The Census: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

  • Published on Nov 18, 2019
  • John Oliver discusses the census, why it matters, and the consequences of an undercount.
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  • essam abdelaziz
    essam abdelaziz 3 hours ago

    real i love this show andThe only show without ads Keep going

  • Barb Necker
    Barb Necker 7 hours ago

    I worked the census the last time & there were a few households that did not want to give me their information. I'd imagine there will be many more this time. In fact, I may refuse to offer my information simply because I can't stands Herr Drumpf!

  • Jason aced
    Jason aced 8 hours ago

    Do you think Trump goes to a place to get his haircut or like it’s home visits you know And the barber does his hair the way likes it and Trump talks about his problems being a president and with Melania and the barber gives his advice as best as he can because he’s a barber

  • contrafax
    contrafax Day ago

    My name is Mr Blarfingar! Spelled, Smith. It was changed on Ellis Island.

  • Kahurangi Millin

    In Australia the census website crashed.

  • Michael Melendez

    Hamsters in Tiny Speedos...oh geeze. :-D

  • Köln-Chorweiler Nord

    Rip juice

  • Greg
    Greg Day ago

    Wow. A republican tried to suppress the minority vote? I feel faint.

  • Day ago

    The Man in the High Castle is no fiction, it happened, just less obvious at the time, but more and more visible today.

  • Vorn Ame
    Vorn Ame Day ago

    2:30 please, please, add her using a toothpick and her tooth sparkle. This image cries for this ;P

  • David Wells
    David Wells 2 days ago

    Look, I get it. Trump is an idiot. Republicans are regularly fiddling with things, attempting to consolidate power. But it is painful to watch people assume that the Democrats AREN'T also corrupt to the core and always trying to consolidate power. They're politicians too. They're ALSO guilty of gerrymandering. They're the other end of the same crap-covered stick. They're taking advantage of all of us. And they've done an excellent job of distracting a significant portion of populace into thinking that Republicans are the only problem.
    It's amazing how hypocritical people are, and how short their memories are when it comes to recognizing the corruption that permeates both parties. Until people stop cheering at emotionally-charged grandstanding so they can feel self-righteous and virtue signal, the pendulum is going to continue swinging between to piles of garbage. Right now, it's the republicans. We oust them from office, and things turn to crap again under a Democrat-led government. Then people vote back in the terrible republicans because they forgot how terrible they were, ad nauseum.
    It's depressing.

  • Leslie Gould
    Leslie Gould 2 days ago

    Good news!

  • Maloy7800
    Maloy7800 2 days ago

    13:09 I absolutely HATE those misleading photos of doctors and politicians. Like this "redistrictig" guy. His photo shows a well-groomed man in a slightly wrinkled suit who you would politely uninvite to a dinner. In reality he is an angry dwarf with fluffy hair and a round fat face. WHY do you let photographers do this to you!? Can't you see disappointment on people's faces when they meet you in person?!

  • katharyne simpson
    katharyne simpson 2 days ago

    I have never been asked questions by a census, I'm 30.

  • SM RK
    SM RK 2 days ago

    It's hard to count certain people, as mentioned - homeless people living on the streets, illegal immigrants, fugitives, and people living off-grid.

  • Kyle Cole Jr
    Kyle Cole Jr 2 days ago

    Hey, John Oliver, you're doing a great job. That being said, do a episode about homelessness and the effects it has on everyone and the demographics affected the most from homelessness you dingus.
    Come on. Do it. Do it you dingus.
    You look like a mix of a toucan, a skiddish owl and a banana.
    Come on banana bird man talk about homelessness. Research how the DAV might play a part you birdnana man.
    You look like you need help eating pancakes.
    Come on you nerd.

  • Nick Koehler
    Nick Koehler 3 days ago

    Im starting this video now wondering what the us census could possibly be doing wrong
    Edit from after video: racism, shoulda guessed

  • F L
    F L 3 days ago

    Census worker ask my friend, Did anyone commit a crime against you, did anyone try to commit s crime against you, did anyone threaten to commit a crime against you, She was supposedly a censuses worker? She asked her that question seven times? Which is weird for a census worker to ask?

  • Michael James Woodson-Buckley

    Do an Article about KVC privetized child welfare services. And it's sketchy business practices. Especially in the State of Kansas...
    They claim to operate on a "it's for the children" census-based Count largely on children under 5years old. That are either non-counted or go uncounted... But that's only a sliver of their problems.
    They create a catch 22, for families that have taken their children away, mostly, cause we're not rich, or influencial enough to handle our own.
    When my siblings were taken away from my biological father, and his wife at the time.
    By law they weren't *Required to notify anyone else besides the grandparents... Whom we're both growing older and sustaining more medical issues.
    My grandmother passed away earlier this year2019. The last time she saw her grand kids was when the youngest just came out of diapers.
    I believe, there is a huge lack and oversight missing from this entire system.
    Wtf. People. So I need to right your wrongs?

  • Jaded and Empty
    Jaded and Empty 4 days ago +2

    "It's illegal to disclose identifying census information"
    Yeah, see, that's nice and all, but our government at the moment is also _incredibly lawless_ . Spanky has taught us that he is not above breaking the law, and none of his goons are, either, so I could totally see why nobody finds reassurance in knowing whether it's legal or not to share that information. We're also alive during a time when it seems like EVERYbody is getting caught doing illegal shit, and walking away from it scot-free, because apparently American laws don't apply to those who are rich.

  • Sander Alphen
    Sander Alphen 4 days ago

    Sex? Yes please

  • Ján Maniš
    Ján Maniš 4 days ago

    I love Tacos on the whiteboard? (16:00)

  • 1DumBunny
    1DumBunny 4 days ago

    Everyone should put White as their race. That makes it impossible to jerry-rig counties and towns. I, as a mixed race person of color even put White" on my driver's licence.

  • PrzemyslawKarol
    PrzemyslawKarol 4 days ago +1

    In Netherlands , Census is automated , as Wikipedia states : "The census that was planned for 1981 was postponed and later cancelled. A call for privacy was responsible for the cancellation of any further census since 1991. Censuses are being conducted by the Centraal Bureau voor de Statistiek since 1899. The censuses today are mostly (population, fiscal) register based, combined with surveying." All information are in Personal Records Database ( ).

  • pnewm10
    pnewm10 4 days ago +4

    Libertarians are adults who physically grew up without mentally developing.

  • BladesWillxBleed
    BladesWillxBleed 4 days ago

    Man I really hope she ate her baby too. But I just think it's more likely that they grew up, oh damn.

  • BA Nolan
    BA Nolan 5 days ago +8

    My history teacher showed this to us in class in high school. And now everyone in my class is saying "Mickey Mouse is on cocaine"!! LMAO

  • MKu MKu
    MKu MKu 5 days ago

    And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.

  • Anna Christine
    Anna Christine 5 days ago

    The comments in here are almost as good as the whole segment!

  • McBeaver00
    McBeaver00 5 days ago

    The people that are obnoxious to census workers are the same ones that have an entire RU-clip channel devoted to vlogging their local police station and harassing people at their job for hours "because it's their right".

  • softyzz69
    softyzz69 5 days ago

    If the Latinos are worried about answering a citezenship question then obvioslu they shouldnt be here anyway bc they r ILLEGAL

  • # 1
    # 1 6 days ago +2

    Wow, so my president just confused the census with a home appraisal 🤣

    • # 1
      # 1 4 days ago +1

      @Issac Oshen I couldn't agree more 😣

    • Issac Oshen
      Issac Oshen 4 days ago +1

      # 1 seriously I think he’s mentally challenged. Which would be fine if he wasn’t our leader! 😒

  • roy rogers
    roy rogers 6 days ago

    If the minorities are citizens then how does a citizenship question suppress them?

  • Joseph Mort
    Joseph Mort 6 days ago

    I worked for the Census in 2010 and one house I visited, the guy kept me there for an hour just bitching that one, they only scared about the sp*cs in my town and that he didn't want his tax dollars going to paying for me to harass him. I remember leaving his porch and thinking "You gripe about how much this costs, and you made it cost just a little bit more." because that entire encounter was a billable hour.

  • olt
    olt 6 days ago

    Funny how people think they are so important and that the government is after them. They only want to know who lives in the country, and if for some reason they needed your private info they already have it.

  • Jessie Gabs
    Jessie Gabs 6 days ago

    14:44 The things John will still make me google are the scariest ones.

  • Maccaroney
    Maccaroney 6 days ago +4

    Citizenship question - "It's against the law"
    Lol. As if el presidente cared about the law.

  • J S
    J S 6 days ago

    "I knicked the census man"!

  • Pam Timmins
    Pam Timmins 6 days ago

    I worked the 2010 Census in a site set up for that reason. A 73 yr old woman working in the field physically going door to door was killed by a pack of dogs. Another Census Worker was attacked by a man with an ax. A Census Worker was invited into a woman's home and had a gun pulled on him. Census work can be dangerous, there has always been a problem with illegal communities hiding and not wanting to be counted, but they want the social service benefits that participating in the Census count affords communities which produces a shortfall for all the needy, which is not fair in my opinion. But what trump and ross are doing is to out non-citizens, it is true none of the personal Census information on individuals can be reported to anyone for 72 are so funny John.

    • Pam Timmins
      Pam Timmins 6 days ago

      @Stephen2462 you are missing the point of the Census they allocate funding for all states schools, social services, etc. If a city or state's citizens are miscounted that state loses funding for those services, so you have a family of illegals getting what services there are, they come first if of Latin or Hispanic descent. When I worked the Census it was 300 trillion dollars allocated to all states by citizen count over a ten year period. A correct count is important for every state getting a fair share to help there indigent and children population, helps pay school lunches, free breakfast, ebt, medical, and financial help for those in need. Don't lump me in with trump, but I do know about working for the Census and how important it is to have a correct count of all people in this country.

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 6 days ago

      Whether they participate in the census or not wouldn't effect their ability to receive benefits.
      I'm not sure if you're co predicting yourself, or admitting you think Trump will do blatantly unetheical things with it.

  • horizontal120
    horizontal120 7 days ago

    the TDS on this show is just to damn hi !! ...

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 6 days ago

      @horizontal120 That's debatable.

      IMO, the media puts more attention on it because he's more obvious about it, and because the resulting drama sells papers.

      Trump's presidency as a whole got super old super fast.

    • horizontal120
      horizontal120 6 days ago

      @Stephen2462 he is just as shit as all the previous ones !!! but all the media has TDS .. and it is getting SUPPER OLD super FAST !!!!

    • Stephen2462
      Stephen2462 6 days ago

      It's not JO's fault Trump is such a terrible president.

  • Benji Sun *Moxie*
    Benji Sun *Moxie* 7 days ago

    4 toilets, each with 3 seashells. #demolitionman

  • Paige Lego
    Paige Lego 7 days ago +7

    Me: “I don’t know all that much about the census”
    John Oliver: “It will really irritate Donald Trump.”
    Me: “Sold. Where do I sign up?”

  • XDigsX 13
    XDigsX 13 7 days ago

    Knowing that the plan all along was to use the census information to suppress minority votes is all the more reason for people not to trust it,you said it yourself,the census information by law is confidential,but further down the show you said it yourself that they were planning on using that same information to fuck with people's lives.....c'mon now John,only his supporters are dumb enough to trust him,no person in their right mind trusts this administration,no person with their mental state balanced is going to put their confidence and their trust in this administration,as long as this corrupt orange piece of shit is in the white house minorities and immigrants will never forget that they have to be looking over their shoulders.

  • XDigsX 13
    XDigsX 13 7 days ago

    John no offense but it was against the law to use NSA surveillance on Americans as well,it was against the law to let the people of Flint drink water poisoned with led,it's against the law for a corrupt officer to kill unarmed people with absolutely no reason....many things are against the law but that doesn't mean the government won't do it or support those who do it.
    So if you expect people to trust that the census information won't be seen or used by the government to deport people or jail them,I'm sorry but you're foolishly optimistic.

  • Kevin G Conroy
    Kevin G Conroy 7 days ago

    Is he talking about Russian computers?

  • Kevin G Conroy
    Kevin G Conroy 7 days ago

    American tradition?

  • Daan Overveld
    Daan Overveld 7 days ago

    Can someone please explain me why on earth Americans distrust their government in a way that it feels silly to watch?

  • ossapinhosfazemhumah

    dude fucks up the job of that poor census worker while filming her with a smartphone that collects personal information on him 24/7 to sell to third party buyers. smh

  • mydogiscrazy13
    mydogiscrazy13 7 days ago

    John Oliver you are my hero

  • Grim Reaper
    Grim Reaper 7 days ago

    How convenient, guy dies, daughter finds elaborate plan just sitting there in "zip" files oh yeah I'm on board.

  • X Y
    X Y 7 days ago

    A Brit reminding America the importance of census...oh the irony, the turntable...

    • EWSwot
      EWSwot 5 days ago

      What was it, "no taxation without representation?".

  • MaserXIV
    MaserXIV 8 days ago

    As everyone knows: the only thing stopping someone from breaking in and killing/raping you is the fact they don't know your name.
    It's that personal touch that really does it for them.

  • mark forgette
    mark forgette 8 days ago

    Whats the problem? If you don’t fill out the censor form, then you don’t get represented..... done.

  • Gaithuma Kiarie
    Gaithuma Kiarie 8 days ago

    The woman probably had an abortion...

    • Fairy Tail
      Fairy Tail 7 days ago +1

      The I'm not mentally or financially ready kind or the i hate babies kind.

  • WuTangIsFoTheChildren

    John kind of looks like Mickey Mouse tbh

  • vidsbyme
    vidsbyme 8 days ago

    I know this is important. In my area it is used to decided how much grant/loans you get for public infrastructure as well as the interest rates. This is for such items as waste and drinking water systems, subsidized home loans and repairs from USDA as well as community grants for police vehicles, libraries, roads etc. I hope everyone gets counted. But.. it does seem there would be a better way for a count. I cannot even stop my information from being published online such as where I lived 20 years ago to my phone numbers. Seems the IRS has a better count and people actually want to give the information in order to get a refund.

  • Ahmed Jay
    Ahmed Jay 8 days ago

    Supreme court is saving america

  • Kana Beats
    Kana Beats 8 days ago +1

    I honestly can't believe the SCOTUS blocked the citizenship question

    • Kana Beats
      Kana Beats 7 days ago

      @California's Last Gasp ok. I'm not sure who it's in regards to but ok haha

    • California's Last Gasp
      California's Last Gasp 7 days ago

      @Kana Beats I am commenting on the nature of blackmail.

    • Kana Beats
      Kana Beats 7 days ago

      @California's Last Gasp not sure what you mean by that

    • California's Last Gasp
      California's Last Gasp 7 days ago

      Blackmail is a powerful thing.

  • Gertrúd Udvaros
    Gertrúd Udvaros 8 days ago

    That’s why in Belgium you must vote if your a citizen over 18 or you get to vote if you lived in Belgium for over 5 years.

  • Josny13
    Josny13 8 days ago

    Businesses use sensus data where to add ..

    (For those of you who didn't get it.)