐
The face killed me. 💀
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
"What do lawyers use as birth control? Their personalities." -Jay Pritchett
I fucking lost it at "the legal limit in this state..." 😂
“THiS STATe” speaks volumes!!! He knows ever state!! 😂😊
😂
@Cobalt yeah 0.08 is generous asf too. Australia’s is 0.05 and it’s so easy to go over. People with 0.08 limit should appreciate what they have and respect it for being a reasonable limit.
Hell I got a criminal record from being caught with 0.02 BAC after getting half-drunk one night and then driving at lunch the next day on my semi-restricted licence (provisionals) when I was 21 and had already been driving for over 5 years. Such bs.
Unironically me LMAO. Cars are dangerous enough when you're sober, you're really gonna take your chances when your reaction time and general awareness are completely shit?
💀💀💀
The fucking “I’m keeping track of the minutes” *stone face*
Nice pfp
Funniest part lmfao
Ik that was fucking funny 😂
every 10 minutes...
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Lady:so like how much do u get payed?
Mike: i invoke the fifth!
@I G ok
@twinnt oh thank you 😅🙏💥💥
@s saying “I invoke the fifth!” is just another way of saying “I don’t have to speak if I don’t want to.” The comment above mine explains it with more detail if you want to learn more
@Amna Zafar “Taking the Fifth" is a colloquial term used to refer to an individual's decision to invoke their right against self-incrimination under the Fifth Amendment of the United States Constitution. During questioning by government investigators, this entails exercising an individual's right to remain silent.
@s I want to know the same thing
I just love how he's trying not to laugh in every single clip
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Poor me another glass Mike , let's read them terms and conditions
I was gonna save that for the second date!
Porrrrre!!!
WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING FOR!
PoUUUUUrrr
It's been 4 DAYS
“I'm a civil attorney, till you get a few drinks in me” oh Mike, you little flirt.
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Mike, this is my truthful assessment of you: You are hilarious! You are intelligent, articulate, and attractive. You delivered a series of statements that were meant to suggest that you are dull, boring, and have an one-track legal mind in less than 30 seconds. I wouldn’t have left you. I would have a second date with you.
Y'all we gotta appreciate the effort Mike puts into his videos
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" Best Line. Ever.
This would be an awesome date imo.
Anyone who makes puns while on a date is automatically a fun person
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" Best Line. Ever.
2 years later
GF: So who’s that girl you were with last night
Mike: I invoke the fifth 🖐
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
LMFAO
Mike : so tell me about yourself
Lady : I involve the fifth and I wanna talk to a lawyer[ lady now silent ]
Mike : not bad
Mike : lady I am a lawyer.
It's nice that he can make fun of himself even when his job is serious and hard
I like how he's trying really hard not to laugh at his own jokes 😂
“Im a civil attorney, until you get a few drinks in me” i love this
I’m so glad he used Scott Pilgrim vs the world. It should get more recognition
Yes
The game was pretty good, glad it got remastered!
I couldn't even finish that terrible movie.
@Cornflake I mean, in a sense we all are special and unique, due to no human being exactly identical
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" Best Line. Ever.
I died when he said he reads the legal agreements for fun lmaooo!
The date: "what are your hobbies?"
Mike: "Well I don't have any hobbies but I do like to INVOKE THE FIFTH"
I love tht straight face when he said “He’s keeping minutes of the meeting”
These law by Mike shorts just make my day. We should take this to court for making me way to entertained. IVE RE WATCHED EVERY SHORT HE HAS MADE I AM IMMORTAL!!!! (even tho invoking the 5th is not in Australia....)
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" Best Line. Ever.
"Do you find me attrative, remember youre under oath!"
Her: Haha... no
This is golden!
"What do I do for fun? You know those long, 'click ok' legal agreements you see on the internet? I. Read. Those."
"I don't Netflix and chill as much I Netflix and... Meticulously assesses my options, carefully plan out an airtight strategy using my expertise.."
Brilliant & hilarious
My kind of guy, right here!
I'm glad he's happy with his job and comfortable enough to make jokes about it
Man I love this guy! Wish and hope the best for him, super funny and always bringing the highest quality videos! mans got talent!!
I literally smiled like an idiot throughout the entire video, I loved it 😂
Love this guy, I find him funny and honest.
This was genius mike! I need a part 2! 😂
Love the versatility and the work you put in! I hope you know your hard work is appreciated
“No I haven’t seen Scoot pilgrim vs the world”
Triggering words right there
"Oh, Mike, love your threads and dreamy eyes I could get lost in. It's not illegal to say that is it? This place is really a step up for me. My last date was at Olive Garden where they have free unlimited bread sticks... Btw - before we dine, do you do pro bono work?" --
From a grandma
"I'm a civil attorney...until you get a few drinks in me" 😂😂😂
“Do I have consent to shake your hand m’lady” I. laughed. My. Ass. Off.
I love tht straight face when he said “He’s keeping minutes of the meeting”
I’d date you Mike, and I’m straight.
My mother always told me to date those who carry with them a written print of the legal blood alcohol level in whatever state they happen to be in.
He probably makes a lot of money and he’s being honest which is a amazing quality to find in a man
"I hope you don't mind, I'm keeping minutes of the meeting."
*stares into my soul*
U one of the few people on RU-clip who actually take the time to create quality shorts. Like idk why I waste my time watching them, but yours are on another level in terms of quality, and I salute you for it sir
The "I'm keeping minutes" into dead cold stare killed me.
"Do I have consent to shake your hand?" 😂😂😂 that was great
Thank you Mike for making a POV an ACTUAL POV
I love tht straight face when he said “He’s keeping minutes of the meeting”
I’m a very talkative person, so I would basically enjoy this conversation a lot more than most people
For once. Someone who know how POVs work! It's not a movie in third person, it's a video game in first person.
"Wait where ar-"
Date: I'm going home Mike its been a long day.
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
This was actually pretty hilariously done. 💯
"It's s not a mistake",✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨
Being a lawyer is a very stressful job. I worked closely with lawyers and realized I couldn’t do it
Honestly I would love to go on a date with someone who did this. I'm the same nerdy way
"Alright, here is your food sir"
"What? You forgot to give me the terms and conditions manual for this food"
You make a great date for any girl cause you would make them happy and feel good laughing 😂
If the other person is a business major, they'll love it!
I also started to take minutes and documentations of everything lmfao!
Really enjoy these Mike Law videos. Only problem is he makes lawyers appear friendly, but lawyers I have talked with (20 that I can recall) are never this friendly even with paying the required retainer.
Your videos give me life. And knowledge of the law that is pretty vital to have in case of some unsavory situations
Man Mike I don't know what state you're in but you are a good lawyer thank you for all the educational videos I try to watch as many as I can thank you for honoring your oath stay safe my brother 🖖🏼🇺🇸🇵🇷
I’d listen to him talk, maybe he can finally tell me what all the stuff in the terms and conditions for things means
Girl: Hey babe, what do you want to eat?
Mike: I invoke the fifth and would like to speak to my lawyer
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mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Love this guy, I find him funny and honest.
Every guy watching this when Mike said m'lady: *pure silence*
Yuck. I would have walked right then.
Chad Move, ngl
Only for fans over 18 years old bigasschubby.com
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Mike:
Remember your under oath
I'm keeping minutes on our meeting
I'm a civil attorney 🌟until you get a few drinks in me🌟
I don't Netflix and Chill as much as I (insert total sentence)
Date: OMG! HE IS SO FLIPPING ANNOYING!
Me: OMG! THIS IS AMAZING! 👏😂 the last one especially caught me off guard 👏👏👏
A man who doesnt take himsef too serious. Great
WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE DOCUMENTS I WAS GONE 😂
I had a similar experience when I dated a professor. I haven’t dated a professor since.
I put a picture of you in my social studies slideshow and my teacher gave me an A. Thanks Mike.
Lawyers- because how they think- can be quite witty and funny. Generally social and people persons.
Yes I would definitely date a lawyer- marriage is a different matter....I would have my own lawyer for an airtight prenuptial!
When he said it was recording the convo and it cut back to him with his blank stare I fucking died🤣
That gaze after say he's keeping minutes 😅🤣😂😭💀
He's my spirit animal
oh mr mike u never fail to entertain 😭😂💯
"Are you really going to sue me over the damn bill?!"
The “do I have consent to shake your hand” thing makes sense even for normal people during the pandemic
Miles Edgeworth be like
Mike: " Do you find me attractive........remember you are under oath"
Lady: "I invoke the fith"
That poker face after he said im keeping the minutes of the meeting killed me
I was once married to a lawyer. It was a 4 year long argument. And I never had any idea why or what the argument was about. Now I wont even date one.
“should we…order in the court?”
i love him.
The "Minutes of the M we etong" face sent me 😂😂😂😂😂 That's so accurate
to be honest, I’d eat this shit right up because I’m corny as hell. I was expecting this POV to have a lot Mike working his angles because of his normal videos 😂😂
I thoroughly enjoy your content mike and hope you never stop uploading
Mike should be a dad. He’s got the jokes already…
I love the line “would you like to order in the court?”
Bro the face when he shows the voice recording and “no don’t leave” 😂
This guy is hilarious. I bet ladies love him in real life too. Probably has lots of options in the dating world.
Should do one with a lawyer x police officer
Officer: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Lawyer: "I invoke the fifth!"
The good thing of being a lawyer it's that sometimes you win , and sometimes you loose, but in both situations you always make money 🤣🤣🤣 🤑
The look on his face when he pushes the phone 😂
Hahahaha🤣 your content is great and the way you present your topics is amazing lol you’re very talented man please continue to do the great job you’re doing☺️☺️☺️
If I met a girl like this I would most definitely ask her to marry me before the date was over
The legal limit in this state…🤣 that part got me
Yes Mike. You have my consent. For just about anything. Apparently, I have a law kink. Good legal advice combined with those eyes just undoes me.
Him: are you sure you should have that glass of wine? You're driving.
Me, who grabbed an Uber instead: Well, I would have a tequila sunrise, but it's not considered classy for a date.
I bet he reads the Terms and Conditions fully, and then a second time to make sure he didn’t miss anything lmao
I bet he reads the Terms and Conditions fully, and then a second time to make sure he didn’t miss anything lmao
That “remember, you’re under oath” got me