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  • American citizens, there's some fantastic news about your federal government. It still exists!
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  • Evon Williams
    Evon Williams День назад

    Why are we keeping trump in the white house wait a minute I got it to have something to laugh at when we are down

  • Nova
    Nova 7 дней назад

    1.4 million views only 17k likes....Real trash.

  • Nova
    Nova 7 дней назад

    TRASH. Colbert is pure TRASH and I use to be a fan. I even bought his book. SELL OUT TRASH.

  • Peterli Studer
    Peterli Studer 10 дней назад

    I belive I hear it was joh bolton who gave the order on the american side

  • Peterli Studer
    Peterli Studer 10 дней назад

    Remembering a great pervert, your dad. heres a song to make you remember something important - ru-clip.com/video/CTTLh9jsoac/видео.html&list=PLmnMOVAuO2tEEbP94Qtr0U4_TkLZ9GHE3&index=3

  • Max Aggropop
    Max Aggropop 14 дней назад

    that's the good news?

  • HookedOnChronic42O
    HookedOnChronic42O 14 дней назад

    wow really. shouldnt have been there in the first place cause ya know it was illegal, and we have no business in there civil war. also bringing troops home to there families sounds pretty good to.

  • bilbowz s.
    bilbowz s. 15 дней назад

    bad news for anarchists

  • Tcadiz Wald
    Tcadiz Wald 15 дней назад

    I am actually looking forward to tomorrow for the first time in 2 yrs. I hope when all is done Mr. Mueller gets a Nobel Peace Prize. Mr. Mueller has shown restraint like no other. All while doing a thorough job of draining the swamp of trump and clan.

  • sräg dahin
    sräg dahin 18 дней назад +1

    Steve you are incredible smart true but you don't know all about no pre

  • theGhoulman
    theGhoulman 18 дней назад

    Sooo let me get this straight... the 'Debt Ceiling' (it's just a term for a formality of passing government spending instead of doing it for each and every department individually... that's ALL IT IS!), which is just a collection of government bills to keep the government running (you know, keeping the US of fucking A running!), was OOKed by the Republicans in Congress AND the Republicans in the Senate... yet Trump's refusal to sign this basic government management bill is the fault of the Democrats? FUCK OFF!!! Ya gonna blame the deaths of children at the US/Mexican border on Democrats too??? ... (watches news) ... oh for fuck sake.
    Republicans.

  • Gork Skoal
    Gork Skoal 19 дней назад

    His lips are movin...his lips are movin? OO cause he's lyin lyin--and he's full of somethin...but it sho' aint love for anyone, this my inventation for him to Kiss my ass good by by by

  • michel nguyen
    michel nguyen 19 дней назад

    Merge Mexico and us so u dont have to build anything

  • Amanda Kyle
    Amanda Kyle 19 дней назад

    It seems trump celebrate his holiday by shutting down the government. He did it last time also.

  • 501K subscribers
    501K subscribers 20 дней назад

    Trump = Russia's puppet

  • Genevieve Berry
    Genevieve Berry 20 дней назад

    Bad news. This guy still has a show. Take this guy off the air.

  • uhadme
    uhadme 21 день назад

    how is that good news?
    Am I the only one that noticed governments are the ones funding 'mercenary' terrorism worldwide?

  • DRGH DRGH
    DRGH DRGH 21 день назад

    I m kinda over war. How did we get stuck in another Middle Eastern comflict? People are dying all over the world but we don't send troops there. Or maybe we do and the media isn't making it big news. All the billions of dollars we spend for dropping bombs, we could just give these people cash and say..hey, promise to be good or we will flatten your town.

  • rwksasc
    rwksasc 21 день назад

    Putin issued the order. Trump carried it out. Putin is satisfied. All these things about sowing divisions, discrediting American institutions, could these all have been instructions from Putin?

  • Be Yourself Respect Everyone
    Be Yourself Respect Everyone 22 дня назад +2

    Every thing aside. Reckless, Stupid, racist and unfit to be President #Trump actually made a Good decision for many #US, Troops, major allies #Turkey and have no significant change nor benefits to adversaries

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 22 дня назад

    O my god be still my hearth

  • BOKO HALAL
    BOKO HALAL 22 дня назад

    Trump and his weapon manufacturing company ceo friends want Isis to stay so the conflict can continue and they can keep selling more and more weapons and make profits off of dead children, women and innocents.

  • W P
    W P 23 дня назад +1

    Wat do Trump and Putin have in common ?

  • arthur taylor
    arthur taylor 23 дня назад

    Shut down the Democratic side of government for a while and maybe President Trump can get some stuff done without all these snowflakes complaining all the time.

  • Debbie Richardson
    Debbie Richardson 24 дня назад

    You fool.

  • Debbie Richardson
    Debbie Richardson 24 дня назад

    The democrats need to get out of America.

  • Sugar Fish
    Sugar Fish 24 дня назад

    Too soon.

  • rschandran
    rschandran 24 дня назад

    The man in WH who wrote the "ART of the DE...." oh wait let me complete, DECEPTION, DERANGED LEADERSHIP or lack there of and all the qualities only a DESPOT would love

  • Jensen Parr
    Jensen Parr 24 дня назад

    Glad we are out of Syria because human rights is no reason for wars. Muslims can have their civil wars over who was rightful heir to the throne. America first.

  • Rene Nnunez
    Rene Nnunez 24 дня назад

    It's very interesting that people who actually committed crimes and have lied. They have stolen money and fix their party to place her as the front runner which is actually illegal by the and infringe on the voting process dose not get mention or goes to jail how interesting that is. Also heaven forbid get made fun of or attack in any way and then you'll have all a hail of protest, angry words, and threats to you and your family. It's all good cause it's all loco people who are woke know the truth.

  • Phils MGB
    Phils MGB 24 дня назад

    Because all you clapping seals need big government because you're all a bunch of monarchists.

  • Heather McClellan
    Heather McClellan 25 дней назад

    "artistically designed steel slats' That's a write-on for Cards Against Humanity.

  • salas7146
    salas7146 25 дней назад

    Donald Trump wants his wall so bad he should pay for it with his paycheck

  • Paizleigh white
    Paizleigh white 25 дней назад

    How childish is it that a president would threaten a government shutdown if he didn't get his way. Trump doesn't give a shit about democracy.

  • ForAmerican
    ForAmerican 25 дней назад

    The US troops withdraw from Syria. That's good. let Israel to fight alone. Too many American sacrificed for Israel. The US troops was never invited by Syria. Russia is there because they are invited by Syria. Russia defeated ISIS.

  • Songs Mirth
    Songs Mirth 25 дней назад

    Even German Generals at the last refused to take the orders of Hitler. He'd gone completely crazy telling the Generals to murder their men and then themselves. I kid you not. If the Pentagon obeys this traitor draft dodger knowing Putin ordered him to do it, they are as stupid as he is by default. Any decent American would tell the Generals to ignore Trump just like they did when he yelled and cussed at them because Kim Jong un wanted the United States to pull out of South Korea! Trump's a mentally deranged child whose never known what he was doing. DON'T OBEY HIM NOW GENERALS! Don't let our allies down to be murdered. Putin can go jump in any lake as long as it is freezing. What a wonderful thought. A frozen psychopath popsicle. :) They could bury his body where they put the nuclear poison they bury. Of course Putin's body might be more poisoness than that stuff. hummm And doesn't it have a half life of 5,000 years? Nuclear waste? :( Songs

  • cena loh
    cena loh 25 дней назад

    Artistically designed steel slats 😂😂😂🤣that got me

  • Sameer Ummer
    Sameer Ummer 26 дней назад

    Don't you think that they won't let no isis be defeated? ISIS is their insurgent into the Muslim nations.. Bombing and killing the population in the Muslim countries. Have you heard of any attack on the so called 'infedels' who they r supposedly against? None (For which I am grateful. If they had, they would have known the true force of the free world army prowess) . Cant anyone see through this facade? ISIS is a branch of the Cia in leu with the Israeli army. Simple. Lol

  • ALAN LAWRENCE
    ALAN LAWRENCE 26 дней назад

    Keep reading from your propaganda script Colbert... "Assad's regime." Why regime? The man was elected by the majority of his people. That makes him a legitimate President. Why are US forces in Syria? Did anyone invite them there, Assad for instance? US troops just invited themselves into Syria, like they invited themselves into Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan... I've lost track of all the countries the US have gatecrashed, the list just keeps getting bigger. You know the US have been there because bodies are left strewn around like so much confetti. What comes out of corporate media is CIA propaganda masked as comedy. The US backed ISIS against Syria's legitimate President... Fact!

  • Bob Metcalfe
    Bob Metcalfe 26 дней назад

    Designed? Has anyone considered the feng shui?

  • Peggy Jenkinson
    Peggy Jenkinson 26 дней назад

    RE: THE WALL. I have 2 friends who live in Baja. They are US citizens. One owns a business in San Diego and travels every day. He & his wife both travel up and bought in Baja because they could live on a golf course for a lot less money than San Diego. The other friend lives on the beach. He comes up to the border and takes the Trolley to work. It seems that ifI know 2, others in San Diego must know more. Trump doesn't understand how close we live; how many people come to work across the border every day. We are Border Friendly.

  • donnie ames
    donnie ames 26 дней назад

    we can only hope Colbert ceases to exist .please !

  • kkk
    kkk 26 дней назад +1

    good news is that you will get fired and die (like yo mama did) 👍🏼

  • Chewar Siwaily
    Chewar Siwaily 26 дней назад

    As a Syrian native living in Damascus. I thank trumo for his actions, returning our sovereignty.

  • Nonya Bizness
    Nonya Bizness 26 дней назад +1

    interesting historical tidbit: while other developers were building modern steel skyscrapers in nyc back in the 1980's, trump bucked the trend and went with a concrete trump tower, obstensibly to save money- but actually paid a record $22 million for the concrete, purchased from the mob, who monopolized the nyc concrete industry. no one has determined how much of that amount trump laundered for them, but he then sold apartments in the building for excessive amounts to anonymous buyers whose only amenity requirement was the inclusion of a very large washing machine.

  • Paige Kosa
    Paige Kosa 27 дней назад +1

    This video is only two days old and it already didn’t age well

  • petrol devo
    petrol devo 27 дней назад

    Trump doesent need prison, stupid people do ! Cant fix stupid !

  • donald doyle
    donald doyle 27 дней назад

    Trump is going to jail

  • Crazybird Ninja
    Crazybird Ninja 27 дней назад

    Well never mind lol

  • Chewar Siwaily
    Chewar Siwaily 27 дней назад

    Russia already has influence in Syria since 2015 so the withdrawal won't increase Russia's incremental power by a great deal. Russia has stabilised the Syrian government by providing a lifeline and intensive airstrikes coupled with special operations against rebel and jihadist groups.
    What we are seeing in Syria is a proxy war. The US wants to overthrow the Assad government, while the Russians are aiming to keep Assad as power, the only Party they see as stable and legitimate.
    What is more concerning is Turkey's influence which can excaberate tensions and give jihadist groups room to expand their operations. Not just ISIS but al qaeda and their affiliates.

  • Alexander Castillo
    Alexander Castillo 27 дней назад

    His commander voice haha

  • Susan Reed
    Susan Reed 27 дней назад

    We'll hunt you down like we did bin laden

  • normie x
    normie x 27 дней назад

    Hey Americans, are you building that wall after all or not? You've been talking about it for 2 years now. Very confusing.

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 27 дней назад

    Why do people not show him video of what he said before he contradicted it?

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 27 дней назад

    I think Trump has selective hearing

  • Stuff 4 Geekz
    Stuff 4 Geekz 27 дней назад

    Stephen Colbert has changed my lunch time forever. I swear, I cannot eat without watching him. Freaking brilliant! Oh, and fk Trump.

  • daniel job
    daniel job 27 дней назад

    Australia pledges to help Mexico build the wall and keep all those filthy whining druggie gringos out of their beautiful country.

  • Albe Van Hanoy
    Albe Van Hanoy 27 дней назад

    "We have defeated ISIS in Syria" is a big fat lie. Most of ISIS's defeats were due to the bravery of the kurdish troops, who, for some reason, are never mentioned on american TV. Don't silence them out.

  • reincarN8ed
    reincarN8ed 27 дней назад

    How quickly things change in just 2 days...

  • Miguel Domínguez
    Miguel Domínguez 27 дней назад

    But... but... wasn't Mexico going to pay for it? I'm so confused...

  • Jim Rodgers
    Jim Rodgers 27 дней назад

    Just one week of no reporting, jokes, etc about Trump just might send him over his own wall.

  • Lynette Danley
    Lynette Danley 27 дней назад +1

    🏌️Yes! While Americans suffer, THIS is what #45 will be doing during “his” Government shutdown. This level of blatant inhumanity is deliberate, dangerous and disgraceful.

  • Bablu S
    Bablu S 27 дней назад

    It’s took years to eradicate communism but trump ruining everything us achieved in years

  • Bablu S
    Bablu S 27 дней назад

    Afghanistan will fall within hours US withdrawal it’s like providing ground to taliban to plan attack all around the world

  • Razar Campbell
    Razar Campbell 27 дней назад

    Serving american presidents have imperium?

  • jacob kobald
    jacob kobald 28 дней назад

    I'd look more at the weapons deal with turkey

  • Ahmed April
    Ahmed April 28 дней назад

    the US presence in the region is the cause of ISIL existence, NOT the solution!! ISIL didn't even exist before the US war on Iraq.
    "just shoot it" is not the answer to all your problems. US needs to stop its sabotage efforts in Syria because their initial plan of regime-change FAILED (quite miserably, i might add).. everything they do is just going to result in more human suffering WITHOUT the status quo. the Syrian Republican Guards, Army, Navy and Airforce weathered the storm. they didn't just lose soldiers, they lost generals and even a defense minister KIA (killed in action) and they are still standing.. if they didn't bow down after all that, they are not going to bow down after few US threats.
    in time, they will reestablish air superiority over the republic and they will challenge the US presence.. the US soldiers will die to keep this country destabilized and gain nothing by the end of the day.. or respect international law (according the intentional law US presence is not legal), and support the (Astana process) which achieved with talks only more than what the US could ever hope to achieve in 3 decades and with 3000 dead soldiers.

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird 28 дней назад +1

    Time to IMPEACH! Trump is an EPIC FAIL!

  • Jayme Ann
    Jayme Ann 28 дней назад +2

    If Trump's daddy had just pulled out we wouldn't be dealing with President Dumbass

  • Sean Mcgrath
    Sean Mcgrath 28 дней назад

    Terrible news there's still a government until enough people are willing to overthrow it

  • Jillian Smith
    Jillian Smith 28 дней назад

    Yeah, this was on the 19th of Dec. On the 20th, headlines said the wall is funded by 5.73 BILLION, and he has put his new guy in charge of the "Mueller" investigation now. He's doing his best to screw us all. But then, he likes grabbing folks by their pussies. Because he can.

  • Jay Bee
    Jay Bee 28 дней назад +1

    #dislikeallcobertsclipsonyoutube

  • Wuggy Buttz
    Wuggy Buttz 28 дней назад

    Trump pulls out...
    Putin satisfied. LOL

  • TheSimpleThings
    TheSimpleThings 28 дней назад

    He gave Syria to Putin. . .

  • Stefan Reich
    Stefan Reich 28 дней назад

    That's good news?

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails 28 дней назад

    The slats will be spaced just wide enough to fit a human head. All the better to chop those suckers right off if they dare to state an opinion

  • zingmae
    zingmae 28 дней назад

    Don't you just love it when liberals root for proxy wars in the middle east

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails 28 дней назад

    Melania looks so beautiful in white

  • Do My Nails
    Do My Nails 28 дней назад

    He needs the troops to build the wall since all the labor unions are blitzed

  • timmothy58
    timmothy58 28 дней назад

    hey...are you paying your own money to do this...???...too dumb...

  • Brian Lewis
    Brian Lewis 28 дней назад

    Trump concrete is the best and strongest concrete in the world. Fun fact!

  • Dorissa Claire
    Dorissa Claire 28 дней назад

    Why would you lie to me like this in the title?

  • China McEachron
    China McEachron 28 дней назад

    Is Trump really trying to gentrify oppression with this ‘artisanal wall’?

  • Gary Brierley
    Gary Brierley 28 дней назад

    Stevens Trump impression sounds like he's been hobbling on too many big ones.

  • 24 Oras News TV
    24 Oras News TV 28 дней назад

    Pimp Putin must be very satisfied with his hooker Trump...

  • nil bogg
    nil bogg 28 дней назад

    Dear God. We're FLOUNDERING on the world stage.

  • Jonny Sevent
    Jonny Sevent 28 дней назад

    lol Nice stuff Stephen, but sadly it's already out of date just one day later. The Trump shutdown is back on now.

  • Forrest Foxen
    Forrest Foxen 28 дней назад

    Watching this a day later and literally everything is 180 degrees different. It’s hard to keep up with the changes and chaos.

  • Davidandrew S
    Davidandrew S 28 дней назад

    Too bad the government is a joke

  • Danielle Knutson
    Danielle Knutson 28 дней назад

    Humpty Trumpy sat on a wall Humpty trumpy had a great fall all of the Trump supporters put humpty trumpey back together again 😂😂😂

  • Wally Wadelstien
    Wally Wadelstien 28 дней назад

    Getting old

  • Daniel Richard Meyer
    Daniel Richard Meyer 28 дней назад

    This aged well...

  • Terri Wells
    Terri Wells 28 дней назад

    You may have spoken too soon (about the government staying open).

  • Kewtr Post
    Kewtr Post 28 дней назад

    Across the entire planet you will not find any brave and free people living behind a wall. That is because on the entire planet, there are no brave and free people living behind a big wall.
    None. Anywhere.
    So what's it going to be America?

  • ima bemedou
    ima bemedou 28 дней назад

    *Colbert spoke to soon...*

  • clarissamiles
    clarissamiles 28 дней назад

    Trump is dummmmmmmmmmmmmmb!

  • GM G
    GM G 28 дней назад

    They cheered the lack of the wall ... that does NOT mean they WANT illegal immigrants. They just want a method that works. Walls don't work.
    If we had a courageous President we would go down to Nicaragua and Guatemala and militarily take out their corrupt gangs and any military or political gang members. Real Presidents did the same in Panama, Cuba, Iraq, Kuwait and Grenada.
    We were also doing the same thing in Syria ... until Trump retreated.

  • phil greene
    phil greene 28 дней назад

    you posted this a little prematurely. shut-down Bartertown BACK ON!!

  • wuvvlee
    wuvvlee 28 дней назад

    Steel slats....a fence! Better than AND cheaper than that stupid concrete wall! 😂😂

  • Enrique Lara
    Enrique Lara 28 дней назад

    Shills