What turns me on the most

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  • Published on Feb 21, 2019

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  • jigstone morata
    jigstone morata Day ago

    I LUV U YUMI!!!!

  • daAnder71
    daAnder71 4 days ago

    "... a Japanese lady telling 'white' people ..." Strictly skin colour-wise Japanese are whiter than Europeans and Euro-Americans.

  • Phil Connelly
    Phil Connelly 5 days ago

    Boring racist comedians.

  • Jaime Enrique Cruz
    Jaime Enrique Cruz 8 days ago

    Been following you for quite some time... Good stuff. Keep on grinding.

  • Sharez Shaun
    Sharez Shaun 11 days ago

    Funny how when you read comments and they say it in the video at the same time, i always get that

  • Go-go Akins
    Go-go Akins 17 days ago

    Yumi is no less then awesome 👏👍🌹

  • JAKphoenixify
    JAKphoenixify 20 days ago

    figures that the first video of hers would be what turns her on.

  • Jamie Michael Kerepa
    Jamie Michael Kerepa 26 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you rock yumi

  • Joe Maguire
    Joe Maguire Month ago

    Yep now we know what you really want...so called comedy imitating real life

  • Hyoyeons Blondehair

    She is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • ymarrero23
    ymarrero23 Month ago

    It’s like she’s imagining it as she is speaking if.

  • Mashood shabir
    Mashood shabir Month ago

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • ItsMeHaven
    ItsMeHaven Month ago +1

    Thanks again RU-clip
    For very unfunny comedy

  • john magill
    john magill Month ago

    Does she seem to have a problem with white people?

  • Kevin McInnes
    Kevin McInnes Month ago

    99% of stand up comedy is just not really funny. This is was no exception.

    • ALJustice0
      ALJustice0 Month ago

      The hilarity being your sense of humor isn't mine.

  • kaioken
    kaioken Month ago

    What turns me on is when men spend money on me...lol. Of course it does

  • YawnGod
    YawnGod Month ago

    Heh.

  • Adnan A
    Adnan A Month ago +1

    She’s hilarious 😂

  • Nick Foory
    Nick Foory Month ago

    She is just another typical japanese pervert.

  • amin ka
    amin ka Month ago

    You need to work on your confidence , your material is good

    • TheScarletLion
      TheScarletLion Month ago

      amin ka she’s confident, this is her sketch

  • ew why
    ew why Month ago

    when she says “you guys i’m just joking!!” my whole heart flutters it’s so cute

  • Grey Matters
    Grey Matters Month ago

    at least she can admit it openly, albeit in the form a joke

  • Green eel
    Green eel Month ago

    She seems pretty funny, but the last joke failed for me a little as he was fighting for a stereotypical BOYS toy with the 60 inch plasma..........I await the sexist accusations!

  • Kyther Simmons
    Kyther Simmons Month ago

    Half the sets gold is the accent

  • Mc4King
    Mc4King Month ago

    LOOOL

  • Jalon Glover
    Jalon Glover Month ago

    I love how calm she is, adds more when she's telling her Jokes and makes it funny.

  • Jeremiah Fernandez
    Jeremiah Fernandez Month ago

    What turns me on the most?



    how she tries to stop herself from laughing at her own jokes

  • The Mask
    The Mask Month ago

    She is great

  • Chris B
    Chris B Month ago +1

    Anyone else think she’s not funny at all?

  • alt knight
    alt knight Month ago

    I was gonna comment... White men. As being her biggest turn on. I watched the entire video and I was correct. And White women want black guys. I know the answer for this its mapped out pretty frank in science. Its definitely true when you look at mixed nations and mating tendencies. Look into it.

  • AV Productions
    AV Productions Month ago

    Even when she say shit it sounds like shushi...so cute😃😃😃😃😃

  • Cool User
    Cool User Month ago

    Wait.... how did this cute Asian girl come in my recommended?

  • Myosotis
    Myosotis Month ago +1

    Yumi: "white people"
    Two people in the back: 😂😂😂😂😂😂💥👌👌💯💯💯🔥🔥😂💯👌💥🔥

  • Mr. Scoot Scooter
    Mr. Scoot Scooter Month ago

    Why am I so hard?

    • Mr. Scoot Scooter
      Mr. Scoot Scooter Month ago

      @Noodles
      I WANT YOUR NOODLE INSIDE ME.
      THE ANUS PREFERRED!
      GOBBLE GOBLLE GOBBBLEE

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      thats gay.

  • Santiago Girardi-Carrasco

    Her voice pisses me off

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      then don't watch her.

  • bootstrap
    bootstrap Month ago

    It is so weird to see this dead pan delivery from the very sweet and soft spoken Japanese women. My mind is so confused. Should I take her seriously? Was that meant like a joke? Is it a mean joke? Or she trying to help you become a better person. Ahhhh! Its killing me man!

  • jc boy
    jc boy Month ago

    Another dry shit. Dont know why people laugh at this garbage.
    I bet without the accent, this would be less "funny"...or entertaining...or less nothing.

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion.
      The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others.
      If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

  • Steven Gonzalez
    Steven Gonzalez Month ago

    Hahahahahahahahaah

  • Jerk Norris
    Jerk Norris Month ago

    Why do asians or japs wear make up they already yellow

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      har har big funny racism is hilarious!!! haaha im edgy guys!!1!

  • icemarkful
    icemarkful Month ago

    Name of the ending song?

  • Zach W.
    Zach W. Month ago

    Meh, not really funny.

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion. The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others. If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

  • Roger Young
    Roger Young Month ago +3

    I think the accents fake 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Joseph Henderson
    Joseph Henderson Month ago

    Come out to D.C.

  • Donald Piniach
    Donald Piniach Month ago

    Using a boyfriend as a resource.
    That is disappearing but good for her, while it lasts.

  • TheBayouCritter
    TheBayouCritter Month ago +13

    Why is RU-clip so desperately trying to get me to watch this girls videos?

  • Frog shit is real
    Frog shit is real Month ago +1

    Not funny at all. I think people just want to bang her otherwise they won’t laugh. It looks like there are some horny lesbians and white dudes

    • Frog shit is real
      Frog shit is real Month ago

      Noodles hahaha someone must have put Jalapeños in your ass hole while you were sleeping ✌️✌️

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion. The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others. If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion. The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others. If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

  • Joe Bobst
    Joe Bobst Month ago

    this sparks joy

  • Patanjali Lemon Squash Sword Immortal

    The delivery is amazing!

  • Silver junky
    Silver junky Month ago +1

    I’d pay her 5 dollars to to give a bj.. that’s about it

  • Tommy Kreitz
    Tommy Kreitz Month ago +4

    "toaster
    umbrella
    my boyfriend of three years"

  • Falco Burke
    Falco Burke Month ago

    Anyone else gonna point out fact homegirl don’t blink....

  • Gennady Golovkin
    Gennady Golovkin Month ago +1

    More.casual racism towards whites, and who'd have thought it, a woman basing her comedy on.............wait for it.......................BEING A WOMAN!! Then they moan that men dont find them funny.

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      Oh come the fuck on. Typical white male. Fuck off with your sexist shit.

  • SD PH
    SD PH Month ago

    We have six a lot - hahaha that's genius.

  • devilmaycry7760
    devilmaycry7760 Month ago

    I honestly don’t care. Just came to write that so I guess i care a little bit, anyway moving on.

  • TARKATAN WARKAMP
    TARKATAN WARKAMP Month ago +1

    am I the only one who thinks she not funny and maybe everybody just laughs because she's attractive ?

  • Kirkland 1972
    Kirkland 1972 Month ago

    She is very funny

  • kevinseveneleven
    kevinseveneleven Month ago

    Am I the only person who doesn't think she's hilarious and/or beat your meat material? I honestly felt more sleepy than entertained after this

  • Ib f
    Ib f Month ago +2

    THIS IS ATROCIOUSLY BAD....every punchline soooo predictable... plays asian/white angle with 0 creativity... i legit said her punchline every single time.... and i felt bad for how basic it was

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion. The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others. If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

    • Noodles
      Noodles Month ago

      This is you're opinion. The joke is differently told from person to person, that's what makes it funny for some and not for others. If you're so into comedians, you should know that dipshit.

  • BeastMaster 64
    BeastMaster 64 Month ago

    I like this lady

  • James Cullen
    James Cullen Month ago

    Has she got any Muslim jokes 🤔

  • Ivor Scrotumic
    Ivor Scrotumic Month ago

    She's brilliant. What a great personality & really astute comedy. Off to watch more of this now.

  • Conz 808
    Conz 808 Month ago

    I don't think her accent is real.

  • Hi there
    Hi there Month ago

    Pretty sad, and not funny .

  • CAREorDIE
    CAREorDIE Month ago

    The Japanese are the BEST

  • Ankush Banerjee
    Ankush Banerjee Month ago

    Pathetic comedy with even pathetic audience

  • Piyush Sapra
    Piyush Sapra Month ago

    Why so cute 💓

  • whatever
    whatever Month ago

    Amy schumer 2.0

  • Marshall Lee
    Marshall Lee Month ago

    Her voice is hentai >_>

  • Voice of Reason
    Voice of Reason Month ago

    You can tell she only likes white meat. Some Asian women are like that. Yumi is up there in the top 5.

  • Nguyen Duong
    Nguyen Duong Month ago +4

    Yumi’s boyfriend is one lucky sumbitch

  • Miraculous_ Licorne 一角獣

    😂😂😂😂

  • Symbol ism
    Symbol ism Month ago +2

    People think this garbage is funny? What the fuck? I couldn't even crack a smile at this, actually I cringed a bit...
    RU-clip stop recommending this trash to me.

  • Kornel Paroczai
    Kornel Paroczai Month ago

    I don't know why her videos are recommended to me, but fair enough

  • FreddyKrueger88
    FreddyKrueger88 Month ago

    Haha not bad

  • Doug Joseph
    Doug Joseph Month ago +2

    I thought Mexicans were the best at cleaning