A Border Wall For A Butterfinger

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2019
  • So Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bargaining meeting...
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  • Ronette Shelby
    Ronette Shelby 2 дня назад

    Stephen u are 1 BIG POS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Snodge Kat
    Snodge Kat 2 дня назад

    Dayum, gurl!!!

  • W P
    W P 3 дня назад +1

    Burn man baby, Burn lmao.

  • your brother
    your brother 3 дня назад

    Stephen Colbert you are a joke, yeah keep the people busy about the wall sure 5B is more important than 716B. Clowns

  • Annalise Vezina
    Annalise Vezina 3 дня назад

    That was really good, and made up for the fact that school was not canceled due to snow!

  • Okoboji
    Okoboji 3 дня назад

    Why can’t they ask their father for more money? What happened to him?

  • Lena Oxton
    Lena Oxton 3 дня назад

    Youd think, and bare with me now, if literally everyone surrounding you, and by everyone I mean the U.S Government, that something is a bad idea, you might reconsider.

  • Raster Blat
    Raster Blat 3 дня назад

    Democrats are toxic to our country.
    They are guilty of sedition, insurrection, and treason.
    They are the enemy of the righteous patriotic American citizens.
    God bless America.
    God bless president Trump.

  • Cherula Famana
    Cherula Famana 4 дня назад

    Felt that burn! Ontario, Canada :) Whoo!

  • Zero hour
    Zero hour 4 дня назад

    1:22 What a slam

  • John Lindmeyer
    John Lindmeyer 4 дня назад

    Don’t watch this show never have and never will

  • Art Vale
    Art Vale 4 дня назад

    That was good! Go Nancy!

  • warren rubin
    warren rubin 4 дня назад

    Keep bringing the heat Nancy. We got this bigly. Covfefe

  • Jessica Billdt
    Jessica Billdt 4 дня назад

    Is it a burn when it is the absolute truth? Or is Nancy finally breaking the Democrat cycle of being walked all over by simply stating the truth that Trump is completely incapable of imagining a world where you can't just ask your dad for more money.

  • Ela Mongrella
    Ela Mongrella 4 дня назад

    1:04 BUUURRRRRNNN

  • Glazier Blue
    Glazier Blue 4 дня назад

    Oh dam! You go girl!!

  • Alex Jones
    Alex Jones 4 дня назад

    Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?;2045

  • Landon Hilde
    Landon Hilde 4 дня назад

    I just realized why its so warm in British Columbia right now

  • Surgeon Vault
    Surgeon Vault 5 дней назад

    Wow what a tough negotiator! Smashing a table and walking out like a pouty child, both indicators of a master deal maker like Trump.

  • Murray Edel
    Murray Edel 5 дней назад

    Its seems the USA politicians are in need of a better denturist

  • Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
    Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan 5 дней назад

    Nancy must go to jail, burning children is ilegal

  • Erick G
    Erick G 5 дней назад

    Why is no one else talking abt Nancy's burning comment???

  • Valerie Vazquez
    Valerie Vazquez 5 дней назад

    Yeah, not everyone has daddy's money, she is savage! 😂

  • Oh Yeah?
    Oh Yeah? 5 дней назад

    Donald Trump doesn't mind if federal workers can't pay their bills. He preferred not to pay his and liked bankruptcy so much he did it six times.

  • Thomas Lasher
    Thomas Lasher 5 дней назад

    Google this; Chuck Schumer 2009 Immigration

  • Jerry Browne
    Jerry Browne 5 дней назад

    $20,366,689 of $1.0B goal
    Raised by *340,892* American citizens, started by an American veteran who lost three limbs protecting the communist Americans' right to publicly expose their stupidy.
    $160,995 of $100.0M goal
    Raised by *7,122* losers started by a transgender freak, embarrassment to the gay population, with mental illness, who was exercising "it's" right to free speech by the people who gave their lives for "it" and you to do so without fear of persecution.
    *1-12-19 **20:15** EST*
    SCORE
    *Wall $2.4 million*
    *Ladders $161 thousand*
    *HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*

  • Bill Bailey
    Bill Bailey 6 дней назад

    Not what happened in the meeting. What a mind-wiped, gullible breed you are. ISIS terrorist snuggles a nuclear device from a boat off the Mexican coast, crosses the border undetected, easy as pie, and heads for a US city.
    Hands up who wants it to be yours?
    Hands up those who wished your border security was more robust than it is?
    Hands up who want your loved ones back who died in the blast when he detonated it?
    You would camp out in your millions to demand it.
    Don't test the scenario. If I can think of it, so can those able to exploit it.

  • Mary Keyzers
    Mary Keyzers 6 дней назад

    The insanity continues, quit f-ing around and pay the Federal worker's.....

  • Rich Winder
    Rich Winder 6 дней назад

    The Trumpster knows how to make deals.
    They are best done, during some meals.
    But, if he had class,
    he wouldn't be candyass,
    and end it, by showing his heels.

  • BlueApeMedia
    BlueApeMedia 6 дней назад

    That burn was fire

  • Matt Carnithan
    Matt Carnithan 6 дней назад

    Watch all the snowflakes correct my comment 5+5=14 #MAGA

  • 4 Hounds Who Heal
    4 Hounds Who Heal 6 дней назад

    Only reason Trump is doing this BULLSHIT is trying to distract from Democrats starting their investigation of him & he corrupt family.

  • daniel job
    daniel job 6 дней назад

    How often have I heard that?
    "If you're out of money, just go to the bank and get some more!?"

  • Elodie Elvira
    Elodie Elvira 6 дней назад

    daaaaaaamn go off Nancy!!!! #queenofburns

  • The Timejumper
    The Timejumper 6 дней назад

    I'm not the biggest fan of Pelosi, but god damn, she is killing it with her burns lately

  • Nazim Hajiyev
    Nazim Hajiyev 6 дней назад

    Dad I need small loan of a million dollars please 😁

  • Les Lane
    Les Lane 6 дней назад

    😆

  • danielthesantos
    danielthesantos 6 дней назад

    It's not helping for Peolsi to be absolutist and stubborn either. Give the #@%* idiot $250-500M for new border *fencing* and commit to funding *some* of what INS has requested (for fencing repairs, drones, cameras, etc.) and get the government reopened. Dems don't need to play politics with this one.

  • Majestic Horse
    Majestic Horse 6 дней назад

    This chick really doesn't hold back, I like her. Someone please do the Thug Life meme on Nancy in that moment.

  • Timothy Hainaut
    Timothy Hainaut 6 дней назад

    I smell pork burning..... nope thats spanky ' s @$$ it was just handed to him.

  • montielh
    montielh 6 дней назад

    Imagine !
    Papa one million please

  • Laydie
    Laydie 6 дней назад

    To be fair, it wouldn't take too much to burn Trump. Problem is, his skin is already too oily to take.

  • project naze
    project naze 6 дней назад

    Look at Pelosi's mouth... She's constantly moving it funny. I think she has some chewing tobacco in there. :D

  • Darren Pang
    Darren Pang 6 дней назад

    Would love to see a presidential debate between Trump vs. Pelosi.

  • Sanjeev Sinha
    Sanjeev Sinha 6 дней назад +1

    Nancy, you nailed it!!!

  • Anne Chiasson
    Anne Chiasson 6 дней назад +1

    👩🏻‍💼👊🏻🎤 drop!!! ☄️💥🔥 Ouch!!!🥵🤯🤕

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins 6 дней назад +1

    Trump is an ABOMINATION of a president.
    Trump would rather rule in hell than serve in heavan.
    He's the Antichrist.

  • erdvilla
    erdvilla 6 дней назад +2

    Savage Nancy!

  • Alex Lee
    Alex Lee 6 дней назад +1

    So, not much of a master of negotiator, huh?

  • Jessie Gabs
    Jessie Gabs 6 дней назад +1

    I felt that! You go Pelosi!

  • DeviantMotives
    DeviantMotives 6 дней назад

    He was so angry he did exercise. Lmao 😂

  • oƃƃə
    oƃƃə 6 дней назад +2

    Every federal employee not receiving a paycheck should stay home and look for other work.

  • Snow Tiger
    Snow Tiger 7 дней назад

    When Republicans know that Trump is Not a Republican. He is an Orange.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 6 дней назад

      Snow Tiger
      Specifically, 🍊🍄💩

  • Rodolfo Ayala
    Rodolfo Ayala 7 дней назад +1

    TanTrump Donald.

  • James Harris
    James Harris 7 дней назад +2

    Trump's negotiating strategy seems to identical to a 2 year old child; doesn't get his way, throws a tantrum.

    • fairystail1
      fairystail1 4 дня назад

      reports say he threw his sippi cup at the wall

  • Tara Gardener
    Tara Gardener 7 дней назад

    President Trump is awesome

  • Yal Kira
    Yal Kira 7 дней назад +1

    da buuuurn

  • LovinLife
    LovinLife 7 дней назад +1

    Trump: "Want some candy, Chuck?"
    Schumer: "No."
    Trump: "Will you fund my wall, Nancy?"
    Pelosi: "No."
    Trump: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

  • Jikook Harling
    Jikook Harling 7 дней назад

    I live in Canada and the heat melted my driveway, now I don't have to shovel!

  • Druzidel
    Druzidel 7 дней назад

    Trust fund baby-in-chief

  • Khalid Sani
    Khalid Sani 7 дней назад

    I like the suit

  • Kate Cosette
    Kate Cosette 7 дней назад +1

    Ok I love her

  • Champagne Supernova
    Champagne Supernova 7 дней назад +1

    Oh snap!

  • stan hootzz
    stan hootzz 7 дней назад +1

    .......I want my "BIG DADDY PUTIN" here NOW!!!!
    .........SNIFFLES......Sniffles........Sn`WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!........... they are being MEAN TA MEEEE....~~~~PUTINS RESPONSE~~~~.DECLARE a STATE of EMERGENCY they wont see ye cummin on their kids.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • stan hootzz
    stan hootzz 7 дней назад +1

    Wheres the list of ELITE REPUBLICAN DONORS thet were using TIM NOLANS child PROSTITUTES as Party favors fer donations to TRUMPS Campaign..........republican FAMILY VALUES here SHITHOLING AMERICA and the WORLD....the GOP by the way has the HIGHEST CONCENTRATION of CONVICTED PEDOPHILES and WIFE BEATERS of any political entity in the Nation. REF----FBI, CDC, SPLC, INFOGRAPHICS of HATE, The ECONOMIST, The WASHINGTON POST, tED TALKS, TEDx, FORBES,

  • Manored
    Manored 7 дней назад

    I find it troubling that apparently tonnes of people will be financially ruined over one delayed paycheck. Does nobody save money? If you can't pay the expenses of a single month you didn't get paid in, something is wrong with your financial life.

  • felonyflats03
    felonyflats03 7 дней назад +1

    look at pelosis grin...lmao

  • Eviwan
    Eviwan 7 дней назад +1

    Nancy Pelosi Speaker of SICK BURNS!

  • Tom Pinney
    Tom Pinney 7 дней назад +1

    Nancy Pelosi. So much shade.

  • turtletowers
    turtletowers 7 дней назад +1

    If you watch her face the whole clip before she burns him you can see her smirking. She knows what she's about to say.

  • david mayo
    david mayo 7 дней назад

    why dont you grow up, being childish is not funny.

  • Jason White
    Jason White 7 дней назад

    He isnt funny

  • ForeverMe543
    ForeverMe543 7 дней назад +1

    Temper....tantrum...

  • david williams
    david williams 7 дней назад +1

    Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha daaamn Nancy Pelosi put dumb Donald to shame🤣👍

  • JessyJ318
    JessyJ318 7 дней назад +1

    Everyone in office needs to have their checks suspended too!

  • Tonya Davis
    Tonya Davis 7 дней назад +1

    Nancy tells it like it is. Gawd, I adore her!

  • Wallace Pan
    Wallace Pan 7 дней назад

    It's gonna be America's Biggest tourists attraction.

  • GraveyardTricks
    GraveyardTricks 7 дней назад +1

    Still obsessed with Trump. Maybe he should obsess more about learning to be funny

  • Maciel Itzumy
    Maciel Itzumy 7 дней назад +1

    Ohhhhhh that lady got balls

  • raptor theok
    raptor theok 7 дней назад +1

    1:24 ouch

  • Vance Gilbert
    Vance Gilbert 7 дней назад +1

    I think the democratic speaker nailed it - Trump does not care one bit for anyone except his handlers / backers - the Russian goverment, via the KKK propaganda machine Fox News.

  • AronBagel
    AronBagel 7 дней назад +1

    Trump trying to pull a Cersei Lannister?

  • JCTiggs
    JCTiggs 7 дней назад +1

    1:20 Dayum Nancy! I can almost see Trump turning a brighter shade of orange.

  • J Park
    J Park 7 дней назад

    5000 years of slavery.

  • Bianca Bloom
    Bianca Bloom 7 дней назад

    Daaaaamn Pelosi! Shots fired 💥💥

  • The Truth
    The Truth 7 дней назад +2

    Damn Pelosi... That was a headshot

  • SuperKing604
    SuperKing604 7 дней назад

    Nancy Pelosi didn’t exactly grow up poor

  • david hollyfield
    david hollyfield 7 дней назад

    SOME PEOPLE WILL END UP HOMELESS BECAUSE OF THIS SHUTDOWN.

  • Rosario Perez
    Rosario Perez 7 дней назад +1

    Nancy killed it with that comment. I remember watching it LIVE on air and I thought the same thing. Shes such a savage. Hands down to you on that one Nancy. 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • lieutenantkettch
    lieutenantkettch 7 дней назад +1

    Why is he asking for money for a wall he said Mexico would pay for?

  • Fitzerald Patria
    Fitzerald Patria 7 дней назад +1

    Pelosi had no qualms pulling it out right under the facts. Felt it here in the Philippines.👊🏼

  • dans h
    dans h 7 дней назад +1

    Dumb trump wouldn't behave or act in front of the kgb man like he does with so many Americans. I wonder why ?

  • Maris Hilton
    Maris Hilton 7 дней назад

    Look at Nancy Pelosi's face lol She was trying not to crack up laughing during Chuck speaking lol... Nancy next time just bust out laughing, its funny I know!

  • Stealth Attack
    Stealth Attack 7 дней назад +1

    savage lol

  • Suzy Siviter
    Suzy Siviter 7 дней назад

    Yeah that hit was about as funny as calling him Orange, but then again you millennials will laugh at anything anti-Trump, whilst the world laughs at you, love from the UK! x.

  • Rowan Fawcett
    Rowan Fawcett 7 дней назад

    The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trump - Reader's Digest Version.
    Always make sure you campaign hard for what you want at the expense of everyone else and if/when you don't get it, there's nothing wrong with screaming "I HATE YOU!" and running out of a room. But you make deals to WIN so that probably wont happen to you but just keep it on the table.
    I fixed the spelling and grammar errors. No need to thank me.

  • *☠D҉ₑ҉ₐ҉ₜ҉ₕ҉☠*
    *☠D҉ₑ҉ₐ҉ₜ҉ₕ҉☠* 7 дней назад

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  • Harrison Boone
    Harrison Boone 7 дней назад

    Dear Americans, don't you realize that your President is increasing National Security because he is withdrawing American troops from troubled parts of the world, parts of the world that will never learn democracy no matter how many bombs or bullets you fire at them, The middle east is centuries behind the rest of the world and only time will tame them. Let them fight their own battles and take care of yourselves by building a wall if necessary and spending money on TSA etc. Don't listen to these ignorant jokers getting paid to make fun night after night on TV of a very serious situation.

  • Arucard Helsing
    Arucard Helsing 7 дней назад +1

    What a burn.

  • Sneaky Bunny
    Sneaky Bunny 7 дней назад +2

    Trump is now a *terrorist* holding the American people hostage until they give in to his political agenda.