A Border Wall For A Butterfinger

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  • Published on Jan 10, 2019
  • So Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bargaining meeting...
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  • Gitanzali Wagh
    Gitanzali Wagh Month ago

    feel the burn!

  • boxlessthinking
    boxlessthinking 3 months ago

    if they won't agree to the wall there's nothing left to talk about. Except for how they always seem to agree to a wall until Someone actually is going to do it. And get done.federal workers will not be receiving paychecks and what that means is even know the countries been asking for wall for the last 40 years I'm not doing it. she speaks nothing about the job she let go to China under communist. and all the people he became homeless and poor because of it. inflating and financing a communist dictatorship over China. Starting to feel like Nancy might have helped Hillary hide her emails. And whatever criminal act She undertook.because they always promise this shit when there up for election. When they get in their own know somebody else's fault we could not get it done.
    we should be investigating Nancy Pelosi's financing. Remember when they said they would outlaw lobbying promised Obama promised. Because lobby is like legal bribery. And Obama said he get rid of the special interest workers in the White House. Then he hired a whole bunch more. See they talk like their American When they are trying to get elected. but when they get in there they turn all secretive and don't want us to know what they're doing and what they said they would do never gets done. So what the fuck are they doing. Can't tell you what Hillary is going to destroy the evidence she thinks hopefully not.

  • Caterina Martino
    Caterina Martino 3 months ago

    I know Chucky and NaN-NaN they’re always crying

  • Kiwi Dude New Zealand
    Kiwi Dude New Zealand 3 months ago

    Trump the grump ...he learnt his drama queenly ways from Roy Cohn (check Vanity Fair Aug 2017)

  • Mark Soquet, Jr
    Mark Soquet, Jr 3 months ago

    Trump walked out on former House Speaker Paul Ryan too during a meeting. Some speculated that Trump went to watch TV.

  • The Art Of Shiva
    The Art Of Shiva 4 months ago

    He just got owned, Pelosi just 360 no scope he's ass

  • Máire Daly
    Máire Daly 4 months ago

    He walked out... art of the deal mar-ya

  • Ronette Shelby
    Ronette Shelby 4 months ago

    Stephen u are 1 BIG POS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Snodge Kat
    Snodge Kat 4 months ago

    Dayum, gurl!!!

  • W P
    W P 4 months ago +1

    Burn man baby, Burn lmao.

  • your brother
    your brother 4 months ago

    Stephen Colbert you are a joke, yeah keep the people busy about the wall sure 5B is more important than 716B. Clowns

  • Annalise Vezina
    Annalise Vezina 4 months ago

    That was really good, and made up for the fact that school was not canceled due to snow!

  • Okoboji
    Okoboji 4 months ago

    Why can’t they ask their father for more money? What happened to him?

  • Lena Oxton
    Lena Oxton 4 months ago

    Youd think, and bare with me now, if literally everyone surrounding you, and by everyone I mean the U.S Government, that something is a bad idea, you might reconsider.

  • Cherula Famana
    Cherula Famana 4 months ago

    Felt that burn! Ontario, Canada :) Whoo!

  • Zero hour
    Zero hour 4 months ago

    1:22 What a slam

  • John Lindmeyer
    John Lindmeyer 4 months ago

    Don’t watch this show never have and never will

  • Art Vale
    Art Vale 4 months ago

    That was good! Go Nancy!

  • warren rubin
    warren rubin 4 months ago

    Keep bringing the heat Nancy. We got this bigly. Covfefe

  • Jessica Billdt
    Jessica Billdt 4 months ago

    Is it a burn when it is the absolute truth? Or is Nancy finally breaking the Democrat cycle of being walked all over by simply stating the truth that Trump is completely incapable of imagining a world where you can't just ask your dad for more money.

  • Ela Mongrella
    Ela Mongrella 4 months ago

    1:04 BUUURRRRRNNN

  • Glazier Blue
    Glazier Blue 4 months ago

    Oh dam! You go girl!!

  • Alex Jones
    Alex Jones 4 months ago

    Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?;2045

  • Landon Hilde
    Landon Hilde 4 months ago

    I just realized why its so warm in British Columbia right now

  • Surgeon Vault
    Surgeon Vault 4 months ago

    Wow what a tough negotiator! Smashing a table and walking out like a pouty child, both indicators of a master deal maker like Trump.

  • Murray Edel
    Murray Edel 4 months ago

    Its seems the USA politicians are in need of a better denturist

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan

    Nancy must go to jail, burning children is ilegal

  • Erick G
    Erick G 4 months ago

    Why is no one else talking abt Nancy's burning comment???

  • Valerie Vazquez
    Valerie Vazquez 4 months ago

    Yeah, not everyone has daddy's money, she is savage! 😂

  • Oh Yeah?
    Oh Yeah? 4 months ago

    Donald Trump doesn't mind if federal workers can't pay their bills. He preferred not to pay his and liked bankruptcy so much he did it six times.

  • Thomas Lasher
    Thomas Lasher 4 months ago

    Google this; Chuck Schumer 2009 Immigration

  • Jerry Browne
    Jerry Browne 4 months ago

    $20,366,689 of $1.0B goal
    Raised by *340,892* American citizens, started by an American veteran who lost three limbs protecting the communist Americans' right to publicly expose their stupidy.
    $160,995 of $100.0M goal
    Raised by *7,122* losers started by a transgender freak, embarrassment to the gay population, with mental illness, who was exercising "it's" right to free speech by the people who gave their lives for "it" and you to do so without fear of persecution.
    *1-12-19 **20:15** EST*
    SCORE
    *Wall $2.4 million*
    *Ladders $161 thousand*
    *HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*

  • Bill Bailey
    Bill Bailey 4 months ago

    Not what happened in the meeting. What a mind-wiped, gullible breed you are. ISIS terrorist snuggles a nuclear device from a boat off the Mexican coast, crosses the border undetected, easy as pie, and heads for a US city.
    Hands up who wants it to be yours?
    Hands up those who wished your border security was more robust than it is?
    Hands up who want your loved ones back who died in the blast when he detonated it?
    You would camp out in your millions to demand it.
    Don't test the scenario. If I can think of it, so can those able to exploit it.

  • Mary Keyzers
    Mary Keyzers 4 months ago

    The insanity continues, quit f-ing around and pay the Federal worker's.....

  • Rich Winder
    Rich Winder 4 months ago

    The Trumpster knows how to make deals.
    They are best done, during some meals.
    But, if he had class,
    he wouldn't be candyass,
    and end it, by showing his heels.

  • BlueApeMedia
    BlueApeMedia 4 months ago

    That burn was fire

  • 4 Hounds Who Heal
    4 Hounds Who Heal 4 months ago

    Only reason Trump is doing this BULLSHIT is trying to distract from Democrats starting their investigation of him & he corrupt family.

  • daniel job
    daniel job 4 months ago

    How often have I heard that?
    "If you're out of money, just go to the bank and get some more!?"

  • Elodie Elvira
    Elodie Elvira 4 months ago

    daaaaaaamn go off Nancy!!!! #queenofburns

  • The Timejumper
    The Timejumper 4 months ago

    I'm not the biggest fan of Pelosi, but god damn, she is killing it with her burns lately

  • Nazim Hajiyev
    Nazim Hajiyev 4 months ago

    Dad I need small loan of a million dollars please 😁

  • Les Lane
    Les Lane 4 months ago

    😆

  • danielthesantos
    danielthesantos 4 months ago

    It's not helping for Peolsi to be absolutist and stubborn either. Give the #@%* idiot $250-500M for new border *fencing* and commit to funding *some* of what INS has requested (for fencing repairs, drones, cameras, etc.) and get the government reopened. Dems don't need to play politics with this one.

  • Majestic Horse
    Majestic Horse 4 months ago

    This chick really doesn't hold back, I like her. Someone please do the Thug Life meme on Nancy in that moment.

  • Timothy Hainaut
    Timothy Hainaut 4 months ago

    I smell pork burning..... nope thats spanky ' s @$$ it was just handed to him.

  • montielh
    montielh 4 months ago

    Imagine !
    Papa one million please

  • Laydie Elle
    Laydie Elle 4 months ago

    To be fair, it wouldn't take too much to burn Trump. Problem is, his skin is already too oily to take.

  • project naze
    project naze 4 months ago

    Look at Pelosi's mouth... She's constantly moving it funny. I think she has some chewing tobacco in there. :D

  • Darren Pang
    Darren Pang 4 months ago

    Would love to see a presidential debate between Trump vs. Pelosi.

  • Sanjeev Sinha
    Sanjeev Sinha 4 months ago +1

    Nancy, you nailed it!!!

  • Anne Chiasson
    Anne Chiasson 4 months ago +1

    👩🏻‍💼👊🏻🎤 drop!!! ☄️💥🔥 Ouch!!!🥵🤯🤕

  • erdvilla
    erdvilla 4 months ago +2

    Savage Nancy!

  • Alex Lee
    Alex Lee 4 months ago +1

    So, not much of a master of negotiator, huh?

  • Jessie Gabs
    Jessie Gabs 4 months ago +1

    I felt that! You go Pelosi!

  • DeviantMotives
    DeviantMotives 4 months ago

    He was so angry he did exercise. Lmao 😂

  • oƃƃə
    oƃƃə 4 months ago +2

    Every federal employee not receiving a paycheck should stay home and look for other work.

  • Trump Trump
    Trump Trump 4 months ago

    When Republicans know that Trump is Not a Republican. He is an Orange.

  • Rodolfo Ayala
    Rodolfo Ayala 4 months ago +1

    TanTrump Donald.

  • James Harris
    James Harris 4 months ago +2

    Trump's negotiating strategy seems to identical to a 2 year old child; doesn't get his way, throws a tantrum.

    • fairystail1
      fairystail1 4 months ago

      reports say he threw his sippi cup at the wall

  • Tara Gardener
    Tara Gardener 4 months ago

    President Trump is awesome

  • Yal Kira
    Yal Kira 4 months ago +1

    da buuuurn

  • LovinLife
    LovinLife 4 months ago +1

    Trump: "Want some candy, Chuck?"
    Schumer: "No."
    Trump: "Will you fund my wall, Nancy?"
    Pelosi: "No."
    Trump: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

  • Jikook Harling
    Jikook Harling 4 months ago

    I live in Canada and the heat melted my driveway, now I don't have to shovel!

  • Druzidel
    Druzidel 4 months ago

    Trust fund baby-in-chief

  • Khalid Sani
    Khalid Sani 4 months ago

    I like the suit

  • Kate Cosette
    Kate Cosette 4 months ago +1

    Ok I love her

  • Champagne Supernova
    Champagne Supernova 4 months ago +1

    Oh snap!

  • stan hootzz
    stan hootzz 4 months ago +1

    .......I want my "BIG DADDY PUTIN" here NOW!!!!
    .........SNIFFLES......Sniffles........Sn`WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!........... they are being MEAN TA MEEEE....~~~~PUTINS RESPONSE~~~~.DECLARE a STATE of EMERGENCY they wont see ye cummin on their kids.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • stan hootzz
    stan hootzz 4 months ago +1

    Wheres the list of ELITE REPUBLICAN DONORS thet were using TIM NOLANS child PROSTITUTES as Party favors fer donations to TRUMPS Campaign..........republican FAMILY VALUES here SHITHOLING AMERICA and the WORLD....the GOP by the way has the HIGHEST CONCENTRATION of CONVICTED PEDOPHILES and WIFE BEATERS of any political entity in the Nation. REF----FBI, CDC, SPLC, INFOGRAPHICS of HATE, The ECONOMIST, The WASHINGTON POST, tED TALKS, TEDx, FORBES,

  • Manored
    Manored 4 months ago

    I find it troubling that apparently tonnes of people will be financially ruined over one delayed paycheck. Does nobody save money? If you can't pay the expenses of a single month you didn't get paid in, something is wrong with your financial life.

  • felonyflats03
    felonyflats03 4 months ago +1

    look at pelosis grin...lmao

  • Chris Evans
    Chris Evans 4 months ago +1

    Nancy Pelosi Speaker of SICK BURNS!

  • Tom Pinney
    Tom Pinney 4 months ago +1

    Nancy Pelosi. So much shade.

  • turtletowers
    turtletowers 4 months ago +1

    If you watch her face the whole clip before she burns him you can see her smirking. She knows what she's about to say.

  • david mayo
    david mayo 4 months ago

    why dont you grow up, being childish is not funny.

  • Jason White
    Jason White 4 months ago

    He isnt funny

  • ForeverMe543
    ForeverMe543 4 months ago +1

    Temper....tantrum...

  • david williams
    david williams 4 months ago +1

    Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha daaamn Nancy Pelosi put dumb Donald to shame🤣👍

  • JessyJ318
    JessyJ318 4 months ago +1

    Everyone in office needs to have their checks suspended too!

  • Wallace Pan
    Wallace Pan 4 months ago

    It's gonna be America's Biggest tourists attraction.

  • GraveyardTricks
    GraveyardTricks 4 months ago +1

    Still obsessed with Trump. Maybe he should obsess more about learning to be funny

  • Maciel Itzumy
    Maciel Itzumy 4 months ago +1

    Ohhhhhh that lady got balls

  • raptor theok
    raptor theok 4 months ago +1

    1:24 ouch

  • Vance Gilbert
    Vance Gilbert 4 months ago +1

    I think the democratic speaker nailed it - Trump does not care one bit for anyone except his handlers / backers - the Russian goverment, via the KKK propaganda machine Fox News.

  • AronBagel
    AronBagel 4 months ago +1

    Trump trying to pull a Cersei Lannister?

  • JCTiggs
    JCTiggs 4 months ago +1

    1:20 Dayum Nancy! I can almost see Trump turning a brighter shade of orange.

  • J Park
    J Park 4 months ago

    5000 years of slavery.

  • Bianca Bloom
    Bianca Bloom 4 months ago

    Daaaaamn Pelosi! Shots fired 💥💥

  • The Truth
    The Truth 4 months ago +2

    Damn Pelosi... That was a headshot

  • SuperKing604
    SuperKing604 4 months ago

    Nancy Pelosi didn’t exactly grow up poor

  • david hollyfield
    david hollyfield 4 months ago

    SOME PEOPLE WILL END UP HOMELESS BECAUSE OF THIS SHUTDOWN.

  • Rosario Perez
    Rosario Perez 4 months ago +1

    Nancy killed it with that comment. I remember watching it LIVE on air and I thought the same thing. Shes such a savage. Hands down to you on that one Nancy. 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • lieutenantkettch
    lieutenantkettch 4 months ago +1

    Why is he asking for money for a wall he said Mexico would pay for?

  • Fitzerald Patria
    Fitzerald Patria 4 months ago +1

    Pelosi had no qualms pulling it out right under the facts. Felt it here in the Philippines.👊🏼

  • dans h
    dans h 4 months ago +1

    Dumb trump wouldn't behave or act in front of the kgb man like he does with so many Americans. I wonder why ?

  • DeMarious Heard
    DeMarious Heard 4 months ago

    Look at Nancy Pelosi's face lol She was trying not to crack up laughing during Chuck speaking lol... Nancy next time just bust out laughing, its funny I know!

  • Stealth Attack
    Stealth Attack 4 months ago +1

    savage lol

  • Suzy Siviter
    Suzy Siviter 4 months ago

    Yeah that hit was about as funny as calling him Orange, but then again you millennials will laugh at anything anti-Trump, whilst the world laughs at you, love from the UK! x.

  • Rowan Fawcett
    Rowan Fawcett 4 months ago

    The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trump - Reader's Digest Version.
    Always make sure you campaign hard for what you want at the expense of everyone else and if/when you don't get it, there's nothing wrong with screaming "I HATE YOU!" and running out of a room. But you make deals to WIN so that probably wont happen to you but just keep it on the table.
    I fixed the spelling and grammar errors. No need to thank me.

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